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(CNN)   Five ways to kick your soda habit. #6: Drink that whiskey straight up, Nancy   (cnn.com) divider line 203
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2013-06-27 10:10:13 PM
Don't drink it?
 
2013-06-27 10:11:04 PM
www.bobdob.com
Farking Coke heads.
 
2013-06-27 10:12:41 PM
You can pry my Canadian Club and Ginger from my cold, dead hands, subbs
 
2013-06-27 10:13:04 PM
I started drinking some delicious coconut sparkling waters.

they've still got the carbonic acid so not the best for the teeth, but they're completely sugar and everything else free.
 
2013-06-27 10:13:26 PM
Way ahead of you.
 
2013-06-27 10:13:30 PM
I know a dude that knocks out 4-5 diet sodas a day. I don't get it, but I don't really have a sweet tooth.
 
2013-06-27 10:13:38 PM
Farking sodamites.
 
2013-06-27 10:14:31 PM
With the modified high-fructose corn syrup giving you diseases, pop that top and suck it down hard.

If you aren't going to fight to stop the poisons from drilling, please use a bigger straw.
 
2013-06-27 10:14:33 PM
but....ginger ale is the only way to make cheap bourbon palatable

/do they make diet ginger ale? I've never seen any
 
2013-06-27 10:14:51 PM
It was easy, I just stopped buying it.
 
2013-06-27 10:15:00 PM
Unless you're hiking in a desert for weeks on end, "staying hydrated" is a big waste of time. You'll get enough "hydration" throughout the course of the day from the liquids you drink.
 
2013-06-27 10:15:07 PM
Negative: a vapid, mindless article for which a "writer" got paid.
Positive: I could talk her into letting me nail her bony ass.

/ stay thirsty
 
2013-06-27 10:15:30 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: but....ginger ale is the only way to make cheap bourbon palatable

/do they make diet ginger ale? I've never seen any


they do and it's pretty good. Not as good as the real thing but great for mixing some CC with
 
2013-06-27 10:15:31 PM
Seltzer water mixed with juice did it for me.

/still have the occasional soda, but not at the level I used to
 
2013-06-27 10:16:12 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: but....ginger ale is the only way to make cheap bourbon palatable

/do they make diet ginger ale? I've never seen any


Have you ever tried root beer? It makes the bourbon I drink go down quite well. And I guarantee you that my bourbon is a cheap as it gets. (I guess I should say "bourbon").
 
2013-06-27 10:18:07 PM

WhippingBoy: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: but....ginger ale is the only way to make cheap bourbon palatable

/do they make diet ginger ale? I've never seen any

Have you ever tried root beer? It makes the bourbon I drink go down quite well. And I guarantee you that my bourbon is a cheap as it gets. (I guess I should say "bourbon").


Interesting. Problem is, I don't want to ruin my craft rootbeer with cheap bourbon!
 
2013-06-27 10:18:40 PM
Caffiene is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for caffiene?
 
2013-06-27 10:18:44 PM
Getting what seemed to be the plague worked for me.

/too sick to get off my ass to go get more
 
2013-06-27 10:18:58 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I started drinking some delicious coconut sparkling waters.

they've still got the carbonic acid so not the best for the teeth, but they're completely sugar and everything else free.


you ever have this one? Friend of mine recommended it but looks a bit expensive

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00C584ALK/ref=rcxsubs_mys2_product _t itle
 
2013-06-27 10:20:07 PM
It's funny that I'm enjoying a glass of whiskey as I am reading this. Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy! I'm a woman who enjoys her whiskey neat!
 
2013-06-27 10:20:30 PM

phrawgh: Don't drink it?



This.

/used to drink diet Pepsi all the time
//haven't had a drop of soda since November 2010
 
2013-06-27 10:23:00 PM

phrawgh: Don't drink it?


^THIS.
One day I just said to my self "Damn I'm wasting a shiat ton of money on this sugar water" and I just stopped drinking it.  Started drinking water instead and lost 20 lbs in the first year.
 
2013-06-27 10:23:17 PM
I like Green Label Johnny Walker, and if I have a chaser I like regular old sparking water.
 
2013-06-27 10:24:09 PM

BadReligion: I like Green Label Johnny Walker, and if I have a chaser I like regular old sparking water.


How do you find the green compares to the blue or the black?
 
2013-06-27 10:25:10 PM

Do_Not_Want: It's funny that I'm enjoying a glass of whiskey as I am reading this. Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy! I'm a woman who enjoys her whiskey neat!


I'm a woman who enjoys her whisky drunk.
 
