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(New York Daily News)   The New York Daily news would like to remind women thinking about participating in the World naked Bike Ride Day festivities this Saturday, that women being topless in NYC is perfectly legal, they repeat, PERFECTLY LEGAL   (nydailynews.com) divider line 100
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2013-06-27 02:36:09 PM  
From TFA:


RELATED: WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY IS HERE - GET DIGGING

There's a lot of bending over in gardening.  I could really get behind this....
 
2013-06-27 02:42:18 PM  
Topless for women should be legal everywhere men can go shirtless.
 
2013-06-27 02:42:57 PM  

Sharksfan: From TFA:


RELATED: WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY IS HERE - GET DIGGING

There's a lot of bending over in gardening.  I could really get behind this....


Time to break out the Garden Weasel.
 
2013-06-27 02:45:43 PM  

blottoman: Sharksfan: From TFA:


RELATED: WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY IS HERE - GET DIGGING

There's a lot of bending over in gardening.  I could really get behind this....

Time to break out the Garden Weasel.


Ha!
 
2013-06-27 02:46:27 PM  

vudukungfu: You should have pointed out that she was exposing her inner asshole.


I'm pretty sure I've seen that in porn.
 
2013-06-27 02:48:15 PM  

cig-mkr: Topless for women should be legal everywhere men can go shirtless.


That is how and why it was made legal in NY.
 
2013-06-27 02:49:09 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: rogue_L_chick: I got lectured by an older woman yesterday at the gas station about being outside in an "indecent state" so I'm getting a kick. I was on my way to the river and stopped for gas wearing shorts and a swimsuit top. She kept me there for 15 minutes telling me that no man will marry me if I continue to "show it all off". I told her my wedding ring was at home, because I don't want to risk losing it n the water, but thanks for the concern.

WTF?
Why in the world would anyone care that the girls are getting some sun??
I figured NY was a bit more progressive than the rural area I was in. :(

So, in her pious mind, you were an indecent, skanky slut. She would think the same of me if I dressed in summertime, lake-swimming drag, I assure you. Glad you got a laugh out of it and didn't let it get to you.


I doubt she was pious, I would imagine she was quite sincere and honestly thought she was helping, heck she took 15 minutes out of her day to at least in her mind help a younger (i'm assuming) with some of her wisdom.
 
2013-06-27 02:50:52 PM  

cig-mkr: Topless for women should be legal everywhere men can go shirtless.


With the exception that their nipples cannot touch their belly button
 
2013-06-27 02:51:09 PM  
It's time to post this again:

             Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

NSFW
 
2013-06-27 02:55:17 PM  

poot_rootbeer: NYPD thugs will still push women off their bikes and arrest them for indecency.

I guarantee it.


The event was two weeks ago. And email acquaintance said the cops were directing traffic to allow the ride through, and laughing at the spectacle.
 
2013-06-27 02:56:30 PM  

jaytkay: poot_rootbeer: NYPD thugs will still push women off their bikes and arrest them for indecency.

I guarantee it.

The event was two weeks ago. And email acquaintance said the cops were directing traffic to allow the ride through, and laughing at the spectacle.


Must be a bunch of gay cops.
 
2013-06-27 02:58:34 PM  

Internet Meme Rogers: According to the Googles, the Chicago World Naked Bike Ride was June 8th. Sorry to have missed it, but clearly the "World" in the event name is an exaggeration.


List of 70 cities around the world participating
 
2013-06-27 03:00:26 PM  
I was going to a movie a couple years ago and was passed by a procession of naked bikers. It kind of made my day.
 
2013-06-27 03:00:28 PM  

Sharksfan: From TFA:


RELATED: WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY IS HERE - GET DIGGING

There's a lot of bending over in gardening.  I could really get behind this....


I'm waxing my dibbler in anticipation.
 
2013-06-27 03:00:55 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-06-27 03:01:52 PM  

willfullyobscure: Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society


Thing is - when you see attractive women topless doing normal stuff it's not sexy.

It's more like appreciating art - but not an immediate turn on.
 
2013-06-27 03:02:40 PM  
Apparently the world didn't get the notice that the cities that started the naked ride already rode this year.
 
2013-06-27 03:03:29 PM  
I can't imagine doing this. I'd be too scared of falling off.
 
2013-06-27 03:04:23 PM  
Cyclists who often ride with groups of other cyclists avoid riding in groups of cyclists who rarely ride in groups with other cyclists.


Translation: dangerous, will not be participating

/no one wants to see me naked anyway, just ask my wife!
 
