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(SFGate)   Woman sues Monster energy drink over her son's death because she let him drink two cans of it a day for three years   (sfgate.com ) divider line 14
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2013-06-27 09:41:41 AM  
5 votes:
I am going to sue Playboy for causing my blindness.
2013-06-27 09:29:27 AM  
5 votes:
I'm going to sue Jack Daniels for what he did to me last night.
2013-06-27 09:24:44 AM  
5 votes:
It's like Darwin in a can.
2013-06-27 01:06:32 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-06-27 09:44:24 AM  
3 votes:

Woman sues Monster energy drink over her son's death


That takes bawls.
2013-06-27 09:38:00 AM  
3 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: I'm going to sue Jack Daniels for what he did to me last night.


img839.imageshack.us  :P
2013-06-27 09:31:41 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-06-27 09:39:05 AM  
2 votes:
"But mooooooooom, I need my taurine!"
2013-06-27 09:33:33 AM  
2 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: d23: she lives near an airport.

Near an airport under power lines.


While enjoying a healthy diet of paint chips.
2013-06-27 10:00:57 AM  
1 vote:

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That's funny, the last can I saw had a limit of one a day.  Was it revised downward or is the recommendation different in the US versus Canada?
2013-06-27 09:46:02 AM  
1 vote:

Englebert Slaptyback: Woman sues Monster energy drink over her son's death


That takes bawls.


That shiat fueled many a LAN party back in my day.
2013-06-27 09:38:20 AM  
1 vote:
I find it hard to believe that someone would die just from consuming 2 energy drink a day.  I'm thinking this kid had an undiagnosed heart condition prior...
2013-06-27 09:38:09 AM  
1 vote:
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This stuff makes monster seem like xanax
2013-06-27 09:35:06 AM  
1 vote:
Attention Energy Drink Fans:  Caffeine pills are $4 for a bottle of 100 at Walmart.  Paying $2 for a nickel's worth of caffeine mixed into a can of toxic waste and a dash of totally worthless vitamins makes you the very definition of a consumer whore.
 
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