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2013-06-27 09:53:36 PM  
HA!                       HA!

WHAR GOD NOW?!?
WHAR???
 
2013-06-27 11:17:39 PM  
I don't think you need to be a helicopter parent too be upset about this. Or even a parent, really.....
 
2013-06-28 12:12:30 AM  
Yeah, any NORMAL parent would be totally fine with it! Helicopter parents. PSH! Lighten up, already!
 
2013-06-28 12:21:55 AM  
What a great idea. This will teach the kids how to recognize criminals and the optimal defense strategies. If the kids get killed anyway, well, it's for the best... call it weeding out the weak/thinning the herd/Darwinism in action.
 
2013-06-28 12:23:19 AM  
So hiring Gacy the clown wasnt a good idea?
 
2013-06-28 12:23:47 AM  
Walmart is out of ammo. WTF?
 
2013-06-28 12:24:30 AM  

Its.


No apostrophe.
 
2013-06-28 12:25:18 AM  
eloquentscience.com
 
2013-06-28 12:25:55 AM  

Grumpy Cat: Its.
No apostrophe.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-28 12:26:27 AM  
One of them is a helluva hockey goalie too.
 
2013-06-28 12:26:41 AM  
I went to a math camp that had a convicted child killer as one of the staff. About two weeks in he taught us a strangely simple math problem. 35 kids - 4 = 31 Kids
 
2013-06-28 12:27:02 AM  
And yet my outstanding student loans prevent me from getting my Medical Marijuana Enforcement Division license in Colorado.

Priorities.  Government haves them.
 
2013-06-28 12:27:25 AM  
North Carolina summer camp for children is revealed to have two convicted murderers on it's staff, including a convicted child killer. That whirring sound you hear is all the helicopter parents Bob the Angry Flower throwing fits
 
2013-06-28 12:27:47 AM  
I'm a graduate of that camp, and I can tell you, there are not as many murders as you think.

And read teh article - these half-weight pussies haven't been convicted of jaywalking much less 'OMFG MURMUER!"

Moral Panic/Summer Shark Story/Nothing to see here/Send your unpopular kids
 
2013-06-28 12:27:49 AM  
Did Penn State do the hiring?
 
2013-06-28 12:28:27 AM  
You're not a helicopter parent just because this would bother you.

You're a helicopter parent if you call little Aiden's 3rd grade teacher to biatch about the 'satisfactory' mark he received on that paper mâché island you made for him, because he's definitely going to need double down on the athletic scolarship plan now if he is ever going to get into an Ivy League school...
 
2013-06-28 12:30:04 AM  
Ah, Jesus Camp!
 
2013-06-28 12:30:11 AM  
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2013-06-28 12:31:40 AM  
"some kine of beef"
 
2013-06-28 12:33:11 AM  
To be fair they wouldn't have been convicted if Stand your Ground laws existed at the time.
 
2013-06-28 12:34:50 AM  
I think you mean fit's.
 
2013-06-28 12:35:12 AM  
Even worse notice...the child killer killed her OWN child.  not just some random kid.
 
2013-06-28 12:36:23 AM  
Second degree 30+ years ago, and voluntary manslaughter.

I don't see a real murderer here. They might have killed, but they didn't set out to kill.
 
2013-06-28 12:36:45 AM  
And a properly timed leak of that information should serve to keep those little angels in line.
 
2013-06-28 12:36:56 AM  
Uh, as someone who volunteers at a summer camp for one week, this would bother me, and I'm a *counselor*. We've dealt with heleicopter parents. This is not helicopter parenty.

ESPECIALLY the child killing conviction would bug me. Because that makes me think about something potentially happening to one of the campers. Which puts me into a... I think TV tropes calls it "Papa Wolf" state of mind.

Do they.. do they not run background checks or something? Every year I have to submit a background check authorization form via our camp director, who submits it to Council.
 
2013-06-28 12:37:10 AM  
SHHHHH SHHHHHH SHHHHHHH SHHHHHHH!

HAHH HAHH HAHH HAHHHHH!
 
2013-06-28 12:44:10 AM  
This is all I can think of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

Dun dun du du duunn duuuun....
 
2013-06-28 12:44:14 AM  
As long as they aren't in direct contact with kids, and are limited to administrative roles, I have no problem with this.

The camp seems to think they are outstanding employees, and they would know best. I'm a firm believer in second chances.
 
2013-06-28 12:45:19 AM  
i'm appalled. when i send my kids to murder camp i expect the instructors to have gotten away with it.
 
2013-06-28 12:45:44 AM  

queezyweezel: I don't think you need to be a helicopter parent too be upset about this. Or even a parent, really.....


They served their time and have been reformed.  End of story.
 
2013-06-28 12:46:41 AM  
Pretty sure said fit is justified in this situation.
 
2013-06-28 12:47:08 AM  
So what? If they completed their sentences they're rehabilitated. The system works.
 
2013-06-28 12:48:12 AM  

Felgraf: Uh, as someone who volunteers at a summer camp for one week, this would bother me, and I'm a *counselor*. We've dealt with heleicopter parents. This is not helicopter parenty.

ESPECIALLY the child killing conviction would bug me. Because that makes me think about something potentially happening to one of the campers. Which puts me into a... I think TV tropes calls it "Papa Wolf" state of mind.

Do they.. do they not run background checks or something? Every year I have to submit a background check authorization form via our camp director, who submits it to Council.


