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(WTOP)   It's one thing to turn on the TV and recognize your mom as the lead suspect in a bank robbery. It's another thing entirely to call the police and turn her in   (wtop.com) divider line 61
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2013-06-27 09:25:06 AM
If I found out my mom had robbed a Bank of America, I would be pretty upset. That she didn't call me or ask for help.
 
2013-06-27 09:45:34 AM
that'll teach her for taking away his Gameboy!
 
2013-06-27 10:13:52 AM
Was there a reward?

/totally worth it.....
//holidays will be awesome
 
2013-06-27 10:25:02 AM
That'll make Thanksgiving and Christmas awkward.
 
2013-06-27 10:28:13 AM
C'mon schlubmitter.  If you replace "entirely" with "altogether" you would have had something.
 
2013-06-27 10:28:38 AM
If your mom robs banks, she was probably a pretty shiatty mom.  She probably farked her kid up pretty good, and I doubt he owes her anything.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-06-27 10:30:31 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: If your mom robs banks, she was probably a pretty shiatty mom.  She probably farked her kid up pretty good, and I doubt he owes her anything.

/DNRTFA


And we're done here.
 
2013-06-27 10:36:34 AM
A teller says the robber handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren. She got $1,092.

Typical BoA level of customer service.
 
2013-06-27 10:38:01 AM

Sybarite: A teller says the robber handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren. She got $1,092.

Typical BoA level of customer service.


Standard withdrawal fee.
 
2013-06-27 10:50:06 AM

bdub77: Sybarite: A teller says the robber handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren. She got $1,092.

Typical BoA level of customer service.

Standard withdrawal fee.


There's also an extra fee for withdrawing money that isn't yours
 
2013-06-27 10:59:33 AM
"Surveillance photos show a woman wearing a bright red T-shirt with a large American flag on the front."

When trying to avoid detection, it's better to not wear memorable clothing that can also be seen from space.
 
2013-06-27 11:02:39 AM

bdub77: Sybarite: A teller says the robber handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren. She got $1,092.

Typical BoA level of customer service.

Standard withdrawal fee.


Who can take a nothing thread and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
 
2013-06-27 11:03:29 AM

bdub77: Sybarite: A teller says the robber handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren. She got $1,092.

Typical BoA level of customer service.

Standard withdrawal fee.


*golf clap
 
2013-06-27 11:03:41 AM
Maybe he is a S.O.B.
 
2013-06-27 11:04:17 AM

Bruxellensis: bdub77: Sybarite: A teller says the robber handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren. She got $1,092.

Typical BoA level of customer service.

Standard withdrawal fee.

There's also an extra fee for withdrawing money that isn't yours


And this is why I only rob credit unions
 
2013-06-27 11:06:15 AM
How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.
 
2013-06-27 11:06:53 AM
I'm going out on a limb here but his mom probably wasn't as loving and caring as your mom.
 
2013-06-27 11:08:04 AM

Russ1642: I'm going out on a limb here but his mom probably wasn't as loving and caring as your mom.


Damn right, b*tch even swallows.
 
2013-06-27 11:09:32 AM
She wouldn't split the money

I'd turn her in, too.
 
2013-06-27 11:09:32 AM

Sybarite: A teller says the robber handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren. She got $1,092.

Typical BoA level of customer service.


The article says she's from Martin.  That's about 10 miles from the Gun Lake Casino.  She probably was trying to get more money to go play the slots.  If it was really for her children and grandchildren, it was to replace the part of their savings she had lost or the money they had loaned her to go to the casino last week.  She looks a lot more like a casino grandma than a crack addict.
 
ecl
2013-06-27 11:09:58 AM

bdub77: Russ1642: I'm going out on a limb here but his mom probably wasn't as loving and caring as your mom.

Damn right, b*tch even swallows.


Your mom? or...
 
2013-06-27 11:10:03 AM
You can't trust your neighbor or even next of kin,
If mommy is a commie, then you've got to turn her in.
 
