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(BBC)   Now that scientists have cloned a mouse from single drop of blood, the technique can be used on the Leader's nose   (bbc.co.uk ) divider line 31
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2013-06-27 06:04:47 AM  
i.imgur.com

We're here to see the nose. I hear it was running.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ffgkRmXeKw
 
2013-06-27 06:10:49 AM  
i.imgur.com

Don't take another step or the president gets it between the eyes.
 
2013-06-27 07:06:54 AM  
 
2013-06-27 07:08:43 AM  
 Next up..Giant Fruits and Veggies!

cinema1544.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-27 07:19:06 AM  
Wow this thread is a real sleeper. :)
 
2013-06-27 07:19:30 AM  
Does that mean we get our Woolly Mammoths now?
 
2013-06-27 07:24:52 AM  
If it means we get orgasmatrons, I'm in.
 
2013-06-27 07:25:07 AM  
In other news: Pope's Wife Gives Birth to Twins
 
2013-06-27 07:38:05 AM  

exparrot: If it means we get orgasmatrons, I'm in.


3.bp.blogspot.com

As you wish...
 
2013-06-27 07:39:05 AM  
Just as I suspected: all those organic fruits and veggies are killing us.

steak, cream pies, and hot fudge for everyone!
 
2013-06-27 07:42:22 AM  
Can we clone a person already? It's inevitable. May as well get it over with.
 
2013-06-27 07:53:38 AM  

foo monkey: Can we clone a person already? It's inevitable. May as well get it over with.


There's some funky thing about primate embryos -- you can't clone primates the same way as everything else because of the way the early embryo divides or something.

That's why no monkey clones so far (at least last I heard)
 
2013-06-27 07:55:17 AM  

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 844x859]

Don't take another step or the president gets it between the eyes.


Better listen to him, he's got a gub!
 
2013-06-27 08:06:09 AM  

OhioKnight: foo monkey: Can we clone a person already? It's inevitable. May as well get it over with.

There's some funky thing about primate embryos -- you can't clone primates the same way as everything else because of the way the early embryo divides or something.

That's why no monkey clones so far (at least last I heard)


Clone Monkeys would be a great band name.
 
2013-06-27 08:28:57 AM  
One step closer to Jurassic Park.
 
2013-06-27 08:31:19 AM  
This thread has me all excited.  I need to inhale some tobacco smoke to calm myself down, and make sure I
get it deep within my lungs.
 
2013-06-27 08:43:16 AM  

OhioKnight: foo monkey: Can we clone a person already? It's inevitable. May as well get it over with.

There's some funky thing about primate embryos -- you can't clone primates the same way as everything else because of the way the early embryo divides or something.

That's why no monkey clones so far (at least last I heard)


God, schmod, i want my monkeyclone
 
2013-06-27 08:58:24 AM  

exparrot: If it means we get orgasmatrons, I'm in.


Machine? I'm not getting into that thing. I'm strictly a hand operator; you know. I don't like anything with moving parts that are not my own.
 
2013-06-27 09:36:05 AM  
I believe that this is going to be a very difficult croning job.
 
2013-06-27 10:30:37 AM  
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Frowns upon your shenanigans
 
2013-06-27 10:43:18 AM  
I'm not really the heroic type.  I was beat up by Quakers.

/just wanted to play along
 
2013-06-27 10:56:13 AM  
When I hear the words "mouse" and "clones", I think of south Park.
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A true WTF moment.
 
2013-06-27 11:31:25 AM  
Forget the flying cars! Where's my Orgasmatron?
 
2013-06-27 11:53:23 AM  

Latinwolf: When I hear the words "mouse" and "clones", I think of south Park.


Whenever I hear the words "clones" and "South Park," I think of this:

users.content.ytmnd.com

/Also, five-assed monkeys
 
2013-06-27 12:28:53 PM  
Imagine what could be done with the liter of blood taken at the Berghof in 1943!
/Obscure?
 
2013-06-27 01:00:15 PM  
Where is Rags?
 
2013-06-27 01:59:13 PM  
i.i.com.com
 
2013-06-27 03:16:18 PM  

balfourk: Where is Rags?



Over in the corner, leaving a pile of batteries.
 
2013-06-27 04:43:22 PM  
Pop quiz, hotshot:

Would you choose the Pleasure Orb?
blogs.amctv.com

Or the Orgazmatron?
www2.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-06-27 05:23:36 PM  
 
2013-06-27 08:00:34 PM  

SMB2811: SN1987a goes boom: [i.i.com.com image 850x410]

http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2013/06/700000-year-old-horse- be comes-ol.html

You were saying?


The Joke.

Your Head.
 
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