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(Sun Sentinel)   Two men arrested for hunting an alligator with a hook. Peter Pan unavailable for comment   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 36
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2013-06-27 08:26:09 PM  
"Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator. If you're going to insult me, at least get your facts straight."

www.americanhumanist.org
 
2013-06-27 08:42:29 PM  
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2013-06-27 08:56:14 PM  
You're a crook Captain Hook, judge won't you throw the book at the poacher?
 
2013-06-27 08:56:25 PM  
How did the alligator lose its arm anyway?

And who attached the hook?
 
2013-06-27 08:57:29 PM  
So what were the off-duty Broward sheriff's deputy and his son fishing for nearby in the dark?
 
2013-06-27 08:59:09 PM  
Is there a different penalty for hunting an alligator with a hook than one with four normal legs?
 
2013-06-27 09:04:41 PM  
Florida won't miss a gator.  They have approximately one trazillion of these, strewn all over the state.

They're everywhere you look.  And everywhere you don't look, no really they suck.
 
2013-06-27 09:08:42 PM  

vodka: So what were the off-duty Broward sheriff's deputy and his son fishing for nearby in the dark?


square grouper probably
 
2013-06-27 09:10:50 PM  
I won't grow up!
 
2013-06-27 09:10:55 PM  

thomasvista: You're a crook Captain Hook, judge won't you throw the book at the poacher?


Hey, why doesn't he just go eat some hay? He can make things out of clay, lay by the bay? He just may! What'd ya say?
 
2013-06-27 09:15:22 PM  
square grouper is the best grouper
 
2013-06-27 09:16:54 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator. If you're going to insult me, at least get your facts straight."

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came for Sheldon, leaving satisfied
 
2013-06-27 09:17:52 PM  

otaku69: square grouper is the best grouper


Still uncool though.

/herbert
 
2013-06-27 09:24:27 PM  

vodka: So what were the off-duty Broward sheriff's deputy and his son fishing for nearby in the dark?


Frog gigging maybe.
 
2013-06-27 09:24:33 PM  
otaku69

square grouper is the best grouper

Every skipper in Florida dreams of finding a school of them.
 
2013-06-27 09:36:44 PM  
That was the most British-sounding thing I've ever read in a Florida newspaper.
 
2013-06-27 09:47:34 PM  
Why cant they learn to hunt alligators properly?


/with TNT
 
2013-06-27 09:56:14 PM  
Well if its such a huge deal they should have let nature run its course, ultimately over time this is self correcting problem.
 
2013-06-27 10:03:59 PM  
tick tick tick
 
2013-06-27 10:12:48 PM  
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2013-06-27 10:24:40 PM  
Yeah,
Here comes Amos.

Now Amos Moses was a Cajun.
He lived by his self in the swamp.
He hunted alligator for livin.
He just knock 'em in the head with a stump.
The Lousisana law gonna get you Amos!
It ain't legal huntin alligator down in the swamp boy!


Now everybody blamed his old man.
For makin him mean as a snake.
When Amos Moses was a boy his Daddy would use him for alligator bait.
Tie a rope around his waist and throw him in the swamp.
Alligator bait in the Lousisana Bayou.

About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna.
Well they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Named him after a man of the cloth.
Called him Amos Moses.

Now the folks around south Louisiana.
Said Amos was a hell of a man.
He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator,
And just use one hand.
That's all he got left cuz alligator bit it!
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!

Well the Sheriff got wind that Amos
Was in the swamp tracking alligator skin.
So he snuck in the swamp, gonna get the boy,
But he never come out again.
Well I wonder where the Louisiana Sheriff went to?
Well you can sure get lost in the Louisiana Bayou!

About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana
Lived a cat called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna.
Well, they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses.

Set out on 'em Amos.
Make it count, Son!

About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Lousisiana...
 
2013-06-27 10:27:10 PM  
They should all be destroyed by any means necessary, especially the UF students.
 
2013-06-27 10:40:36 PM  
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2013-06-27 10:44:33 PM  

Dadoody: Yeah


I came in to say that he could have just knocked it in the head with a stomp, but I see that has been covered.
 
2013-06-27 10:59:32 PM  
I walks up to the alligator pond and I says,
"Hey alligator, suck my dick."
And the alligator, he answers back, "present it."
Sos I whips it out out and I proceed to smack that alligator all up and down his bo-day.
Well, alligator, he lern somethin that day,
Don't fark around with mah dick!
 
2013-06-27 11:01:30 PM  
www.bestofneworleans.com

Inconsolable
 
2013-06-27 11:01:41 PM  
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Nero and Brutus are amused..And glad they are mere crocodiles..
 
2013-06-27 11:18:42 PM  

libranoelrose: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x307]


Macklemore reference.   NICE!
 
2013-06-27 11:39:13 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: tick tick tick


BOOM!
 
2013-06-27 11:39:19 PM  
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Resents being used as bait.
 
2013-06-27 11:39:36 PM  

Thresher: libranoelrose: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x307]

Macklemore reference.   NICE!


I was wondering if anyone could catch that!

Took a look at your profile and saw this:

I just might be the only farker to ever win a photoshop contest without submitting an entry. YIKES! http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2707813&thread_typ e =voteres ults

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2013-06-28 12:02:10 AM  

SpdrJay: How did the alligator lose its arm anyway?

And who attached the hook?


I think its arm was bitten off by a pirate.
 
2013-06-28 07:02:38 AM  

studebaker hoch: Florida won't miss a gator.  They have approximately one trazillion of these, strewn all over the state.

They're everywhere you look.  And everywhere you don't look, no really they suck.


The State wasn't going to get any revenue, so these boys had to pay!!!!
 
2013-06-28 07:29:43 AM  
Randy certainly was available for comment.  He wasn't at the Castle last night.  Someone didn't try.
 
2013-06-28 07:37:57 AM  
You think that's bad! Try losing a testicle in a knife fight with your mother!
 
2013-06-28 12:38:24 PM  
"You shouldn't hunt me with a hook, Johnny. My father hunted me with a hook once.

Once."
 
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