2013-06-27 11:10:53 AM

Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.


As tempting as it may sound, it's wrong to steal, even from Bank of America.
 
2013-06-27 11:11:54 AM

ecl: bdub77: Russ1642: I'm going out on a limb here but his mom probably wasn't as loving and caring as your mom.

Damn right, b*tch even swallows.

Your mom? or...


Look, I'm sorry if your mom isn't as loving or caring as mine.
 
2013-06-27 11:14:32 AM

rnatalie: You can't trust your neighbor or even next of kin,
If mommy is a commie, then you've got to turn her in.


And get blacklisted!?

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2013-06-27 11:15:41 AM
Good work, Citizen!  You are going to get a promotion in the Anti-Sex league for this!
 
2013-06-27 11:25:11 AM
I agree with the fail tag.

What mother would ever turn in her son?
How many cases of blatantly false testimony have mothers given to protect their children?
Remember the mom who died eating her sons' drug stash?

What a twit.
 
2013-06-27 11:26:02 AM

Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.


What, selling his own mother to the cops over a thousand dollars nicked from BoA with no one injured?

No, that's not the "right thing" at all.
 
2013-06-27 11:27:57 AM
www.thefashionablefoodie.com
 
2013-06-27 11:35:45 AM
So, did the kids and grandkids get the money?
 
2013-06-27 11:38:35 AM

bdub77: If I found out my mom had robbed a Bank of America, I would be pretty upset. That she didn't call me or ask for help.


I got an invite from an old college buddy to pull off some heist.  I thought hey, he thought enough to invite me I should at least consider it.  Then I realized aside from it being a bad idea since the invite was through facebook, then got really suspicious when he had created an icon for the event.  Decided to pass on the offer, turns out he ended up in some mob wars or something like that.
 
2013-06-27 11:45:05 AM

Ned Stark: Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.

What, selling his own mother to the cops over a thousand dollars nicked from BoA with no one injured?

No, that's not the "right thing" at all.


Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.   Just a hint... Stealing is bad no matter what.
 
2013-06-27 11:46:25 AM

Charles_Nelson_Reilly: bdub77: Sybarite: A teller says the robber handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren. She got $1,092.

Typical BoA level of customer service.

Standard withdrawal fee.

Who can take a nothing thread and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?


The candy man can.
 
2013-06-27 11:48:07 AM

Quinzy: Ned Stark: Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.

What, selling his own mother to the cops over a thousand dollars nicked from BoA with no one injured?

No, that's not the "right thing" at all.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.   Just a hint... Stealing is bad no matter what.


Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.Just a hint... sending your own mother to prisonis bad no matter what.
 
2013-06-27 11:48:12 AM

Evil Mackerel: Maybe he is a S.O.B.


and she's a mom of a snitch
 
2013-06-27 11:57:41 AM

Ned Stark: Quinzy: Ned Stark: Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.

What, selling his own mother to the cops over a thousand dollars nicked from BoA with no one injured?

No, that's not the "right thing" at all.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.   Just a hint... Stealing is bad no matter what.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.Just a hint... sending your own mother to prisonis bad no matter what.


Sorry, add me to the list of people who think your sense of right and wrong is screwed up.  Bank robbery is a serious crime.  She deserves to be caught and punished.  Kid did the right thing.
 
2013-06-27 12:00:05 PM

Ned Stark: Quinzy: Ned Stark: Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.

What, selling his own mother to the cops over a thousand dollars nicked from BoA with no one injured?

No, that's not the "right thing" at all.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.   Just a hint... Stealing is bad no matter what.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.Just a hint... sending your own mother to prisonis bad no matter what.


No matter what huh? So if you found out she murdered kids? Kept slaves? Shot up an elementary school?
 
2013-06-27 12:05:02 PM
I wouldn't want my parents to put me in a situation where I become an accessory to a crime. I agree with him turning his mother in.
 
2013-06-27 12:07:16 PM
I'd blackmail her, but then again I don't like my mom.
 
