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(NBC News)   Horror movie grade mosquitoes have invaded the continental United States. Surrender your blood now   (nbcnews.com) divider line 10
    More: Scary, United States, american towns, Asian Tigers, Aedes aegypti, dengue fever, blood  
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14170 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2013 at 1:44 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-27 02:12:13 PM  
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doosh: You don't really know mosquito pain until you've been to the Alaskan/Northern Canadian outback. First time I saw a cloud of them I literally ran away.


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2013-06-27 01:52:35 PM  
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I love how it has "invaded 26 states" but they can't be assed to list the states, or even link a list of the states. Another trip to google to fill in the blanks in another almost useless blognews article.

Subby should be fisted in the genitals. And then set upon by tiger mosquitoes. Presuming they are in his state. Which we can't farking find out from the article.
2013-06-28 06:41:30 AM  
1 votes:

HairBolus: Why are they attacking the "stupid states"?

[www.mosquitoreviews.com image 492x320]


Same question should be asked for Carpenter Ants

Lil' sons-of-biatches are destroying trees in Texas and Tennessee


stlouispestcontrolblog.com


As the weather gets warmer the farther North they will travel
Using a political expression "as the South goes, so America goes"

We are in this boat together
2013-06-27 03:43:09 PM  
1 votes:
These guys are so common around Birmingham, AL I've assumed they were natives.

On another note, last night I was sitting on my deck and what I thought was a crane fly landed on me. I then noticed it was in fact some large dark colored mosquito that I'd never seen before when it started trying to stick it's feeding needle mouth thing through my pant leg. Anyone got any clues what the heck it was? Saw two last night, first time I've ever seen one. Little bit smaller than a crane fly, maybe as wide as a quarter?
2013-06-27 02:46:46 PM  
1 votes:
It's too bad Intellectual Ventures won't actually MAKE their mosquito "death star" into a real product.  If they did, I'd be the first person screaming "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"
2013-06-27 02:32:33 PM  
1 votes:
Tyger Skeeter burning bite
On the ankle of the night
What expose-ed hand or wrist
Will be met by thy stinging kiss?
2013-06-27 02:04:38 PM  
1 votes:
The mosquito has killed more human beings than every war in human history combined.  Sleep tight.
2013-06-27 01:57:53 PM  
1 votes:

neongoats: I love how it has "invaded 26 states" but they can't be assed to list the states, or even link a list of the states. Another trip to google to fill in the blanks in another almost useless blognews article.

Subby should be fisted in the genitals. And then set upon by tiger mosquitoes. Presuming they are in his state. Which we can't farking find out from the article.


Here you go. (Not subby.)

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2013-06-27 01:56:44 PM  
1 votes:
You don't really know mosquito pain until you've been to the Alaskan/Northern Canadian outback. First time I saw a cloud of them I literally ran away.
2013-06-27 01:52:02 PM  
1 votes:
I am pretty sure I have been bitten by these things on many occasions...  I have noticed the white stripes on some mosquitoes...   I did not realize that I was living through hell.
 
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