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(Philly Burbs)   If you're fighting with your wife, and end up chasing her car with yours, you might want to break off the chase when she turns into the parking lot of the local police station   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 19
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2013-06-27 10:35:44 AM
If they had a bit of brain power they wouldn't be in a road chase with their wife.
 
2013-06-27 10:41:18 AM
Sounds like a country song.
 
2013-06-27 10:42:24 AM
FTA: In trying to explain his actions in following his wife, he said, "I seen her with someone else when I come home ... that's it."

That sentence actually made my head hurt.
 
2013-06-27 10:44:26 AM
The adult version of running to your parents after provoking your sibling.
 
2013-06-27 10:49:37 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The adult version of running to your parents after provoking your sibling.


I thought marrying your sister was only a southern thing.
 
2013-06-27 10:50:02 AM
Anti-terrorist driving training 101 - Passed
 
2013-06-27 10:52:10 AM
There was NO WAY this was Philly.....Arkansas maybe...

"I gole durn done  seen her with someone else when I come back to our trailer... that's it."
 
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2013-06-27 10:57:02 AM
Some people lose their minds when they get angry.
 
2013-06-27 10:57:58 AM
Years ago I helped a friend serve the final divorce papers to her abusive soon-to-be ex... I drove her to his apartment and waited for her to come out. That went ok, but as we were pulling out of the parking lot he came charging out and jumped in his car to follow us... Evidently the previous hour of screaming at her wasn't enough, he wanted to yell at her some more.

I offered to take her to the local police station, but she didn't want to get the police involved... Fortunately I had something better. I took her to the kinda-rough biker bar in my old neighborhood. The guy was a skinny little asian kid who had lived a rather sheltered life, he didn't dare follow us in there and start screaming at a woman. He at least had enough sense to know it wouldn't have ended well.

Once the barmaid found out what had happened she bought my friend a couple drinks. The jerk ex was nowhere to be found when we left.

/ CSB off
 
2013-06-27 11:00:55 AM

maxheck: I took her to the kinda-rough biker bar in my old neighborhood. The guy was a skinny little asian kid who had lived a rather sheltered life, he didn't dare follow us in there and start screaming at a woman. He at least had enough sense to know it wouldn't have ended well.


Men who abusive their wives are giant cowards so yeah he didn't follow cause heaven forbid he have to fight an actual man.
 
2013-06-27 11:07:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfs0wz8nEPU

Some people just need to take a deep breath.
 
2013-06-27 11:27:20 AM

A Terrible Human: maxheck: I took her to the kinda-rough biker bar in my old neighborhood. The guy was a skinny little asian kid who had lived a rather sheltered life, he didn't dare follow us in there and start screaming at a woman. He at least had enough sense to know it wouldn't have ended well.

Men who abusive their wives are giant cowards so yeah he didn't follow cause heaven forbid he have to fight an actual man.


some biatches deserve it. but you slap em then leave em immediately, dont drag it on and on
 
2013-06-27 11:30:48 AM
DNRTFA...  But I still have a story...  From the headline, I can see that the woman was actually smart to go to the police station.

CSB:
I actually had a situation once where I had a piece of equipment that, at one point was considered a gift, then it suddenly was nothing more than a piece of equipment that I needed to return.  Immediately.  So this friend of mine calls me and starts screaming at me that he wants his gift back.  Such to a point that he threatened to come to my house and beat me up.  Now, I'm no coward.  But I do have a wife and 2 kids.  I wasn't gonna have that.

So what I did was, I got the cops at my house.  And I also delievered the equipment in question to the police station.  Then I called him back and said, "You're stuff is over there.  Behave yourself and STFU."
 
2013-06-27 11:41:39 AM
"I'm a newlywed, and I just got married," Pressley said.

Admission of bigamy. Throw the book at him.
 
2013-06-27 11:43:54 AM

maxheck: Years ago I helped a friend serve the final divorce papers to her abusive soon-to-be ex... I drove her to his apartment and waited for her to come out. That went ok, but as we were pulling out of the parking lot he came charging out and jumped in his car to follow us... Evidently the previous hour of screaming at her wasn't enough, he wanted to yell at her some more.


NEVER be your own process server, in divorce or anything else.
 
2013-06-27 12:00:20 PM
Detective Wayne Comegno

I can't be the only one to read that last name as Comengo the first time.
 
2013-06-27 12:06:41 PM
He said he had just returned from Las Vegas, where he was treated for kidney stones.
"I'm a newlywed, and I just got married," Pressley said.
In trying to explain his actions in following his wife, he said, "I seen her with someone else when I come home ... that's it."


rwrant.co.za
 
2013-06-27 01:00:11 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The adult version of running to your parents after provoking your sibling.


Or the moment she decides she doesn't care who knows she married a dangerous, controlling idiot.
 
2013-06-27 01:59:36 PM
ThighsofGlory:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The adult version of running to your parents after provoking your sibling.

Or the moment she decides she doesn't care who knows she married a dangerous, controlling idiot.


Hey... Women's shelters are just the adult equivalent of tree houses where you can pull up the rope ladder to keep icky boys out. Amiright?
 
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