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(CBS Pittsburgh)   "Give me all your money...and your condom"   (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line 26
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3154 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2013 at 12:00 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-27 12:03:06 PM  
Worse:  He then said, "Take your pants off boy."
 
2013-06-27 12:03:45 PM  
Was it new or used?
 
2013-06-27 12:04:04 PM  
Actually, the robbers only wanted the condom.
 
2013-06-27 12:04:41 PM  
Ironically, he had it for protection...
 
2013-06-27 12:07:17 PM  
Was it full of heroin?
 
2013-06-27 12:09:21 PM  
*insert obligatory rape joke
 
2013-06-27 12:13:11 PM  
idBeCrazyif:
*insert obligatory rape joke


I already did!
 
2013-06-27 12:19:50 PM  
You see!!!!????!! DOMA gets shot down and gays are out robbing people in the streets!!
 
2013-06-27 12:20:28 PM  
hmmm. So.

Your condom or your life.
Stop or my penis will shoot.
 
2013-06-27 12:29:55 PM  
At least he wasn't wearing it at the time.
 
2013-06-27 12:31:16 PM  

SirEattonHogg: idBeCrazyif:
*insert obligatory rape joke


I already did!


I meant to have it in there twice, remember we really like rape
 
2013-06-27 12:31:43 PM  

rnatalie: At least he wasn't wearing it at the time.


And how do we know that, pray tell?
 
2013-06-27 12:33:27 PM  
That website robbed me of some of my sanity.

It's amazing how drenched with ads "news" websites are.  I'm sure I could have punched the monkey and got a free netzero account if I looked around a bit more.
 
2013-06-27 12:34:24 PM  
Don't take a "this gum tastes funny" truckstop grafitti to a knifefight doesn't roll of the tongue and is pretty much completely nonsensical but it is applicable here.
 
2013-06-27 12:36:49 PM  
That FU*KER!
 
2013-06-27 12:47:26 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
"rubber robber"
 
2013-06-27 12:50:37 PM  

IRQ12: That website robbed me of some of my sanity.

It's amazing how drenched with ads "news" websites are.  I'm sure I could have punched the monkey and got a free netzero account if I looked around a bit more.


Worse yet, they've employed Disqus.  Those Disqus moderators make their fark counterparts look... um... respectable.
 
2013-06-27 01:06:09 PM  

tuna fingers: IRQ12: That website robbed me of some of my sanity.

It's amazing how drenched with ads "news" websites are.  I'm sure I could have punched the monkey and got a free netzero account if I looked around a bit more.

Worse yet, they've employed Disqus.  Those Disqus moderators make their fark counterparts look... um... respectable.


Disqus doesn't moderate comments, someone on the site's staff does.  Disqus just provides the infrastructure.

However Disqus posts every comment you make on your own public Web page at http://disqus.com/[yourdiscusID]

Anyone can read your comments history and see where you comment.  Any Disqus user can receiver notifications any time you leave a comment somewhere.
 
2013-06-27 01:07:49 PM  
Damn, my fingers are failing today.  But you'll figure it out.
 
2013-06-27 01:10:55 PM  
idbecrazyif:

I meant to have it in there twice, remember we really like rape


We really like rape only if it involves clowns, otherwise we're being insensitive.
 
2013-06-27 01:12:36 PM  

SirEattonHogg: idbecrazyif:

I meant to have it in there twice, remember we really like rape


We really like rape only if it involves clowns, otherwise we're being insensitive.


Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
 
2013-06-27 01:39:43 PM  
Did this robbery take place in a public bathroom or at a rest area?
 
2013-06-27 01:41:56 PM  

PizzaJedi81: SirEattonHogg: idbecrazyif:

I meant to have it in there twice, remember we really like rape


We really like rape only if it involves clowns, otherwise we're being insensitive.

Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.


Should I fap to that?
 
2013-06-27 01:56:33 PM  

PizzaJedi81: SirEattonHogg: idbecrazyif:

I meant to have it in there twice, remember we really like rape


We really like rape only if it involves clowns, otherwise we're being insensitive.

Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.



shiatiputupwith.jpg
 
2013-06-27 03:16:14 PM  

davidphogan: PizzaJedi81: SirEattonHogg: idbecrazyif:

I meant to have it in there twice, remember we really like rape


We really like rape only if it involves clowns, otherwise we're being insensitive.

Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.

Should I fap to that?


I did.
 
2013-06-28 06:41:59 PM  
so that's how the pope gets people to give up rubbers
 
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