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2013-06-27 09:24:44 AM  
It's like Darwin in a can.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-27 09:27:08 AM  
she lives near an airport.
 
2013-06-27 09:29:27 AM  
I'm going to sue Jack Daniels for what he did to me last night.
 
2013-06-27 09:30:22 AM  
Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.
 
2013-06-27 09:31:26 AM  
Someone put up a 2 year old article clipping in the breakroom about how dangerous Monster energy drinks are because they killed 5 people in that year.

When you read the article, the people who died were mostly teenagers who were drinking way too goddamn much of it.
 
2013-06-27 09:31:33 AM  
Because companies cause bad parenting...
 
2013-06-27 09:31:41 AM  
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2013-06-27 09:31:48 AM  
And yet again, self accountability is tossed out the window, and handouts are expected..

Damn, I hate people...
 
2013-06-27 09:31:49 AM  

d23: she lives near an airport.


Near an airport under power lines.
 
2013-06-27 09:32:52 AM  

Codenamechaz: Someone put up a 2 year old article clipping in the breakroom about how dangerous Monster energy drinks are because they killed 5 people in that year.

When you read the article, the people who died were mostly teenagers who were drinking way too goddamn much of it.


Yes, but much like cocaine we must ban caffeine to SAVE THE CHILDREN. WHY WON'T YOU THINK ABOUT THE WELFARE AND WELL BEING OF THE CHILDREN!
 
2013-06-27 09:33:09 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: d23: she lives near an airport.

Near an airport under power lines.


Next to an R.J. Reynolds processing plant...  beside a Wal-mart...
 
2013-06-27 09:33:33 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: d23: she lives near an airport.

Near an airport under power lines.


While enjoying a healthy diet of paint chips.
 
2013-06-27 09:33:50 AM  
FTA: The lawsuit filed in Alameda County Superior Court alleges Morris would not have died if he did not drink two cans of Monster's energy drink every day for the three years before his death, including the day he died.

because the most important thing after having a heart attack is to keep your energy up
 
2013-06-27 09:34:19 AM  
Yup. Darwin award. Except if the little idiot had already produced even smaller idiots. 19, after all.
 
2013-06-27 09:34:38 AM  

metallion: And yet again, self accountability is tossed out the window, and handouts are expected..

Damn, I hate people...


This!

Take responsibility for your actions and that of your children's actions. Stop pointing fingers where they do not belong.
 
2013-06-27 09:35:06 AM  
Attention Energy Drink Fans:  Caffeine pills are $4 for a bottle of 100 at Walmart.  Paying $2 for a nickel's worth of caffeine mixed into a can of toxic waste and a dash of totally worthless vitamins makes you the very definition of a consumer whore.
 
2013-06-27 09:36:54 AM  

yves0010: Take responsibility for your actions and that of your children's actions. Stop pointing fingers where they do not belong.


What do you want to bet, she only fed him nutritious meals from McDonald's and Jack in the Box starting around age 2.
 
2013-06-27 09:36:56 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: d23: she lives near an airport.

Near an airport under power lines.


Right by the nuclear power plant.
 
2013-06-27 09:37:27 AM  

metallion: And yet again, self accountability is tossed out the window, and handouts are expected..

Damn, I hate people...


So he should have known drinking 2 cans a day for 3 years could kill him?  What if the trial proves that the company knew they where selling a dangerous product?

Damn, I hate people...
 
2013-06-27 09:37:41 AM  

Sunrazor: Slaves2Darkness: d23: she lives near an airport.

Near an airport under power lines.

While enjoying a healthy diet of paint chips.


That she washes down with water from her lead pipes.
 
2013-06-27 09:38:00 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'm going to sue Jack Daniels for what he did to me last night.


img839.imageshack.us  :P
 
2013-06-27 09:38:07 AM  
I've had a Mountain Dew Amp energy drink, redbull, or now the new Mountain Dew Kickstart energy drinks at least once a day for the last like 6 years.  Should I be worried?
 
