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(Boing Boing)   Tapir penis is almost as terrifying as echidna (Not safe for work, female tapirs)   (boingboing.net) divider line 41
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2013-06-27 11:47:55 AM
It says here that the babies lose their pajama-like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?
 
2013-06-27 11:48:00 AM
Is that a Tapir penis or are you just happy to see me?
 
2013-06-27 11:48:47 AM
I'm gonna get me one of them echidna weeners and I'm gonna use it to scrub my dishes.
 
2013-06-27 11:49:33 AM
WOW! I totally wish I could get my nose to twitch like that.
 
2013-06-27 11:49:43 AM
the size queens are gonna love this one!
 
2013-06-27 11:52:46 AM
Tapir sex involves trigonometry:

Sine p: rip at tapir penis
 
2013-06-27 11:54:50 AM
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2013-06-27 11:58:02 AM
Hunt and kill the the White Belly Tapir to craft the Extended Munitions Pouch.
 
2013-06-27 11:59:19 AM
It's amusing how long the male tapir takes to stick it in because he keeps missing.
 
2013-06-27 12:00:42 PM
And now, the punch line:

"It's been working out great, doc, but I sure wish it would stop shoving peanuts up my butt."
 
2013-06-27 12:04:38 PM
I'm surprised at how tapered the thing is.
 
2013-06-27 12:09:48 PM
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2013-06-27 12:13:37 PM
That female is really gonna get some sand in her vagina...
 
2013-06-27 12:15:31 PM
I stumbled across a Tapir at the zoo a few years back displaying his endowment.  Dude was just minding his own business, must have just had a morning wood or something.  But the damn head was waving back and forth between his legs like it was a snake or something.  Creeped the hell out of me.
 
2013-06-27 12:16:27 PM
It's a tapered tapir penis.
 
2013-06-27 12:16:50 PM

Fluid: It's amusing how long the male tapir takes to stick it in because he keeps missing.


God help us all if they ever develop a laser guidance system.
 
2013-06-27 12:27:14 PM
i31.photobucket.com

Those are genticles!
 
2013-06-27 12:33:10 PM
www.theblindcard.com

At a Texas airport terminal. NOT photoshopped. I don't remember cowboys wearing their pistol in this fashion. Maybe the artist is making a statement about the fine men in Texas. Yeah, that's it.
 
2013-06-27 12:33:26 PM
For those who have not found the zefrank YouTube channel:

True facts about the tapir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJm6nDnR2SE

/Be careful, though, you can get sucked in for hours. If you do, be sure to watch the True Facts about Morgan Freeman.
 
2013-06-27 12:38:03 PM

vbob: [www.theblindcard.com image 500x679]

At a Texas airport terminal. NOT photoshopped. I don't remember cowboys wearing their pistol in this fashion. Maybe the artist is making a statement about the fine men in Texas. Yeah, that's it.


I'm guessing it's his other hand.  The statue of William Penn on top of city hall in Philadelphia looks like it has an exposed penis if you look at it from one side:

www.weirdus.com

But from another angle it becomes clear that it's his hand:

i.crackedcdn.com
 
2013-06-27 12:41:20 PM
oh look here honey....it says that the males name is John Holmes....well isn't that a weird name.
 
2013-06-27 12:42:05 PM
www.icbe.org

Gloosecap - near Truro NS  (they got him "fixed" tho).
 
2013-06-27 12:43:24 PM
Sure - but unlike the echidna, the tapir doesn't have its own Zappa song.
 
2013-06-27 12:59:29 PM
so.... now I can say I'm hung like a tapir- was getting tired of the horse or donkey reference

/yup
 
2013-06-27 01:06:00 PM

weasil: For those who have not found the zefrank YouTube channel:

True facts about the tapir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJm6nDnR2SE

/Be careful, though, you can get sucked in for hours. If you do, be sure to watch the True Facts about Morgan Freeman.


True Facts about Dung Beetles is probably my all time fave.
 
2013-06-27 01:07:09 PM
So why the fascination with the male organ?
 
2013-06-27 01:07:57 PM

HailRobonia: It says here that the babies lose their pajama-like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?


I didn't click on the article. I just saw it was about tapirs and clicked on this thread to see if this was here/make this reference. I'm happy to see this thread is over in one.
 
2013-06-27 01:10:32 PM
knuckledraggin.com

Their penis ain't the only thing scary about tapirs ...
 
2013-06-27 01:17:35 PM
 
2013-06-27 01:21:31 PM
Animal parts are not safe for work?  What a ridiculous culture you have.  What ridiculous people you are.
 
2013-06-27 01:23:49 PM
My penis is also tapered. What of it?

PS. How YOU doin'?
 
2013-06-27 02:01:34 PM
Wow! I can make my mine dance but not like that.
 
2013-06-27 03:36:21 PM

FARK rebel soldier: I'm gonna get me one of them echidna weeners and I'm gonna use it to scrub my dishes.


Roflmao!!!!!
 
2013-06-27 03:47:29 PM
BOING BOING INDEED !
 
2013-06-27 04:07:02 PM

Spanky McStupid: [knuckledraggin.com image 500x667]

Their penis ain't the only thing scary about tapirs ...


URINE DANGER!  Bwahahaha

/you're in danger only if you're within 7 - 10 ft.
//I don't know why I found that as funny as I did.
 
2013-06-27 04:45:19 PM
He started hard and then sort of tapired off.
 
2013-06-27 07:21:01 PM
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2013-06-27 07:31:15 PM
Skleenar:
I stumbled across a Tapir at the zoo a few years back displaying his endowment.  Dude was just minding his own business, must have just had a morning wood or something.  But the damn head was waving back and forth between his legs like it was a snake or something.  Creeped the hell out of me.

As the video demonstrates, lacking hands, you really do need a prehensile penis to successfully fark.  We're pretty much the odd species out here.
 
2013-06-27 09:53:07 PM
Want to see a scary penis? Duck dick. Seriously, that's... Not cool.
 
2013-06-27 10:38:06 PM

No Such Agency: Skleenar:
I stumbled across a Tapir at the zoo a few years back displaying his endowment.  Dude was just minding his own business, must have just had a morning wood or something.  But the damn head was waving back and forth between his legs like it was a snake or something.  Creeped the hell out of me.

As the video demonstrates, lacking hands, you really do need a prehensile penis to successfully fark.  We're pretty much the odd species out here.


balmy understanding is that among the primates, humans fare the best with regard to size ratios.
 
2013-06-28 06:42:19 AM

CygnusDarius: Want to see a scary penis? Duck dick. Seriously, that's... Not cool.


Duck dick is also good advice for a game of dodgedildo.
 
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