Maybe you should rtfa, yes they knew, they are administrative employees not around kids, they were manslaughters possibly accidental, also many years ago.
 
2013-06-28 12:50:31 AM  

radarlove: And yet my outstanding student loans prevent me from getting my Medical Marijuana Enforcement Division license in Colorado.


WTF is that a license to do; use MMJ, grow it, sell it, enforce the laws about it?

Conditioning medical care on debt status is farked up, even if "outstanding" really means "delinquent."
 
2013-06-28 12:53:48 AM  
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It could be worse.
 
2013-06-28 12:54:06 AM  

buckler: As long as they aren't in direct contact with kids, and are limited to administrative roles, I have no problem with this.

The camp seems to think they are outstanding employees, and they would know best. I'm a firm believer in second chances.


"The source also said that their roles go beyond administrative and that they work directly with kids."

So what's your problem now?
 
2013-06-28 12:54:21 AM  
I remember the Fred Lane story and while he was most likely guilty of mentally and physically abusing Diedre, was pretty full of himself, a big time show off and probably pretty douchetastic, it was most likely pre meditated.

Deserved?
 
2013-06-28 12:57:10 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: radarlove: And yet my outstanding student loans prevent me from getting my Medical Marijuana Enforcement Division license in Colorado.

WTF is that a license to do; use MMJ, grow it, sell it, enforce the laws about it?

Conditioning medical care on debt status is farked up, even if "outstanding" really means "delinquent."


Grow it, sell it, run a shop.  When they sprung that regulation on us all of a sudden it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove my wife and I into extreme poverty.

What's really messed up is that outstanding debt or a minor drug possession conviction will bar you from the industry, while being a convicted murderer or rapist is hunky-dory.

Don't know if it's going to work that way in the recreational mj biz or if MMED is even still going to exist there.  I hope not, because the only thing I've ever been happy doing is selling weed to sick people.
 
2013-06-28 12:57:59 AM  

BigOle8point: I remember the Fred Lane story and while he was most likely guilty of mentally and physically abusing Diedre, was pretty full of himself, a big time show off and probably pretty douchetastic, it was most likely pre meditated.

Deserved?


Probably not but I understand
 
2013-06-28 12:58:21 AM  
on it is staff!
 
2013-06-28 12:58:24 AM  

InternetSecurityGuard: And a properly timed leak of that information should serve to keep those little angels in line.


+1 LOL!
 
2013-06-28 12:59:35 AM  
Hell, I have family I wouldn't trust my children with, and they haven't killed, or even molested anyone.

Sending kids to a camp that has failed criminals running it would remind me to much about the summer of '76, when I was a student volunteer for the Carter campaign.

Bob "I want more lemon and sugar in my iced tea" Beckel was a nut, but he only touched the girl that one time. Man, her Dad was less than pleased. But Bob did apologize, so I guess it is OK.

Did these killers ever apologize?
 
2013-06-28 01:02:55 AM  
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2013-06-28 01:04:58 AM  
It isn't about the murderers Coop. Well it is... but see if you can follow me here.... it...
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Isn't.
 
2013-06-28 01:05:00 AM  
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Well it ain't gettin' any safer.
 
2013-06-28 01:05:16 AM  

radarlove: BarkingUnicorn: radarlove: And yet my outstanding student loans prevent me from getting my Medical Marijuana Enforcement Division license in Colorado.

WTF is that a license to do; use MMJ, grow it, sell it, enforce the laws about it?

Conditioning medical care on debt status is farked up, even if "outstanding" really means "delinquent."

Grow it, sell it, run a shop.  When they sprung that regulation on us all of a sudden it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove my wife and I into extreme poverty.

What's really messed up is that outstanding debt or a minor drug possession conviction will bar you from the industry, while being a convicted murderer or rapist is hunky-dory.

Don't know if it's going to work that way in the recreational mj biz or if MMED is even still going to exist there.  I hope not, because the only thing I've ever been happy doing is selling weed to sick people.


Let me get this straight:  simply having student debt bars you  from the biz, even if payments are not delinquent?
 
2013-06-28 01:08:18 AM  

Mock26: queezyweezel: I don't think you need to be a helicopter parent too be upset about this. Or even a parent, really.....

They served their time and have been reformed.  End of story.


Seriously?  Because, you know, I'm a fairly awful person.  I genuinely enjoy the misery of others if said others annoy me sufficiently. I know that's immoral, but I don't even feel bad about it.  Somehow, though, I have never killed anyone.
 
2013-06-28 01:14:10 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: radarlove: And yet my outstanding student loans prevent me from getting my Medical Marijuana Enforcement Division license in Colorado.

WTF is that a license to do; use MMJ, grow it, sell it, enforce the laws about it?

Conditioning medical care on debt status is farked up, even if "outstanding" really means "delinquent."


I believe it is a license to ill.

/RIP MC-A
 
2013-06-28 01:16:22 AM  
Cut class before Ms. Bullock cuts you.
 
2013-06-28 01:18:19 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: radarlove: BarkingUnicorn: radarlove: And yet my outstanding student loans prevent me from getting my Medical Marijuana Enforcement Division license in Colorado.

WTF is that a license to do; use MMJ, grow it, sell it, enforce the laws about it?

Conditioning medical care on debt status is farked up, even if "outstanding" really means "delinquent."

