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(Daily Mail)   If you post "I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still beating hearts" on Facebook, the police will arrest and jail you, even if you add "lol, jk"   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-06-27 05:53:37 PM  

Kahabut: mooseyfate: WGJ: Better arrest everybody who has ever written a novel or screen play that has violence in it.

Awww...Do you really need someone to explain to you the difference between posting shiat online as a representation of your opinions vs. an author or screenwriter penning a piece of work?

Seriously. If the point were Nagasaki and you were Fat Man, you would have landed somewhere in South Africa.

Awww, do you really need someone to explain to you the difference between things written online and factual statements, or sworn statements?

Are you under the delusion that everything written on facebook is factually accurate?

If you had a point, I'd mention it being way off base, like penguins at the north pole.


Please point out where in my post I got even remotely close to insinuating anything you accused me of in that post. I'll wait.
 
2013-06-27 06:08:43 PM  

addy2: mooseyfate: fakeeyes: We're all getting dumber, aren't we?  Any farkwad with a few correctly firing neurons would have known that this guy was joking.  Sure, it wasn't really funny,and was in extremely bad taste, yet, the fact remains, it was a joke.  END OF STORY.  The most the local officials should have done is to send an officer by to let the stupid teen know that an overly concerned canadian lady who obviously failed Internet 101 by not knowing the meaning of LOL and JK misunderstood his post, and he would be wise to remember in the future that everyone can read Facebook, and not everyone knows when your kidding.

Regardless the explanation, I still contend that we are all degenerating in to a nation of reactionary intolerant mouth breathers, and there is no end in sight.

I have a theory that all this reactionary business is a symptom of the "old generation" being systematically removed from power. Marijuana is getting legalized slowly but surely, gay marriage is in full swing (no pun intended), the influence of religion over society is receding faster than Donald Trump's hairline, and the silent minorities are no longer silent nor the minority. It's the last desperate thrashes of an entire generation drowning in Progress. And I can't wait 'til the bubbles stop.

Idiot. A lot of people in that generation think change is a good thing and have been waiting and working towards it.


Holy shiat, really?!
 
2013-06-27 07:38:00 PM  

mooseyfate: addy2: mooseyfate: fakeeyes: We're all getting dumber, aren't we?  Any farkwad with a few correctly firing neurons would have known that this guy was joking.  Sure, it wasn't really funny,and was in extremely bad taste, yet, the fact remains, it was a joke.  END OF STORY.  The most the local officials should have done is to send an officer by to let the stupid teen know that an overly concerned canadian lady who obviously failed Internet 101 by not knowing the meaning of LOL and JK misunderstood his post, and he would be wise to remember in the future that everyone can read Facebook, and not everyone knows when your kidding.

Regardless the explanation, I still contend that we are all degenerating in to a nation of reactionary intolerant mouth breathers, and there is no end in sight.

I have a theory that all this reactionary business is a symptom of the "old generation" being systematically removed from power. Marijuana is getting legalized slowly but surely, gay marriage is in full swing (no pun intended), the influence of religion over society is receding faster than Donald Trump's hairline, and the silent minorities are no longer silent nor the minority. It's the last desperate thrashes of an entire generation drowning in Progress. And I can't wait 'til the bubbles stop.

Idiot. A lot of people in that generation think change is a good thing and have been waiting and working towards it.

Holy shiat, really?!


Read a book junior.
 
2013-06-27 07:49:38 PM  

addy2: mooseyfate: addy2: mooseyfate: fakeeyes: We're all getting dumber, aren't we?  Any farkwad with a few correctly firing neurons would have known that this guy was joking.  Sure, it wasn't really funny,and was in extremely bad taste, yet, the fact remains, it was a joke.  END OF STORY.  The most the local officials should have done is to send an officer by to let the stupid teen know that an overly concerned canadian lady who obviously failed Internet 101 by not knowing the meaning of LOL and JK misunderstood his post, and he would be wise to remember in the future that everyone can read Facebook, and not everyone knows when your kidding.

Regardless the explanation, I still contend that we are all degenerating in to a nation of reactionary intolerant mouth breathers, and there is no end in sight.

I have a theory that all this reactionary business is a symptom of the "old generation" being systematically removed from power. Marijuana is getting legalized slowly but surely, gay marriage is in full swing (no pun intended), the influence of religion over society is receding faster than Donald Trump's hairline, and the silent minorities are no longer silent nor the minority. It's the last desperate thrashes of an entire generation drowning in Progress. And I can't wait 'til the bubbles stop.

Idiot. A lot of people in that generation think change is a good thing and have been waiting and working towards it.

Holy shiat, really?!

Read a book junior.


Take a joke, old-timer.