2013-06-27 09:38:09 AM  
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This stuff makes monster seem like xanax
 
2013-06-27 09:38:20 AM  
I find it hard to believe that someone would die just from consuming 2 energy drink a day.  I'm thinking this kid had an undiagnosed heart condition prior...
 
2013-06-27 09:38:36 AM  
Fark Headline: "She let him..." RTA: He was 19.

So parents are supposed to control what their adult children consume now?

An adult drank 2 cans a day of something that is legal and easily purchased at any convenience store or grocery store in the country.... and this is the mom's fault?

I don't know that 2 cans a day of an energy drink can kill you - my guess is that there were other causes involved, and I"m pretty sure I drink more than that much caffeine every day considering the amount of coffee I drink - but this headline is retarded.
 
2013-06-27 09:39:05 AM  
"But mooooooooom, I need my taurine!"
 
2013-06-27 09:39:24 AM  

metallion: And yet again, self accountability is tossed out the window, and handouts are expected..

Damn, I hate people scumbag lawyers who enable idiots to file retarded lawsuits...


FTFY
 
2013-06-27 09:39:48 AM  

Tom_Slick: yves0010: Take responsibility for your actions and that of your children's actions. Stop pointing fingers where they do not belong.

What do you want to bet, she only fed him nutritious meals from McDonald's and Jack in the Box starting around age 2.


You can actually eat marginally healthy at both places if you judiciously chose your menu items and portion sizes. You'll still be high on the salt intake, but nothing that excess water cannot take care of.

But who am I kidding, letting your kid drink 2 of these things a day is asking for a death wish so chances are high she lacked the rational ability to think through actions vs consequences.
 
2013-06-27 09:40:52 AM  

dookdookdook: Attention Energy Drink Fans:  Caffeine pills are $4 for a bottle of 100 at Walmart.  Paying $2 for a nickel's worth of caffeine mixed into a can of toxic waste and a dash of totally worthless vitamins makes you the very definition of a consumer whore.


Everyone knows if you want a real kick, just buy a preworkout mix. Ends up being cheaper and you get a helluva lot more stimulants!

www.sixpacksmackdown.com
 
2013-06-27 09:41:41 AM  
I am going to sue Playboy for causing my blindness.
 
2013-06-27 09:41:48 AM  

raanne: Fark Headline: "She let him..." RTA: He was 19.

So parents are supposed to control what their adult children consume now?

An adult drank 2 cans a day of something that is legal and easily purchased at any convenience store or grocery store in the country.... and this is the mom's fault?

I don't know that 2 cans a day of an energy drink can kill you - my guess is that there were other causes involved, and I"m pretty sure I drink more than that much caffeine every day considering the amount of coffee I drink - but this headline is retarded.


So a parent has no control over a 16 year old?
 
2013-06-27 09:42:04 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Tom_Slick: yves0010: Take responsibility for your actions and that of your children's actions. Stop pointing fingers where they do not belong.

What do you want to bet, she only fed him nutritious meals from McDonald's and Jack in the Box starting around age 2.

You can actually eat marginally healthy at both places if you judiciously chose your menu items and portion sizes. You'll still be high on the salt intake, but nothing that excess water cannot take care of.

But who am I kidding, letting your kid drink 2 of these things a day is asking for a death wish so chances are high she lacked the rational ability to think through actions vs consequences.


Or maybe she was just anticipating this as a payday.
 
2013-06-27 09:42:17 AM  

Albert911emt: Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.


I was thinking the same thing. 2 cans a day really shouldn't kill an otherwise healthy 19 year old.

My guess is that he was enormous. If he drank 2 cans of Monster per day, he probably wasn't counting calories.
 
2013-06-27 09:42:51 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Tom_Slick: yves0010: Take responsibility for your actions and that of your children's actions. Stop pointing fingers where they do not belong.

What do you want to bet, she only fed him nutritious meals from McDonald's and Jack in the Box starting around age 2.

You can actually eat marginally healthy at both places if you judiciously chose your menu items and portion sizes. You'll still be high on the salt intake, but nothing that excess water cannot take care of.

But who am I kidding, letting your kid drink 2 of these things a day is asking for a death wish so chances are high she lacked the rational ability to think through actions vs consequences.