2013-06-27 10:25:58 PM

Do_Not_Want: It's funny that I'm enjoying a glass of whiskey as I am reading this. Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy! I'm a woman who enjoys her whiskey neat!


if it's good.... or at least decent. I could drink Woodford or Bulleit or even Tullamore Dew straight all night. This plastic bottle Seagrams 7 I've been buying for my bulk drinking? Imma mixing that shiat, sugar. :)
 
2013-06-27 10:25:59 PM
Do_Not_Want: Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy!

The problem with drinking whiskey neat is that any whiskey good enough that I'd want to drink it neat, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money for.

/That goes double for Scotch
//I'm a cheap bastard
 
2013-06-27 10:26:05 PM

jaybeezey: I know a dude that knocks out 4-5 diet sodas a day. I don't get it, but I don't really have a sweet tooth.


Is that considered a lot? I go through about 12.
 
2013-06-27 10:26:35 PM

megarian: Do_Not_Want: It's funny that I'm enjoying a glass of whiskey as I am reading this. Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy! I'm a woman who enjoys her whiskey neat!

I'm a woman who enjoys her whisky drunk.


Imma dude who enjoys his women drunk on whisky. How yous doin?
 
2013-06-27 10:26:46 PM

WhippingBoy: BadReligion: I like Green Label Johnny Walker, and if I have a chaser I like regular old sparking water.

How do you find the green compares to the blue or the black?


I like the taste of it more than the black, it is smoother and has more of a burnt wood taste. It is less mossy than the blue IMO, and the fact that it is half the cost of the blue is nice too.
 
2013-06-27 10:27:30 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Do_Not_Want: Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy!

The problem with drinking whiskey neat is that any whiskey good enough that I'd want to drink it neat, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money for.

/That goes double for Scotch
//I'm a cheap bastard


Tullamore Dew man. Telling ya, real smooth and nice for the price of Jameson. Beats the crap out of that pisswater, imo
 
2013-06-27 10:27:31 PM
I switched from Jack and coke to Jack and coke zero. It's takes a bit to acquire the taste of coke zero, but I no longer have the next day hang over after a long night.
 
2013-06-27 10:28:18 PM

skullkrusher: megarian: Do_Not_Want: It's funny that I'm enjoying a glass of whiskey as I am reading this. Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy! I'm a woman who enjoys her whiskey neat!

I'm a woman who enjoys her whisky drunk.

Imma dude who enjoys his women drunk on whisky. How yous doin?


I'm drinking whisky. Obviously, I couldn't be doin' better!

Cheers!
 
2013-06-27 10:28:26 PM

BadReligion: WhippingBoy: BadReligion: I like Green Label Johnny Walker, and if I have a chaser I like regular old sparking water.

How do you find the green compares to the blue or the black?

I like the taste of it more than the black, it is smoother and has more of a burnt wood taste. It is less mossy than the blue IMO, and the fact that it is half the cost of the blue is nice too.


Interesting. I'll have to give it a try. Thanks.
 
2013-06-27 10:28:36 PM

skullkrusher: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Do_Not_Want: Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy!

The problem with drinking whiskey neat is that any whiskey good enough that I'd want to drink it neat, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money for.

/That goes double for Scotch
//I'm a cheap bastard

Tullamore Dew man. Telling ya, real smooth and nice for the price of Jameson. Beats the crap out of that pisswater, imo


I prefer Tullamore Dew AM, really pairs nicely with my waffle taco.
 
2013-06-27 10:29:24 PM
I just followed my doctors advice and stopped drinking them when he told me I was diabetic.
 
2013-06-27 10:31:11 PM

WhippingBoy: BadReligion: WhippingBoy: BadReligion: I like Green Label Johnny Walker, and if I have a chaser I like regular old sparking water.

How do you find the green compares to the blue or the black?

I like the taste of it more than the black, it is smoother and has more of a burnt wood taste. It is less mossy than the blue IMO, and the fact that it is half the cost of the blue is nice too.

Interesting. I'll have to give it a try. Thanks.

 a different note, if you like Rye, I recently tried the Pendleton 1910 to be very good. Slightly sweeter than other ryes I have tried.


On a different note, if you like Rye, I recently tried the Pendleton 1910 and fount it to be very good. Slightly sweeter than other ryes I have tried, and super smooth.
 
2013-06-27 10:31:30 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: WhippingBoy: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: but....ginger ale is the only way to make cheap bourbon palatable

/do they make diet ginger ale? I've never seen any

Have you ever tried root beer? It makes the bourbon I drink go down quite well. And I guarantee you that my bourbon is a cheap as it gets. (I guess I should say "bourbon").

Interesting. Problem is, I don't want to ruin my craft rootbeer with cheap bourbon!


The good news is is that for the cost of some sugar, water, yeast, artificial flavourings, and some... uh... specialized equipment, you can get drunk on cheap bourbon and cheap root-beer for mere pennies a day!
 
