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(The Sun)   Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: Don't kiss the local girls   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 196
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2013-06-28 01:02:16 AM
Meh.  Just another bar fight.
 
2013-06-28 01:12:51 AM
Local boys, however...
 
2013-06-28 01:14:05 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
Seen fleeing the scene.
 
2013-06-28 01:14:50 AM
He is alive and for that he should do some Thanks Giving.
 
2013-06-28 01:17:52 AM

PonceAlyosha: Local boys, however...


Have you ever beenin a Turkish prison?
 
2013-06-28 01:18:08 AM
look if you want to stay out of a Turkish prison, just don't associate with females ever it will really be better for the universe if none of you breed.
 
2013-06-28 01:19:00 AM
i25.photobucket.com

Billy, ever been stabbed 17 times in a Turkish Bar?
 
2013-06-28 01:19:06 AM
This would never have happened to Georgie Porgie.
 
2013-06-28 01:19:39 AM
FTFA: Dwayne Ward, 17, was last night in intensive care in Marmaris after being "tortured" with wounds to his throat, chest, groin, legs and back.

 So... why are there quotation marks around this word? I mean unless they didn't intend him to suffer... which I find unlikely.
 
2013-06-28 01:20:14 AM

farkingismybusiness: PonceAlyosha: Local boys, however...

Have you ever beenin a Turkish prison?


Do you like gladiator movies?
 
2013-06-28 01:21:45 AM
If you've a date in Constantinople, don't kiss her in Istanbul.
 
2013-06-28 01:21:49 AM
R.I.P. Dwyane Wade
 
2013-06-28 01:25:11 AM
Military guys say Turkey has the best hookers. I suppose it's nice when the U.S. military has your back.
 
2013-06-28 01:26:39 AM
mypetjawa.mu.nu
The religion of peas?
 
2013-06-28 01:27:05 AM
Sounds more like a muslim thing than a turkish thing.
 
2013-06-28 01:27:39 AM
Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: don't holiday in Turkey.

The civilized planet is huge; why would you choose anything near the middle east?
 
2013-06-28 01:30:50 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: don't holiday in Turkey.

The civilized planet is huge; why would you choose anything near the middle east?


This.
 
2013-06-28 01:31:06 AM
Lee Jackson Beauregard:
If you've a date in Constantinople, don't kiss her in Istanbul.


Well, if you do so, that's nobody's business but the Turks.
 
2013-06-28 01:31:53 AM
turkish girls, for those who like em hairy
 
2013-06-28 01:34:19 AM

ladyfortuna: So... why are there quotation marks around this word? I mean unless they didn't intend him to suffer... which I find unlikely.


Because they weren't "torturing" him, they were trying to stab him to death -- but the Sun thought the torture angle would play better?
 
2013-06-28 01:35:11 AM
Mahir better watch his ass. Hasn't he kissed everyone via his website by now?
 
2013-06-28 01:35:38 AM
Did he kiss a girl with her consent? Ok, then thats farked up. But if he just grabbed some girl and sexually assaulted her then I don't feel bad for him at all.
 
2013-06-28 01:35:50 AM

thisiszombocom: turkish girls, for those who like em hairy


www.thetimes.co.uk
 
2013-06-28 01:36:04 AM
In before why would you travel anywhere outside your own comfy little backyard....

/drat
 
2013-06-28 01:37:21 AM
Turkey

   i think that says it all
 
2013-06-28 01:38:09 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: don't holiday in Turkey.

The civilized planet is huge; why would you choose anything near the middle east?


Death wish ?
 
2013-06-28 01:39:01 AM
And 2 UKers drown to death.  Apparantly Turkey hates pasty people.
 
2013-06-28 01:40:23 AM
Never kiss a wookie
 
2013-06-28 01:40:32 AM

Dee Snarl: In before why would you travel anywhere outside your own comfy little backyard....

/drat


No one said that.
 
2013-06-28 01:40:45 AM
images.45cat.com

Don't bother with the local girls.
 
2013-06-28 01:41:42 AM

thisiszombocom: turkish girls, for those who like em hairy


pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-06-28 01:41:50 AM
The germans know better.

Even tho the turk dudes dress all femmey, they don't play.

don't touch the turkish girls, you'll offend their honor and you'll have hell to pay from the men.
 
2013-06-28 01:42:14 AM
ace in the face:  Did he kiss a girl with her consent? Ok, then thats farked up. But if he just grabbed some girl and sexually assaulted her then I don't feel bad for him at all.


Okay, let's assume he did kiss a girl without her permission. You actually believe it was okay for those guys to stab him 17 times all over his body?

I mean a guy like that maybe deserves a punch in the face, maybe a knee in the groin, but being knifed to death?  Nice.
 
2013-06-28 01:43:18 AM
Summon the ghost of Mustafa Kemal Ataturk!
 
2013-06-28 01:43:39 AM

farkingismybusiness: PonceAlyosha: Local boys, however...