2013-06-27 03:06:27 PM  

Magorn: I was kind of excited because they'd changed the rules so that that year, you got to keep coming back as long as you kept winning. And then this fella named Ken Jennings came along and they needed a LOT less contestants than usual that year..


Does the math on that actually work? It seems to me that they would only need two new contestants each week regardless.
 
2013-06-27 03:07:38 PM  

Sharksfan: willfullyobscure: Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

Thing is - when you see attractive women topless doing normal stuff it's not sexy.

It's more like appreciating art - but not an immediate turn on.


www.fugly.com
 
2013-06-27 03:11:12 PM  
I was about to say, wasn't this already done and looked at the date of the article, June 6th.  You're 3 weeks too late on this shiat.
 
2013-06-27 03:25:47 PM  

rogue_L_chick: I got lectured by an older woman yesterday at the gas station about being outside in an "indecent state" so I'm getting a kick. I was on my way to the river and stopped for gas wearing shorts and a swimsuit top. She kept me there for 15 minutes telling me that no man will marry me if I continue to "show it all off". I told her my wedding ring was at home, because I don't want to risk losing it n the water, but thanks for the concern.

WTF?
Why in the world would anyone care that the girls are getting some sun??
I figured NY was a bit more progressive than the rural area I was in. :(


*checks profile*

O_o

Lucky hubby.

/i curse my own luck
 
2013-06-27 03:26:18 PM  

Starry Heavens: Magorn: I was kind of excited because they'd changed the rules so that that year, you got to keep coming back as long as you kept winning. And then this fella named Ken Jennings came along and they needed a LOT less contestants than usual that year..

Does the math on that actually work? It seems to me that they would only need two new contestants each week regardless.


I seem to recall hearing that, while memorization and abstract reasoning are not mutually exclusive, not many people are extremely good at both.

/ Not to disparage Mr. Magorn...
// Just sayin...
 
2013-06-27 03:31:47 PM  
I have no desire to bike anywhere without a shirt, much less a sports bra.
 
2013-06-27 03:41:33 PM  
I bet those biatches don't even stop at the stop signs.
 
2013-06-27 03:50:58 PM  

Sharksfan: willfullyobscure: Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

Thing is - when you see attractive women topless doing normal stuff it's not sexy.

It's more like appreciating art - but not an immediate turn on.


The Sweater Theory: boobs are always more appealing when they are under wraps. Imagining what they look like is better than seeing what they look like. Of course, while imaging all you want to do is see them but once you do, the magic is gone after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing (if you're lucky) and then they're just another set of boobs. Put them back under a sweater and you get to wondering again. Men are stupid
 
2013-06-27 04:01:06 PM  

skullkrusher: Sharksfan: willfullyobscure: Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

Thing is - when you see attractive women topless doing normal stuff it's not sexy.

It's more like appreciating art - but not an immediate turn on.

The Sweater Theory: boobs are always more appealing when they are under wraps. Imagining what they look like is better than seeing what they look like. Of course, while imaging all you want to do is see them but once you do, the magic is gone after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing (if you're lucky) and then they're just another set of boobs. Put them back under a sweater and you get to wondering again. Men are stupid


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/and I say that as a guy
 
2013-06-27 04:06:50 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: There is a video out there of a woman riding a bike that had a built in dildo device so that as it rolled the dildo went up and down repeatedly. It's actually pretty funny to watch her almost crash when has an orgasm.


As an engineer, I have a professional interest in seeing that. Seriously, I want to know how mechanically they pulled that off.
 
2013-06-27 04:10:04 PM  
"that's a man baby"
 
2013-06-27 04:12:00 PM  

DORMAMU: skullkrusher: Sharksfan: willfullyobscure: Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

Thing is - when you see attractive women topless doing normal stuff it's not sexy.

It's more like appreciating art - but not an immediate turn on.

The Sweater Theory: boobs are always more appealing when they are under wraps. Imagining what they look like is better than seeing what they look like. Of course, while imaging all you want to do is see them but once you do, the magic is gone after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing (if you're lucky) and then they're just another set of boobs. Put them back under a sweater and you get to wondering again. Men are stupid

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/and I say that as a guy


same here - we marveled at this phenomenon in college. Each of us was surprised to learn that the others felt the exact same way. We thought we were all just strange. Turns out nope, dudes are hard wired to be dumbasses in this regard. Well, we were strange but pretty normal in this way
 
2013-06-27 04:17:38 PM  

DORMAMU: The Sweater Theory: boobs are always more appealing when they are under wraps. Imagining what they look like is better than seeing what they look like. Of course, while imaging all you want to do is see them but once you do, the magic is gone after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing (if you're lucky) and then they're just another set of boobs.


