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2013-06-27 12:07:05 PM
But the state attorney's office said there wasn't enough evidence to file criminal charges, so none of the cases would be headed to court.

Heh, of course there's not.
 
2013-06-27 12:38:34 PM
There is something about women dressed in black business formal wear.....

mmmmmmmm


Sorry, what were we talking about?
 
2013-06-27 12:43:36 PM
A fireman named in the report even admitted to having sex with the woman in car outside the funeral reception for a cop killed on duty in 2011.

He wanted to see her again, but forgot to get her name or number. What to do?
 
2013-06-27 12:48:34 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-27 12:48:50 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2013-06-27 12:49:31 PM
Funerals make me stiff.
 
2013-06-27 12:50:47 PM
khitsicker

16 seconds.

My first photo wouldn't post or I'm almost sure we'd have had a simulpost .
 
2013-06-27 12:50:55 PM

basemetal: But the state attorney's office said there wasn't enough evidence to file criminal charges, so none of the cases would be headed to court.

Heh, of course there's not.


The fact that she admitted to consensual sex with half a dozen colleagues might have something to do with that..,
 
WGJ
2013-06-27 12:51:27 PM
It would be nice if the women has a yet to be determined STD that will take down the entire Police and Fire Departments
 
2013-06-27 12:52:04 PM
So they identify the 11 males involved in the case but not the female employee.  While a few of the episodes were labeled as unwanted the majority seemed to be consensual.  No double standards here.
 
2013-06-27 12:52:22 PM
Sluts are awesome
 
2013-06-27 12:52:42 PM

ChipNASA: khitsicker

16 seconds.

My first photo wouldn't post or I'm almost sure we'd have had a simulpost .


your mistake was you hit the preview lol :)

/great minds etc.
 
2013-06-27 12:52:45 PM
The town bicycle
 
2013-06-27 12:54:03 PM
White Scrubs can relate.
 
2013-06-27 12:54:08 PM
The town pump.
 
2013-06-27 12:57:25 PM

zerkalo: The town bicycle


DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: The town pump.

doorknob...


/ a key that can open any lock is a 'master' key... a lock that can be opened by any key is a shiatty lock.

 
2013-06-27 12:58:29 PM
kpbs.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com

SSSt! SSSt!  ....Licorice?
 
2013-06-27 12:58:36 PM
Before I can judge: open casket or closed?
 
2013-06-27 01:02:04 PM

Super Chronic: Before I can judge: open casket or closed?


Well then it matters who is in the casket
 
2013-06-27 01:04:14 PM
I think what the headline fails to emphasize is that about a dozen cops banged the SAME WOMAN over a reasonably short period of time.  And now she's claiming harassment?

That reminds me of a girl I worked with who was there as a foreign exchange employee who was there for 8 months, banged 6 co-workers (and others) and when one of the managers told her a crude joke, she filed a complaint.  Which got thrown out...because she had no problem banging a truckload of guys prior.
 
2013-06-27 01:06:56 PM
 zerkalo: The town bicycle

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: The town pump.

doorknob...everybody gets a turn

train tracks... she's been laid all over town.
 
2013-06-27 01:08:28 PM
I bet the Florida State attorney's office has processcuted cases with flimsier evidence than all of these cops have against them. The DA should just try the first few cops in court and let the jury decide innocence or guilt.
 
2013-06-27 01:09:22 PM
Round round got around, she got around.  Yeah.
Got around round round she  got around
she  got around
Got around round round she  got around
From cop to cop
Got around round round she  got around
Shes gettin bugged driving up and down the same old town
Shes gotta finda new place where the cops are hip
Her pu$$y and t!ts are getting real well known
Yeah, the whole town knows her and won't leave her alone
 
2013-06-27 01:12:58 PM
Is this like the girl from silver linings play book? Sounds like there is something wrong with her mentally considering the details in the article. Even then all of the men consensual, but if there was even one who wasn't then that needs to be tried and not considering the other instances.
 
2013-06-27 01:13:35 PM

The Lone Gunman: I think what the headline fails to emphasize is that about a dozen cops banged the SAME WOMAN over a reasonably short period of time.  And now she's claiming harassment?

That reminds me of a girl I worked with who was there as a foreign exchange employee who was there for 8 months, banged 6 co-workers (and others) and when one of the managers told her a crude joke, she filed a complaint.  Which got thrown out...because she had no problem banging a truckload of guys prior.


Does having sex with multiple people mean that she shouldn't be offended when people tell crude jokes? I don't see the line of reasoning here. I'm sure people in the office have kids, meaning they have probably had sex also. Should they not be offended at crude jokes either?
 
2013-06-27 01:17:03 PM
When she was a kid, she heard this Zappa tune and took it to heart. So did she become the Crew Slut!
 
2013-06-27 01:17:35 PM
i live in lakeland floriduh & the lpd are fascists~
 
2013-06-27 01:21:21 PM
is her name Michelle?  (the pass-around girl) (probably even searching for that is nsfw)
 
2013-06-27 01:26:17 PM

fredsnake: i live in lakeland floriduh & the lpd are fascists~


yeah but look who they have to work with....

