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(NBC News)   Horror movie grade mosquitoes have invaded the continental United States. Surrender your blood now   (nbcnews.com) divider line 17
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2013-06-27 04:06:15 PM  
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The muskeg of northern Canada laughs at your skeeter problems.

When the skeeters settle down in the midday the black flies come out. When the black flies and skeeters die down the horseflies come out. Goddamnitsomuch every time i look down i have a new red spot with blood dripping down.

When i go outside to piss i have to wave mosquitoes away from my exposed dick with both hands. And they STILL get their shots in.  The spray never works well enough and coating my body in what amounts to nerve poison every day for my entire summer isnt going to cut it. The trick is to cover your entire body with two layers of fabric. The shearing motion of the fabric layers keeps them from getting you. And run. Don't stay still. Whatever you do don't stay still. You will be hot. Hot is better than eaten alive. I go inside once i cant breath without sucking a few into my mouth. Little in life is worth breathing mosquitoes in with every breath.

They would just leave an empty dried husk of a human if they could. I'm convinced bears are only grumpy and mean cause they are tormented by mosquitoes their entire waking lives.
2013-06-27 02:32:33 PM  
2 votes:
Tyger Skeeter burning bite
On the ankle of the night
What expose-ed hand or wrist
Will be met by thy stinging kiss?
2013-06-27 02:17:11 PM  
2 votes:

Walker: doosh: You don't really know mosquito pain until you've been to the Alaskan/Northern Canadian outback. First time I saw a cloud of them I literally ran away.

THIS!!!

I was in Alaska once and two mosquitoes tried to carry me off. They almost succeeded!


That happened to me on Assateague Island on the MD shore, what saved me was as they were carrying me away, one said to the other " you know, If we bring him back to the swamp, the big guys might take him away from us..."
2013-06-27 02:10:07 PM  
2 votes:

Where wolf: Yeah, welcome to the South.  Take some Off and quit whining.

/get the Super Deep Woods kind, it's like 40% DEET.
//Less than that in the Swamps in GA and AL and the mosquitos just think you're "marinated"


True is that. I recently went camping in the deep woods near Charleston  SC and I felt like I might be in a secret recreation of The Hunger Games. I kept hoping someone would parachute me in some kind of magic mosquito salve.
2013-06-27 01:52:02 PM  
2 votes:
I am pretty sure I have been bitten by these things on many occasions...  I have noticed the white stripes on some mosquitoes...   I did not realize that I was living through hell.
2013-06-27 01:47:55 PM  
2 votes:
Mansquito!

www.neatorama.com
2013-06-28 06:41:30 AM  
1 votes:

HairBolus: Why are they attacking the "stupid states"?

[www.mosquitoreviews.com image 492x320]


Same question should be asked for Carpenter Ants

Lil' sons-of-biatches are destroying trees in Texas and Tennessee


stlouispestcontrolblog.com


As the weather gets warmer the farther North they will travel
Using a political expression "as the South goes, so America goes"

We are in this boat together
2013-06-27 04:10:56 PM  
1 votes:

Rhypskallion: If the darned things land in the right spot, a muscle flex will force too much blood into them, and they will pop/explode/burst.


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2013-06-27 03:48:37 PM  
1 votes:

keden7: [www.okmagazine.com image 500x385]
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I find it very interesting that he's not actually drinking from that bottle.
2013-06-27 02:42:22 PM  
1 votes:
Really, the only place we're safe is at the poles and there's Nazi flying machines at the poles.
2013-06-27 02:12:52 PM  
1 votes:
Part of its success at spreading throughout the world is due to a warming climate

OH shiat.  Now its Mansquito Bear Pig!
2013-06-27 02:07:46 PM  
1 votes:

neongoats: I love how it has "invaded 26 states" but they can't be assed to list the states, or even link a list of the states. Another trip to google to fill in the blanks in another almost useless blognews article.

Subby should be fisted in the genitals. And then set upon by tiger mosquitoes. Presuming they are in his state. Which we can't farking find out from the article.


Neongoats, after having talked with your doctor, we've agreed that upping your dose of Zoloft would be best at this time. If you continue feeling the need to fist people in the groin over poorly written internet content, please let us know so that we can adjust your medication levels again.
2013-06-27 02:07:02 PM  
1 votes:

doosh: You don't really know mosquito pain until you've been to the Alaskan/Northern Canadian outback. First time I saw a cloud of them I literally ran away.


THIS!!!

I was in Alaska once and two mosquitoes tried to carry me off. They almost succeeded!
2013-06-27 01:57:53 PM  
1 votes:

neongoats: I love how it has "invaded 26 states" but they can't be assed to list the states, or even link a list of the states. Another trip to google to fill in the blanks in another almost useless blognews article.

Subby should be fisted in the genitals. And then set upon by tiger mosquitoes. Presuming they are in his state. Which we can't farking find out from the article.


Here you go. (Not subby.)

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-06-27 01:52:35 PM  
1 votes:
I love how it has "invaded 26 states" but they can't be assed to list the states, or even link a list of the states. Another trip to google to fill in the blanks in another almost useless blognews article.

Subby should be fisted in the genitals. And then set upon by tiger mosquitoes. Presuming they are in his state. Which we can't farking find out from the article.
2013-06-27 01:52:26 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA:

You can try and swat it all you want, but once it's on you, it doesn't let go.


That seems normal to me. I don't think I've ever seen one let got after I swatted it.........

I usually have to wipe them off.
2013-06-27 01:49:53 PM  
1 votes:
TIGER STYLE!
 
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