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2013-06-27 11:52:49 AM
The actor discussed the possibility of returning as Iceman in the long-gestating sequel while appearing on Larry King's Hulu program, "Larry King Now."

i'm not sure if the sadder revelation here is that val kilmer thinks anyone wants to see him reprise a role in a homosexual military fantasy or that larry king has an internet-only talk show.
 
2013-06-27 11:57:24 AM
or that val kilmer thinks that audiences would be able to suspend disbelief long enough to sit through a sequel of heat that has him engaged to natalie portman.
 
2013-06-27 12:04:37 PM
They couldn't launch his big ass off a carrier deck if they used both main cats at the same time
 
2013-06-27 12:10:23 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They couldn't launch his big ass off a carrier deck if they used both main cats at the same time


This. He wouldn't fit in the plane.
 
2013-06-27 12:12:57 PM
Top Bun, or is that a pr0n movie?

Kilmer
pr0n
'scuse me while I puke
 
2013-06-27 12:13:24 PM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-06-27 12:16:07 PM
yearone.cinema52.com
Seen here training for the role.
 
2013-06-27 12:22:07 PM
That volleyball scene is going to be sad.
 
2013-06-27 12:24:28 PM
I'd rather see him play Madmartigan again, put him in the crow's cage and let him thin down some.
May need some stronger chains to hang it with.
/and a stronger tree
 
2013-06-27 12:29:00 PM
I doubt he'd still be in the cockpit of an airplane. Maybe CO of the carrier or something. If they were pilots going on 30 years ago I'd expect them to be pretty darn high ranking by now if they stayed in.

Still, Top Gun hasn't held up well. It was a fun 80s movie but no more than that. I'm not sure what a sequel could possibly bring to the table.
 
2013-06-27 12:31:45 PM
so who is the female equivalent of him, meaning, "incredibly attractive 80s star that compeltely let themself go" and befroe i finished my sentence I just realized KRISTIE ALLEY.  When she was on Cheers (and skinny) she was very, very, very, very hot.  Then she slowly started to pork out and then of course ballooned.

soi maybe other than here (too obvious), who would fit that caterogry?
 
2013-06-27 12:34:50 PM

rickythepenguin: so who is the female equivalent of him, meaning, "incredibly attractive 80s star that compeltely let themself go" and befroe i finished my sentence I just realized KRISTIE ALLEY.  When she was on Cheers (and skinny) she was very, very, very, very hot.  Then she slowly started to pork out and then of course ballooned.

soi maybe other than here (too obvious), who would fit that caterogry?


I think she's slimmed down now.
 
2013-06-27 12:35:24 PM

texdent: This. He wouldn't fit in the plane.


That is why he is playing the aircraft carrier.
 
2013-06-27 12:37:57 PM
exick.org
 
2013-06-27 12:39:58 PM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-27 12:42:29 PM

exick: [exick.org image 500x403]


That was a good movie.  VK was also good in "The Salton Sea".  It's worth a look, if only for the re-enactment of the Kennedy assassination with pigeons duct-taped to an RC car, complete with beer tab door handles.
 
2013-06-27 12:42:51 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They couldn't launch his big ass off a carrier deck if they used both main cats at the same time


Maybe he'll be piloting a C-5 Galaxy.

upload.wikimedia.org

Dude, watch me fly this inverted and buzz the tower...
 
2013-06-27 12:43:45 PM
My idea for Top Gun 2


It once again stars Tom Cruise. This time as an F35 fighter pilot. Part of the plot hinges around him being the last "manned" pilot before the air force switches fully over to drones. So you can kind of see where they are going with this. This... is AWESOME! I wish this movie was coming out this week so I could buy two tickets and see it twice. The only way this movie can be any better is if they get Michael Bay to direct it. I want nothing but loud jet noises, fuzzy close ups of jets whipping past at mach speeds, and explosions. God help me, I want so many explosions that the background shot in every scene is something blowing up. Then at the end of the movie once Tom Cruise shoots down all the renegade drones (that turn on us for some reason, North Korean hackers?) and proves once again that man will always be superior to machine (message!) he buzzes the tower and flies off into the sunset while the Top Gun Anthem plays (the one by Harold Faltermeyer;Steve Stevens track 10 here - http://www.amazon.com/Top-Gun-Soundtrack-Harold-Faltermeyer/dp/B00000 K 2UX )and Tom, I mean Maverick glances over at a nearby cloud and it morphs into Goose giving him the thumbs up which Maverick returns with a salute. Fade to black and roll credits.Wow. I don't know about you, but GOOSEBUMPS!
 
