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(Daily Mail)   If you post "I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still beating hearts" on Facebook, the police will arrest and jail you, even if you add "lol, jk"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 8
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2013-06-27 07:44:52 AM
4 votes:
BS. The case of OMG v WTF clearly established that the use of LOL JK means the threats were not intended to be carried out.
2013-06-27 02:31:53 PM
1 votes:

thatboyoverthere: omeganuepsilon: "only 2 months after Sandy hook"?

Jesus. Leno and his counterparts only took days to make jokes.

They made jokes. They didn't get up there and threaten to kill and eat the still beating hearts of school children.
/You know Context?
/Should drop the charges but the kid was farking stupid.


Their context was the same as this kids context.  The quality of the joke is immaterial(they were all bad).  There was no threat, only a mock statement with obvious disclaimers present.

Wouldn't it be funny if you were raped by like 5 guys?
/lol, jk
2013-06-27 02:31:29 PM
1 votes:
"Oh yeah, I'm real messed up in the head, I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still, beating hearts."

I was sympathetic until I read his comment. He deserves whatever is coming his way, if he's 19 years old and doesn't even know how to use a comma.
2013-06-27 02:30:06 PM
1 votes:
I'm going to beat everyone on this stupid planet to death with a mildly rancid herring, just because this story makes me soooooooooo angry.
Then I'm going to sell their slightly fishy still beating hearts on E-bay, right back to them, making a huge profit!

Lol! Just kidding.

I'm actually going to use a rubber chicken!
2013-06-27 02:08:48 PM
1 votes:

doubled99: Cue the Farkers who will actually try to justify this


Anyone who does should be shot and their heart eaten.
2013-06-27 01:33:16 PM
1 votes:
I'm going to go to Drew's house and destroy all but one of his beer bottles. That last one I shall drink and refill with pee.

totes j/k
2013-06-27 01:17:04 PM
1 votes:
John Gabriel's Greater Internet farkwad Theory at work, folks.

fishbowl.pastiche.org
2013-06-27 08:18:21 AM
1 votes:

Aarontology: BS. The case of OMG v WTF clearly established that the use of LOL JK means the threats were not intended to be carried out.


I would have preferred fingers also being crossed but I'll allow it.
 
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