2013-06-27 12:09:59 PM

taurusowner: Ned Stark: Quinzy: Ned Stark: Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.

What, selling his own mother to the cops over a thousand dollars nicked from BoA with no one injured?

No, that's not the "right thing" at all.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.   Just a hint... Stealing is bad no matter what.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.Just a hint... sending your own mother to prisonis bad no matter what.

No matter what huh? So if you found out she murdered kids? Kept slaves? Shot up an elementary school?


Then the decision whether to turn her in would be an agonizing one which would haunt me to the end of my days no matter what I decided.

Why don't you throw that question in quinzy's teeth while you're here? Helping someone's slaves run off would pretty clearly be stealing.
 
2013-06-27 12:12:16 PM

Pincy: Ned Stark: Quinzy: Ned Stark: Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.

What, selling his own mother to the cops over a thousand dollars nicked from BoA with no one injured?

No, that's not the "right thing" at all.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.   Just a hint... Stealing is bad no matter what.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.Just a hint... sending your own mother to prisonis bad no matter what.

Sorry, add me to the list of people who think your sense of right and wrong is screwed up.  Bank robbery is a serious crime.  She deserves to be caught and punished.  Kid did the right thing.


Bank robbery is incredibly stupid, when you consider what a smart criminal could do with an internet connection nowadays.
 
2013-06-27 12:13:48 PM

Just_a_Bear: Charles_Nelson_Reilly: bdub77: Sybarite: A teller says the robber handed her a note demanding $2,500 for her children and grandchildren. She got $1,092.

Typical BoA level of customer service.

Standard withdrawal fee.

Who can take a nothing thread and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?

The candy man can.


web.mit.edu
 
2013-06-27 12:15:30 PM

Quinzy: Ned Stark: Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.

What, selling his own mother to the cops over a thousand dollars nicked from BoA with no one injured?

No, that's not the "right thing" at all.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.   Just a hint... Stealing is bad no matter what.


Clearly this is a case of wrong versus wronger. It's bad for me to steal formula to feed a starving baby? It's worse than letting a baby starve?
 
2013-06-27 12:17:17 PM

bdub77: Pincy: Ned Stark: Quinzy: Ned Stark: Tatsuma: How is that a 'fail'? That person did the right thing.

What, selling his own mother to the cops over a thousand dollars nicked from BoA with no one injured?

No, that's not the "right thing" at all.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.   Just a hint... Stealing is bad no matter what.

Wow is your sense of right and wrong screwed up.Just a hint... sending your own mother to prisonis bad no matter what.

Sorry, add me to the list of people who think your sense of right and wrong is screwed up.  Bank robbery is a serious crime.  She deserves to be caught and punished.  Kid did the right thing.

Bank robbery is incredibly stupid, when you consider what a smart criminal could do with an internet connection nowadays.


They're a shiatty physical target in any case. They have silent alarms, tons of internal and external cameras and keep very little cash in their draws. Why people go after them or gas stations makes no sense.
 
2013-06-27 12:23:30 PM
No matter what huh? So if you found out she murdered kids? Kept slaves? Shot up an elementary school?

Hey now, my parents kept slaves. Up until my sister & I grew up & moved out.

//Just reminded my self, call sis & thank her for the extra work she had to do since I moved out first.
 
2013-06-27 12:29:32 PM

texdent: That'll make Thanksgiving and Christmas awkward.


**golf clap**

**tiny fists shaking**
 
2013-06-27 12:37:55 PM
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Would've got away with it if it wasn't for that pesky kid
 
2013-06-27 12:40:08 PM
Turning your mother in for robbing a bank is horrible, HORRIBLE!!!...

...unless there's a reward.

/Don't Narc unless you're getting compensated.
 
2013-06-27 12:48:33 PM
Fail tag is for comments condemning son.
 
2013-06-27 12:49:34 PM

Ned Stark: Then the decision whether to turn her in would be an agonizing one which would haunt me to the end of my days no matter what I decided.


So, you'd be just like these woman's kids, awesome.
 
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