2013-06-27 12:50:13 PM

rickythepenguin: so who is the female equivalent of him, meaning, "incredibly attractive 80s star that compeltely let themself go" and befroe i finished my sentence I just realized KRISTIE ALLEY.  When she was on Cheers (and skinny) she was very, very, very, very hot.  Then she slowly started to pork out and then of course ballooned.

soi maybe other than here (too obvious), who would fit that caterogry?


Kathleen Turner

images.mnn.com

Image hot, like she used to be.
 
2013-06-27 12:54:45 PM
i164.photobucket.comi164.photobucket.com

Both from 2013. Looks to be down to 1 1/2 chins - and could probably get the rest of the way into Hollywood shape if he were getting paid for a good role.
 
2013-06-27 12:56:02 PM
The actor discussed the possibility of returning as Iceman Iceberg .....
 
2013-06-27 01:00:00 PM

It Smee: My idea for Top Gun 2


It once again stars Tom Cruise. This time as an F35 fighter pilot. Part of the plot hinges around him being the last "manned" pilot before the air force switches fully over to drones. So you can kind of see where they are going with this. This... is AWESOME! I wish this movie was coming out this week so I could buy two tickets and see it twice. The only way this movie can be any better is if they get Michael Bay to direct it. I want nothing but loud jet noises, fuzzy close ups of jets whipping past at mach speeds, and explosions. God help me, I want so many explosions that the background shot in every scene is something blowing up. Then at the end of the movie once Tom Cruise shoots down all the renegade drones (that turn on us for some reason, North Korean hackers?) and proves once again that man will always be superior to machine (message!) he buzzes the tower and flies off into the sunset while the Top Gun Anthem plays (the one by Harold Faltermeyer;Steve Stevens track 10 here - http://www.amazon.com/Top-Gun-Soundtrack-Harold-Faltermeyer/dp/B00000 K 2UX )and Tom, I mean Maverick glances over at a nearby cloud and it morphs into Goose giving him the thumbs up which Maverick returns with a salute. Fade to black and roll credits.Wow. I don't know about you, but GOOSEBUMPS!


You missed the part where the bald comander yells at Maverick telling him that he is washed up a thing of the past.  I think that guy is still alive, if not you could probably replace him with Vin Diesel or Fishburn, people wound not even notice.
 
2013-06-27 01:02:06 PM
Look, just because your jelly ass can't be farked to lose weight, doesn't mean a Hollywood actor won't lay off the Big Gulps when a dumptruck of money pulls up to his house.
 
2013-06-27 01:10:54 PM
He feels the need --- THE NEED TO FEED!!!
 
2013-06-27 01:14:30 PM

Saiga410: It Smee: My idea for Top Gun 2


It once again stars Tom Cruise. This time as an F35 fighter pilot. Part of the plot hinges around him being the last "manned" pilot before the air force switches fully over to drones. So you can kind of see where they are going with this. This... is AWESOME! I wish this movie was coming out this week so I could buy two tickets and see it twice. The only way this movie can be any better is if they get Michael Bay to direct it. I want nothing but loud jet noises, fuzzy close ups of jets whipping past at mach speeds, and explosions. God help me, I want so many explosions that the background shot in every scene is something blowing up. Then at the end of the movie once Tom Cruise shoots down all the renegade drones (that turn on us for some reason, North Korean hackers?) and proves once again that man will always be superior to machine (message!) he buzzes the tower and flies off into the sunset while the Top Gun Anthem plays (the one by Harold Faltermeyer;Steve Stevens track 10 here - http://www.amazon.com/Top-Gun-Soundtrack-Harold-Faltermeyer/dp/B00000 K 2UX )and Tom, I mean Maverick glances over at a nearby cloud and it morphs into Goose giving him the thumbs up which Maverick returns with a salute. Fade to black and roll credits.Wow. I don't know about you, but GOOSEBUMPS!