If, after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing boobs you lose interest, you're really only technically heterosexual. And not by much.
 
2013-06-27 04:20:57 PM  

rogue_L_chick: I got lectured by an older woman yesterday at the gas station about being outside in an "indecent state" so I'm getting a kick. I was on my way to the river and stopped for gas wearing shorts and a swimsuit top. She kept me there for 15 minutes telling me that no man will marry me if I continue to "show it all off". I told her my wedding ring was at home, because I don't want to risk losing it n the water, but thanks for the concern.

WTF?
Why in the world would anyone care that the girls are getting some sun??
I figured NY was a bit more progressive than the rural area I was in. :(


Pics or it didn't happen...
 
2013-06-27 04:27:27 PM  

ManRay: IdBeCrazyIf: There is a video out there of a woman riding a bike that had a built in dildo device so that as it rolled the dildo went up and down repeatedly. It's actually pretty funny to watch her almost crash when has an orgasm.

As an engineer, I have a professional interest in seeing that. Seriously, I want to know how mechanically they pulled that off.


google cohf dildo bike and its the first link

about 5 minutes in if I remember right, shame the guy that produced those got in trouble with the law and landed in jail
 
2013-06-27 04:27:42 PM  
Just came to say this needed the img1.fark.net tag.

/I'm the first?
 
2013-06-27 04:44:53 PM  

super_grass: Only if the boobs are D-cups or smaller.

/ why yes, Bloomberg jokes do stay fresh forever.


I think the term you wanted was "Only if the jugs are 16oz or smaller."
 
2013-06-27 04:49:58 PM  

Broom: DORMAMU: The Sweater Theory: boobs are always more appealing when they are under wraps. Imagining what they look like is better than seeing what they look like. Of course, while imaging all you want to do is see them but once you do, the magic is gone after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing (if you're lucky) and then they're just another set of boobs.

If, after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing boobs you lose interest, you're really only technically heterosexual. And not by much.


I was referring to the sweater theory of boobs are MORE interesting when covered/partially covered.

Me personally, I can play with exposed mammaries all day long, but I have more fun fun when tbey are partially covered.
 
2013-06-27 04:51:53 PM  

Pincy: jaytkay: poot_rootbeer: NYPD thugs will still push women off their bikes and arrest them for indecency.

I guarantee it.

The event was two weeks ago. And email acquaintance said the cops were directing traffic to allow the ride through, and laughing at the spectacle.

Must be a bunch of gay cops.


I would suggest that you're the gay one since you're implying that you wanted the cops to arrest those women.
 
2013-06-27 04:58:45 PM  
Ironically, here in New Orleans where people associate us with public nudity... its illegal.  The cops made everyone cover up a bit during the naked bike ride.  No tickets or anything, they were cool.
 
2013-06-27 05:36:33 PM  

Latinwolf: Pincy: jaytkay: poot_rootbeer: NYPD thugs will still push women off their bikes and arrest them for indecency.

I guarantee it.

The event was two weeks ago. And email acquaintance said the cops were directing traffic to allow the ride through, and laughing at the spectacle.

Must be a bunch of gay cops.

I would suggest that you're the gay one since you're implying that you wanted the cops to arrest those women.


I would suggest that gay isn't a farking slanderous thing to call someone else, so you should both stop using it like an insult.
 
2013-06-27 06:03:26 PM  
Yeah but it's never the women you want to see topless
 
2013-06-27 06:18:14 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-27 06:44:12 PM  
Least it is not in December
 
2013-06-27 10:02:18 PM  
bie?
eip
 
2013-06-27 10:04:38 PM  

skullkrusher: DORMAMU: skullkrusher: Sharksfan: willfullyobscure: Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

Thing is - when you see attractive women topless doing normal stuff it's not sexy.

It's more like appreciating art - but not an immediate turn on.