;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BON-o50n5Rw
 
2013-06-27 01:27:56 PM

Sofa King Smart: zerkalo: The town bicycle

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: The town pump.

doorknob...


/ a key that can open any lock is a 'master' key... a lock that can be opened by any key is a shiatty lock.


A key that can open any lock?

A Weatherby.
 
2013-06-27 01:37:42 PM
Did they make her shake out her bra too?
 
2013-06-27 01:37:54 PM

fredsnake: i live in lakeland floriduh & the lpd are fascists~


mimg.ugo.com
Knows a thing or two about fascist police.
 
2013-06-27 01:43:17 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Does having sex with multiple people mean that she shouldn't be offended when people tell crude jokes? I don't see the line of reasoning here. I'm sure people in the office have kids, meaning they have probably had sex also. Should they not be offended at crude jokes either?


If you are old enough to do the mommy and daddy dance then you should be mature enough to let a joke pass.

Also -- banging A co-worker? Fine Banging two co-workers -- Whatever people are only human. Banging multiple co-workers is HIGHLY inappropriate and its just asking for morale problems in the work place. Its like an exponential curve -- The more people she bangs the higher the chances of someone getting caught in the gears while the machine is running.
 
2013-06-27 02:08:34 PM

mikefinch: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Does having sex with multiple people mean that she shouldn't be offended when people tell crude jokes? I don't see the line of reasoning here. I'm sure people in the office have kids, meaning they have probably had sex also. Should they not be offended at crude jokes either?

If you are old enough to do the mommy and daddy dance then you should be mature enough to let a joke pass.

Also -- banging A co-worker? Fine Banging two co-workers -- Whatever people are only human. Banging multiple co-workers is HIGHLY inappropriate and its just asking for morale problems in the work place. Its like an exponential curve -- The more people she bangs the higher the chances of someone getting caught in the gears while the machine is running.


Then that should be in the hiring contract. It doesn't give you license to harass women at work.
 
2013-06-27 02:16:13 PM
"some of it forced"

So, when is rape no longer rape? Prostitutes can't be raped? Wives can't be raped? This woman is bangin' all my coworkers, so I'm gonna have a go, even if she says no.

This reminds me of those court decisions that because a woman was dressed provocatively, she was asking for it (implicit consent through skimpy dress code... ie. no panties).
 
2013-06-27 02:22:31 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: mikefinch: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Does having sex with multiple people mean that she shouldn't be offend...

Then that should be in the hiring contract. It doesn't give you license to harass women at work.


Then they should have a clearly defined list of what jokes are offensive and what jokes aren't. Tit for tat if you will.

You cant go sleep with half the office and then act like your delicate sensibilities have been offended by some off colour joke. Its having your cake and eating it too. Either your an adult who can treat adult situations with temperance and reason and a grain of salt or you cant.
 
2013-06-27 03:02:20 PM

farm machine: So they identify the 11 males involved in the case but not the female employee.  While a few of the episodes were labeled as unwanted the majority seemed to be consensual.  No double standards here.


Ah. So sexual assault is now merely an "unwanted episode." Got it.

/mugging = unwanted gifting
//assault = unwanted hugging
///murder = unwanted suicide
 
2013-06-27 04:09:38 PM
"But...when he did the UFIA, I screamed until I was blue in the face. The same color as the uniform pants that were around his ankles..."
 
2013-06-27 06:18:22 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Does having sex with multiple people mean that she shouldn't be offended when people tell crude jokes?


Yes.
 
2013-06-27 06:20:55 PM
www.beighton4life.co.uk
 
2013-06-27 07:42:25 PM

JohnnyApocalypse: "some of it forced"

So, when is rape no longer rape? Prostitutes can't be raped? Wives can't be raped? This woman is bangin' all my coworkers, so I'm gonna have a go, even if she says no.

This reminds me of those court decisions that because a woman was dressed provocatively, she was asking for it (implicit consent through skimpy dress code... ie. no panties).


I doubt it can be called rape if no complaint was filed and the supposed victim voluntarily has sex with the rapist later.  I do see where the point could be made of a terrified victim who surrenders themselves to torment to avoid worse abuse.  However, in this case, it appears more like black-mail sex than rape.  'You've done it before and you'll do it again or certain folks will find out about what you've been doing' scenario.  I doubt she is a victim, but more of 'I hope to get a payout' exploiter who is likely to end up no better off than the others involved in the sex scandal.
 
2013-06-27 08:12:32 PM

lack of warmth: 'You've done it before and you'll do it again or certain folks will find out about what you've been doing' scenario.


Actually, that is still rape
 
2013-06-28 07:19:29 AM
Some of the alleged sex acts were forced on the woman and amounted to sexual harassment

Um. Isn't that rape?

/oh right
//only for everyone else
 
2013-06-28 09:09:28 AM
You've done it before and you'll do it again or certain folks will find out about what you've been doing' scenario.

Actually, that is still rape


No, it's just blackmail.
 
2013-06-28 11:18:02 AM

abhorrent1: Some of the alleged sex acts were forced on the woman and amounted to sexual harassment

Um. Isn't that rape?

/oh right
//only for everyone else


sexual harassment = rape????
 
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