Grow it, sell it, run a shop.  When they sprung that regulation on us all of a sudden it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove my wife and I into extreme poverty.

What's really messed up is that outstanding debt or a minor drug possession conviction will bar you from the industry, while being a convicted murderer or rapist is hunky-dory.

Don't know if it's going to work that way in the recreational mj biz or if MMED is even still going to exist there.  I hope not, because the only thing I've ever been happy doing is selling weed to sick people.

Let me get this straight:  simply having student debt bars you  from the biz, even if payments are not delinquent?


That would actually make sense. They wouldn't want someone having an incentive to sell extra pot on the sly to people that don't have valid scripts, because he has to pay back a huge debt burden.
 
2013-06-28 01:20:10 AM  
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2013-06-28 01:21:01 AM  

missmez: Mock26: queezyweezel: I don't think you need to be a helicopter parent too be upset about this. Or even a parent, really.....

They served their time and have been reformed.  End of story.

Seriously?  Because, you know, I'm a fairly awful person.  I genuinely enjoy the misery of others if said others annoy me sufficiently. I know that's immoral, but I don't even feel bad about it.  Somehow, though, I have never killed anyone.

 
2013-06-28 01:23:49 AM  
missmez:

Seriously?  Because, you know, I'm a fairly awful person.  I genuinely enjoy the misery of others if said others annoy me sufficiently. I know that's immoral, but I don't even feel bad about it.  Somehow, though, I have never killed anyone.

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2013-06-28 01:26:26 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Let me get this straight:  simply having student debt bars you  from the biz, even if payments are not delinquent?

That would actually make sense. They wouldn't want someone having an incentive to sell extra pot on the sly to people that don't have valid scripts, because he has to pay back a huge debt burden.


Why only student debt?  Why not anybody with a mortgage, which is likely to be much larger than a student loan?

No, what makes sense is to bar people who aren't paying their bills.  They're the ones who have significant incentive to cheat.
 
2013-06-28 01:26:31 AM  
 
2013-06-28 01:27:20 AM  

HotWingAgenda: That would actually make sense.


No, it wouldn't. Are you on crack.
 
2013-06-28 01:29:30 AM  

Greywar: Even worse notice...the child killer killed her OWN child.  not just some random kid.


Wait.why is it worse that she did it to her own? If she destroyed her own car would it be worse than if she'd destroyed someone else's car?
 
2013-06-28 01:30:24 AM  
The message I take away from this article is that only convicts and murderers are willing to take the jobs of working with today's kids.

/sounds right
 
2013-06-28 01:33:31 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: The message I take away from this article is that only convicts and murderers are willing to take the jobs of working with today's kids.

/sounds right


You  can get lots of nice people to work with kids.  These desperate ex-cons have to work with  the president of a religious university, too.
 
2013-06-28 01:34:56 AM  
Helicopter parent? I'd be like Ares the God of War parent.
 
2013-06-28 01:37:38 AM  
At first I was like this:

queezyweezel: I don't think you need to be a helicopter parent too be upset about this. Or even a parent, really.....


Then I read the article*, and I was like this:

buckler: As long as they aren't in direct contact with kids, and are limited to administrative roles, I have no problem with this. The camp seems to think they are outstanding employees, and they would know best. I'm a firm believer in second chances.


*I don't mean to imply queezyweezel didn't read the article, just that my opinion changed when I did.
 
2013-06-28 01:39:32 AM  
OK, after some soul-searching I believe I would not raise a stink about this.  I would be concerned that my kid(s) in the camp might learn of it and be scared, but I think I could reassure them.  I would not tell them about it and raise fears unnecessarily.
 
2013-06-28 01:43:24 AM  

BigOle8point: I remember the Fred Lane story and while he was most likely guilty of mentally and physically abusing Diedre, was pretty full of himself, a big time show off and probably pretty douchetastic, it was most likely pre meditated.

Deserved?


Read the account, it was a straight up ambush and possibly to prevent him from turning her in because she didn't know the feds were after her already. The comments were interesting too from someone who knew him in college and said he was a good guy and a second one pledging vengeance for Allah. She'd spent the money from the robbery too and needed more so Fred's dead.
 
2013-06-28 01:45:04 AM  

Greywar: Even worse notice...the child killer killed her OWN child.  not just some random kid.


People get charged with and found guilty of, murdering their children for accidental deaths. For cases like leaving the kid in a hot car.

And, yes, negligence like that isn't something you want in a camp councilor, but she isn't a councilor, she's in the administration. And it happened over 30 years ago.

So I believe that she isn't going to just go into work one day and stab some random kid to death.
 
2013-06-28 01:46:10 AM  
"One source told ABC11 that both Bullock and Gary work for the president of the school. The source also said that their roles go beyond administrative and that they work directly with kids.
That source also said that parents who enroll their children in the Kiddie Kollege Summer Camp are not told about the women's backgrounds, and that there is no policy on the hiring of ex-felons."

Well if "One source" says it's true on the internet, then it must truly be true!

/Media spin is best spin.
 
2013-06-28 01:51:40 AM  

OscarTamerz: Fred's dead.


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2013-06-28 02:07:05 AM  
Alright you little shiats, keep on pissing mommy and daddy off and this is where you are going to be spending part of your summer..........
 
2013-06-28 02:07:08 AM  
insure the kids for 10M. Win-Win.
 
