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(WTSP)   All girl teen burglary ring gets sentenced to hard time, emphasis on hard   (wtsp.com) divider line 52
    More: Florida, Sarasota, jail sentences, burglary, Caroline Catarzi  
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2013-06-27 08:13:30 AM  
No, emphasis on EYE BLEACH PLEASE.
 
2013-06-27 09:06:22 AM  

gopher321: No, emphasis on EYE BLEACH PLEASE.


Meh. I've be burglarized by worse.
 
2013-06-27 09:13:03 AM  
For the meth I'm guessing.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-27 09:14:50 AM  
Without the meth I'd have a go at them.

/kinda desperate
 
2013-06-27 11:51:34 AM  
atthemovieswithsilver.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-27 11:57:20 AM  
Could we amend the sentence to Clearasil?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-06-27 11:59:06 AM  
Wasn't there a Linda Blair movie about this?
 
2013-06-27 12:18:28 PM  
It's good to see girl bands are making a comeback.

/They got the beat.
 
2013-06-27 12:20:30 PM  
#1: In a pinch/after 6 beers
#2: have her bathed and brought to my room, please
#3: meth is a helluva drug
#4: meth is still a helluva drug
 
2013-06-27 12:29:19 PM  
Samantha Smith == Young Mags Bennett?
 
2013-06-27 12:29:48 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: [atthemovieswithsilver.files.wordpress.com image 539x359]



Yeah, I'm going to have to go with the Hollywood version on this one.
 
2013-06-27 12:57:27 PM  
INCARCERATED!

"Ow, my freedom!"
 
2013-06-27 01:24:32 PM  

brap: Could we amend the sentence to Clearasil?


Teen Girl Burglary Squad!
 
2013-06-27 01:25:04 PM  
1 cute, 1 passable, 2 ugly

// you're welcome
 
2013-06-27 01:25:06 PM  
Well at least one is smiling that makes her look better.

Im guessing their prostitution ring wasent panning out.
 
2013-06-27 01:29:19 PM  
No, No, No, and No.
/sharp knees.
//oblig.
 
2013-06-27 01:30:36 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

I can't do another nickel!
 
2013-06-27 01:30:50 PM  
Apparently they did not get the memo that you have to be attractive to get away with crimes.
 
2013-06-27 01:35:00 PM  
Too lazy, was looking for a comic panel

Sentances do...
(puts on glasses)
...hard time."
 
2013-06-27 01:36:11 PM  
Um, giggity?

DNRTFA
 
2013-06-27 01:39:53 PM  
It may have been a Teen Girl burglary ring, but that judge sure as hell handed down some Big Boy time - 10 years apiece for 3 of them.
 
2013-06-27 01:40:38 PM  

vpb: Wasn't there a Linda Blair movie about this?


if that's the movie i think it is, my wife went to highschool with the real girls who did that stuff (the dance squad turned armed robbers)
 
2013-06-27 01:42:20 PM  
Let's play "Who turned state's evidence?"

Caroline Catarzi pleaded guilty to 14 burglaries, plus six counts of dealing in stolen property and providing false information to a pawn broker. She received a 10-year prison sentence with one year community control and four years of drug offender probation.

Alyssa Conrad pleaded guilty to 14 burglaries, plus eight counts of dealing in stolen property and providing false information to a pawn broker. She received a 10-year prison sentence with one year community control and four years of drug offender probation.

Samantha Smith pleaded guilty to seven burglary charges, plus four counts of dealing in stolen property and providing false information to a pawn broker. She received a four-year prison sentence and 10 years of probation.

Brandy Kinney pleaded guilty to six burglary charges and was sentenced to just under a year in jail with four years of probation.


"Boy, this is a no brainer, Harry. looks like Brandy cried first. She's got four years of probation and a year of jail time."

Yeah. That's probably 'time served," too. But look at Samantha. She only plead out to half the crimes. Late comer the the crime family or did give up something to the DA?

"Tough call, Harry. All those ladies locked together. Only they know who turned first."

Well, I'm going with Brandy crying and Samantha getting a real lawyer supplied by her daddy. The family went with the prison time to get her through rehab. She'll probably do minimum or medical facility.

"Well, let's go back to the court. See if anyone gets an elbow as they're lead away from the judge...."
 
hej [TotalFark]
2013-06-27 01:43:39 PM  
Nope. Probably. Nope. Maybe.
 
2013-06-27 01:47:18 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: It may have been a Teen Girl burglary ring, but that judge sure as hell handed down some Big Boy time - 10 years apiece for 3 of them.