You can also get a Salad at the Varsity in Atlanta, but 99% go for the Chili Dogs and Chili Burgers, washed down with a Frosted Orange and Fried Pie.
 
2013-06-27 09:43:03 AM  
As this 40 year old peers over the 16 oz cup of coffee that just barely gets him going, I'm going to have to say I don't think this girl died from a three year old, 320 mg daily caffeine habit.  Either there was something wrong with her heart, or she was ingesting something else.
 
2013-06-27 09:43:27 AM  

raanne: Fark Headline: "She let him..." RTA: He was 19.

So parents are supposed to control what their adult children consume now?

An adult drank 2 cans a day of something that is legal and easily purchased at any convenience store or grocery store in the country.... and this is the mom's fault?

I don't know that 2 cans a day of an energy drink can kill you - my guess is that there were other causes involved, and I"m pretty sure I drink more than that much caffeine every day considering the amount of coffee I drink - but this headline is retarded.


He drank it for 3 years, so he was 16 when he started, and unless he was a huge shiathead who got kicked out, odds are he was living at home under her supervision until at least 18.
 
2013-06-27 09:44:24 AM  

Woman sues Monster energy drink over her son's death


That takes bawls.
 
2013-06-27 09:44:31 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: So a parent has no control over a 16 year old?


Not a whole lot, no. Are you telling me your parents could have stopped you from buying things at a convenience store when you were 16? Mine couldn't even stop me from getting drunk.
 
2013-06-27 09:44:42 AM  
Won't someone please think of the giant corporations? It's so hard for them in the US these days
 
2013-06-27 09:46:02 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Woman sues Monster energy drink over her son's death


That takes bawls.


That shiat fueled many a LAN party back in my day.
 
2013-06-27 09:46:39 AM  

jfivealive: I've had a Mountain Dew Amp energy drink, redbull, or now the new Mountain Dew Kickstart energy drinks at least once a day for the last like 6 years.  Should I be worried?


We'll just to be safe go tell the loved ones you'll leave behind not to sue any corporations that may have sold you a dangerous product sold as an "energy" drink.  Cause that would make them total jerks.
 
2013-06-27 09:48:17 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Woman sues Monster energy drink over her son's death


That takes bawls.


Queue pictures of Halle Berry in a bikini...
 
2013-06-27 09:49:05 AM  
He was 19 years old when he died, he was legally an adult, and presumably was making his own decisions.
 
2013-06-27 09:49:54 AM  
I've had two a day for about six months once.  Had to stop because it tore up my stomach.  I also know people who drink nothing but energy drinks during the day and alcohol at night and I know of no problems with their health.  I think there may have been an unknown health problem that the son had and/or the mother is looking for a payday.
 
2013-06-27 09:51:40 AM  
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2013-06-27 09:51:58 AM  

for good or for awesome: jfivealive: I've had a Mountain Dew Amp energy drink, redbull, or now the new Mountain Dew Kickstart energy drinks at least once a day for the last like 6 years.  Should I be worried?

We'll just to be safe go tell the loved ones you'll leave behind not to sue any corporations that may have sold you a dangerous product sold as an "energy" drink.  Cause that would make them total jerks.


Hell no.  While they're at it they can sue Camel, Budweiser, McDonalds, Wendys, Taco Bell, Five Guys, and my wife.
 
2013-06-27 09:54:08 AM  
I tried Monster once. It tasted like something off the bottom of a septic truck's oil pan.

I'll stick with Mello Yello & Sun Drop.
 
2013-06-27 09:55:04 AM  

neversubmit: [i3.photobucket.com image 454x469]


That right there can and will be used against her in the court assuming this goes in front of a judge. They have a warning label and it is clearly visible. The only stupid argument against that is it does not tell you to see a Doctor before drinking.

/partly serious.. partly joking. You pick which is which.
 
2013-06-27 09:58:44 AM  

yves0010: neversubmit: [i3.photobucket.com image 454x469]

That right there can and will be used against her in the court assuming this goes in front of a judge. They have a warning label and it is clearly visible. The only stupid argument against that is it does not tell you to see a Doctor before drinking.