The Sweater Theory: boobs are always more appealing when they are under wraps. Imagining what they look like is better than seeing what they look like. Of course, while imaging all you want to do is see them but once you do, the magic is gone after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing (if you're lucky) and then they're just another set of boobs. Put them back under a sweater and you get to wondering again. Men are stupid

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/and I say that as a guy

same here - we marveled at this phenomenon in college. Each of us was surprised to learn that the others felt the exact same way. We thought we were all just strange. Turns out nope, dudes are hard wired to be dumbasses in this regard. Well, we were strange but pretty normal in this way


This is why I don't understand the "OMG think of the children" IRT topless beaches in the USA. Saw plenty of topless beaches overseas during my time in the Navy...5 minutes of 'Oooh, boobies!' followed by a few hours of 'meh, more boobs, and most of them are Do Not Want'...
 
2013-06-27 10:08:02 PM  

Gleeman: skullkrusher: DORMAMU: skullkrusher: Sharksfan: willfullyobscure: Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

Thing is - when you see attractive women topless doing normal stuff it's not sexy.

It's more like appreciating art - but not an immediate turn on.

The Sweater Theory: boobs are always more appealing when they are under wraps. Imagining what they look like is better than seeing what they look like. Of course, while imaging all you want to do is see them but once you do, the magic is gone after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing (if you're lucky) and then they're just another set of boobs. Put them back under a sweater and you get to wondering again. Men are stupid

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/and I say that as a guy

same here - we marveled at this phenomenon in college. Each of us was surprised to learn that the others felt the exact same way. We thought we were all just strange. Turns out nope, dudes are hard wired to be dumbasses in this regard. Well, we were strange but pretty normal in this way

This is why I don't understand the "OMG think of the children" IRT topless beaches in the USA. Saw plenty of topless beaches overseas during my time in the Navy...5 minutes of 'Oooh, boobies!' followed by a few hours of 'meh, more boobs, and most of them are Do Not Want'...


when NY courts first ruled that women could go topless on NY beaches I was about 15 years old. I spent a lot of time at the beach that year
 
2013-06-27 11:58:25 PM  
How awesome could my weekend be if I could participate in this event on Saturday and then be at the Capitol building in Austin, TX to be part of an angry, pro-abortion mob on Monday?

Seriously, that's pretty awesome, right?

/I'm not alone here am I?
 
2013-06-28 12:03:09 AM  

skullkrusher: DORMAMU: skullkrusher: Sharksfan: willfullyobscure: Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

Thing is - when you see attractive women topless doing normal stuff it's not sexy.

It's more like appreciating art - but not an immediate turn on.

The Sweater Theory: boobs are always more appealing when they are under wraps. Imagining what they look like is better than seeing what they look like. Of course, while imaging all you want to do is see them but once you do, the magic is gone after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing (if you're lucky) and then they're just another set of boobs. Put them back under a sweater and you get to wondering again. Men are stupid

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/and I say that as a guy

same here - we marveled at this phenomenon in college. Each of us was surprised to learn that the others felt the exact same way. We thought we were all just strange. Turns out nope, dudes are hard wired to be dumbasses in this regard. Well, we were strange but pretty normal in this way



I think that we largely key off of change as opposed to absolutes.  If you're sitting outside in the shade where it's 85 degrees and you're comfortable, and then stand up and walk through the sun where it's 90+, that feels pretty awful.  You'll wish for your chair in the shade where you were comfortable.  But, if you're sitting in a nicely air-conditioned office and the A/C breaks, most folks will complain long before the temp gets to 80.  It's all relative.

So if you start with "fully clothed", and work to "partially clothed," that's titillating progress.  And then there's "partially clothed" moving to "entirely disrobed."  Again, the same thing.  And, in each state, there are different activities that make sense, which adds its own dimension.  And that's true whether or not you get to touch.  In fact, I think this is the entire founding principle behind burlesque.

If you start with "already topless," you kinda short circuit the whole process.  It isn't just about seeing naked boobies, it's also about the process of getting to that state.  And yeah, seeing some sweater puppies all nestled up reminds us of the last time we got to see that present unwrapped.  I go back to my thesis:  It's not just the current state, but the path by which you reached it.
 
2013-06-28 12:06:59 AM  

Tyrion's Favorite Wench: How awesome could my weekend be if I could participate in this event on Saturday and then be at the Capitol building in Austin, TX to be part of an angry, pro-abortion mob on Monday?

Seriously, that's pretty awesome, right?

/I'm not alone here am I?


I think that would be pretty dang awesome!  I feel bad I can't even be down in Austin on Monday, because I have to work, let alone making it up to the 'ride'.

And for the record, Wendy Davis freakin' rocks, and her filibuster kicked ass.
 
2013-06-28 01:25:30 PM  
Being topless in NYC is "perfectly legal" and yet we can't post thier pictures.

/I BLAME OBAMA
 
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