2013-06-28 02:12:13 AM  
Its very difficult for convicted felons to get any type of work
Supervisors said they were great at their jobs
Their crimes were obviously isolated acts of desperation
Leave them alone
 
2013-06-28 02:12:37 AM  
Maybe those kids parents don't like them very much....
 
2013-06-28 02:13:42 AM  
But they're women, so it's okay. Women are natural nurturers.
 
2013-06-28 02:41:15 AM  

Bucky Katt: on it is staff!


take back one kadam!
 
2013-06-28 03:34:04 AM  
I forget, which movie had this as the plot?
 
2013-06-28 04:01:58 AM  
BarkingUnicorn - You can get lots of very few nice people to work with kids.

FTFY

As someone who has done this type of work for many years now, I can assure you that most child camps get lazy, self-absorbed college students who are more interested in hitting on each other, texting everyone on the planet, and collecting that paycheck than giving one tiny shiat about your kids. Even the ones who are working on a degree in child development (sometimes, they are the worst ones). Of course, between the complete joke of a paycheck, and the fact that one second of camaraderie with a child gets you accused of molestation, those lazy children in adults bodies are about the only ones who would do that work, if they were to do any work at all.

/Bitter? naw, I'm not bitter...I just worked myself into a permanent injury and a major bout of depression for those kids, and got nothing but accused of crap and fired for it. Not a bitter hair on my head...
//I am bald...
 
2013-06-28 04:07:33 AM  
Stupid headline is stupid
 
2013-06-28 04:09:37 AM  

Born to Die: North Carolina summer camp for children is revealed to have two convicted murderers on it's staff, including a convicted child killer. That whirring sound you hear is all the helicopter parents Bob the Angry Flower throwing fits


I thought he was an angry cabbage.
 
2013-06-28 04:24:52 AM  

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Take a look here for clarification:

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2013-06-28 04:24:54 AM  

payattention: BarkingUnicorn - You can get lots of very few nice people to work with kids.

FTFY

As someone who has done this type of work for many years now, I can assure you that most child camps get lazy, self-absorbed college students who are more interested in hitting on each other, texting everyone on the planet, and collecting that paycheck than giving one tiny shiat about your kids. Even the ones who are working on a degree in child development (sometimes, they are the worst ones). Of course, between the complete joke of a paycheck, and the fact that one second of camaraderie with a child gets you accused of molestation, those lazy children in adults bodies are about the only ones who would do that work, if they were to do any work at all.

/Bitter? naw, I'm not bitter...I just worked myself into a permanent injury and a major bout of depression for those kids, and got nothing but accused of crap and fired for it. Not a bitter hair on my head...
//I am bald...


And I'm not bitter that you ignored my clever witticism.
 
2013-06-28 04:39:04 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Let me get this straight: simply having student debt bars you from the biz, even if payments are not delinquent?


Don't know for sure, as my loans were a wee bit delinquent.  I've heard from other folks who got their licenses denied who claimed they were up on their payments, but that's very anecdotal.

What surprised me was that while that will bar you from the industry, violent felons are a-okay.  And yes, there are most definitely convicted murderers and rapists working at the less scrupulous dispensaries.  I've met a few.  They don't belong in the industry.

HotWingAgenda: That would actually make sense. They wouldn't want someone having an incentive to sell extra pot on the sly to people that don't have valid scripts, because he has to pay back a huge debt burden.


There are three reasons it actually makes zero sense:

1.  A person who has a debt to pay off and is working towards it is more likely to work hard and keep their nose clean, because they don't want to lose their job.  Loss of said job means that their debt spirals out of control, their credit rating is destroyed, and their lives and the lives of their families go in the shiatter.  I know this because I am currently living it.

2.  A person who is not working towards paying off their student loan debt at all is highly unlikely to jeopardize their employment and risk incarceration just so they can give Fannie Mae her due.  They're far more likely to just continue to not make payments.

3.  It is virtually impossible to "sell extra pot on the sly to people that don't have valid scripts" in the medical marijuana industry in Colorado.  From the instant that a cannabis seed or clone is planted, to the instant the cannabis leaves the dispensary, it is vigilantly tracked by the Medical Marijuana Enforcement Division.  Inspections of dispensaries and grow-sites are done frequently.  Scales weigh out to a hundredth of a gram, have to be calibrated and certified by state-licensed technicians a few times a year, and daily weight reports are sent to MMED.  Every inch of every grow op and every dispensary is monitored 24-hours a day by CCTV cameras that feed directly into MMED.  When transporting product from the grow to the shop or from one shop to another, you are required to file a manifest with MMED stating exactly how much product you have, your intended destination, and exactly when you will be on the road and what route you are taking.  I had to learn to fill out more paperwork to sell pot than I had to learn to fill out in cop school, and cops have a lot of paperwork.

If your counts are off by even a gram, MMED will find out about it, and they will find out why.  Medical marijuana is very tightly controlled in Colorado.
 
2013-06-28 04:47:44 AM  

payattention: BarkingUnicorn - You can get lots of very few nice people to work with kids.

FTFY

As someone who has done this type of work for many years now, I can assure you that most child camps get lazy, self-absorbed college students who are more interested in hitting on each other, texting everyone on the planet, and collecting that paycheck than giving one tiny shiat about your kids. Even the ones who are working on a degree in child development (sometimes, they are the worst ones). Of course, between the complete joke of a paycheck, and the fact that one second of camaraderie with a child gets you accused of molestation, those lazy children in adults bodies are about the only ones who would do that work, if they were to do any work at all.