/partly serious.. partly joking. You pick which is which.


It will go before a judge.  It's California, a wrongful death suit that can be blamed on an evil corporation, even though Monster really isn't at fault, they'll lose.
 
2013-06-27 09:59:57 AM  

jfivealive: I've had a Mountain Dew Amp energy drink, redbull, or now the new Mountain Dew Kickstart energy drinks at least once a day for the last like 6 years.  Should I be worried?


Nah... carry on.  Add another can to your day!  Go ahead, it's good for ya.
 
2013-06-27 10:00:28 AM  
No no no.  He was drinking a Monster while driving.  He dropped the can on his lap, causing him to swerve and hit a tree.  Hence, it was Monster's fault for him getting into the accident.

Pretty cut and dry lawsuit.
 
2013-06-27 10:00:57 AM  

neversubmit: [i3.photobucket.com image 454x469]


That's funny, the last can I saw had a limit of one a day.  Was it revised downward or is the recommendation different in the US versus Canada?
 
2013-06-27 10:04:36 AM  

yves0010: neversubmit: [i3.photobucket.com image 454x469]

That right there can and will be used against her in the court assuming this goes in front of a judge. They have a warning label and it is clearly visible. The only stupid argument against that is it does not tell you to see a Doctor before drinking.

/partly serious.. partly joking. You pick which is which.


Actually, it could be used against Monster since it says you can drink 3 a day and the claim is the child drank 2 a day (pretty interesting the lawsuit states a number under what the can said as opposed to a number like 4 - as that would imply the kid would be at fault)
 
2013-06-27 10:06:56 AM  
So, I guess you'd rather they consume these?

www.rawstory.com
 
2013-06-27 10:07:36 AM  

for good or for awesome: metallion: And yet again, self accountability is tossed out the window, and handouts are expected..

Damn, I hate people...

So he should have known drinking 2 cans a day for 3 years could kill him?  What if the trial proves that the company knew they where selling a dangerous product?

Damn, I hate people...


People are aware that smoking can kill them, but they still do it...  What's the difference?
 
2013-06-27 10:08:17 AM  

p51d007: So, I guess you'd rather they consume these?

[www.rawstory.com image 457x400]


No. Those are for me. Give them here.
 
2013-06-27 10:10:08 AM  

Albert911emt: Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.


Here's the nutrion facts on the regular Monster:

nutri2go.com

Surprisingly, not as awful as I thought, though 4 servings of this a day probably meant that the kid had a higher than normal daily intake of sodium and carbs.
 
2013-06-27 10:12:19 AM  
The stuff makes me shiat blood if I drink too much. I actually love the taste of the green ones. Would love if I could get the flavor without the extra caffeine or supplements in it. shiatting blood is cooler than you think btw.
 
2013-06-27 10:13:49 AM  

Champion of the Sun: The stuff makes me shiat blood if I drink too much. I actually love the taste of the green ones. Would love if I could get the flavor without the extra caffeine or supplements in it. shiatting blood is cooler than you think btw.


Cartman?
 
2013-06-27 10:13:53 AM  

thornhill: Albert911emt: Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.

Here's the nutrion facts on the regular Monster:

[nutri2go.com image 343x650]

Surprisingly, not as awful as I thought, though 4 servings of this a day probably meant that the kid had a higher than normal daily intake of sodium and carbs.


What the hell is Carnitine?
 
2013-06-27 10:14:01 AM  
At my old job Hollywood energy drinks used to be a sponser so they would dump off a ton of that toxic waste. If I was working at a club and was tired only a half a can at most would get me moving. It was godawful. I still remember when college kids used to just drink Jolt to stay up.

At this one office I worked at one of the managers was this tall skinny guy he would drink 4 monster energy drinks a day and down a bunch of pills. By 2 pm he was acting like tweek from southpark.
 
2013-06-27 10:15:37 AM  

TeDDD: neversubmit: [i3.photobucket.com image 454x469]

That's funny, the last can I saw had a limit of one a day.  Was it revised downward or is the recommendation different in the US versus Canada?


idk I just gis: monster label
 
2013-06-27 10:15:43 AM  
Why should Monster Beverage be responsible for someone abusing their product?
 
