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2013-06-27 03:12:22 PM
Well, she's not wrong.
 
2013-06-27 03:15:11 PM
She was told to tell the truth, wasn't she?
 
2013-06-27 03:15:59 PM
Did she swallow a frisbee?
 
2013-06-27 03:17:11 PM

marius2: Did she swallow a frisbee?



I LOL'd.
 
2013-06-27 03:18:41 PM
Gotta call 'em as you see 'em, I suppose
 
2013-06-27 03:19:16 PM
Oh, and... DRINK!
 
2013-06-27 03:21:16 PM
Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.
 
2013-06-27 03:28:35 PM
Permission to treat the goiter as hostile, Your Honor...
 
2013-06-27 03:30:21 PM
Isn't that Precious.
 
2013-06-27 03:39:28 PM

kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.


To be fair to her, English is not her first language. She's a Creole speaker.
 
2013-06-27 03:59:56 PM

kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.


But she does know three languages.  For serious.
 
2013-06-27 04:00:29 PM
Can someone sum up the spin on how this witness was useful for the prosecution? I need some laughs today
 
2013-06-27 04:01:29 PM

RexTalionis: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

To be fair to her, English is not her first language. She's a Creole speaker.


Also, she's 19. We should be thanking whomever that she called him 'sir'.
 
2013-06-27 04:02:41 PM
Not many women can grow their own HANS device.
 
2013-06-27 04:04:27 PM
They left out the next part of this the line of questioning:

Q: Knock knock.
THE WITNESS: Who's there?
Q: Alex.
THE WITNESS: Alex who?
Q: Alex the questions around here, ma'am.  Your Honor, please instruct the witness to answer.
 
2013-06-27 04:07:26 PM
What I've gathered from her testimony

1.  She's probably lying a lot
2.  Either English is REALLY difficult for her, or she's just a dullard
3.  She absolutely did NOT want to be there.
 
2013-06-27 04:07:56 PM

miltoncharles: Not many women can grow their own HANS device.


as a racing fan, i see what you did there.
 
2013-06-27 04:09:26 PM

Cyberluddite: They left out the next part of this the line of questioning:

Q: Knock knock.
THE WITNESS: Who's there?
Q: Alex.
THE WITNESS: Alex who?
Q: Alex the questions around here, ma'am.  Your Honor, please instruct the witness to answer.


That would be awesome.
 
2013-06-27 04:15:28 PM

RexTalionis: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

To be fair to her, English is not her first language. She's a Creole speaker.


I didn't know that part. I hadn't fully read the articles so i thought are schools had failed her. If she's haitian and she is still learning english, that's ok. Creole BTW is a cool language. I speak a little bit and can read it. They basically got rid of any confusing grammar stuff you could imagine. All the verbs are regular verbs, they got rid of letters that would seem like they are extras (because there's other letter you can use to make those sounds).
 
2013-06-27 04:15:37 PM

nekom: 1. She's probably lying a lot


That's real retarded, sir.
 
2013-06-27 04:18:39 PM

nekom: What I've gathered from her testimony

1.  She's probably lying a lot
2.  Either English is REALLY difficult for her, or she's just a dullard
3.  She absolutely did NOT want to be there.


I think whoever prepped her committed suicide before they finished.
 
2013-06-27 04:26:57 PM

kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.


I can't read cursvie either.
 
2013-06-27 04:29:24 PM

gameshowhost: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

I can't read cursvie either.


Never learned it in school?  I'm 32 and I remember learning it in school, then promptly disregarding it thereafter.  I could probably read it, and I can write most of the lowercase and a few uppercase but I've always printed, or more frequently typed everything.  My handwriting is turrible.
 
2013-06-27 04:33:37 PM

gameshowhost: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

I can't read cursvie either.


I can, but I'm dyslexic.
 
2013-06-27 04:48:38 PM

kbronsito: RexTalionis: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

To be fair to her, English is not her first language. She's a Creole speaker.

I didn't know that part. I hadn't fully read the articles so i thought are schools had failed her. If she's haitian and she is still learning english, that's ok.



For the time being, I'm going to have to ask you to avoid critiquing anyone else's use of the English language.
 
2013-06-27 04:49:33 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-27 04:49:37 PM

nekom: gameshowhost: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

I can't read cursvie either.

Never learned it in school?  I'm 32 and I remember learning it in school, then promptly disregarding it thereafter.  I could probably read it, and I can write most of the lowercase and a few uppercase but I've always printed, or more frequently typed everything.  My handwriting is turrible.


Oh? In what grade do they teach cursvie?
 
2013-06-27 04:49:37 PM
CNN, MSNBC and FOX have been showing this crap all day.  Is there nothing else that is news?
 
2013-06-27 04:50:21 PM

kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.


ALL lawyers deserve to be called retards every once in a while.  Some deserve it constantly.
 
2013-06-27 04:50:29 PM

FloydA: kbronsito: RexTalionis: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

To be fair to her, English is not her first language. She's a Creole speaker.

