js34603: Class./money cann
Myself, I would have just hired a personal ball washer.....
BHShaman: Divorced last year:Used some of the money from selling out my portion of the house to her.- Took the kids on a family vacation (Bahamas)- Bought a King size bed with drawers and had glass cut for a mirrored backed bookcase integrated headboard- Wavefront Lasik- 52" LED TVNo need for an Orgy.
tuxq: What a piece of shiat. No wonder she divorced him.
Tomahawk513: tuxq: What a piece of shiat. No wonder she divorced him.Yeah, kinda sounds like a doucher.
mccallcl: Lawful behavior my ass. You can't get three women to have sex with you for free once you reach 50, I don't care how rich you are.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sean Connery
NoGods: She should release a video of her, fully clothed, sipping a mimosa on the veranda then setting the glass on a table supported by all that cash.
Inaditch: If you film it, all the sudden it's legal again.
Momzilla59: Because I want to see a 67 year old's saggy wrinkly ass pumping up and down!
Inaditch: If you film it, all the sudden it's legal again. This guy is a genius.
IdBeCrazyIf: The act was the celebration sure, but sending the tape to friends well that's just being an asshole
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