2013-06-27 10:20:12 AM  

BMFPitt: IdBeCrazyIf: Tom_Slick: yves0010: Take responsibility for your actions and that of your children's actions. Stop pointing fingers where they do not belong.

What do you want to bet, she only fed him nutritious meals from McDonald's and Jack in the Box starting around age 2.

You can actually eat marginally healthy at both places if you judiciously chose your menu items and portion sizes. You'll still be high on the salt intake, but nothing that excess water cannot take care of.

But who am I kidding, letting your kid drink 2 of these things a day is asking for a death wish so chances are high she lacked the rational ability to think through actions vs consequences.

Or maybe she was just anticipating this as a payday.


Such delicious sociopathic thinking.  Awesome.
 
2013-06-27 10:22:50 AM  
A can of Monster has 160mg of caffeine. A cup of coffee has around 100mg. Drinking 2 cans of Monster a day is like drinking 3-4 cups of coffee a day, which isn't THAT much. If he died from the caffeine, he would have had to have a preexisting condition.
 
2013-06-27 10:22:56 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Why should Monster Beverage be responsible for someone abusing their product?


Ok, what's the legal definition of "abuse" here? Look up "contributory negligence" as well.
 
2013-06-27 10:25:05 AM  
FDA: 5 Death Reports for Monster Energy Drink

The FDA is investigating reports of five deaths and a nonfatal heart attack in people who drank high-caffeine energy drinks made by the Monster Energy Company

That was in October 2012
 
2013-06-27 10:27:10 AM  
My friend had to be airlifted, he's sworn off Monster now.
 
2013-06-27 10:34:36 AM  
The caffeine content is around the same as coffee. If I were Starbucks I'd be funding the defence just so that bad precedents aren't set.
 
2013-06-27 10:42:16 AM  
It seems like if the Monster Energy drink company can show this kid ate nothing but crap (which I would bet is true), then they can suggest that it wasn't their energy drinks but his poor diet that did him in.

Energy drinks are a huge waste of money. Buy a coffee maker and vitamins if you want that kind of buzz.
 
2013-06-27 10:43:06 AM  

Albert911emt: Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.


Remember Len Bias?  IIRC, he had some rare heart condition when he died while doing cocaine, but all the anti-drug folks used him to say how dangerous cocaine is.

I'm not saying doing cocaine is a good idea, but most people don't die from it.

I've never drank Monster.

I'm drinking coffee right now though - 3rd cup of the day.  Yee-haw!
 
2013-06-27 10:48:13 AM  

Hopman: I tried Monster once. It tasted like something off the bottom of a septic truck's oil pan.


The inside or the outside? Because it makes a difference.
I think a dose of hydrocarbon chains would taste better than the foul muck undercoating a septic truck, especially if it had to drive through an overflow. Plus less fecal bacteria.
 
2013-06-27 10:54:11 AM  

Great Janitor: I've had two a day for about six months once.  Had to stop because it tore up my stomach.  I also know people who drink nothing but energy drinks during the day and alcohol at night and I know of no problems with their health.  I think there may have been an unknown health problem that the son had and/or the mother is looking for a payday.


When I was working nights I started drinking two of those a night to stay up. The only problem was when I got of I couldn't sleep so I would end up going back to work tired because of lack of sleep. This led to a nasty cycle. After about a month I completely stopped drinking them and got my sleep pattern right again.

But anyway I'm pretty sure this kid was drinking way more than 2 a day. I have seen people at work drink this stuff like it is water, going through 4 or 5 of them a day.

And another thing about Monster is that it is not only the caffeine content that you have to worry about. It also contains other stimulants that act along with the caffeine.
 
2013-06-27 10:59:18 AM  
Fiance used to drink the orange can and yellow can Monsters. Doesn't anymore, but not for any health reason, just stopped drinking them. (He now opts for Mountain Dew.)

