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(Metro)   It's just a natural progression from raising kittens to stripping... for men   (metro.co.uk) divider line 11
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2013-06-27 11:04:18 AM
It's a natural progression of pussy.
 
2013-06-27 11:04:49 AM
I just wanted to say I'd MUCH rather look at pictures of a naked Channing Tatum than a naked Carol Channing.

:/
 
2013-06-27 11:06:36 AM

xanadian: I just wanted to say I'd MUCH rather look at pictures of a naked Channing Tatum than a naked Carol Channing.

:/


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than to have a frontal lobotomy.
 
2013-06-27 11:11:46 AM

xanadian: I just wanted to say I'd MUCH rather look at pictures of a naked Channing Tatum than a naked Carol Channing.

:/



Now you've done it.

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2013-06-27 11:14:17 AM

Sybarite: xanadian: I just wanted to say I'd MUCH rather look at pictures of a naked Channing Tatum than a naked Carol Channing.

:/


Now you've done it.

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2013-06-27 11:30:39 AM

Sybarite: xanadian: I just wanted to say I'd MUCH rather look at pictures of a naked Channing Tatum than a naked Carol Channing.

:/


Now you've done it.

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Can we add Tatum O'Neil into the mix?
 
2013-06-27 11:35:00 AM
He's also stripping for women.
 
2013-06-27 11:35:39 AM
FUNFACT:  "I was a pusswrangler for the Counteeeee."  was the original lyric to Glen Campbell's  Wicheta LIneman but the ASPCA picketed his Grand Ole' Opry appearances and forced his hand.
 
2013-06-27 11:56:08 AM

Diogenes: xanadian: I just wanted to say I'd MUCH rather look at pictures of a naked Channing Tatum than a naked Carol Channing.

:/

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than to have a frontal lobotomy.


Is your name Edward Drood by chance?
 
2013-06-27 01:06:55 PM
I would eat Channing Tatum's poop.
 
2013-06-27 01:38:39 PM
I have two Channing Tatum stories if you'll allow me a CSS moment!

The first: I supposedly walked by his half-naked self. This was in late summer of 2011. I was in work-related training in St. Francisville, LA, in a hotel called Lodge at the Bluffs. I was the only one from my training group who chose to stay there (I was on good terms with the hotel owner). The rest of the hotel was held by wedding parties, supervisors of a road crew, and a movie crew. It was fairly common knowledge around town that GI Joe 2 was filming somewhere nearby, and the movie crew was staying at various hotels in town (including the Bluffs), but it was believed the actors were staying in Baton Rouge.

Enter my encounter with possibly-Tatum. This is one of those hotels where all doors open outside to a patio-style walkway, and I was walking to the receptionists area to pick up mail. During this I pass a muscular mostly-naked wet guy who was coming back from the pool. I gave him a glance because hey, free beefcake, and go about my business. He paused and just stared as I walked by, then carried on. During this, one of the road crew supervisors was sprawled in a rocking chair by his room door. When I came back, this exchange happened.

Road Crew supervisor: Do you know who that guy was?
Me: What guy?
Him: That naked muscle hunk.
Me: Nope.
Him: That was Channing Tatum.
Me: Who?

So he loans me "Step Up" and the first GI Joe. All I parsed from watching both is that Arnold Vosloo might be involved, and I requested a mostly naked Arnold Vosloo when I returned the DVDs. I will never know for certain if it was actually him or if the supervisor was farking with me.

The second (much shorter). Fast forward to spring of 2012. Magic Mike is apparently a thing, and I'm working with two female coworkers at the Grand Gulf plant as they fangirl. I relate the above exchange, and say frankly 'you can have him.' My coworkers then tell me that I'm an old soul. This was compounded by me spending time making a list of actors hotter than Robert Pattinson (I stopped at twenty-five I think).

Seriously though he doesn't even make my 'freebie five' list, which at this point is RDJ, Hugh Jackman, Tom Hiddleston, Oded Fehr, and Milla Jovovich.

/single anyway
//but freebie lists are perfectly cromulent
 
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