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(New York Daily News)   The New York Daily news would like to remind women thinking about participating in the World naked Bike Ride Day festivities this Saturday, that women being topless in NYC is perfectly legal, they repeat, PERFECTLY LEGAL   (nydailynews.com) divider line 100
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2013-06-27 01:56:19 PM  
NYPD thugs will still push women off their bikes and arrest them for indecency.

I guarantee it.
 
2013-06-27 01:57:04 PM  
Video feed?
 
2013-06-27 01:57:20 PM  
But riding with the seat on the bike is required by law.
 
2013-06-27 01:58:17 PM  
They've obviously never seen the Seinfeld episode about good naked versus bad naked.
 
2013-06-27 01:59:13 PM  
Most women cyclists are worth looking at naked.  I'm ok with this.  Just keep the japanese guys away from the bikes.  They'll steal, sniff then sell the used seats.
 
2013-06-27 02:01:03 PM  

Pincy: They've obviously never seen the Seinfeld episode about good naked versus bad naked.


or the one with Susan walking down the street with a bra and no shirt
 
2013-06-27 02:02:06 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: then sell the used seats.


Can I place an order now?
 
2013-06-27 02:02:43 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Most women cyclists are worth looking at naked.


But they look better on recumbents than they do on traditional road bikes.  Gravity and all.
 
2013-06-27 02:02:52 PM  

Klippoklondike: Pincy: They've obviously never seen the Seinfeld episode about good naked versus bad naked.

or the one with Susan walking down the street with a bra and no shirt


That wasn't Susan, that was the Oh Henry! candy heiress Sue Ellen Mischke.
 
2013-06-27 02:02:55 PM  

skinink: But riding with the seat on the bike is required by law.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-27 02:02:59 PM  

skinink: But riding with the seat on the bike is required by law.


There is a video out there of a woman riding a bike that had a built in dildo device so that as it rolled the dildo went up and down repeatedly. It's actually pretty funny to watch her almost crash when has an orgasm.
 
2013-06-27 02:03:11 PM  
daicynotdaisy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-27 02:03:21 PM  

Klippoklondike: Pincy: They've obviously never seen the Seinfeld episode about good naked versus bad naked.

or the one with Susan walking down the street with a bra and no shirt


That was Sue Ellen Mishke, heiress to the O Henry candy bar fortune.
 
2013-06-27 02:05:44 PM  
thesocialmediasurgery.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-27 02:06:57 PM  

Pincy: Klippoklondike: Pincy: They've obviously never seen the Seinfeld episode about good naked versus bad naked.

or the one with Susan walking down the street with a bra and no shirt

That wasn't Susan, that was the Oh Henry! candy heiress Sue Ellen Mischke.


good catch

vento: Klippoklondike: Pincy: They've obviously never seen the Seinfeld episode about good naked versus bad naked.

or the one with Susan walking down the street with a bra and no shirt

That was Sue Ellen Mishke, heiress to the O Henry candy bar fortune.


and you too.

my pop culture memory is dying, apparently
 
2013-06-27 02:07:37 PM  
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/78/MPW-39421  (NSFW)

Queen's version of naked bike day
 
2013-06-27 02:07:45 PM  
Has anyone mentioned Sue Ellen Mishke, the heiress to the O Henry candy bar fortune?
 
2013-06-27 02:08:52 PM  
Only if the boobs are D-cups or smaller.

/ why yes, Bloomberg jokes do stay fresh forever.
 
2013-06-27 02:09:01 PM  
According to the Googles, the Chicago World Naked Bike Ride was June 8th. Sorry to have missed it, but clearly the "World" in the event name is an exaggeration.
 
2013-06-27 02:09:10 PM  

KrispyKritter: Has anyone mentioned Sue Ellen Mishke, the heiress to the O Henry candy bar fortune?


Ya, I saw her walking down the street yesterday and she caused me to rear end the car in front of me.
 
2013-06-27 02:10:18 PM  
I got lectured by an older woman yesterday at the gas station about being outside in an "indecent state" so I'm getting a kick. I was on my way to the river and stopped for gas wearing shorts and a swimsuit top. She kept me there for 15 minutes telling me that no man will marry me if I continue to "show it all off". I told her my wedding ring was at home, because I don't want to risk losing it n the water, but thanks for the concern.

WTF?
Why in the world would anyone care that the girls are getting some sun??
I figured NY was a bit more progressive than the rural area I was in. :(
 
2013-06-27 02:12:51 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: skinink: But riding with the seat on the bike is required by law.