2013-06-27 10:31:30 PM

skullkrusher: Tullamore Dew man. Telling ya, real smooth and nice for the price of Jameson. Beats the crap out of that pisswater, imo


I do like Tullamore Dew. It's hard to drink Irish whiskey these days though, too many memories of nights spent piss-drunk on Jameson in college.

/Jameson is paint thinner. No, seriously, I have a coffee table that has little white rings all over it from where that swill leaked out of shotglasses and stripped the stain.
 
2013-06-27 10:32:06 PM
Crap, that last post didn't work out too well. My iPad does not like the formatting buttons.
 
2013-06-27 10:32:30 PM
I used to drink 10-14 cans of soda a day.  When I realized I couldn't go hiking or fishing without a headache, it was time to cut down.  So I bought a bottle of aspirin and switched to a zero calorie orange drink.  The headaches lasted for 2 days, and even for a week I was always tired.  But at least now I can sleep in without waking up with a headache.

I still drink way too much liquid.  About 2-3 liters of flavored water a day.
 
2013-06-27 10:32:33 PM
Dump the soda and fast food if you're concerned about weight. And start drinking vodka straight, with an occasional tequila shot for drama and good times.
 
2013-06-27 10:33:25 PM

BadReligion: Crap, that last post didn't work out too well. My iPad does not like the formatting buttons.


No worries. I just assumed you were drunk.
 
2013-06-27 10:36:12 PM
I like to have a Coke with lunch. That's it, just lunch. My preference is a twelve ounce can. What annoys me is how few places sell just a twelve ounce can. Most of the stores around here only sell a twenty ounce bottle from the cooler. That's almost twice as much as I want. I wouldn't care if they cost the exact same amount, I'd still buy the smaller one if I had the choice.

I don't keep the stuff in the house. If I want one on a weekend, I have to ride my bicycle almost three miles round trip to the nearest store.
 
2013-06-27 10:37:27 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: skullkrusher: Tullamore Dew man. Telling ya, real smooth and nice for the price of Jameson. Beats the crap out of that pisswater, imo

I do like Tullamore Dew. It's hard to drink Irish whiskey these days though, too many memories of nights spent piss-drunk on Jameson in college.

/Jameson is paint thinner. No, seriously, I have a coffee table that has little white rings all over it from where that swill leaked out of shotglasses and stripped the stain.


heh that's how I feel about Beam.
*shudder*
 
2013-06-27 10:37:50 PM

WhippingBoy: BadReligion: Crap, that last post didn't work out too well. My iPad does not like the formatting buttons.

No worries. I just assumed you were drunk.




I have a snifter of Grand Marnier next to be, but I am not quite drunk yet. Not breaking out the Green Label tonight, I was feeling more dessert liqueur tonight.
 
2013-06-27 10:37:52 PM
People put soda in their whiskey?  Barbarians!
 
2013-06-27 10:38:16 PM

megarian: skullkrusher: megarian: Do_Not_Want: It's funny that I'm enjoying a glass of whiskey as I am reading this. Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy! I'm a woman who enjoys her whiskey neat!

I'm a woman who enjoys her whisky drunk.

Imma dude who enjoys his women drunk on whisky. How yous doin?

I'm drinking whisky. Obviously, I couldn't be doin' better!

Cheers!


Bitter hearts and murky dreams.
 
2013-06-27 10:39:50 PM

megarian: skullkrusher: megarian: Do_Not_Want: It's funny that I'm enjoying a glass of whiskey as I am reading this. Soda and whiskey is just blasphemy! I'm a woman who enjoys her whiskey neat!

I'm a woman who enjoys her whisky drunk.

Imma dude who enjoys his women drunk on whisky. How yous doin?

I'm drinking whisky. Obviously, I couldn't be doin' better!

Cheers!


atta girl. Got the wife on Guinness after our son was born. Something changed with her after giving birth and suddenly craved Guinness. Still working on her with the whiskey though. She's more of a vodak fan. Extra dirty Goose martinis are her thing. I'm on a Woodford Manhattan kick myself, currently
 
2013-06-27 10:41:10 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: skullkrusher: Tullamore Dew man. Telling ya, real smooth and nice for the price of Jameson. Beats the crap out of that pisswater, imo

I do like Tullamore Dew. It's hard to drink Irish whiskey these days though, too many memories of nights spent piss-drunk on Jameson in college.

/Jameson is paint thinner. No, seriously, I have a coffee table that has little white rings all over it from where that swill leaked out of shotglasses and stripped the stain.


Why ya'll gotta be talking crap about Jamesons?
/gonna have some later
 
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