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(Deadspin)   You're sitting in the front row behind home plate at a White Sox game. The very LAST thing you expect to happen today is A) The Rapture, B) T-Rex attack, or C) A baseball to wander vaguely near you at some point during the afternoon   (deadspin.com) divider line 30
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2013-06-27 09:21:09 PM  
They were distracted by the asshole in the M&M jacket.
 
2013-06-27 09:23:01 PM  
I was gonna go with the Spanish Inquisition.
 
2013-06-27 09:24:06 PM  
I did like the commenter suggesting that they were just shocked at noticing that the Mets had two runners in scoring position.
 
2013-06-27 09:24:11 PM  
UFIA?
 
2013-06-27 09:27:30 PM  
LOL, not quite as good as:

http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100709&conten t_ id=12100328

In terms of wet seat goodness, but pretty darn funny.
 
2013-06-27 09:27:42 PM  
Watched it three times and laughed each time.
 
2013-06-27 09:35:05 PM  
You're sitting in the front row behind home plate at a White Sox game clucking like a couple hens instead of watching the game.

Scare deserved.
 
2013-06-27 09:38:17 PM  

Life_is_a_carnivore: You're sitting in the front row behind home plate at a White Sox game clucking like a couple hens instead of watching the game.

Scare deserved.


It's funny because Sox fans are mean.

Douche.
 
2013-06-27 09:39:12 PM  

p the boiler: Life_is_a_carnivore: You're sitting in the front row behind home plate at a White Sox game clucking like a couple hens instead of watching the game.

Scare deserved.

It's funny because Sox fans are mean.

Douche.


Misread your post. My apologies. I am the douche.
 
2013-06-27 09:50:12 PM  
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-06-27 09:56:45 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [assets0.ordienetworks.com image 361x393]


christ the 90s.

I remember that line/scene.

I do not, for the life of me, remember how ridiculous those characters look.
 
2013-06-27 10:20:39 PM  

MFAWG: LOL, not quite as good as:

http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100709&conten t_ id=12100328

In terms of wet seat goodness, but pretty darn funny.


"Ichiro finds another way to get to second base."

/love the clip as well
 
2013-06-27 10:49:33 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com
From Deadspin.  Niner's Fan Al really nailed his personal license plate.
 
2013-06-27 10:51:51 PM  

MFAWG: LOL, not quite as good as:

http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100709&conten t_ id=12100328

In terms of wet seat goodness, but pretty darn funny.


He presented her his ball.
 
2013-06-27 11:12:50 PM  
Dumb ho!
 
2013-06-28 12:04:07 AM  
That was funny. Turn the sound way up so you have to wait for it load twice.
 
2013-06-28 12:05:06 AM  
Don't. So you DON'T have to wait. I have buffering and editing issues.
 
2013-06-28 01:14:56 AM  
A T-Rex attack would be pretty cool.
 
2013-06-28 02:10:00 AM  

Bucky Katt: A T-Rex attack would be pretty cool.


Not that cool.

cdn100.iofferphoto.com
 
2013-06-28 04:25:34 AM  
From the comments in TFA:

"Urban legend has it that if Juan Lagares hits a foul ball directly at you, you can actually see the future statistics of every player in the Met farm system "

I admit it, I laughed.
 
2013-06-28 06:05:37 AM  
Anyone who has ever sat in the front row that close to behind the plate who says they HAVENT jumped like a little girl at a sudden foul ball heading for their face is lying.

Sure, the little yelp may not happen, but they are girls.

Its a startling event.
 
2013-06-28 06:21:17 AM  

red5ish: Watched it three times and laughed each time.

^
 
2013-06-28 06:26:36 AM  

Bucky Katt: A T-Rex attack would be pretty cool.


IMMA MUTHAfrkkEN T-REX

imageshack.com
 
2013-06-28 06:44:19 AM  
The t-Rex was busy with other things.

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-06-28 07:59:51 AM  
Were they sitting on the microphone?
 
2013-06-28 09:06:42 AM  

I sound fat: Anyone who has ever sat in the front row that close to behind the plate who says they HAVENT jumped like a little girl at a sudden foul ball heading for their face is lying.

Sure, the little yelp may not happen, but they are girls.

Its a startling event.


Usually my hands go up to catch the ball out of instinct. Screaming doesn't come to mind.
 
2013-06-28 09:08:33 AM  
Hai guise, what's going on in this thread?
 
2013-06-28 09:29:33 AM  

Shtetl G: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x475]
From Deadspin.  Niner's Fan Al really nailed his personal license plate.


bandbent.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-28 09:32:49 AM  

Tyrannosaurus Farkette: Hai guise, what's going on in this thread?


AHH!
 
2013-06-28 10:51:32 AM  
At least half the people that are in frame behind home plate truly are douches and have little to no reason to be there in the first place.

And then there's the opposite: Jeremy Kapstein, who could have A-Rod naked with an Uzi and a hyperdermic needle charging him and he STILL wouldn't move.
 
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