You missed the part where the bald comander yells at Maverick telling him that he is washed up a thing of the past.  I think that guy is still alive, if not you could probably replace him with Vin Diesel or Fishburn, people wound not even notice.


You mean Michael Ironside? That man will live forever. His eyebrows won't let him die.

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He kills bugs good, too.
 
2013-06-27 01:19:22 PM
Top Gun 2: The search for a paycheck
 
2013-06-27 01:19:47 PM
That "fat" guy has gotten 1000x more pussy than you sperging neckbeards have jerked off to.
 
2013-06-27 01:23:19 PM

paswa17: Both from 2013. Looks to be down to 1 1/2 chins - and could probably get the rest of the way into Hollywood shape if he were getting paid for a good role.


That's why celebrities always look better than any of us on film, despite looking hopelessly average or worse in street-shots. The studio is bringing in world-class fitness and dietary experts for Leia and Luke, at no cost to them of course. Han still looks OK for a 70 year-old. And of course there will be makeup.

/recently gained about 20lbs. due to sloth and drinking, and am pissed at myself because I've been slim all my years.
 
2013-06-27 01:25:28 PM
robertus:
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Na-Na-Na-Na- Na-Na-Na-Na-
Na-Na-Na-Na- Na-Na-Na-Na-
FAT MAN!!!!!
 
2013-06-27 01:29:09 PM
I'd rather see him do Real Genius 2.
 
2013-06-27 01:29:14 PM
Saiga410:

You missed the part where the bald comander yells at Maverick telling him that he is washed up a thing of the past.  I think that guy is still alive, if not you could probably replace him with Vin Diesel or Fishburn, people wound not even notice.

James Tolkan is still alive if you'd bothered to Google.

SLACKER!

www.imfdb.org
 
2013-06-27 01:32:44 PM

rickythepenguin: so who is the female equivalent of him, meaning, "incredibly attractive 80s star that compeltely let themself go" and befroe i finished my sentence I just realized KRISTIE ALLEY.  When she was on Cheers (and skinny) she was very, very, very, very hot.  Then she slowly started to pork out and then of course ballooned.

soi maybe other than here (too obvious), who would fit that caterogry?


Well, speaking of Top Gun, WTF happened to Kelly McGillis? She's only 55 but looks like my grandmother:

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And what she used to look like:

cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
 
2013-06-27 01:33:59 PM

enik: That "fat" guy has gotten 1000x more pussy than you sperging neckbeards have jerked off to.


First, I have no neck beard.

Second, 1000x the number of pussies that ANY guy jerked off to would be an insanely huge number.  Lets say a guy jerked off to immages of 1000 different women.  Val would have then have had to have farked 1,000,000 women.  Now since most of the demographic you are attempting to disparage has ready access to internet porn, the base number will likely be in the 1,000,000 range or higher.  I hardly think Val has conquered anywhere near the billion range.
 
2013-06-27 01:34:20 PM
Y'all really should look up videos promoting his current one man show, "Citizen Twain." I'm very close to booking tickets for it while I'm in LA.
 
2013-06-27 01:37:42 PM

thornhill: She's only 55 but looks like my grandmother:


50s IS grandparent age. Sometimes even younger.
 
2013-06-27 02:05:12 PM
Meh on the idea of Top Gun 2. He should reprise his role for a Top Secret sequel.
 
2013-06-27 02:15:48 PM
Why not Gay Perry?
 
2013-06-27 02:21:20 PM

MorePeasPlease: Why not Gay Perry?


blog.cleveland.com
 
2013-06-27 02:24:21 PM

MorePeasPlease: Why not Gay Perry?