There is a video out there of a woman riding a bike that had a built in dildo device so that as it rolled the dildo went up and down repeatedly. It's actually pretty funny to watch her almost crash when has an orgasm.


my vast store of dubiously acquired trivia tells me that in turn of the century Paris they had brothel/arenas that featured that very diversion and that patrons would wager on which racer would climax first...which seems like it would be way to easy to rig to be a proper subject for a wager...but I may be missing the point
 
2013-06-27 02:13:03 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Obligatory
 
2013-06-27 02:13:09 PM  
New York, New York. A town so nice they named it twice.

/Will Dave Chappelle be a judge?
 
2013-06-27 02:13:45 PM  

rogue_L_chick: I got lectured by an older woman yesterday at the gas station about being outside in an "indecent state" so I'm getting a kick. I was on my way to the river and stopped for gas wearing shorts and a swimsuit top. She kept me there for 15 minutes telling me that no man will marry me if I continue to "show it all off". I told her my wedding ring was at home, because I don't want to risk losing it n the water, but thanks for the concern.

WTF?
Why in the world would anyone care that the girls are getting some sun??
I figured NY was a bit more progressive than the rural area I was in. :(


So, in her pious mind, you were an indecent, skanky slut. She would think the same of me if I dressed in summertime, lake-swimming drag, I assure you. Glad you got a laugh out of it and didn't let it get to you.
 
2013-06-27 02:15:09 PM  
They tried this in Vermont but all the gals got their boobies caught in the spokes.
 
2013-06-27 02:15:32 PM  

Magorn: IdBeCrazyIf: skinink: But riding with the seat on the bike is required by law.

There is a video out there of a woman riding a bike that had a built in dildo device so that as it rolled the dildo went up and down repeatedly. It's actually pretty funny to watch her almost crash when has an orgasm.

my vast store of dubiously acquired trivia tells me that in turn of the century Paris they had brothel/arenas that featured that very diversion and that patrons would wager on which racer would climax first...which seems like it would be way to easy to rig to be a proper subject for a wager...but I may be missing the point


I should be ashamed that I know that fact, but am heartened that someone else shares a place for typically worthless trivia.

I have a feeling that you and I should go on the Trivial Pursuit competition circuit or something.
 
2013-06-27 02:15:59 PM  

vudukungfu: They tried this in Vermont but all the gals got their boobies caught in the spokes.


Don't you mean pit hair?
 
2013-06-27 02:16:12 PM  

rogue_L_chick: I got lectured by an older woman yesterday at the gas station about being outside in an "indecent state" so I'm getting a kick. I was on my way to the river and stopped for gas wearing shorts and a swimsuit top. She kept me there for 15 minutes telling me that no man will marry me if I continue to "show it all off". I told her my wedding ring was at home, because I don't want to risk losing it n the water, but thanks for the concern.

WTF?
Why in the world would anyone care that the girls are getting some sun??
I figured NY was a bit more progressive than the rural area I was in. :(


You should have pointed out that she was exposing her inner asshole.
 
2013-06-27 02:16:15 PM  
If it's legal, than why, {FTA} "The group will also have a stable of volunteers acting as lookouts, giving nude riders a heads up if cops are closing in".
 
2013-06-27 02:17:42 PM  
Then, not than for all you grammar police.
 
2013-06-27 02:17:50 PM  

rogue_L_chick


I got lectured by an older woman yesterday at the gas station about being outside in an "indecent state" so I'm getting a kick. I was on my way to the river and stopped for gas wearing shorts and a swimsuit top. She kept me there for 15 minutes


Why on earth would you let her do that?
 
2013-06-27 02:18:36 PM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: If it's legal, than why, {FTA} "The group will also have a stable of volunteers acting as lookouts, giving nude riders a heads up if cops are closing in".


See my Boobies.
 
2013-06-27 02:19:19 PM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe


If it's legal, than why, {FTA} "The group will also have a stable of volunteers acting as lookouts, giving nude riders a heads up if cops are closing in".


Do you know the difference between 'nude' and 'topless'?

topless = legal

nude = illegal
 
2013-06-27 02:19:52 PM  

poot_rootbeer: AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: If it's legal, than why, {FTA} "The group will also have a stable of volunteers acting as lookouts, giving nude riders a heads up if cops are closing in".

See my Boobies.


Sometimes the filters work so perfectly
 
2013-06-27 02:20:29 PM  
Good for them.
 
