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2013-06-27 09:26:20 AM
Ok, I laughed pretty hard at that.
 
2013-06-27 09:27:00 AM
lolthulhu.com
 
2013-06-27 09:27:46 AM
Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-27 09:28:06 AM
cdn01.dailycaller.com

Oh, you!
 
2013-06-27 09:29:33 AM
Has he impeached himself?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-06-27 09:29:58 AM
+1 subby
 
2013-06-27 09:30:18 AM
Go back to Africa?
 
2013-06-27 09:31:17 AM

Wyalt Derp: Has he impeached himself?

/DNRTFA


Better

/just click the link
 
2013-06-27 09:31:19 AM
Yes, we are aware of the ACA.
 
2013-06-27 09:31:30 AM
+1, would LOL again
 
2013-06-27 09:31:57 AM

BunkoSquad: Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?


All of the billions. All of them.
 
2013-06-27 09:32:04 AM
I give it 2 out of 5 stars for humor.
 
2013-06-27 09:33:11 AM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-27 09:33:51 AM
Bravo, subby.  Well played.
 
2013-06-27 09:33:54 AM
Okay, I laughed. Good one.
 
2013-06-27 09:34:27 AM

vernonFL: Go back to Africa?


Yup. Same joke that's made every time he visits the country continent.

From WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back in May 2013: http://www.fark.com/comments/7759975/Obama-making-move-requested-by-R e publicans-for-more-than-5-years
This one's a TF link from 4 days ago: http://www.fark.com/comments/7810596

Yawn.
 
2013-06-27 09:37:38 AM
Dr. Dreidel was over the joke bedore it was cool
 
2013-06-27 09:38:15 AM
Before, gosh darn it
 
2013-06-27 09:38:16 AM
myapologies.files.wordpress.com
I wonder if he'll do Bush's fertility dance.
 
2013-06-27 09:38:21 AM

Epoch_Zero: Yes, we are aware of the ACA.


And the sequester deal.
And keeping Guantanamo Bay open.
And continuing Bush-era policies.

/The lib'rullest lib'rul that ever done lib'rulled a lib'rul.
 
2013-06-27 09:40:11 AM

stoli n coke: BunkoSquad: Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?

All of the billions. All of them.


Weird, I was going to say the exact same thing, is it a movie/tv quote or something that I can't quite place at the moment?
 
2013-06-27 09:40:35 AM

EyeballKid: Epoch_Zero: Yes, we are aware of the ACA.

And the sequester deal.
And keeping Guantanamo Bay open.
And continuing Bush-era policies.

/The lib'rullest lib'rul that ever done lib'rulled a lib'rul.


He's also black, which is tantamount to treason!
 
2013-06-27 09:40:51 AM

EyeballKid: Epoch_Zero: Yes, we are aware of the ACA.

And the sequester deal.
And keeping Guantanamo Bay open.
And continuing Bush-era policies.

/The lib'rullest lib'rul that ever done lib'rulled a lib'rul.


I'll give you the first and last, but he TRIED to close Gitmo. Congress refused to pay for it.
 
2013-06-27 09:41:43 AM
But he's coming back, so he's only half taking their advice.
 
2013-06-27 09:41:43 AM

BunkoSquad: Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?


1 trillion, million, billion dollars, every hour!
 
2013-06-27 09:43:26 AM

BunkoSquad: Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?


Quadruple gabillion is the answer
 
2013-06-27 09:43:54 AM
Headline of the year candidate.
 
2013-06-27 09:44:19 AM
His recent trip to Europe was a disaster. Hope this one is a little better.
 
2013-06-27 09:44:48 AM
Bush and/or Family went to Africa 7 times.  Cost > than Obama's trip.

Fox News back then: (crickets)

It's not ok to be presidentin' while black AND spending money on state trips.
 
2013-06-27 09:46:08 AM

Nemo's Brother: His recent trip to Europe was a disaster. Hope this one is a little better.


I am also very concerned.
 
2013-06-27 09:48:10 AM

Nemo's Brother: His recent trip to Europe was a disaster. Hope this one is a little better.


Because the NSA stuff was going on at the same time?  Guess he should have known better than to travel when Bush-era policies come to light.
 
2013-06-27 09:48:35 AM

EyeballKid: Epoch_Zero: Yes, we are aware of the ACA.

And the sequester deal.
And keeping Guantanamo Bay open.
And continuing Bush-era policies.

/The lib'rullest lib'rul that ever done lib'rulled a lib'rul.


Riiiiight.
 
2013-06-27 09:49:27 AM

ManateeGag: BunkoSquad: Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?

1 trillion, million, billion dollars, every hour!


That's just for Michelle's dresses and bodyguards.
 
2013-06-27 09:50:49 AM

EyeballKid: Epoch_Zero: Yes, we are aware of the ACA.

And the sequester deal.
And keeping Guantanamo Bay open.
And continuing Bush-era policies.

/The lib'rullest lib'rul that ever done lib'rulled a lib'rul.


1) It wasn't the greatest thing in hindsight, but who knew that the GOP would act THAT badly?
2) Derp - he tried to close it.
3) Yes, we have a problem with that.

1.5/3, I guess slightly better than your average "random" person who gets a 0/potato most days.
 
2013-06-27 09:50:50 AM
img542.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-27 09:51:37 AM
Oblig.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-27 09:51:58 AM
Obama's Africa trip to-do list

1.  Spend $100 million/day on whatever
2.  Pray at mosque
3.  Receive instructions from Muslim Brotherhood
4.  Attend black supremacist rally
5.  Meet with African leaders and tell them how fun it is to oppress white people
 
2013-06-27 09:52:47 AM

ManateeGag: BunkoSquad: Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?

