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2013-06-27 08:41:41 PM
Gaia needs to be a big, buxom black-haired broad, like Lucy Lawless in Xena, or Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman, or maybe Nigella Lawson.

I mean, you need to want to fark the shiat out of the Earth... but in a good way, not the way Lootin Plunder did.
 
2013-06-27 08:45:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Gaia needs to be a big, buxom black-haired broad, like Lucy Lawless in Xena, or Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman, or maybe Nigella Lawson.

I mean, you need to want to fark the shiat out of the Earth... but in a good way, not the way Lootin Plunder did.


Monica Bellucci. She's also has a mature look to her that Gaia should have.
 
2013-06-27 09:11:55 PM
Better star Don Cheadle or I will dump toxic waste in Texas.
 
2013-06-27 09:14:52 PM
Captain Planet?  He's my hero!
 
2013-06-27 09:17:43 PM

nmrsnr: FirstNationalBastard: Gaia needs to be a big, buxom black-haired broad, like Lucy Lawless in Xena, or Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman, or maybe Nigella Lawson.

I mean, you need to want to fark the shiat out of the Earth... but in a good way, not the way Lootin Plunder did.

Monica Bellucci. She's also has a mature look to her that Gaia should have.



And she perfectly illustrates Earths majestic peaks and valleys.

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2013-06-27 09:20:32 PM
Blue dude, ham-fisted messaging...it's been done
 
2013-06-27 09:22:43 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Gaia needs to be a big, buxom black-haired broad, like Lucy Lawless in Xena, or Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman, or maybe Nigella Lawson.

I mean, you need to want to fark the shiat out of the Earth... but in a good way, not the way Lootin Plunder did.


Which is why they'll cast Whoopie Goldberg instead.
 
2013-06-27 09:23:04 PM
Human - Tree!
 
2013-06-27 09:25:09 PM
For the choice of Wheeler (and I have never written this before and will never ever write this again) Shia Lebeouf simply MUST be cast
 
2013-06-27 09:26:54 PM

you are a puppet: For the choice of Wheeler (and I have never written this before and will never ever write this again) Shia Lebeouf simply MUST be cast


LeBeef is more a Ma-Ti.
 
2013-06-27 09:29:34 PM
this could be awesome
 
2013-06-27 09:30:22 PM
The guy with heart better be written to be bitter and jealous for having heart.  Heart sucks.
 
2013-06-27 09:32:32 PM
I don't see why they couldn't cast Whoopi in the role as Gaia again.
 
2013-06-27 09:32:58 PM
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2013-06-27 09:33:02 PM
As long as he keeps the mullet, it sounds cool.
 
2013-06-27 09:33:44 PM
 
2013-06-27 09:38:06 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-27 09:39:13 PM
Starring Ted Turner?

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/CAPTAIN PLANET!
 
2013-06-27 09:39:22 PM

buntz: It's been done


Came for this.  Don Cheadle as this captain planet would be awesome, it would be more than awesome.  I would take the whole family to see that shiat, twice.

...or else....i'll turn you into a farking tree.
 
2013-06-27 09:41:02 PM
They better cast Ahmed Angel.
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He IS Planet.
 
2013-06-27 09:46:29 PM
Earth: Donald Glover
Fire: Andrew "I'm swingin' here" Garfield
Weend: Skinny Russian chick from Spider-Man 2
Water: Jamie Chung
Heart: Tom Hardy
 
2013-06-27 09:48:46 PM

RexTalionis: Better star Don Cheadle or I will dump toxic waste in Texas.


smartladieslovestuff.com
 
2013-06-27 09:52:25 PM

RexTalionis: Better star Don Cheadle or I will dump toxic waste in Texas.


Gil Gerard. He has experience in these sorts of things.
 
2013-06-27 09:54:11 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Gaia needs to be a big, buxom black-haired broad, like Lucy Lawless in Xena, or Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman, or maybe Nigella Lawson.

I mean, you need to want to fark the shiat out of the Earth... but in a good way, not the way Lootin Plunder did.


I read your posts concerning captain planet a few days ago and glad this was the boobies.  Keep on keepin on.
 
2013-06-27 09:54:49 PM
Since Captain Planet looks like Tom Cruise, they should cast him.
It will be more realistic than his other roles...
 
2013-06-27 09:59:34 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Blue dude, ham-fisted messaging...it's been done


Smurfs?
 
2013-06-27 10:03:53 PM
Great. Now I'll have that theme song running through my head for hours.

"...gonna take pollution down to zero!"

Goddamnitsomuch!!!
 
2013-06-27 10:05:08 PM

nmrsnr: FirstNationalBastard: Gaia needs to be a big, buxom black-haired broad, like Lucy Lawless in Xena, or Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman, or maybe Nigella Lawson.

I mean, you need to want to fark the shiat out of the Earth... but in a good way, not the way Lootin Plunder did.

