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2013-06-27 07:03:10 AM
Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help.
 
2013-06-27 07:04:14 AM
Golly.
 
2013-06-27 07:15:47 AM
I haven't felt this bad since we watched that Ronald Reagan film!
 
2013-06-27 07:32:37 AM
blogs.amctv.com

/obscure?
 
2013-06-27 07:36:56 AM
I heard that Airplane III was an awesome movie.

I was told that they are planning to release it on DVD as a double feature with real clear video of Bigfoot.
 
2013-06-27 07:45:21 AM
I haven't seen anything that bad since the Anita Bryant concert.
 
2013-06-27 07:47:27 AM

calbert: [blogs.amctv.com image 560x330]

/obscure?


Are you on drugs?  This man needs a hospital.
 
2013-06-27 07:47:42 AM
They bought their tickets. Ey knew what eu were getting into. I saw, let 'me crash!
 
2013-06-27 07:48:33 AM
A hospital?! What is it?
 
2013-06-27 07:48:39 AM

JasonOfOrillia: calbert: [blogs.amctv.com image 560x330]

/obscure?

Are you on drugs?  This man needs a hospital.


What is it?
 
2013-06-27 07:48:40 AM

JasonOfOrillia: calbert: [blogs.amctv.com image 560x330]

/obscure?

Are you on drugs?  This man needs a hospital.


A hospital? What is it?
 
2013-06-27 07:50:01 AM
www.wearysloth.com

RIP James Hong
 
2013-06-27 07:51:12 AM
'Cuty say 'e can't hang!'
 
2013-06-27 07:54:45 AM

Tommy Moo: JasonOfOrillia: calbert: [blogs.amctv.com image 560x330]

/obscure?

Are you on drugs?  This man needs a hospital.

What is it?


Prank Call of Cthulhu: JasonOfOrillia: calbert: [blogs.amctv.com image 560x330]

/obscure?

Are you on drugs?  This man needs a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?


It's a large building with patients, but that's not important right now.
 
2013-06-27 07:56:02 AM
ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ, ಇದು ಏನು?
 
2013-06-27 07:56:02 AM
I don't understand a single word of anything anyone has commented thus far

I don't think that's because of the tablespoon of peyote I had with my last coffee, but I can't be sure
 
2013-06-27 07:56:14 AM
I thought the headline might have referred to Jim Davis.
 
2013-06-27 07:56:37 AM
I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2013-06-27 07:56:47 AM

Lady J: I don't understand a single word of anything anyone has commented thus far

I don't think that's because of the tablespoon of peyote I had with my last coffee, but I can't be sure


ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ, ಇದು ಏನು?

ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ, ಇದು ಏನು?

ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ, ಇದು ಏನು??!??
 
2013-06-27 07:57:42 AM

CarnySaur: I thought the headline might have referred to Jim Davis.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-27 08:01:12 AM
Striker striker striker STRIKE HER!
 
2013-06-27 08:02:34 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Lady J: I don't understand a single word of anything anyone has commented thus far

I don't think that's because of the tablespoon of peyote I had with my last coffee, but I can't be sure

ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ, ಇದು ಏನು?

ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ, ಇದು ಏನು?

ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ, ಇದು ಏನು??!??


i171.photobucket.com

Air Israel, please clear the runway!
 
2013-06-27 08:06:24 AM
Waitress! Change my order to the soup!
 
2013-06-27 08:16:23 AM
Were they over Macho Grande?
 
2013-06-27 08:16:38 AM

calbert: /obscure?


Surely you can't be serious.
 
2013-06-27 08:17:29 AM

OregonVet: calbert: /obscure?

Surely you can't be serious.


I am serious. And stop calling Shirley.
 
2013-06-27 08:21:43 AM
He thinks he is Ethel Merman.
 
2013-06-27 08:24:30 AM

Sxooter: Were they over Macho Grande?


I don't think they'll ever get over macho grande
 
2013-06-27 08:24:38 AM
Worse, I hear the pilot had a drinking problem

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-06-27 08:29:21 AM
Does anyone here speak jive?
 
2013-06-27 08:29:28 AM
smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2013-06-27 08:31:14 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Does anyone here speak jive?


Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.
 
2013-06-27 08:36:15 AM
Ha ha!
Movie quote!
 
2013-06-27 08:37:22 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Ha ha!
Movie quote!


Movie quote? What's that?
 
2013-06-27 08:38:45 AM
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
 
2013-06-27 08:39:13 AM
These quotes sure bring back memories...

Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle
 
2013-06-27 08:41:35 AM

calbert: [blogs.amctv.com image 560x330]

/obscure?


img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-06-27 08:47:36 AM
Over Macho Grande?
 
2013-06-27 08:47:47 AM
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There's never stopping in a white zone.
 
2013-06-27 08:49:51 AM
FTFA:  "fifteen people took ill..."

Took Ill?  How about became ill?  WTF, I (and just about every other farker) could be a way better "journalist" than 95% of the crap I see in print.  Where do they get these writers?
 
2013-06-27 08:50:28 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2013-06-27 08:50:55 AM

Cold_Sassy: FTFA:  "fifteen people took ill..."

Took Ill?  How about became ill?  WTF, I (and just about every other farker) could be a way better "journalist" than 95% of the crap I see in print.  Where do they get these writers?


you realize of course that "took ill" is a perfectly proper phrasing?
 
2013-06-27 08:51:51 AM
What a pisser.
 
2013-06-27 08:54:50 AM
OK, show of hands here: how many farkers with pilots' licenses secretly refuse to eat airline food (in the rare cases when it's actually offered) in the hope that the pilots both eat the fish and take ill, causing the stewardess to ask if there's anyone who can fly an airplane on board?

C'mon, you know you've done it.
 
2013-06-27 08:54:59 AM
I love a good Airplane thread.

\Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
 
2013-06-27 08:57:22 AM

blast yer scuppers: I love a good Airplane thread.

\Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...


'Gots to be!'
 
2013-06-27 08:57:47 AM
i.imgur.com
They should be ok, they're on instruments.
 
2013-06-27 09:05:19 AM

Tom_Slick: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There's never stopping in a white zone.


Seriously nothing in recent memory beats the moderator fight this year when that loading and unloading shiat got posted, I think I peed my pants a little.
 
2013-06-27 09:09:52 AM

tillerman35: OK, show of hands here: how many farkers with pilots' licenses secretly refuse to eat airline food (in the rare cases when it's actually offered) in the hope that the pilots both eat the fish and take ill, causing the stewardess to ask if there's anyone who can fly an airplane on board?

C'mon, you know you've done it.


Dunno about the meal, but I avoid the free soda because of my drinking problem.

/Is there like a list of who gets to fly the airplane in case the pilot and co-pilot are incapacitated?
/You know, to rank your experience and flight hours for comparison with other passengers.
/I'd hate to be on the flight where a fighter pilot gets passed over for a kid who's got a dozen hours in flight simulator.
/No, I don't care if he's ever been in a turkish bath or likes Gladiator movies.
 
2013-06-27 09:12:56 AM

blast yer scuppers: I love a good Airplane thread.

\Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...


... leg her down and smack em yak em!
 
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