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2013-06-27 09:40:23 AM
I think of my friends, then I think if I would want to see their sex tape.  No, no I don't want that.

And my friends are better looking than this balding doughy guy
 
2013-06-27 10:26:29 AM
Is he giving his version of the "Shocker" to the Donald?

"2 up the poop chute there Don?"
 
2013-06-27 10:28:25 AM
*how to spot a rich guy*
 
2013-06-27 10:29:25 AM
Class.

/money cann
 
2013-06-27 10:29:39 AM
Oh my god... I just thought about that.

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2013-06-27 10:30:00 AM

js34603: Class.

/money cann


Ot buy it.

/stupid phone
 
2013-06-27 10:30:25 AM
You look up to this guy, subz? Really?
 
2013-06-27 10:30:59 AM
Seriously, lady, Arsenic is really cheap and effective.
 
2013-06-27 10:31:05 AM
The act was the celebration sure, but sending the tape to friends well that's just being an asshole
 
2013-06-27 10:34:52 AM
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2013-06-27 10:36:25 AM
Divorced last year:
Used some of the money from selling out my portion of the house to her.

- Took the kids on a family vacation (Bahamas)
- Bought a King size bed with drawers and had glass cut for a mirrored backed bookcase integrated headboard
- Wavefront Lasik
- 52" LED TV

No need for an Orgy.
 
2013-06-27 10:37:53 AM
a**holes. Stop acting like you don't have the link.
 
2013-06-27 10:41:58 AM
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 Myself, I would have just hired a personal ball washer.....
 
2013-06-27 10:42:03 AM
Mental note to self:

Other people to add to the list of those deserving a vicious cock-punch*:  People who use the term "like a boss"


* list already includes people who use the terms "selfie" and "sorry, not sorry"
 
2013-06-27 10:43:05 AM
BHShaman:

No need for an Orgy.

There's always a need for an orgy

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/giggity
//hot
 
2013-06-27 10:50:41 AM
What's with the V for Victory hand sign in every photo?

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2013-06-27 10:53:46 AM
That's not very creative, he could have captured and killed some ewoks and bought the TV time block for sesame street to broadcast their executions live.
 
2013-06-27 10:54:41 AM
And his ex-wife celebrated by saying I told you 3 inches....I deserved half!!!!
 
2013-06-27 10:56:18 AM
Lawful behavior my ass. You can't get three women to have sex with you for free once you reach 50, I don't care how rich you are.
 
2013-06-27 10:57:19 AM

BHShaman: Divorced last year:
Used some of the money from selling out my portion of the house to her.

- Took the kids on a family vacation (Bahamas)
- Bought a King size bed with drawers and had glass cut for a mirrored backed bookcase integrated headboard
- Wavefront Lasik
- 52" LED TV

No need for an Orgy.


Hello 1970's...AmIRight?
 
2013-06-27 11:01:14 AM
Pharmaceutical mogul Stewart Rahr

So that's why my prescription drugs are so expensive!
 
2013-06-27 11:02:05 AM
What a piece of shiat. No wonder she divorced him.
 
2013-06-27 11:05:04 AM

tuxq: What a piece of shiat. No wonder she divorced him.


Yeah, kinda sounds like a doucher.
 
2013-06-27 11:08:27 AM

Tomahawk513: tuxq: What a piece of shiat. No wonder she divorced him.

Yeah, kinda sounds like a doucher.


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2013-06-27 11:10:29 AM
Reference point #3,400,231 that money does not buy class.

Or good friends, I mean, the dude was hanging with Trump.
 
2013-06-27 11:12:51 AM
His ex got $250M. She should release a video of her, fully clothed, sipping a mimosa on the veranda then setting the glass on a table supported by all that cash. Nothing more needs to be said. Billionaire orgy old guy doesn't impress me at all.
 
2013-06-27 11:18:14 AM
What a classless dick.
 
2013-06-27 11:28:16 AM
Meh, it was a gay sex tape. His butler and chauffeur DPed him.
 
2013-06-27 11:35:51 AM
It's always the Billionaires. Maybe we should outlaw them, like Logan's Run. You reach a Billion, you take the upward flight to incineration. Yeah, I like that ...

/feed the poor, He said
 
2013-06-27 11:36:05 AM
Because I want to see a 67 year old's saggy wrinkly ass pumping up and down!
 
2013-06-27 11:37:25 AM

mccallcl: Lawful behavior my ass. You can't get three women to have sex with you for free once you reach 50, I don't care how rich you are.


