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(The Consumerist)   Taco Bell employee accused of groping customer's breasts, marks the first time the employee touched real meat   (consumerist.com) divider line 32
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2013-06-27 10:09:32 AM  
Turns out not to be the case: They were implants.
 
2013-06-27 10:09:34 AM  
. . . other than his own, I'm guessing.
 
2013-06-27 10:10:14 AM  
The manager of the Taco Bell says that the employee told him that the woman in the April incident had exposed her breasts to him and propositioned him for free food. The employee denies groping either of his accusers.

Well we know that's a damn lie since nothing at Taco Bell is worth exposing your tits for
 
2013-06-27 10:11:44 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Well we know that's a damn lie since nothing at Taco Bell is worth exposing your tits for


Used to get it all the time at the Bloomington, IN Papa John's.
 
2013-06-27 10:12:28 AM  
So, it happens to one woman, she tells her roommate who then says "Hey, me too!" then calls the cops with a story about the employee entering the car and molesting her.  Sorry, but my bullshiat detector is beeping.  No woman I know would not call the cops when a stranger at a fast food joint just hops into the back of a car without an invite.
 
2013-06-27 10:16:10 AM  

PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: Well we know that's a damn lie since nothing at Taco Bell is worth exposing your tits for

Used to get it all the time at the Bloomington, IN Papa John's.


......see here I am wondering what year and am starting to freak out since I lived in Bloomington for a spell
 
2013-06-27 10:18:02 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: Well we know that's a damn lie since nothing at Taco Bell is worth exposing your tits for

Used to get it all the time at the Bloomington, IN Papa John's.

......see here I am wondering what year and am starting to freak out since I lived in Bloomington for a spell


Well...I worked there about 3 years ago. How's that line up?

Also...how YOU doin'?
 
2013-06-27 10:18:28 AM  
stagevu.com
It was round and soft. Now get back to work.
 
2013-06-27 10:27:55 AM  
I wonder how many times that move actually worked for the guy...

/I bet it's more than once.
 
2013-06-27 10:33:08 AM  
better than the last guy, he got caught licking tacos....
 
2013-06-27 10:37:46 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Well...I worked there about 3 years ago. How's that line up?

Also...how YOU doin'?


*wipes forehead

This was several years ago, I ran the Electronics Boutique down there.

And got drunkenly almost raped at the gay bar when my friends took me bar hopping on my 21st

Good times....good times
 
2013-06-27 10:39:31 AM  
I think the bigger issue here is this latest trend of having to pull past the window and wait for your food to be brought out to you.
 
2013-06-27 10:43:50 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I ran the Electronics Boutique down there.


Oh...oh, god, I'm so sorry. All those college kids, and...Jesus. Jesus, how did you survive it?
 
2013-06-27 10:55:57 AM  

Vanquish: I think the bigger issue here is this latest trend of having to pull past the window and wait for your food to be brought out to you.


I farking hate that.

Two years ago I went through a McDonald's drive thru and had to wait in the parking lot.  The clerk cleared out my order as served, so when my food was ready, it sat there.  After ten minutes I walked in demanding to know what was taking so long.  The clerk handed me my food, the bag that had just sat to the side. I said no, I asked for the manager, asked how was possible for a place that serves burgers and fries to see that they were running low on fries and not start a new batch, let alone forget to take food out to the customer who they asked to pull up and wait for their food.  So, I got m entire order redone, refunded, and watched to make sure no one spat.  Checked the order and then asked the manager "What the hell is this?"  I ordered a quarter pounder, got what looked like a big mac, only with the fish patties instead of beef, and the center bun was the top bun to another burger.  So that needed another fix.  When I left the manager was chewing out his staff.
 
2013-06-27 10:57:47 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Oh...oh, god, I'm so sorry. All those college kids, and...Jesus. Jesus, how did you survive it?


I had a boss crew actually, the same people I hired when we opened the store were the same people I had when I left almost two years later. When I left, every single one of them quit within a week.

I seriously had some farking amazing workers.
 
2013-06-27 11:03:36 AM  

Great Janitor: So, it happens to one woman, she tells her roommate who then says "Hey, me too!" then calls the cops with a story about the employee entering the car and molesting her.  Sorry, but my bullshiat detector is beeping.  No woman I know would not call the cops when a stranger at a fast food joint just hops into the back of a car without an invite.


I doubt I'd call the cops.
 
2013-06-27 11:04:09 AM  

Great Janitor: Vanquish: I think the bigger issue here is this latest trend of having to pull past the window and wait for your food to be brought out to you.

I farking hate that.