When I worked nights, I would hit Red Bull like a dope fiend. Quit after I had to chase a guy one night and I thought my heart was going to explode. Coincidentally, that same evening I had an epiphany that RB just tasted...terrible.

I would wager that this guy probably had an underlying heart issue, or he was ingesting other "stimulants."

/not a doctor
 
2013-06-27 11:29:32 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

What? It's not good enough for you now? If you don't like it maybe your too young to be drinking caffeine!

"Man up" and stop drinking sugary fizzy drinks. Probably the kind of douche-nozzle who would have grown up to drink alcopops instead of real beer and whiskey.

/No so serious about that
//Don't drink "Energy Drinks", they're not good for you
 
2013-06-27 11:57:52 AM  

sboyle1020: I find it hard to believe that someone would die just from consuming 2 energy drink a day.  I'm thinking this kid had an undiagnosed heart condition prior...


Yeah, pretty much... Each energy drink has about a cup's worth of caffeine in it. Maybe two. I wouldn't think it would be enough to kill you.
 
2013-06-27 11:59:48 AM  

Xlr8urfark: thornhill: Albert911emt: Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.

Here's the nutrion facts on the regular Monster:

[nutri2go.com image 343x650]

Surprisingly, not as awful as I thought, though 4 servings of this a day probably meant that the kid had a higher than normal daily intake of sodium and carbs.

What the hell is Carnitine?


It's actually illegal for them to tell you - you'd have unlawful carnital knowledge...
 
2013-06-27 12:12:13 PM  
I drank a 12 pack of Mountain Dew every day for at least 3 of my teenage years and I survived. As an added bonus I might be sterile! This guy was clearly a wuss.
 
2013-06-27 12:18:10 PM  
I would say this... I LOVE green Monsters.

I do not drink them often (obviously), but I REALLY like the taste.

Don't know if they made them different where I live (the shiat you Americans drink is NOT Coca Cola...), but that thing taste like overstimulated heaven.

/Yes, I do drink sweet "girly" cocktails.
//Whiskey is for barbarians...
 
2013-06-27 12:47:01 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Codenamechaz: Someone put up a 2 year old article clipping in the breakroom about how dangerous Monster energy drinks are because they killed 5 people in that year.

When you read the article, the people who died were mostly teenagers who were drinking way too goddamn much of it.

Yes, but much like cocaine we must ban caffeine to SAVE THE CHILDREN. WHY WON'T YOU THINK ABOUT THE WELFARE AND WELL BEING OF THE CHILDREN!


but it's OK to cut the budget for SNAP benefits because socialism
 
2013-06-27 01:06:32 PM  
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2013-06-27 01:22:15 PM  

Albert911emt: Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.


This. Obviously it's stupid to drink that much of the stuff but I very much doubt that would kill you. It would make you fat and lonely, which would eventually sap your will to live, of course.
 
2013-06-27 01:32:34 PM  

thornhill: Albert911emt: Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.

Here's the nutrion facts on the regular Monster:

[nutri2go.com image 343x650]

Surprisingly, not as awful as I thought, though 4 servings of this a day probably meant that the kid had a higher than normal daily intake of sodium and carbs.


I'm sure the 2500 mg of their "energy blend" might have been a bigger issue here... The lethal dose of caffeine is impressive, but chronic doses might have nudged his health a bit...

Buuuut...

Can these people not read? Yes, the kids death is tragic, but if you look at the ingredients on all of these so called energy drinks, you have to be aware how much caffeine and other stimulants are in these drinks... Taking that amount of anything every day is never smart...

People really need to start taking responsibility for their own actions and stop looking to sue someone for being foolish...
 
2013-06-27 01:46:32 PM  

Arcturus72: Buuuut...

Can these people not read? Yes, the kids death is tragic, but if you look at the ingredients on all of these so called energy drinks, you have to be aware how much caffeine and other stimulants are in these drinks... Taking that amount of anything every day is never smart...

People really need to start taking responsibility for their own actions and stop looking to sue someone for being foolish...


I see this all the time at drug stores: Parents buying their overweight kids soda and junk food. I truly mean this: it's tragic.
 