/Bitter? naw, I'm not bitter...I just worked myself into a permanent injury and a major bout of depression for those kids, and got nothing but accused of crap and fired for it. Not a bitter hair on my head...
//I am bald...


why aren't Mexicans doing this?
 
2013-06-28 04:52:03 AM  

bigbobowski: payattention: BarkingUnicorn - You can get lots of very few nice people to work with kids.

FTFY

As someone who has done this type of work for many years now, I can assure you that most child camps get lazy, self-absorbed college students who are more interested in hitting on each other, texting everyone on the planet, and collecting that paycheck than giving one tiny shiat about your kids. Even the ones who are working on a degree in child development (sometimes, they are the worst ones). Of course, between the complete joke of a paycheck, and the fact that one second of camaraderie with a child gets you accused of molestation, those lazy children in adults bodies are about the only ones who would do that work, if they were to do any work at all.

/Bitter? naw, I'm not bitter...I just worked myself into a permanent injury and a major bout of depression for those kids, and got nothing but accused of crap and fired for it. Not a bitter hair on my head...
//I am bald...

why aren't Mexicans doing this?


Because they already have enough kids to deal with?
 
2013-06-28 05:09:27 AM  

radarlove: There are three reasons it actually makes zero sense:


Its not just MMJ bro, thats kind of standard government treatment.  Try joining say, the Air Force sometime with debt.. you'll see real fast.
 
2013-06-28 05:14:43 AM  

Alonjar: radarlove: There are three reasons it actually makes zero sense:

Its not just MMJ bro, thats kind of standard government treatment.  Try joining say, the Air Force sometime with debt.. you'll see real fast.


The fact that credit-based employment is systemic doesn't make it right.  Sadly, a lot of private sector businesses are adopting the same policy.  If you're deeply in debt, you can't have a job.  Which, of course, just makes the debt grow exponentially.  Those who most desperately need the work are deprived of it.  That's a total failure of the system.
 
2013-06-28 05:33:04 AM  
"I believe that everybody deserves a second chance, but there's some things you should be allowed to do and some things you should not be allowed to do, depending on what you've done before," parent Peggy Wiggins said.

Some things they should be allowed to do, such as find work no better than fast food.

Some things they should not be allowed to do, such as find work that's better than fast food.

Seriously, why would anyone want to give people such as these the actual ability to afford BOTH food and shelter?! They should be struggling to buy food and live in poverty the rest of their lives!
 
2013-06-28 05:59:22 AM  

you are a puppet: To be fair they wouldn't have been convicted if Stand your Ground laws existed at the time.


Are you implying that the murdered infant was black and the mother was white?
 
2013-06-28 06:45:37 AM  

wildcardjack: Second degree 30+ years ago, and voluntary manslaughter.

I don't see a real murderer here. They might have killed, but they didn't set out to kill.


8/10

Very subtle
 
2013-06-28 06:48:32 AM  
One murder happened in 1981. 32 years ago.  And it was her own child (probably a very tragic back story there).  Frankly, I don't see the danger. Leave her alone.

I'm guessing some intrepid reporter looking for ratings wondered what happened to the girl who killed the football player.  She must have been evil.  Let's harrass her until she dies.
 
2013-06-28 06:49:16 AM  

Greywar: Even worse notice...the child killer killed her OWN child.  not just some random kid.


She only kills her own?  Then these kids have nothing to worry about!
 
2013-06-28 06:49:56 AM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: Felgraf: Uh, as someone who volunteers at a summer camp for one week, this would bother me, and I'm a *counselor*. We've dealt with heleicopter parents. This is not helicopter parenty.

ESPECIALLY the child killing conviction would bug me. Because that makes me think about something potentially happening to one of the campers. Which puts me into a... I think TV tropes calls it "Papa Wolf" state of mind.

Do they.. do they not run background checks or something? Every year I have to submit a background check authorization form via our camp director, who submits it to Council.

Maybe you should rtfa, yes they knew, they are administrative employees not around kids, they were manslaughters possibly accidental, also many years ago.


If you RTFA, you will see that they are, indeed, working with kids, that one was convicted of Burdett and the other of voluntary manslaughter, meaning not only not an accident but also wilful.
 
2013-06-28 06:52:17 AM  
I don't even like kids and I think this is a dumb idea.

So there.
 
2013-06-28 06:55:35 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Greywar: Even worse notice...the child killer killed her OWN child.  not just some random kid.

Wait.why is it worse that she did it to her own? If she destroyed her own car would it be worse than if she'd destroyed someone else's car?


You wouldn't download someone ELSE's kid, would you?!
 
2013-06-28 06:56:49 AM  

Felgraf: Do they.. do they not run background checks or something? Every year I have to submit a background check authorization form via our camp director, who submits it to Council.


Don't you feel foolish now!
 
2013-06-28 06:59:08 AM  

BigOle8point: I remember the Fred Lane story and while he was most likely guilty of mentally and physically abusing Diedre, was pretty full of himself, a big time show off and probably pretty douchetastic, it was most likely pre meditated.

Deserved?


Well, considering she put a bullet in his head while he was on the ground, helpless, I'm going to say it was obviously an accident.
 