Monica Bellucci. She's also has a mature look to her that Gaia should have.


Somehow, I can never find that image sexy after watching Irreversible.
 
2013-06-27 10:13:34 PM
At this point with our climate problems, Captain Planet's lines should be like this:

Captain Planet's Journal. October 12th, 2013: Monsanto spraying chemicals in cornfields this morning, Forest cleared in Brazil to make a new Walmart. This world is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The cities are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their pollution and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
 
2013-06-27 10:14:21 PM
Meh...

Wake me when they make a movie version of Capt Power and the Soldiers of the Future
 
2013-06-27 10:14:30 PM

A stranger in the Alps: Starring Ted Turner?

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/CAPTAIN PLANET!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmypHQ5AUxQ

Protect the environment, or I'll farking KILL you!
 
2013-06-27 10:16:21 PM

Flappyhead: nmrsnr: FirstNationalBastard: Gaia needs to be a big, buxom black-haired broad, like Lucy Lawless in Xena, or Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman, or maybe Nigella Lawson.

I mean, you need to want to fark the shiat out of the Earth... but in a good way, not the way Lootin Plunder did.

Monica Bellucci. She's also has a mature look to her that Gaia should have.


And she perfectly illustrates Earths majestic peaks and valleys.

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This.

Or, also Kate Winslet.
 
2013-06-27 10:18:16 PM
Nostalgia +1
Expecting a plot straight from a Greenpeace pamphlet +1
 
2013-06-27 10:42:37 PM

ReluctantPaladin: Meh...

Wake me when they make a movie version of Capt Power and the Soldiers of the Future


No movie yet, but they're working on a new TV show.
 
2013-06-27 10:46:47 PM

Badgers:


Came for this. :-D
 
2013-06-27 10:48:39 PM

ReluctantPaladin: Meh...

Wake me when they make a movie version of Capt Power and the Soldiers of the Future


You'd want to stay asleep when Brad Pitt takes over the project and introduces fast-moving Bio-Techs.
 
2013-06-27 10:52:23 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-27 10:52:42 PM
They could do a Love Canal movie but tumors don't come across well in a PG flick.
 
2013-06-27 11:00:57 PM
Mock it all you want, but this definitely helped US-Russian relations:
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2013-06-27 11:01:52 PM

ReluctantPaladin: Meh...

Wake me when they make a movie version of Capt Power and the Soldiers of the Future


I think the theater would get kinda noisy with everyone using their interactive toys?
 
2013-06-27 11:05:44 PM
Wasn't that the show that gave the message that people have to do the heavy lifting to save the planet, because no magical superhero will come in and do it for them?  And then when the going gets tough they summon a magical superhero to do it for them?
 
2013-06-27 11:29:28 PM
 
2013-06-27 11:33:45 PM
I hope it's Christopher Nolan doing a grittier more realistic take on the character.

You know, to shake things up.
 
2013-06-27 11:59:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJrovKgrTw (Captain Planet attempts to solve The Troubles. Complete with AWFUL Irish accents)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgaBuS2oWyY (Captain Planet attempts to stop the harassment of Neil Patrick Harris. Who has AIDS. I wish I was joking)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRxXutBImsM (Wow....this is a bit farking dark for a kid's show. Gotta make sure the kiddies Just Say No to drugs.)

*sigh*
After mining the nostalgia well dry, it's not surprising that Captain Planet was dug out of the recycling bin for a live-action movie. All it needs is Al Gore or Ted Turner to show up in a cameo.
 
2013-06-28 12:12:30 AM

texdent: What kind of lame power is heart anyways

Heart is an awesome power


HEY!HEY!HEY!

I thought it was well spelled out in the Posting Guide that  tvtropes links had to be identified as NSFGSD (Not Safe For Getting shiat Done).

/That place is one crazy awesome rabbit hole after another
 
2013-06-28 12:35:30 AM
lolbot.net

/oblig
 
2013-06-28 12:37:15 AM
Someone's getting turned into a farking tree for this.
 
2013-06-28 12:42:01 AM
Oh what the fark.

I'd joked about how next they were going to do an X-TREME captain planet movie, with Wheeler seting folks on fire and Mah-ti making rabid squirrels bite people's nuts (if it's a michael bay film, YOU KNOW THIS WILL HAPPEN.)

... Apparently some sort of evil genie was listening.
 
2013-06-28 01:07:33 AM

PiffMan420: (Captain Planet attempts to stop the harassment of Neil Patrick Harris. Who has AIDS. I wish I was joking)


Actually, NPH wouldn't be a bad choice to play Captain Planet, as long as Don Cheadle was unavailable.
 
2013-06-28 01:40:44 AM
This gives me an excuse to post my favorite lamest song ever. It's that guy from the B-52s doing a rapping Captain Planet theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amk8CX4L0hE
 
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