2013-06-27 02:03:19 PM  

Xlr8urfark: thornhill: Albert911emt: Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.

Here's the nutrion facts on the regular Monster:

[nutri2go.com image 343x650]

Surprisingly, not as awful as I thought, though 4 servings of this a day probably meant that the kid had a higher than normal daily intake of sodium and carbs.

What the hell is Carnitine?


It's what plants crave.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-27 02:46:20 PM  

Xlr8urfark: thornhill: Albert911emt: Two cans a day doesn't sound like much. I'm thinking something else musta been up with the kid. On the other hand, quit drinking so much caffeine and sugar, dummy.

Here's the nutrion facts on the regular Monster:

[nutri2go.com image 343x650]

Surprisingly, not as awful as I thought, though 4 servings of this a day probably meant that the kid had a higher than normal daily intake of sodium and carbs.

What the hell is Carnitine?


Coincidentally:

"L-carnitine is used for conditions of the and vessels including heart-related, (CHF), heart complications of a disease called diphtheria,, leg pain caused by circulation problems (intermittent claudication), and."

I guess they put that in there to balance out the massive dose of caffeine you are ingesting.  :)

my alt's alt's alt: I drank a 12 pack of Mountain Dew every day for at least 3 of my teenage years and I survived. As an added bonus I might be sterile! This guy was clearly a wuss.


Mtn dew has ~5mg per ounce of caffeine.  The high end monster drinks/shots have 80mg per ounce.  That's no adding in the other "energy blend" items.


I'm a big fan of personal responsibility but I don't think most people get how much caffeine and other shiat is stuffed into those drinks.  There should be a point when they move it from the soft drinks section to the medicine aisle.  That said I don't think there is anything out there that says prolong caffeine use/abuse would lead to heart issues.  Everything I have read is about overdose which comes in at a pretty high number.
 
2013-06-27 02:49:13 PM  

dookdookdook: Attention Energy Drink Fans:  Caffeine pills are $4 for a bottle of 100 at Walmart.  Paying $2 for a nickel's worth of caffeine mixed into a can of toxic waste and a dash of totally worthless vitamins makes you the very definition of a consumer whore.

Pluiss you can take b vitamins if you want or *gasp* maybe take a multivitamin each day or god forbid eat balanced meals... where will the insanity stop!!!!!
 
2013-06-27 03:10:00 PM  
I would be very surprised if the energy drinks are what did this kid in. Energy drinks usually have a lot lower caffeine content than coffee. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of farkers here drink more caffeine daily than the contents of 2 energy drinks. The rest is just basically soda, and while 32oz of full-sugar soda daily isn't a healthy choice, it isn't going to kill a healthy teenager in only a couple years.
 
2013-06-27 03:52:55 PM  

metallion: for good or for awesome: metallion: And yet again, self accountability is tossed out the window, and handouts are expected..

Damn, I hate people...

So he should have known drinking 2 cans a day for 3 years could kill him?  What if the trial proves that the company knew they where selling a dangerous product?

Damn, I hate people...

People are aware that smoking can kill them, but they still do it...  What's the difference?


The difference is how caffeine and nicotine is regulated.  Monster may be innocent of this persons death but if their product did have any hand in it maybe a lawsuit will wake people up to the potential dangers.
I don't like the knee jerk reaction to lawsuits that everyone is totally on their own in knowing all the consequences of consuming products available at any store with no age restrictions.
Who sells tobacco and who they sell it to and how they advertise it is very much regulated.  Caffeine not so much.
 
2013-06-27 05:08:43 PM  
www.luckyvitamin.com

This is the stuff that finally cured me of my diet dr. pepper habit.

We call it "Mormon meth" in our household. If I drink an entire bottle, I can get a month's worth of software engineering (contract) done in one frightening overnight burst. Then I sleep for two days, and I have the rest of the month free to do other stuff, like fishing with my son or designing random things on ponoko.
 
2013-06-28 12:54:36 AM  
sunday Sunday SUNDAYYYY

MONSTER TRUC
what?

Oh.
 
2013-06-28 08:02:32 PM  
bastard mother for not including a Dianetics brochure on every can
 
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