Sean Connery
 
2013-06-27 11:48:10 AM
how soon before Trump makes a public statement about this and how it's the gheys that forced his dear friend to commit such acts against the sanctity of the holy bonds of matrimony.
 
2013-06-27 11:50:56 AM
AN American billionaire celebrated his divorce from his wife of 43 years by having an orgy in the back of a limousine and releasing a sex tape of the tryst to his friends.

Pharmaceutical mogul Stewart Rahr reportedly sent the tape of the act, which features himself and three young woman, to several of his New York contacts.

The emergence of the tape comes just a month after the 67-year-old reached a $250 million divorce settlement with ex-wife Carol.


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2013-06-27 11:50:59 AM
Sounds like a real a-hat. "they were leading increasingly separate lives." I bet. Maybe she got wise after her 12th STD...
 
2013-06-27 11:53:54 AM
somehow the Johnny Paycheck song 'All American Man' seems appropriate here... good wholesome conservative american values...
 
2013-06-27 12:10:58 PM

mccallcl: Lawful behavior my ass. You can't get three women to have sex with you for free once you reach 50, I don't care how rich you are.


If you film it, all the sudden it's legal again. This guy is a genius.
 
2013-06-27 12:35:21 PM
I'd just shiat on her desk.
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/like a boss
 
2013-06-27 12:46:45 PM
"all the women are consenting adults who were engaged in friendly, voluntary and lawful behavior".

On that I call BS.
 
2013-06-27 12:56:10 PM

BHShaman: Divorced last year:
Used some of the money from selling out my portion of the house to her.

- Took the kids on a family vacation (Bahamas)
- Bought a King size bed with drawers and had glass cut for a mirrored backed bookcase integrated headboard
- Wavefront Lasik
- 52" LED TV

No need for an Orgy.


Congrats on retaining your sanity. Also, those all sound pretty damn nice, and I really like that you included your kids.
 
2013-06-27 01:05:17 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sean Connery


You got me there, but it would involve a lot of phone calls, and significant lead time. I wouldn't promise Sean Connery a 4-way he would be proud of on any kind of fixed schedule.

NoGods: She should release a video of her, fully clothed, sipping a mimosa on the veranda then setting the glass on a table supported by all that cash.


Or just calmly going about her life, relaxed and in control. "King of all Fun" Guy just seems pathetic. This is what a 12-year-old would think to do for revenge.

Inaditch: If you film it, all the sudden it's legal again.


I have to admit I didn't think about that! There's still a pretty good chance there were drugs involved, though. Like 90%.
 
2013-06-27 01:08:17 PM
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2013-06-27 01:17:48 PM
Aidan:

Congrats on retaining your sanity. Also, those all sound pretty damn nice, and I really like that you included your kids.

Thanks.

The farthest vacation my ex would 'negotiate' was Storyland (NH), and we live in Maine.
One vacation (children 10 and 6). That was first on my list that I started planning. We all swam with dolphins and it was great.

Lasik and TV were also about them in part too. Without glasses or contacts, now it is a lot easier to coach their sports, snowmobile, and other stuff where wearing contacts or glasses are a pain. Even rough housing with them, have to keep reminding them not to hit your glasses or a contact falls out. Not anymore. The TV lets us play 2 player split screen and it is like we both have our own TVs we are playing on side by side. Not to mention HD wildlife documentaries are just beautiful on the thing.

The bed? Yea, all for me.
And in case an Orgy breaks out it is certainly big enough. No need to rent a limousine.
 
2013-06-27 01:30:22 PM

Momzilla59: Because I want to see a 67 year old's saggy wrinkly ass pumping up and down!


He didn't exert himself in the slightest.  The women did all the work.
 
2013-06-27 01:49:01 PM
You mean like a  sleaze.
 
2013-06-27 01:57:19 PM

Inaditch: If you film it, all the sudden it's legal again. This guy is a genius.


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2013-06-27 04:17:53 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: The act was the celebration sure, but sending the tape to friends well that's just being an asshole


I'm not say I CONDONE it, but I UNDERSTAND it.
 
2013-06-27 04:35:36 PM
Sure, because who doesn't want to see a sex tape featuring a 67-year-old? Oh wait, sorry, I mistyped. I meant: WHO THE fark WANTS TO SEE A SEX TAPE FEATURING A 67-YEAR-OLD?

What a douche.
 
2013-06-27 06:43:30 PM
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2013-06-27 07:12:13 PM
A boss would fark for free.

Why would you brag about prostitutes?
 
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