1 trillion, million, billion dollars, every hour!


ManateeGag: BunkoSquad: Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?

1 trillion, million, billion dollars, every hour!


Jack-o-lantern Carl Sagan is impressed with the vastness of those dollars....

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-27 09:53:05 AM

markfara: ManateeGag: BunkoSquad: Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?

1 trillion, million, billion dollars, every hour!

That's just for Michelle's dresses and bodyguards.


And your wife manages to get by with a potato sack and a hound dog.
The nerve of these uppity ...Um.... People?
 
2013-06-27 09:53:59 AM

imontheinternet: Obama's Africa trip to-do list

1.  Spend $100 million/day on whatever
2.  Pray at mosque
3.  Receive instructions from Muslim Brotherhood
4.  Attend black supremacist rally
5.  Meet with African leaders and tell them how fun it is to oppress white people


And here is the beauty of that list.

You can photoshop that onto a FoxNation.com screenshot, post it a 1000 times here on Fark and it will circulate after people start seeing it hit on GIS.

Viola!  Poe's Law incarnate!
 
2013-06-27 09:54:16 AM

imontheinternet: [myapologies.files.wordpress.com image 500x323]
I wonder if he'll do Bush's fertility dance.


Obama was later taped performing the D-Slang with the president of Zimbabwe.
 
2013-06-27 09:54:41 AM

coeyagi: EyeballKid: Epoch_Zero: Yes, we are aware of the ACA.

And the sequester deal.
And keeping Guantanamo Bay open.
And continuing Bush-era policies.

/The lib'rullest lib'rul that ever done lib'rulled a lib'rul.

1) It wasn't the greatest thing in hindsight, but who knew that the GOP would act THAT badly?
2) Derp - he tried to close it.
3) Yes, we have a problem with that.

1.5/3, I guess slightly better than your average "random" person who gets a 0/potato most days.


Sorry, the point I was making was that this president, who's been accused of being such a radical liberal, is anything but. I am starting to imagine his negotiating with Republicans is akin to the negotiation skills of Tommy Boy.
 
2013-06-27 09:57:08 AM

EyeballKid: coeyagi: EyeballKid: Epoch_Zero: Yes, we are aware of the ACA.

And the sequester deal.
And keeping Guantanamo Bay open.
And continuing Bush-era policies.

/The lib'rullest lib'rul that ever done lib'rulled a lib'rul.

1) It wasn't the greatest thing in hindsight, but who knew that the GOP would act THAT badly?
2) Derp - he tried to close it.
3) Yes, we have a problem with that.

1.5/3, I guess slightly better than your average "random" person who gets a 0/potato most days.

Sorry, the point I was making was that this president, who's been accused of being such a radical liberal, is anything but. I am starting to imagine his negotiating with Republicans is akin to the negotiation skills of Tommy Boy.


Cue the photoshop of "Obama_Literally_Holds_Gun_to_Head_of_John_Boehner.jpg"

When people elect rigid ideologues to congress, that's what you get.
 
2013-06-27 09:57:45 AM
Presidential trips to somewhere other than China are really rather boring these days.  Heck, having Putin slouch in a chair next to you in a surly fashion doesn't even have the caché of having Yeltsin slouch in a chair next to you in a drunken fashion.
 
2013-06-27 09:58:49 AM

coeyagi: Oblig.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 257x400]


Who orders champagne with caviar?  farking amateurs, that's who.  The only thing to drink with caviar is vodak.

You think they'd have made a better fake, really. $44 Bollinger. Jesus. Show some goddamn pride in trolling, and make something even the tiniest bit plausible.
 
2013-06-27 09:59:55 AM
EyeballKid:

Sorry, the point I was making was that this president, who's been accused of being such a radical liberal, is anything but.

A radical Liberal? On what farking planet do you get your news from? I've heard him called all kinds of crazy, hateful, disturbing things.... But RADICAL LIBERAL????? 
That's almost too funny... I think I'll favorite you a nice red 3 Funny Guy.
 
2013-06-27 10:00:26 AM

BunkoSquad: Have our conservative friends decided yet how many billions of dollars they think this trip is costing them per day?


"Rep. George Holding, North Carolina Republican, said on the House floor earlier this month that the White House could have 1,350 weeks of White House tours "for the cost of this trip to Africa." "
 
2013-06-27 10:00:38 AM
This is great for Obama.  His other choice was to go back to Chicago.
 
2013-06-27 10:00:46 AM

Ricardo Klement: Presidential trips to somewhere other than China are really rather boring these days.  Heck, having Putin slouch in a chair next to you in a surly fashion doesn't even have the caché of having Yeltsin slouch in a chair next to you in a drunken fashion.


That's why Obama is spending 100 million.  To spice things up a bit.

Can you imagine the president of Tanzania after trying Purple Drank and blow?

"Jamani!" (similar to "Holy Sh*t!)
"Hivyo ni bomba!" (similar to "That is the bomb!")
"Unataka malaya fulani, rais?"  ("Do you want some hookers, Mr. President?")
 
2013-06-27 10:00:48 AM

Ricardo Klement: Presidential trips to somewhere other than China are really rather boring these days.  Heck, having Putin slouch in a chair next to you in a surly fashion doesn't even have the caché of having Yeltsin slouch in a chair next to you in a drunken fashion.


How awkward do you think it is for Putin? Here he is, a totalitarian dictator, and he's sitting next to a guy whose country talks shiat about totalitarian dictators all the time, and all he can do about it is take it out on a local riot grrrrl band. It's enough to make you wanna take a bunch of shirtless hunting pics and have a journalist poisoned.

I guess what I'm saying is, Putin's a punk ass biatch.
 
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