That's what I thought too.
Lifetime documentary coming soon.
 
2013-06-27 01:47:30 PM  
2, 3, & 4. Clean em up a bit & I'm all over it.

//sorry after 33 years of marriage I dont have many chance to get all over anything anymore.

///I'll crawl back to my corner now....
 
2013-06-27 01:51:07 PM  
#4 = Herman Munster
 
2013-06-27 01:57:32 PM  
www.theblindcard.com
 
2013-06-27 02:09:36 PM  
Once again I am forced, FORCED to wade through that site's "Hot Mugshots" slide show.

FORCED!
 
2013-06-27 02:11:32 PM  

pute kisses like a man: vpb: Wasn't there a Linda Blair movie about this?

if that's the movie i think it is, my wife went to highschool with the real girls who did that stuff (the dance squad turned armed robbers)


Kingwood?
 
2013-06-27 02:12:38 PM  
They were right about you!!
 
2013-06-27 02:17:46 PM  
I've seen this movie before
 
2013-06-27 02:20:38 PM  
No, yes, no, yes.
 
2013-06-27 02:25:21 PM  

unlikely


Samantha Smith == Young Mags Bennett?


"...it was already in your glass."
 
2013-06-27 02:35:19 PM  
They'll be much better looking in the Lifetime movie.
 
2013-06-27 02:38:35 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 267x189]

I can't do another nickel!


Fark never disappoints
 
2013-06-27 02:47:27 PM  
Brandy Kinney pleaded guilty to six burglary charges and was sentenced to just under a year in jail with four years of probation.
[Others were ten years, ten years, four years]


I wonder who flipped first.
 
2013-06-27 02:56:16 PM  
Samantha Smith pleaded guilty to seven burglary charges, plus four counts of dealing in stolen property and providing false information to a pawn broker.

That is a law, providing false information to a pawn broker that probably knows better anyway is a crime?

The law is stacked too much against the criminal, while cops have to be caught in the act by  another officer that won't turn a blind eye to even get a paid vacation.
 
2013-06-27 03:11:17 PM  
I can't believe that many burglaries resulted in that little time, even for the one that got it the worst.  Burglary is a serious felony, if these hadn't been little white girls, they'd have been doing twice as much.
 
2013-06-27 03:23:26 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Their boss is going to be pissed.
 
2013-06-27 03:45:04 PM  
www.thefancarpet.com

/yes, please
 
2013-06-27 04:51:09 PM  

DrFaustus: I can't believe that many burglaries resulted in that little time, even for the one that got it the worst.  Burglary is a serious felony, if these hadn't been little white girls, they'd have been doing twice as much.


I think the fact that it doesn't appear that they were armed when they were doing the crime has a lot to do with it.
 
2013-06-27 05:06:39 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: DrFaustus: I can't believe that many burglaries resulted in that little time, even for the one that got it the worst.  Burglary is a serious felony, if these hadn't been little white girls, they'd have been doing twice as much.

I think the fact that it doesn't appear that they were armed when they were doing the crime has a lot to do with it.


Being armed has nothing to do with the crime of burglary.  They broke into someone's home with the intent to commit a felony.  That's a very serious crime.
 
2013-06-27 06:42:10 PM  
10 years is no joke, hope it was worth it ladies. I know a guy that came home from work, couldn't get into his own house, broke a window, found his girlfriend in bed with another guy, beat the shiat out of him, and got a burglary charge for that and a kidnapping charge because he moved him over a foot against his will when he threw him outside. He did 70 months day for day.
 
2013-06-27 06:59:07 PM  

90supraT: 10 years is no joke, hope it was worth it ladies. I know a guy that came home from work, couldn't get into his own house, broke a window, found his girlfriend in bed with another guy, beat the shiat out of him, and got a burglary charge for that and a kidnapping charge because he moved him over a foot against his will when he threw him outside. He did 70 months day for day.


raccoonnookkeeper.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-27 07:17:50 PM  
They should have stolen some Proactive

/Face wash?
 
2013-06-27 08:18:32 PM  
#4 looks like she enjoys swallowing a load or two. If you know what  I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-27 08:24:43 PM  

thewulf: [www.thefancarpet.com image 500x350]

/yes, please


Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!
 
2013-06-27 10:39:17 PM  
Please please please let them be hot.

DAMN
 
2013-06-28 05:48:55 AM  

Macular Degenerate: Please please please let them be hot.

DAMN


Even you say that and i'm still going to click to look....

UGH!
 
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