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(New York Daily News)   Shape a Pop-Tart into a gun? Point your finger and say "Bang"? Bring a 3" plastic toy gun to school? That's a suspension and a mark on your record. Threaten to blow up the school? That's a...well, nothing, so long as you're the principal   (nydailynews.com) divider line 31
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2013-06-27 12:07:18 PM
He sent himself to his office as punishment.
 
2013-06-27 12:34:17 PM
b
 
2013-06-27 12:34:40 PM
Person in a position of power gets treated differently than people not? This has never before occurred in the history of mankind.
 
2013-06-27 12:36:18 PM

darth_badger: b


Enjoy your banination, terrahismist!

Wait...

Was that "b" supposed to look like a Glock?

Christ!  Now I just typed "b."

Gyaaagh!
 
2013-06-27 12:39:01 PM
To be fair, there is nothing in the zero tolerance manual on Principal initiated threats. You can't expect an elected school board to make independent decisions.
 
2013-06-27 12:39:31 PM
Pic of principal
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Is it me or does he resemble Miguel Ferrer?
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2013-06-27 12:42:26 PM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-06-27 12:42:52 PM
he often yells and rants

If you are not a drill sergeant, this means you are a lousy supervisor.
 
2013-06-27 12:42:59 PM

Vodka Zombie: darth_badger: b

Enjoy your banination, terrahismist!

Wait...

Was that "b" supposed to look like a Glock?

Christ!  Now I just typed "b."

Gyaaagh!


You are lucky you didn't type an F. The SWAT would be all over the place now.
 
2013-06-27 12:43:04 PM
Adding a 4th stupid punishment to 3 existing stupid punishments do not make the 3 stupid punishments right.
 
2013-06-27 12:46:41 PM
www.theblindcard.com

I've heard of chemistry teachers that carry guns. Sometimes.
 
2013-06-27 12:52:18 PM

traylor: Vodka Zombie: darth_badger: b

Enjoy your banination, terrahismist!

Wait...

Was that "b" supposed to look like a Glock?

Christ!  Now I just typed "b."

Gyaaagh!

You are lucky you didn't type an F. The SWAT would be all over the place now.


I blame the dog for making me post that. A cold nose poke logged me offline and must have posted that for me.
 
2013-06-27 12:59:35 PM

vbob: [www.theblindcard.com image 850x610]

I've heard of chemistry teachers that carry guns. Sometimes.


The guy who taught my high school geography and economics classes was the blueprint for Ned Flanders (mustache and a deacon). And one day we find out he's also a master gunsmith who'd modded Uzis for full auto.
 
2013-06-27 01:00:18 PM
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " Will blow you up" Is He guilty or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
 
2013-06-27 01:01:57 PM
What are they going to do, put it on his permanent record, young mister?
 
2013-06-27 01:02:31 PM
Guy sounds like a grade-A douche that needs a terminatin'.*

* dismissed from his job, not, you know, "terminating" as in, "with extreme prejudice"
 
2013-06-27 01:05:11 PM
Good thing he wasn't Muslim
 
2013-06-27 01:12:00 PM
FTA:  "In 2004 he was fined $20,000 for employee misconduct while principal at IS 313 School of Leadership Development in the Bronx. "I don't understand how he is still here," said one of the teachers.
 
2013-06-27 01:14:56 PM
Very Uncool Story Bro:

My friend was walking down the school hallway with another buddy about ten years ago (they were both 16 at the time). It was close to Halloween and there had been rumors of this other kid who was planning to 'shoot up and then blow up the school' because he had been expelled for a major fight at the beginning of the year. My friend and his buddy were talking about that rumor and the buddy said he had heard that some kids were planning to skip Halloween day and some even mentioned bringing weapons to protect themselves. My friend jokingly mentioned that he already had his bomb in his locker. There was a teacher standing at the door of a classroom as they passed and this teacher overheard their discussion. My friend was arrested and given a one year probation and the court-ordered stipulation that he had to pass the next two years of high school with a C average or he would be locked up. To this day I am still outraged about it, as he was joking and anyone who knows him would know he was joking and would be unable to find or create something as expensive and complicated as a bomb anyway.