Have you ever beenin a Turkish prison?


"So, Tommy, have you ever been to aTurkish bathhouse?"
 
2013-06-28 01:44:21 AM

jst3p: ArcadianRefugee: Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: don't holiday in Turkey.

The civilized planet is huge; why would you choose anything near the middle east?

This.


Turkey had been pretty progressive.  Lately, their government has done a good job of farking that up, though.
 
2013-06-28 01:45:03 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: don't holiday in Turkey.

The civilized planet is huge; why would you choose anything near the middle east?


Because it's very far from Kansas?
 
2013-06-28 01:46:17 AM
As drastic as the response was, I almost want to call this a near-Darwin.  Snogging a local girl in Turkey?  Really?
 
2013-06-28 01:46:19 AM

BarkingUnicorn: ArcadianRefugee: Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: don't holiday in Turkey.

The civilized planet is huge; why would you choose anything near the middle east?

Because it's very far from Kansas?


So's Hawaii.
 
2013-06-28 01:47:21 AM
Bloodthirsty Turks!
 
2013-06-28 01:47:21 AM
More like "don't kiss them in public".
 
2013-06-28 01:48:18 AM
As God as my witness, I thought Turkey was fly.
 
2013-06-28 01:48:23 AM
We were warned against fraternizing with the local women way back in the mid 80's when I was in the Navy. My ship was supposed to make a stop in Antalya, Turkey... but before we pulled in we were given stern warnings about the locals. Turkey at that time had a secular government, but an Islamic culture, one which did not accept the typical behavior of american sailors on liberty.
We were also cautioned to watch "Midnight Express", which played on the ship's closed circuit tv system - all channels - for two days straight before we reached port.

By the time we got there most of the sailors either hung out at the pier (where they held a cookout) or in the bars within two blocks of the landing area... those who did venture into town were walking on eggshells, taking great pains to avoid anything that even LOOKED female. They also made sure they checked their pockets and didn't buy anything that wasn't in a sealed package to take back to the ship. I went across town, took pictures and bought a sweater, which I still have.

Not a good port, and most were glad to get back to sea. The only place I have even been to where I didn't get to sample the local food. Had to leave two people behind in the care of the local constables because they didn't heed the warnings. They eventually made it back to the US after spending a few days in the local jail until the consulate could get them, and were summarily court martialed and discharged.
 
2013-06-28 01:49:03 AM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: As God as my witness, I thought Turkey was fly.


Not for a white guy
 
2013-06-28 01:50:09 AM
Swap out Turkey for Rural USA, and you've got a story that could happen in any part of America were the out-of-town guy is doing better at scoring than the local hillbillies .
 
2013-06-28 01:50:53 AM

missmez: As drastic as the response was, I almost want to call this a near-Darwin.  Snogging a local girl in Turkey?  Really?


It's like getting drunk  and flaunting your booty among drunken football players, isn't it?  Not your fault at all!
 
2013-06-28 01:51:12 AM

blottoman: thisiszombocom: turkish girls, for those who like em hairy

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x917]


Her face is actually really sexy like that.
 
2013-06-28 01:52:06 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: don't holiday in Turkey.

The civilized planet is huge; why would you choose anything near the middle east?


Turkey is a democracy that (mostly) wants to join the EU. And it's only really France that is blocking the process.

You might as well say "don't holiday in Mexico". Mexico is a far more violent and corrupt place.
 
2013-06-28 01:52:31 AM

Red Shirt Blues: BarkingUnicorn: ArcadianRefugee: Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: don't holiday in Turkey.

The civilized planet is huge; why would you choose anything near the middle east?

Because it's very far from Kansas?

So's Hawaii.


Hawaii is actually fairly dangerous, not wrong side of Detroit or Chicago dangerous but 100x more than rural kansas dangerous.  The locals do not like Haolies.
 
2013-06-28 01:53:30 AM

cardex: ArcadianRefugee: Things to know while on holiday in Turkey: don't holiday in Turkey.

The civilized planet is huge; why would you choose anything near the middle east?

Death wish ?


Turkey's actually a very nice place to visit.  It's officially a secular country.   As far as middle eastern countries go, it's very westernized.   Cities are fairly modern and there is a good amount of money floating around.   Get out in the country and it's still fairly poor but friendly.   And no matter how poor you are it seems, you can afford a cel phone and satellite TV.   The migrant nomad farm workers living in tents had cel phones.  I went all over Turkey in 2001 (November, after 9/11) and had no problems at all.   Turkey has the largest collection of roman ruins outside of Europe, and a metric crap-ton of other history dating back to mesopotamia and the hittites.  Amazing place if you are a fan of history and archeology.  Would go back in a heartbeat.    Just don't be a douchenozzle and you're fine.   Drinky-machismo bar culture the world over is full of miscreants.   I don't go to bars so I never saw anything like that.
 
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