MutantMotherMouse: Lidocaine jelly was applied over penis, given multiple puncture, compression on penis was applied by hand and thin streams of fluid came out from multiple puncture sitesWell that was a painful read and I don't even have a penis
tennyson: What's interesting is that the "penile strangulation" part isn't actually the news here. The news here is the 2013 retraction of a 2011 paper, on the grounds that it's plagiarizing a 2005 paper.
I_Am_Weasel: I don't drink, but I can't see how "Strangulated Penis" would be an attractive name for a drink? Who'd order one. Even if it did come with a drink umbrella."Yes, I'd like a strangulated penis, please".I just don't see that being said.Although, I just not pictured Mitch McConnell saying it and, well, perhaps I should stop right there.it's an all night drinking game! "Yes, I'd like a strangulated penis, please".
rewind2846: This should put an end to these "penis strangling" shenanigans.http://imdb.com/title/tt0073735/From description:"A proud black man does time in jail where he is subjected to heinous experiments. Once released, he goes about extracting vengeance on those who put him in prison. This includes both seducing their women and murdering them by a mysterious means. Then the hook is revealed - his murder weapon is his own genitals which are now enormous and super powered as a result of the experiments he endured in prison. You heard me right; he kills with his penis and you see it all!"/yes I have a copy//yes what you're thinking is exactly what it looks like///yes it's the funniest movie ever
illbeinmybunk: ok, so apparently its not on netflix, but the list of movies it suggested is hilarious
tennyson: What's interesting is that the "penile strangulation" part isn't actually the news here. The news here is the 2013 retraction of a 2011 paper, on the grounds that it's plagiarizing a 2005 paper. Which you can actually read:http://www.bhj.org.in/journal/2005_4703_july/html/case_penile_292.ht mWarning: it has pictures that are safe for neither work nor lunch.And it cites papers as far back as 1989, about other penis-strangulation attempts. This paper is about how they fixed it, using a technique that was "highly effective, cost saving, complication free and can be done by every practitioner".
vegas_greaser: I tried to strangle mine, but couldnt get both hands around it :/
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