/I, for one, applaud the hell out of the people that made all those things in my fake theory possible
//And that's not a joke.
 
2013-06-27 07:59:10 PM  

mooseyfate: addy2: mooseyfate: addy2: mooseyfate: fakeeyes: We're all getting dumber, aren't we?  Any farkwad with a few correctly firing neurons would have known that this guy was joking.  Sure, it wasn't really funny,and was in extremely bad taste, yet, the fact remains, it was a joke.  END OF STORY.  The most the local officials should have done is to send an officer by to let the stupid teen know that an overly concerned canadian lady who obviously failed Internet 101 by not knowing the meaning of LOL and JK misunderstood his post, and he would be wise to remember in the future that everyone can read Facebook, and not everyone knows when your kidding.

Regardless the explanation, I still contend that we are all degenerating in to a nation of reactionary intolerant mouth breathers, and there is no end in sight.

I have a theory that all this reactionary business is a symptom of the "old generation" being systematically removed from power. Marijuana is getting legalized slowly but surely, gay marriage is in full swing (no pun intended), the influence of religion over society is receding faster than Donald Trump's hairline, and the silent minorities are no longer silent nor the minority. It's the last desperate thrashes of an entire generation drowning in Progress. And I can't wait 'til the bubbles stop.

Idiot. A lot of people in that generation think change is a good thing and have been waiting and working towards it.

Holy shiat, really?!

Read a book junior.

Take a joke, old-timer.

/I, for one, applaud the hell out of the people that made all those things in my fake theory possible
//And that's not a joke.


Okay. Have a Werther's.
 
2013-06-27 10:06:54 PM  
Liberals and their police state. Every time someone gets butthurt, someone else has to go to jail for it.
 
2013-06-28 09:01:28 AM  
On the one hand, I think stupidity should hurt.

On the other hand, I'm a big proponent of free speech.

But back on the first hand, I really really think stupidity should farking hurt. 18 is more than old enough that he should know better than to say something like this, ESPECIALLY on a site where his real name and photo are appended to everything he says.

I think time served + probation is more than enough punishment though.
 
2013-06-28 11:13:02 AM  
Ok, so let's get this straight.  Don't get me wrong I think he was an idiot, but don't American's have rights to freedom of speech?  We pay good tax money for Nazi's and White Supremest types to be protected by police while saying how they are going to or want to kill people and they are PROTECTED.  Some kid posts something and he is in jail for 8 years?    Kid should not have gone to jail for this, he perhaps should have been secretly watched by the FBI like the rest of us but to go to jail for a clear Freedom of Speech act is a bit over the top.
 
2013-06-28 12:07:18 PM  

squibbits: Liberals and their police state. Every time someone gets butthurt, someone else has to go to jail for it.


You're doing it wrong.

If you're going to say something amazingly stupid - something stupid enough that people simply point and laugh at you - then try to do it early in the thread. That way you receive the ridicule you rightly deserve.

Now finish your bowl of paint chips like a good boy.
 
2013-06-28 12:26:57 PM  

Visionmn2: Ok, so let's get this straight.  Don't get me wrong I think he was an idiot, but don't American's have rights to freedom of speech?  We pay good tax money for Nazi's and White Supremest types to be protected by police while saying how they are going to or want to kill people and they are PROTECTED.  Some kid posts something and he is in jail for 8 years?    Kid should not have gone to jail for this, he perhaps should have been secretly watched by the FBI like the rest of us but to go to jail for a clear Freedom of Speech act is a bit over the top.


Yeap locking up a few focal dickwads would have been more sensible (I bet there are whole groups on facebook that deserve 8 years jail.)
 
2013-06-28 01:11:33 PM  

joonyer: squibbits: Liberals and their police state. Every time someone gets butthurt, someone else has to go to jail for it.

You're doing it wrong.

If you're going to say something amazingly stupid - something stupid enough that people simply point and laugh at you - then try to do it early in the thread. That way you receive the ridicule you rightly deserve.

Now finish your bowl of paint chips like a good boy.


Trolls are total pussies these days. They're too shiat scared to actually troll a thread, so they do the Fark equivalent of the drive-through "Fire in the hole!" Prank. Makes me miss the old trolls.
 
2013-06-28 03:08:00 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: "Oh yeah, I'm real messed up in the head, I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still, beating hearts."

I was sympathetic until I read his comment. He deserves whatever is coming his way, if he's 19 years old and doesn't even know how to use a comma.


I thought it was "still-beating," as in the heart still continues to beat while he eats it. "Still, beating" makes it sound like the hearts are both still and beating, which would be difficult - they kinda bounce around and the blood makes them slippery and you keep dropping the heart between bites and it gets dirt on it and you don't want to eat it anymore.

Any real grammar nazis around to help us out?
 
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