2013-06-28 07:23:35 AM  

Krieghund: So I believe that she isn't going to just go into work one day and stab some random kid to death.


Well she could, but probably isn't any more likely to than any of the other staff, and probably less likely than the ones that actually have to put up with the kids all the time.
 
2013-06-28 07:24:16 AM  
"Not to say you can't hire them, but why put them with children?  Why would they think people would want to leave a child with a killer?" said parent Nicole White.

When Jason Voorhies attacks the camp, don't you want someone defending your kid who already knows how to kill?
 
2013-06-28 07:27:21 AM  
Knowing what I know about America through Fark, a 'convicted child killer' could be anyone who was caught looking sideways, a mile away, when some three-year-old had a bruise from falling on a cushion.
 
2013-06-28 07:31:27 AM  
OscarTamerz: She'd spent the money from the robbery too and needed more so Fred's dead.

That's what you said?
 
2013-06-28 07:47:31 AM  
I'm willing to accept that someone who killed their own child at age 18 is not the same person as they are at age 50. Without knowing the circumstances, it's hard to say, but postpartum depression/psychosis were not well understood back then so I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt.

The school is messed up if the other woman is anywhere near the kids, though.
 
2013-06-28 07:53:45 AM  
Man, you guys make it sound like summer camp isn't all about taking showers while "Kip the Counselor" watches you and the evening 'check you buttocks for ticks' inspection. It was also making macrame thongs and have naked greased pyramid parties.
 
2013-06-28 07:59:07 AM  

you are a puppet: To be fair they wouldn't have been convicted if Stand your Ground laws existed at the time.


Yeah, that baby was COMMIN' RIGHT AT HER.

Explosive baby shiat is a kind of weapon.
 
2013-06-28 08:09:26 AM  
Yeah. I would have a problem with this
 
2013-06-28 08:13:32 AM  

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Tired and old - get newer moar betterly graphic stop's trotting out old picture's.  Even the picture want's to colletct's it's retirement check's

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2013-06-28 08:18:08 AM  
How else are you going to teach these kids good cardio unless you force them to run from a murderer?
 
2013-06-28 08:24:34 AM  
Approves

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2013-06-28 08:32:09 AM  
Isn't this the theme from every summer camp movie?
 
2013-06-28 08:33:31 AM  

queezyweezel: I don't think you need to be a helicopter parent too be upset about this. Or even a parent, really.....


This.
 
2013-06-28 08:37:24 AM  
"I believe that everybody deserves a second chance, but there's some things you should be allowed to do and some things you should not be allowed to do, depending on what you've done before, N.I.M.B.Y.
 
2013-06-28 08:40:30 AM  
But building the camp directly on top of the ancient Indian burial ground still seems like the bigger mistake.
 
2013-06-28 08:40:42 AM  

reported: What a great idea. This will teach the kids how to recognize criminals and the optimal defense strategies. If the kids get killed anyway, well, it's for the best... call it weeding out the weak/thinning the herd/Darwinism in action.


It does sound like a valuable opportunity for the kids, but it sounds like the convicted murderers are in admin roles and don't have contact with them.
 
2013-06-28 08:45:01 AM  
St Aug's - sheesh, I can remember when that was a respectable college. The last couple of years have seen a number of scandals involving missing money, phony grades, deteriorating facilities, you name it. I have a feeling that it's become a "turkey farm" devoted to hiring the friends and relatives of the administration.
 
2013-06-28 08:45:39 AM  

mikaloyd: Did Penn State do the hiring?


How else do you think Sandusky got hired as Athletic Director?
 
2013-06-28 08:51:57 AM  

E5bie: But they're women, so it's okay. Women are natural nurturers.


Exactly.  Heaven forbid we hire men with clean records to be around children.  Who knows what depraved backgrounds they may have.  They're probably only clean because they haven't been caught YET.
 
2013-06-28 08:55:40 AM  

you are a puppet: To be fair they wouldn't have been convicted if Stand your Ground laws existed at the time.


Perhaps this and also that they were very targeted, so the likelihood of repeat-offending is probably low.
 
2013-06-28 09:05:21 AM  

BigOle8point: I remember the Fred Lane story and while he was most likely guilty of mentally and physically abusing Diedre, was pretty full of himself, a big time show off and probably pretty douchetastic, it was most likely pre meditated.

Deserved?


The Fred Lane murder, sadly not the most tragic murder involving a Carolina Panther.

/go fark yourself in the trunk of a car with a bottle of piss covered in Snickers wrappers, Rae
 
2013-06-28 09:10:52 AM  

missmez: Mock26: queezyweezel: I don't think you need to be a helicopter parent too be upset about this. Or even a parent, really.....

They served their time and have been reformed.  End of story.

Seriously?  Because, you know, I'm a fairly awful person.  I genuinely enjoy the misery of others if said others annoy me sufficiently. I know that's immoral, but I don't even feel bad about it.  Somehow, though, I have never killed anyone.


Well, easier to ask forgiveness than permission I guess.
 
2013-06-28 09:12:26 AM  

UNC_Samurai: sadly not the most tragic murder involving a Carolina Panther.


Well, I came here to tell Subby he did a nice troll in the headline, but now you gave me a sad.
 
2013-06-28 09:13:45 AM  
I think I would need to know the circumstances of the crime. Left babby in hot car to run into the store for a minute but got caught up in a long line and babby died, stupid and irresponsible but I bet she won't be dangerous in the future. Smacked babby in the head for crying too much, yeah, no working with kids for you.
 
