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(News.com.au)   How to celebrate your divorce like a boss   (news.com.au) divider line 16
    More: Amusing, Stewart Rahr, Benjamin Brafman, Nobu, Make-A-Wish Foundation, sex tape, I Love It  
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11289 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2013 at 10:23 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-27 10:29:39 AM  
3 votes:
Oh my god... I just thought about that.

img94.imageshack.us
2013-06-27 12:35:21 PM  
2 votes:
I'd just shiat on her desk.
i39.tinypic.com

/like a boss
2013-06-27 11:50:56 AM  
2 votes:
AN American billionaire celebrated his divorce from his wife of 43 years by having an orgy in the back of a limousine and releasing a sex tape of the tryst to his friends.

Pharmaceutical mogul Stewart Rahr reportedly sent the tape of the act, which features himself and three young woman, to several of his New York contacts.

The emergence of the tape comes just a month after the 67-year-old reached a $250 million divorce settlement with ex-wife Carol.


i249.photobucket.com
2013-06-27 11:08:27 AM  
2 votes:

Tomahawk513: tuxq: What a piece of shiat. No wonder she divorced him.

Yeah, kinda sounds like a doucher.


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2013-06-27 10:41:58 AM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

 Myself, I would have just hired a personal ball washer.....
2013-06-27 12:46:45 PM  
1 votes:
"all the women are consenting adults who were engaged in friendly, voluntary and lawful behavior".

On that I call BS.
2013-06-27 12:10:58 PM  
1 votes:

mccallcl: Lawful behavior my ass. You can't get three women to have sex with you for free once you reach 50, I don't care how rich you are.


If you film it, all the sudden it's legal again. This guy is a genius.
2013-06-27 11:53:54 AM  
1 votes:
somehow the Johnny Paycheck song 'All American Man' seems appropriate here... good wholesome conservative american values...
2013-06-27 11:37:25 AM  
1 votes:

mccallcl: Lawful behavior my ass. You can't get three women to have sex with you for free once you reach 50, I don't care how rich you are.


Sean Connery
2013-06-27 11:35:51 AM  
1 votes:
It's always the Billionaires. Maybe we should outlaw them, like Logan's Run. You reach a Billion, you take the upward flight to incineration. Yeah, I like that ...

/feed the poor, He said
2013-06-27 11:12:51 AM  
1 votes:
His ex got $250M. She should release a video of her, fully clothed, sipping a mimosa on the veranda then setting the glass on a table supported by all that cash. Nothing more needs to be said. Billionaire orgy old guy doesn't impress me at all.
2013-06-27 10:57:19 AM  
1 votes:

BHShaman: Divorced last year:
Used some of the money from selling out my portion of the house to her.

- Took the kids on a family vacation (Bahamas)
- Bought a King size bed with drawers and had glass cut for a mirrored backed bookcase integrated headboard
- Wavefront Lasik
- 52" LED TV

No need for an Orgy.


Hello 1970's...AmIRight?
2013-06-27 10:56:18 AM  
1 votes:
Lawful behavior my ass. You can't get three women to have sex with you for free once you reach 50, I don't care how rich you are.
2013-06-27 10:42:03 AM  
1 votes:
Mental note to self:

Other people to add to the list of those deserving a vicious cock-punch*:  People who use the term "like a boss"


* list already includes people who use the terms "selfie" and "sorry, not sorry"
2013-06-27 10:29:25 AM  
1 votes:
Class.

/money cann
2013-06-27 10:28:25 AM  
1 votes:
*how to spot a rich guy*
 
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