Bf+
2013-06-27 02:20:47 PM  

poot_rootbeer: AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: If it's legal, than why, {FTA} "The group will also have a stable of volunteers acting as lookouts, giving nude riders a heads up if cops are closing in".

See my Boobies.


I don't think that could have gone any better.
 
2013-06-27 02:20:59 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: rogue_L_chick

I got lectured by an older woman yesterday at the gas station about being outside in an "indecent state" so I'm getting a kick. I was on my way to the river and stopped for gas wearing shorts and a swimsuit top. She kept me there for 15 minutes


Why on earth would you let her do that?


I thought the same thing...she stayed about 14 mins and 50 secs longer than I would have.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-27 02:21:07 PM  
narwhaler.com
 
2013-06-27 02:21:10 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Magorn: IdBeCrazyIf: skinink: But riding with the seat on the bike is required by law.

There is a video out there of a woman riding a bike that had a built in dildo device so that as it rolled the dildo went up and down repeatedly. It's actually pretty funny to watch her almost crash when has an orgasm.

my vast store of dubiously acquired trivia tells me that in turn of the century Paris they had brothel/arenas that featured that very diversion and that patrons would wager on which racer would climax first...which seems like it would be way to easy to rig to be a proper subject for a wager...but I may be missing the point

I should be ashamed that I know that fact, but am heartened that someone else shares a place for typically worthless trivia.

I have a feeling that you and I should go on the Trivial Pursuit competition circuit or something.


Well the one time I tried to monetize this fact-dumpster that passes for a brain was in 03 or 04 when Jeopardy came to town for contestant try-outs.  I did really well-one of only 4 from the morning session to qualify as a contestant, and I was kind of excited because they'd changed the rules so that that year, you got to keep coming back as long as you kept winning.   And then this fella named Ken Jennings came along and they needed a LOT less contestants than usual that year..
 
2013-06-27 02:21:53 PM  
This happened a couple of weeks ago.
 
2013-06-27 02:23:18 PM  
That's this Saturday?

It's never the ones you want to see naked that are naked though.

//Trust me.
 
2013-06-27 02:24:46 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe

If it's legal, than why, {FTA} "The group will also have a stable of volunteers acting as lookouts, giving nude riders a heads up if cops are closing in".

Do you know the difference between 'nude' and 'topless'?


Yes.  Do you?

topless = legal

nude = illegal


Now go read the headline again.
 
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2013-06-27 02:25:27 PM  

Pincy: They've obviously never seen the Seinfeld episode about good naked versus bad naked.


cough cough
 
2013-06-27 02:27:27 PM  

Magorn: Well the one time I tried to monetize this fact-dumpster that passes for a brain was in 03 or 04 when Jeopardy came to town for contestant try-outs. I did really well-one of only 4 from the morning session to qualify as a contestant, and I was kind of excited because they'd changed the rules so that that year, you got to keep coming back as long as you kept winning. And then this fella named Ken Jennings came along and they needed a LOT less contestants than usual that year..


If true, that's actually a very CSB moment

You got trivia blocked by the trivia master
 
2013-06-27 02:28:24 PM  
Slowly, the dream is coming true.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-27 02:29:41 PM  

meat0918: That's this Saturday?

It's never the ones you want to see naked that are naked though.

//Trust me.


NSFW: an image of the Purdue Nude Olympics, circa 1987.

No trust needed.
 
2013-06-27 02:29:55 PM  
"City law allows women to go topless - but going bottomless is frowned upon (at least by the men in blue). "

the nevernudes?

assets.rollingstone.com(hot and blue
 
2013-06-27 02:30:11 PM  

poot_rootbeer: AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: If it's legal, than why, {FTA} "The group will also have a stable of volunteers acting as lookouts, giving nude riders a heads up if cops are closing in".

See my Boobies.


While it is legal to be topless as a woman in NY (and why shouldn't it be?), cops can claim you are causing a disturbance and arrest you anyway.  You don't really have any right not to be arrested on a whim. Sad but true.
 
2013-06-27 02:31:33 PM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe


Now go read the headline again.


Okay.

women being topless in NYC is perfectly legal

Hey, there it is: it's that thing I just said.

The point - which you seem utterly determined to miss - is that the topless riders would not be doing anything illegal and would not need a heads-up if the police were in the vicinity.

The nude riders, who would be doing something illegal (i.e. being nude in public during the World Naked Bike Ride Day) would need a heads-up if the police were in the vicinity.
 
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