2013-06-28 09:14:47 AM  
So parents are getting in an uproar over this?  Geez, these counselors HARDLY EVER kill kids.  What's the big deal?
 
2013-06-28 09:19:07 AM  
*New upcoming Summer Camp reality show adds new camp to it's list*
 
2013-06-28 09:24:09 AM  

UNC_Samurai: BigOle8point: I remember the Fred Lane story and while he was most likely guilty of mentally and physically abusing Diedre, was pretty full of himself, a big time show off and probably pretty douchetastic, it was most likely pre meditated.

Deserved?

The Fred Lane murder, sadly not the most tragic murder involving a Carolina Panther.

/go fark yourself in the trunk of a car with a bottle of piss covered in Snickers wrappers, Rae


That was amazingly, frighteningly specific.
 
2013-06-28 09:30:46 AM  

theBigBigEye: "I believe that everybody deserves a second chance, but there's some things you should be allowed to do and some things you should not be allowed to do, depending on what you've done before," parent Peggy Wiggins said.

Some things they should be allowed to do, such as find work no better than fast food.

Some things they should not be allowed to do, such as find work that's better than fast food.

Seriously, why would anyone want to give people such as these the actual ability to afford BOTH food and shelter?! They should be struggling to buy food and live in poverty the rest of their lives!


So we can be entertained by their next murder trials.
 
2013-06-28 09:34:59 AM  
I'd trust that camp more than I'd trust the current state legislature
 
2013-06-28 09:36:28 AM  
Who cares? It was 30 years ago. We shouldn't judge what people did or said 30 years ago. Times were different then. Forgive (her) I mean them already!

/just got to the party
//been said yet?
 
2013-06-28 11:38:21 AM  

radarlove: BarkingUnicorn: Let me get this straight: simply having student debt bars you from the biz, even if payments are not delinquent?

Don't know for sure, as my loans were a wee bit delinquent.  I've heard from other folks who got their licenses denied who claimed they were up on their payments, but that's very anecdotal.

What surprised me was that while that will bar you from the industry, violent felons are a-okay.  And yes, there are most definitely convicted murderers and rapists working at the less scrupulous dispensaries.  I've met a few.  They don't belong in the industry.

HotWingAgenda: That would actually make sense. They wouldn't want someone having an incentive to sell extra pot on the sly to people that don't have valid scripts, because he has to pay back a huge debt burden.

There are three reasons it actually makes zero sense:

1.  A person who has a debt to pay off and is working towards it is more likely to work hard and keep their nose clean, because they don't want to lose their job.  Loss of said job means that their debt spirals out of control, their credit rating is destroyed, and their lives and the lives of their families go in the shiatter.  I know this because I am currently living it.

2.  A person who is not working towards paying off their student loan debt at all is highly unlikely to jeopardize their employment and risk incarceration just so they can give Fannie Mae her due.  They're far more likely to just continue to not make payments.

3.  It is virtually impossible to "sell extra pot on the sly to people that don't have valid scripts" in the medical marijuana industry in Colorado.  From the instant that a cannabis seed or clone is planted, to the instant the cannabis leaves the dispensary, it is vigilantly tracked by the Medical Marijuana Enforcement Division.  Inspections of dispensaries and grow-sites are done frequently.  Scales weigh out to a hundredth of a gram, have to be calibrated and certified by state-licensed technicians a ...



Obviously you have never filled out an SF86
 
2013-06-28 12:04:09 PM  
Fista-Phobia - take back one kadam!

I dunno how I missed this the first time, but that is some funny shiat there!
 
2013-06-28 12:15:40 PM  

TelemonianAjax: UNC_Samurai: BigOle8point: I remember the Fred Lane story and while he was most likely guilty of mentally and physically abusing Diedre, was pretty full of himself, a big time show off and probably pretty douchetastic, it was most likely pre meditated.

Deserved?

The Fred Lane murder, sadly not the most tragic murder involving a Carolina Panther.

/go fark yourself in the trunk of a car with a bottle of piss covered in Snickers wrappers, Rae

That was amazingly, frighteningly specific.


From the Charlotte ABC affiliate:

Murder suspect Rae Carruth had $3,900 in cash with him when lawmen found him locked in the trunk of car outside a Tennessee motel, an FBI agent testified today.

FBI agents caught up with Carruth at a Best Western motel in Wildersville, Tenn., last December just hours after Cherica Adams died from gunshot wounds.

Carruth, a former professional football player for the Carolina Panthers, is accused of hatching a plot to kill Adams in a drive-by shooting in Charlotte on Nov. 16, 1999. Adams, who was pregnant with Carruth's child, died a month after being shot four times. Her son, delivered by emergency Caesarean section, survived.

.....

With the trunk still closed, Post asked Carruth if he had any weapons, then told him to show his hands when agents opened the trunk lid a few inches.

"We popped the trunk, and both hands came out," Post told the court as Carruth's mother cried.


Agents then asked Carruth to stand up inside the trunk and saw that his pants were down around his knees.

Inside the trunk, they found two large sports bottles, one full of urine and one at least half full, Post said.


Agents also found candy wrappers and a small lady's handbag containing $3,900. Carruth later claimed the money was his, Post said.
 