Two years ago I went through a McDonald's drive thru and had to wait in the parking lot.  The clerk cleared out my order as served, so when my food was ready, it sat there.  After ten minutes I walked in demanding to know what was taking so long.  The clerk handed me my food, the bag that had just sat to the side. I said no, I asked for the manager, asked how was possible for a place that serves burgers and fries to see that they were running low on fries and not start a new batch, let alone forget to take food out to the customer who they asked to pull up and wait for their food.  So, I got m entire order redone, refunded, and watched to make sure no one spat.  Checked the order and then asked the manager "What the hell is this?"  I ordered a quarter pounder, got what looked like a big mac, only with the fish patties instead of beef, and the center bun was the top bun to another burger.  So that needed another fix.  When I left the manager was chewing out his staff.


Of all the places I eat McDonalds has consistently had the beat service, not that they don't make mistakes. The worst by far is pizza hut. The place I dealt with was run by complete retards. Screwed up an order, then screwed up while fixing it, all the while screwing up other people's orders while I waited. I'll never go back.
 
2013-06-27 11:13:04 AM  
Accused but not charged. I noticed no police report either.

This is what I've always hated about Consumerist. Anyone can write a whiny butt-hurt letter and they'll post it without any proof or evidence.

If someone tried to grope you in a drive-thru...wouldn't you immediately go inside and demand to talk to their manager OR call the police? "uhh I just went home and told me roommate about it."
 
2013-06-27 11:27:51 AM  

Great Janitor: Vanquish: I think the bigger issue here is this latest trend of having to pull past the window and wait for your food to be brought out to you.

I farking hate that.

Two years ago I went through a McDonald's drive thru and had to wait in the parking lot.  The clerk cleared out my order as served, so when my food was ready, it sat there.  After ten minutes I walked in demanding to know what was taking so long.  The clerk handed me my food, the bag that had just sat to the side. I said no, I asked for the manager, asked how was possible for a place that serves burgers and fries to see that they were running low on fries and not start a new batch, let alone forget to take food out to the customer who they asked to pull up and wait for their food.  So, I got m entire order redone, refunded, and watched to make sure no one spat.  Checked the order and then asked the manager "What the hell is this?"  I ordered a quarter pounder, got what looked like a big mac, only with the fish patties instead of beef, and the center bun was the top bun to another burger.  So that needed another fix.  When I left the manager was chewing out his staff.


I recently encountered horrible service at McDonalds as well. I had my order taken by this girl who acted like she'd rather be at home painting her nails, and she f*cked up the order royally. When she gave me the takeout bag, half the stuff I ordered wasn't in there, and the stuff I did get was completely wrong. A lobotomized monkey could have done a better job than her. Luckily, that was a rare exception - the service is usually way, way better than that.
 
2013-06-27 11:50:18 AM  
Dumbass.  You can't do that at the drive through.  You have to bust in on them in the ladies' room.  And that only works if you're working at Burger King and you have a nose that's big like a pickle.
 
2013-06-27 11:53:29 AM  

biyaaatci: Dumbass.  You can't do that at the drive through.  You have to bust in on them in the ladies' room.  And that only works if you're working at Burger King and you have a nose that's big like a pickle.


Heh heh heh
 
2013-06-27 12:08:07 PM  

Russ1642: Great Janitor: Vanquish: I think the bigger issue here is this latest trend of having to pull past the window and wait for your food to be brought out to you.

I farking hate that.

Two years ago I went through a McDonald's drive thru and had to wait in the parking lot.  The clerk cleared out my order as served, so when my food was ready, it sat there.  After ten minutes I walked in demanding to know what was taking so long.  The clerk handed me my food, the bag that had just sat to the side. I said no, I asked for the manager, asked how was possible for a place that serves burgers and fries to see that they were running low on fries and not start a new batch, let alone forget to take food out to the customer who they asked to pull up and wait for their food.  So, I got m entire order redone, refunded, and watched to make sure no one spat.  Checked the order and then asked the manager "What the hell is this?"  I ordered a quarter pounder, got what looked like a big mac, only with the fish patties instead of beef, and the center bun was the top bun to another burger.  So that needed another fix.  When I left the manager was chewing out his staff.

Of all the places I eat McDonalds has consistently had the beat service, not that they don't make mistakes. The worst by far is pizza hut. The place I dealt with was run by complete retards. Screwed up an order, then screwed up while fixing it, all the while screwing up other people's orders while I waited. I'll never go back.


Maybe it's just my area, but the only place I've had really bad service are the Wendy's' in my area. There are 3 within 10 miles of me and all of them have farked up an order badly, including forgetting to put the chicken on a chicken sandwich. No one who works there seems to want to be there. On the flip side the Taco Bell near me has some of the best service I've had at a fast food restaurant and they actually seem to enjoy their jobs.
 
2013-06-27 12:31:30 PM  

Vanquish: I think the bigger issue here is this latest trend of having to pull past the window and wait for your food to be brought out to you.


You know why right?

They have a time window they are tracked on how fast they move you through the drive in. If it gets too long, someone's in big trouble. So instead of missing the window, they make you drive to the side, and take their sweet time getting the food to you.