I didn't know that part. I hadn't fully read the articles so i thought are schools had failed her. If she's haitian and she is still learning english, that's ok.


For the time being, I'm going to have to ask you to avoid critiquing anyone else's use of the English language.


lol.
 
2013-06-27 04:50:41 PM
hawcian:
Oh? In what grade do they teach cursvie?

I think it was in 2dn grdae.
/didn't notice the typo
 
2013-06-27 04:50:48 PM
The prosecution better hope none of the six women on the jury have a mentally disabled child or grandchild. Using the R word like that could prejudice them against her whole testimony.
 
2013-06-27 04:51:02 PM

Calmamity: gameshowhost: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

I can't read cursvie either.

I can, but I'm dyslexic.


When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

/try the veal
 
2013-06-27 04:51:06 PM
your honor, i would like that z-snap to be stricken from the record
 
2013-06-27 04:51:08 PM
this girl is an idiot
 
2013-06-27 04:51:09 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Well, she's not wrong.


QFT. 'Could he have been lying about his location'?

Does it farking matter? Someones was still following with what ultimately turned out to be bad intent, as evidenced by the fact that he ended up DEAD.
 
2013-06-27 04:52:09 PM

skullkrusher: this girl is an idiot


Well, she's Creol, so...
 
2013-06-27 04:52:45 PM

nekom: gameshowhost: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

I can't read cursvie either.

Never learned it in school?  I'm 32 and I remember learning it in school, then promptly disregarding it thereafter.  I could probably read it, and I can write most of the lowercase and a few uppercase but I've always printed, or more frequently typed everything.  My handwriting is turrible.


What part of the world teaches turrible and cursvie in their schools? I never learned either.
 
2013-06-27 04:52:53 PM

RexTalionis: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

To be fair to her, English is not her first language. She's a Creole speaker.


C'est merde. She was born in Miami and has always spoken English in school. She's merely a moron.
 
2013-06-27 04:53:05 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-27 04:53:24 PM
Take a gander at the pic of her "court nails". Her fingers look like diseased cocktail sausages. Gah!
 
2013-06-27 04:54:18 PM

vudukungfu: skullkrusher: this girl is an idiot

Well, she's Creol, so...


I don't care what her meat tastes like. I just can't understand a farking thing she says.
 
2013-06-27 04:54:42 PM

kbronsito: RexTalionis: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

To be fair to her, English is not her first language. She's a Creole speaker.

I didn't know that part. I hadn't fully read the articles so i thought are schools had failed her. If she's haitian and she is still learning english, that's ok. Creole BTW is a cool language. I speak a little bit and can read it. They basically got rid of any confusing grammar stuff you could imagine. All the verbs are regular verbs, they got rid of letters that would seem like they are extras (because there's other letter you can use to make those sounds).


She stated that she's spoken English her whole life. She's just...retarded.
 
2013-06-27 04:55:30 PM

Dr Dreidel: RexTalionis: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

To be fair to her, English is not her first language. She's a Creole speaker.

Also, she's 19. We should be thanking whomever that she called him 'sir'.


But was she using it in the Southern sense of the word?  Like when Southern people call you "Sweetie," I think it means they think you're stupid.

/Northerner, so I don't know all the rules down there.
 
2013-06-27 04:55:39 PM

gameshowhost: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

I can't read cursvie either.


They teach cursive in elementary school. They teach is for years. How in the world do you not learn to properly read and write cursive?! Do you have a learning disability or just really bad parents and teachers?
 
2013-06-27 04:55:42 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Calmamity: gameshowhost: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

I can't read cursvie either.

I can, but I'm dyslexic.

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

/try the veal


Dyselxics have more fnu.
 
2013-06-27 04:56:08 PM
I feel awesome that I don't really know who you're talking about.

/Don't know Zimmerman, didn't know Martin, don't really care how it turns out.
 
2013-06-27 04:56:23 PM

skullkrusher: vudukungfu: skullkrusher: this girl is an idiot

Well, she's Creol, so...

I don't care what her meat tastes like. I just can't understand a farking thing she says.


That's a Hayooge biatch
 
2013-06-27 04:56:28 PM

hp6sa: Dr Dreidel: RexTalionis: kbronsito: Wow. Was that the same girl who later admitted that she can't read (or at least can't read cursvie).
that's just farked up that she got to call this guy a retard.

To be fair to her, English is not her first language. She's a Creole speaker.

Also, she's 19. We should be thanking whomever that she called him 'sir'.

But was she using it in the Southern sense of the word?  Like when Southern people call you "Sweetie," I think it means they think you're stupid.

/Northerner, so I don't know all the rules down there.


bless your heart

/northerner too
//friends with a Tarheel belle
 
2013-06-27 04:56:32 PM

MFAWG: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Well, she's not wrong.

QFT. 'Could he have been lying about his location'?

Does it farking matter? Someones was still following with what ultimately turned out to be bad intent, as evidenced by the fact that he ended up DEAD.


You can follow someone without ill intent and still end up killing them if they attack you. Not saying that is what happened here but it is possible.
 
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