2013-06-28 12:30:46 PM  

UNC_Samurai: TelemonianAjax: UNC_Samurai: BigOle8point: I remember the Fred Lane story and while he was most likely guilty of mentally and physically abusing Diedre, was pretty full of himself, a big time show off and probably pretty douchetastic, it was most likely pre meditated.

Deserved?

The Fred Lane murder, sadly not the most tragic murder involving a Carolina Panther.

/go fark yourself in the trunk of a car with a bottle of piss covered in Snickers wrappers, Rae

That was amazingly, frighteningly specific.

From the Charlotte ABC affiliate:

Murder suspect Rae Carruth had $3,900 in cash with him when lawmen found him locked in the trunk of car outside a Tennessee motel, an FBI agent testified today.

FBI agents caught up with Carruth at a Best Western motel in Wildersville, Tenn., last December just hours after Cherica Adams died from gunshot wounds.

Carruth, a former professional football player for the Carolina Panthers, is accused of hatching a plot to kill Adams in a drive-by shooting in Charlotte on Nov. 16, 1999. Adams, who was pregnant with Carruth's child, died a month after being shot four times. Her son, delivered by emergency Caesarean section, survived.

.....

With the trunk still closed, Post asked Carruth if he had any weapons, then told him to show his hands when agents opened the trunk lid a few inches.

"We popped the trunk, and both hands came out," Post told the court as Carruth's mother cried.

Agents then asked Carruth to stand up inside the trunk and saw that his pants were down around his knees.

Inside the trunk, they found two large sports bottles, one full of urine and one at least half full, Post said.

Agents also found candy wrappers and a small lady's handbag containing $3,900. Carruth later claimed the money was his, Post said.


That actually makes it worse
 
2013-06-28 12:50:42 PM  
Yeah, what's the big deal? Who doesn't want convicted murderers supervising their children?
 
2013-06-28 12:55:54 PM  

Krieghund: Greywar: Even worse notice...the child killer killed her OWN child.  not just some random kid.

People get charged with and found guilty of, murdering their children for accidental deaths. For cases like leaving the kid in a hot car.

And, yes, negligence like that isn't something you want in a camp councilor, but she isn't a councilor, she's in the administration. And it happened over 30 years ago.

So I believe that she isn't going to just go into work one day and stab some random kid to death.


Yeah, that's better. Killing a kid by stupidity and/or negligence is much better than straight-up murder. Totally. Esp. in a summer camp.
 
2013-06-28 12:58:50 PM  
Well, that tears it!
Honey, we're shipping the kids off to camp Hey Diddle Diddle next year.
/gotta park the little crotch droppings somewhere.
 
2013-06-28 01:18:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-28 01:24:50 PM  
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with this guy:

www.nicoleflockton.com
 
2013-06-28 01:39:31 PM  

2KanZam: Obviously you have never filled out an SF86


Actually I have-  the 40-page mmj book I had to fill out to manage a shop, and the power of attorney I had to sign over to the state in the process, were worse, believe it or not.

And before anybody asks, I dropped out of cop school not because of the paperwork, but because I discovered the career ran contrary to several of my morals and ethics.  That's why I decided to move to a career where I could actually help people.
 
2013-06-28 01:45:13 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: theBigBigEye: "I believe that everybody deserves a second chance, but there's some things you should be allowed to do and some things you should not be allowed to do, depending on what you've done before," parent Peggy Wiggins said.

Some things they should be allowed to do, such as find work no better than fast food.

Some things they should not be allowed to do, such as find work that's better than fast food.

Seriously, why would anyone want to give people such as these the actual ability to afford BOTH food and shelter?! They should be struggling to buy food and live in poverty the rest of their lives!

So we can be entertained by their next murder trials.


Well, yeah. Preferably, when they are murdered (and rightfully) by extreme malnutrition, because society refuses to feed them.
 
2013-06-28 03:19:56 PM  
radarlove: ...it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove my wife and I into extreme poverty.

To check for proper useage:   Remove the words "my wife and" and say the sentence.

...it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove I into extreme poverty.  (incorrect)
...it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove ME into extreme poverty. (correct)


Therefore:
...it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove my wife and me into extreme poverty.
 
2013-06-28 03:29:04 PM  

ristst: radarlove: ...it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove my wife and I into extreme poverty.

To check for proper useage:   Remove the words "my wife and" and say the sentence.

...it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove I into extreme poverty.  (incorrect)
...it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove ME into extreme poverty. (correct)

Therefore:
...it kind of killed my MMJ career and drove my wife and me into extreme poverty.


There are nuns in heaven right now shaking their bewiffled heads at me.  I think I need to start diagramming sentences as penance.  =P
 
2013-06-28 03:38:01 PM  

radarlove: There are nuns in heaven right now shaking their bewiffled heads at me.  I think I need to start diagramming sentences as penance.  =P


Haha! I don't typically post as a Grammar Goon.

But I have a guy in my office that misuses that phrase *constantly*....and after more than 5 years of hearing it day after day it kinda sticks out.

/interesting story of yours though
 
2013-06-28 05:47:06 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Clemkadidlefark: The message I take away from this article is that only convicts and murderers are willing to take the jobs of working with today's kids.

/sounds right

You  can get lots of nice people to work with kids.  These desperate ex-cons have to work with  the president of a religious university, too.


I rest my case
/but not against anything human
//that'd be wrong
 
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