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(Retraction Watch)   You might think that all your years of penis strangulation would make you an expert. You're wrong, because we found a guy who actually succeeded in strangling his penis   (retractionwatch.wordpress.com) divider line 27
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2013-06-27 04:13:38 PM
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it.
 
2013-06-27 04:27:33 PM
I don't drink, but I can't see how "Strangulated Penis" would be an attractive name for a drink?  Who'd order one.  Even if it did come with a drink umbrella.

"Yes, I'd like a strangulated penis, please".

I just don't see that being said.

Although, I just not pictured Mitch McConnell saying it and, well, perhaps I should stop right there.
 
2013-06-27 04:45:11 PM
Over in one
 
2013-06-27 04:45:24 PM
i've been to some pretty shady parts of the internet. i've seen more penis stranglings than you can count.
 
2013-06-27 04:45:49 PM
s3.roosterteeth.com
 
2013-06-27 04:50:13 PM
karl rove's stepfather?
 
2013-06-27 04:56:48 PM
You may tell yourself, this is not my strangled penis

/my god, what have i done
 
2013-06-27 04:58:00 PM
i.ytimg.com

"Any cock'll do!"
 
2013-06-27 05:00:13 PM
Finally an intravenous drip set tube was applied circumferentially, starting from tip of the penis to its base in order to have an even compression as a tourniquet (Fig. 2). The compression was maintained for 4 minutes and this procedure was repeated for five times. (In between the tourniquet application the penile compression was maintained by squeezing the penis with palm).
pgilston.smugmug.com
 
2013-06-27 05:01:41 PM
This should put an end to these "penis strangling" shenanigans.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0073735/
From description:"A proud black man does time in jail where he is subjected to heinous experiments. Once released, he goes about extracting vengeance on those who put him in prison. This includes both seducing their women and murdering them by a mysterious means. Then the hook is revealed - his murder weapon is his own genitals which are now enormous and super powered as a result of the experiments he endured in prison. You heard me right; he kills with his penis and you see it all!"

/yes I have a copy
//yes what you're thinking is exactly what it looks like
///yes it's the funniest movie ever
 
2013-06-27 05:07:36 PM
"That'll learn 'im not to spit in my eye!"
 
2013-06-27 05:10:11 PM
Lidocaine jelly was applied over penis, given multiple puncture, compression on penis was applied by hand and thin streams of fluid came out from multiple puncture sites

Well that was a painful read and I don't even have a penis
 
2013-06-27 05:16:17 PM

MutantMotherMouse: Lidocaine jelly was applied over penis, given multiple puncture, compression on penis was applied by hand and thin streams of fluid came out from multiple puncture sites

Well that was a painful read and I don't even have a penis


If I were a Freudian I'd be sorry to hear that. but I'm far more interested in your multiple puncture sites.

*best pervy Groucho Marx eye waggle*
 
2013-06-27 05:30:19 PM
What's interesting is that the "penile strangulation" part isn't actually the news here. The news here is the 2013 retraction of a 2011 paper, on the grounds that it's plagiarizing a 2005 paper. Which you can actually read:

http://www.bhj.org.in/journal/2005_4703_july/html/case_penile_292.ht m

Warning: it has pictures that are safe for neither work nor lunch.

And it cites papers as far back as 1989, about other penis-strangulation attempts. This paper is about how they fixed it, using a technique that was "highly effective, cost saving, complication free and can be done by every practitioner".
 
2013-06-27 05:53:28 PM

tennyson: What's interesting is that the "penile strangulation" part isn't actually the news here. The news here is the 2013 retraction of a 2011 paper, on the grounds that it's plagiarizing a 2005 paper.


But the same authors wrote the 2005 paper, in which case the 2011 paper wasn't plagiarism. You can't plagiarise yourself, by definition.

Anyway, I thought "strangling your penis" was slang for masturbating a turkey.
 
2013-06-27 06:24:57 PM
img163.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-27 06:54:00 PM
Darwin frowns.

Seriously doc, you thought it was a good idea to save *this* man's penis?
 
2013-06-27 07:00:39 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I don't drink, but I can't see how "Strangulated Penis" would be an attractive name for a drink?  Who'd order one.  Even if it did come with a drink umbrella.

"Yes, I'd like a strangulated penis, please".I just don't see that being said.

Although, I just not pictured Mitch McConnell saying it and, well, perhaps I should stop right there.


it's an all night drinking game! "Yes, I'd like a strangulated penis, please". once the penis passes out and then comes to, "Yes, I'd like a strangulated penis, please".  repeat
 
2013-06-27 07:09:00 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-27 07:15:15 PM
I tried to strangle mine, but couldnt get both hands around it :/
 
2013-06-27 08:11:14 PM
How funny it would've been if before they told the patient what they were going to do the landscaper popped in holding large pruners and asked the doc if he was needed.
 
2013-06-27 09:13:15 PM

rewind2846: This should put an end to these "penis strangling" shenanigans.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0073735/
From description:"A proud black man does time in jail where he is subjected to heinous experiments. Once released, he goes about extracting vengeance on those who put him in prison. This includes both seducing their women and murdering them by a mysterious means. Then the hook is revealed - his murder weapon is his own genitals which are now enormous and super powered as a result of the experiments he endured in prison. You heard me right; he kills with his penis and you see it all!"

/yes I have a copy
//yes what you're thinking is exactly what it looks like
///yes it's the funniest movie ever


ok, so apparently its not on netflix, but the list of movies it suggested is hilarious

http://dvd.netflix.com/Search?v1=welcome+home+brother+charles&ac_abs _p osn=-1&fcld=true&ac_rel_posn=-1&ac_category_type=none&raw_query=welcom e+home+brother+charle
 
2013-06-27 10:18:08 PM

illbeinmybunk: ok, so apparently its not on netflix, but the list of movies it suggested is hilarious


"Soul Vengeance" is the alternate american title for this movie... it;'s the same flick.
If you can rent this flick, do it... but not with the kids around.
/puts the "snake" in "trouser snake"
 
2013-06-28 02:37:43 AM

tennyson: What's interesting is that the "penile strangulation" part isn't actually the news here. The news here is the 2013 retraction of a 2011 paper, on the grounds that it's plagiarizing a 2005 paper. Which you can actually read:

http://www.bhj.org.in/journal/2005_4703_july/html/case_penile_292.ht m

Warning: it has pictures that are safe for neither work nor lunch.

And it cites papers as far back as 1989, about other penis-strangulation attempts. This paper is about how they fixed it, using a technique that was "highly effective, cost saving, complication free and can be done by every practitioner".


Thank you, Ben Ten.
 
2013-06-28 05:43:39 AM

vegas_greaser: I tried to strangle mine, but couldnt get both hands around it :/


I know it's hard to find when it's that small... but you grabbed your leg instead of your penis.  Better luck next time.
 
2013-06-28 08:58:20 AM
while its obvious your speaking from personal experience, I can tell the difference. see your doctor, they have micropenis surgery now.
 
2013-06-28 01:58:26 PM
I strangled a penis in Reno...
 
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