If you see this, don't say anything (you don't want spit in your food), but call the corporate number (usually on the window at the drive through) and let them know.

-This shiat needs to stop.
 
2013-06-27 12:35:38 PM  
They fark YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They fark YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got farked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets farked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fark! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?
 
2013-06-27 12:44:33 PM  

megarian: Great Janitor: So, it happens to one woman, she tells her roommate who then says "Hey, me too!" then calls the cops with a story about the employee entering the car and molesting her.  Sorry, but my bullshiat detector is beeping.  No woman I know would not call the cops when a stranger at a fast food joint just hops into the back of a car without an invite.

I doubt I'd call the cops.


Wanna go get some burgers?
 
2013-06-27 01:01:32 PM  

Red Sparrow: Russ1642: Great Janitor: Vanquish: I think the bigger issue here is this latest trend of having to pull past the window and wait for your food to be brought out to you.

I farking hate that.

Two years ago I went through a McDonald's drive thru and had to wait in the parking lot.  The clerk cleared out my order as served, so when my food was ready, it sat there.  After ten minutes I walked in demanding to know what was taking so long.  The clerk handed me my food, the bag that had just sat to the side. I said no, I asked for the manager, asked how was possible for a place that serves burgers and fries to see that they were running low on fries and not start a new batch, let alone forget to take food out to the customer who they asked to pull up and wait for their food.  So, I got m entire order redone, refunded, and watched to make sure no one spat.  Checked the order and then asked the manager "What the hell is this?"  I ordered a quarter pounder, got what looked like a big mac, only with the fish patties instead of beef, and the center bun was the top bun to another burger.  So that needed another fix.  When I left the manager was chewing out his staff.

Of all the places I eat McDonalds has consistently had the beat service, not that they don't make mistakes. The worst by far is pizza hut. The place I dealt with was run by complete retards. Screwed up an order, then screwed up while fixing it, all the while screwing up other people's orders while I waited. I'll never go back.

Maybe it's just my area, but the only place I've had really bad service are the Wendy's' in my area. There are 3 within 10 miles of me and all of them have farked up an order badly, including forgetting to put the chicken on a chicken sandwich. No one who works there seems to want to be there. On the flip side the Taco Bell near me has some of the best service I've had at a fast food restaurant and they actually seem to enjoy their jobs.


See emboldened text: you've nailed it. Nobody who works in fast food wants to be there and who can blame them? It's shiatty pay for shiatty work. Most of them are either kids or people without any better prospects. It's the dead end of dead end jobs.
 
2013-06-27 01:12:30 PM  

Dee Snarl: megarian: Great Janitor: So, it happens to one woman, she tells her roommate who then says "Hey, me too!" then calls the cops with a story about the employee entering the car and molesting her.  Sorry, but my bullshiat detector is beeping.  No woman I know would not call the cops when a stranger at a fast food joint just hops into the back of a car without an invite.

I doubt I'd call the cops.

Wanna go get some burgers?


Heck yeah!

Heywaitaminute....
 
2013-06-27 01:40:11 PM  

Great Janitor: So, it happens to one woman, she tells her roommate who then says "Hey, me too!" then calls the cops with a story about the employee entering the car and molesting her.  Sorry, but my bullshiat detector is beeping.  No woman I know would not call the cops when a stranger at a fast food joint just hops into the back of a car without an invite.


This. Even if you don't call cops, you tell your roomie, at least.  Biatches be pissed  they didn't get free food.  Kill them.
 
2013-06-27 02:13:56 PM  

Feltonl: They fark YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They fark YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got farked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets farked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fark! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?


Great scene from a great movie. I could even hear it in Joe Pesci's voice.

Gracias.
 
2013-06-27 03:59:44 PM  
THIS HERE IS MEAT.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

THESE HERE ARE TITTAYS.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
RECOGNIZE!!
 
2013-06-27 05:35:10 PM  

Kittypie070: THIS HERE IS MEAT.



THESE HERE ARE TITTAYS.


RECOGNIZE!!


Aaaaaand that's why you are awesome.

Well, some of the why.
 
2013-06-27 06:48:52 PM  
Hah, I've often hit that TB after a late gig. The Fargo paper said the guy is still employed as of today.

On another note, our local TB has gotten to be terrible. First they went and closed the other TB in town, so traffic at this one doubled - there are often 12 cars in line at 2 AM. But I swear everyone at this place is actively high, all the time.

I stopped there on the way home from a show a few months ago, ordered a meal deal 2 and a 7-layer, he read it back as a crunchwrap supreme and a Mexican pizza (no joke). This happened twice. And they gave me the wrong order at the window.

Funniest line heard that night was from a girl who got out of her car and walked up to the window: "We broke Taco Bell!"

Serious mismanagement.
 
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