Heh - when "The Salton Sea" was mentioned upthread, I thought of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" as one of his other good movies, along with "Spartan" which also features a young and yummy Kristen Bell. I also liked his work in "Thunderheart" and "Wonderland." The guy's got talent, but he seems to be sleepwalking the last decade or so.

But they can retire the movie role of Doc Holliday - Kilmer owns that.
 
2013-06-27 02:48:41 PM

Saiga410: It Smee: My idea for Top Gun 2


It once again stars Tom Cruise. This time as an F35 fighter pilot. Part of the plot hinges around him being the last "manned" pilot before the air force switches fully over to drones. So you can kind of see where they are going with this. This... is AWESOME! I wish this movie was coming out this week so I could buy two tickets and see it twice. The only way this movie can be any better is if they get Michael Bay to direct it. I want nothing but loud jet noises, fuzzy close ups of jets whipping past at mach speeds, and explosions. God help me, I want so many explosions that the background shot in every scene is something blowing up. Then at the end of the movie once Tom Cruise shoots down all the renegade drones (that turn on us for some reason, North Korean hackers?) and proves once again that man will always be superior to machine (message!) he buzzes the tower and flies off into the sunset while the Top Gun Anthem plays (the one by Harold Faltermeyer;Steve Stevens track 10 here - http://www.amazon.com/Top-Gun-Soundtrack-Harold-Faltermeyer/dp/B00000 K 2UX )and Tom, I mean Maverick glances over at a nearby cloud and it morphs into Goose giving him the thumbs up which Maverick returns with a salute. Fade to black and roll credits.Wow. I don't know about you, but GOOSEBUMPS!

You missed the part where the bald comander yells at Maverick telling him that he is washed up a thing of the past.  I think that guy is still alive, if not you could probably replace him with Vin Diesel or Fishburn, people wound not even notice.


And his words get replayed over and over again in Maverick's mind during the montage.
 
2013-06-27 02:56:55 PM
Maybe they can just turn him into a desk flying admiral.
 
2013-06-27 02:59:16 PM
negative, ghostrider; the dining cart is empty
 
2013-06-27 03:06:24 PM

paswa17: [i164.photobucket.com image 214x273][i164.photobucket.com image 500x439]

Both from 2013. Looks to be down to 1 1/2 chins - and could probably get the rest of the way into Hollywood shape if he were getting paid for a good role.


Is that Adam West?
 
2013-06-27 03:14:31 PM
I wouldn't mind a sequel if Val and Tom Cruise play the head instructors at the school, taking over the roles from Tom Skerritt and Michael Ironside.

Thing is, the F14's have long been retired, so what fighters are used at Top Gun, these days?
 
2013-06-27 03:20:13 PM

snoproblem: Thing is, the F14's have long been retired, so what fighters are used at Top Gun, these days?


Probably F/A-18's, but I'm just guessing.
 
2013-06-27 03:29:26 PM
He should star in a remake of the Island of Dr. Moreau -- this time playing Brando, playing Dr Moreau....
 
2013-06-27 03:29:39 PM

enik: That "fat" guy has gotten 1000x more pussy than you sperging neckbeards have jerked off to.


Of course the fact that he probably has 1000x more money than you doesn't mean anything, either.

Nope.

Not at all.
 
2013-06-27 03:44:06 PM

carrion_luggage: He feels the need --- THE NEED TO FEED!!!


damn you! laughing out loud at work!
 
2013-06-27 03:52:15 PM

akula: I doubt he'd still be in the cockpit of an airplane. Maybe CO of the carrier or something. If they were pilots going on 30 years ago I'd expect them to be pretty darn high ranking by now if they stayed in.

Still, Top Gun hasn't held up well. It was a fun 80s movie but no more than that. I'm not sure what a sequel could possibly bring to the table.


Celebrating the end of DADT?
 
2013-06-27 04:03:23 PM
I prefer the sequel idea he has for Heat.
 
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