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11309 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2013 at 10:23 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-27 09:40:23 AM  
4 votes:
I think of my friends, then I think if I would want to see their sex tape.  No, no I don't want that.

And my friends are better looking than this balding doughy guy
2013-06-27 11:12:51 AM  
3 votes:
His ex got $250M. She should release a video of her, fully clothed, sipping a mimosa on the veranda then setting the glass on a table supported by all that cash. Nothing more needs to be said. Billionaire orgy old guy doesn't impress me at all.
2013-06-27 10:29:25 AM  
2 votes:

/money cann
2013-06-27 01:49:01 PM  
1 vote:
You mean like a  sleaze.
2013-06-27 01:17:48 PM  
1 vote:

Congrats on retaining your sanity. Also, those all sound pretty damn nice, and I really like that you included your kids.


The farthest vacation my ex would 'negotiate' was Storyland (NH), and we live in Maine.
One vacation (children 10 and 6). That was first on my list that I started planning. We all swam with dolphins and it was great.

Lasik and TV were also about them in part too. Without glasses or contacts, now it is a lot easier to coach their sports, snowmobile, and other stuff where wearing contacts or glasses are a pain. Even rough housing with them, have to keep reminding them not to hit your glasses or a contact falls out. Not anymore. The TV lets us play 2 player split screen and it is like we both have our own TVs we are playing on side by side. Not to mention HD wildlife documentaries are just beautiful on the thing.

The bed? Yea, all for me.
And in case an Orgy breaks out it is certainly big enough. No need to rent a limousine.
2013-06-27 12:35:21 PM  
1 vote:
I'd just shiat on her desk.
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/like a boss
2013-06-27 11:50:56 AM  
1 vote:
AN American billionaire celebrated his divorce from his wife of 43 years by having an orgy in the back of a limousine and releasing a sex tape of the tryst to his friends.

Pharmaceutical mogul Stewart Rahr reportedly sent the tape of the act, which features himself and three young woman, to several of his New York contacts.

The emergence of the tape comes just a month after the 67-year-old reached a $250 million divorce settlement with ex-wife Carol.

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2013-06-27 11:18:14 AM  
1 vote:
What a classless dick.
2013-06-27 11:10:29 AM  
1 vote:
Reference point #3,400,231 that money does not buy class.

Or good friends, I mean, the dude was hanging with Trump.
2013-06-27 10:56:18 AM  
1 vote:
Lawful behavior my ass. You can't get three women to have sex with you for free once you reach 50, I don't care how rich you are.
2013-06-27 10:41:58 AM  
1 vote:

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 Myself, I would have just hired a personal ball washer.....

2013-06-27 10:31:05 AM  
1 vote:
The act was the celebration sure, but sending the tape to friends well that's just being an asshole
2013-06-27 10:30:00 AM  
1 vote:

js34603: Class.

/money cann

Ot buy it.

/stupid phone
2013-06-27 10:28:25 AM  
1 vote:
*how to spot a rich guy*
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