If this adult in a position of power and responsibility gets away with what he said while an innocent kid gets a police record over what he said, I will be one step further down the road of wondering how Americans can think they are the greaterst people in the world, and live in the greatest country in the world (we don't anymore, but some refuse to accept it and are willing to destroy what is left to prove it). Only self-centered, moronic sheep allow both of these things to have the outcome they have had.

Like the man said, "If you are not outraged, you are not paying attention!"
 
2013-06-27 01:30:25 PM
Isn't that one of the responsibilities of a principal? To decide if the school needs blowing up? Or is that something the board needs to vote on?
 
2013-06-27 02:01:25 PM

payattention: Very Uncool Story Bro:

If this adult in a position of power and responsibility gets away with what he said while an innocent kid gets a police record over what he said, I will be one step further down the road of wondering how Americans can think they are the greaterst people in the world, and live in the greatest country in the world (we don't anymore, but some refuse to accept it and are willing to destroy what is left to prove it). Only self-centered, moronic sheep allow both of these things to have the outcome they have had.


He'll get away with it because his name is Neifi.  If his name was Tom, he'd be in jail.
 
2013-06-27 02:26:54 PM
I have zero tolerance for these hypocritical ... if only there were a name for them ... policies!
 
2013-06-27 02:38:56 PM
How the hell does someone who earns $143k in New York afford a Mercedes S500?
 
2013-06-27 03:18:45 PM
Is this a public school? Cant they just fire him for hanging bible verses all over?
 
2013-06-27 03:31:21 PM

fnordfocus: How the hell does someone who earns $143k in New York afford a Mercedes S500?


How much do you think an s500 costs?  I checked, in newyork it would cost about $30k used.  I'm not an expert on the subject, but I'm pretty sure that $143k is greater than $30k.
 
2013-06-27 03:40:46 PM
My family moved in the middle of my third-grade year, and my new school had apparently been having problems all that year with students breaking into lockers and stealing food, school supplies, etc....nothing really serious, but the principal was absolutely infuriated by it; he was a small man, but very loud and stern - I met him on my first day at the new school and was terrified of him.

Anyway, I'd been there maybe two weeks when some kid's brand-new jacket was stolen from his locker; the principal heard about it toward the end of the day and came over the PA screaming into the microphone that the school was "on lockdown"  and that we would all be escorted into the hall on a class-by-class basis so that he could personally search every locker until the jacket was found, and "God help the person who's found responsible!", etc...don't remember all the exact words, except for the very last thing he said before slamming the mic off: "I AM OUT FOR  BLOOD!"

I was panicked to the point of tears even though I obviously had nothing to do with any of it...just a real nervous kinda kid to start with, things like that always sent me right over the edge.  I never told my parents about it, but I'm sure someone else must've told theirs, and nothing ever happened in the way of discipline, apology, etc...old bastard died of a heart attack about a month later though...
 
2013-06-27 04:51:13 PM
AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe - He'll get away with it because his name is Neifi.  If his name was Tom, he'd be in jail.

You have no idea how badly I want this to be a joke... unfortunately, it is the truth and that makes me even more cynical... if that were possible at this point.
 
2013-06-27 05:42:59 PM
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"Pussy."
 
2013-06-27 05:46:26 PM

Kahabut: How much do you think an s500 costs? I checked, in newyork it would cost about $30k used. I'm not an expert on the subject, but I'm pretty sure that $143k is greater than $30k.


I sort of assumed new, which sell for around $100 - $200k.  Used makes more sense, doesn't it?
 
2013-06-27 06:12:17 PM
Had he been a poor person unable to acquire bomb making materials he definitely would have been considered a threat and imprisoned immediately. Or a Muslim. Either way...
 
2013-06-27 10:16:04 PM
Nasty Celt - Had he been a poor person unable to acquire bomb making materials he definitely would have been considered a threat and imprisoned immediately. Or a Muslim. Either way...

You got it!
 
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