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(Daily Mail)   Nigella Lawson moves out of her husband's house following his public display of dickery last week, reportedly doesn't feel too choked up over it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 81
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2013-06-27 07:35:55 AM  
I'm wondering if the dock at their lakeside home is made of hickory.
 
2013-06-27 08:12:37 AM  
"Her husband's house"?
 
2013-06-27 08:24:25 AM  
Who?
 
2013-06-27 08:25:05 AM  
Hey, Nigella, you need a place to stay, I got one for you.
 
2013-06-27 08:28:24 AM  
I'd let her rest her baked bread on my window sill if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2013-06-27 08:31:55 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I'd let her rest her baked bread on my window sill if you know what I mean and I think you do


...you want to use her as slave labor in some kind of grand world domination scheme involving fresh baked goods and large breasts?
 
2013-06-27 08:32:29 AM  
I think this calls for a "Hot TV Chef" picture thread.
 
2013-06-27 08:33:47 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: IdBeCrazyIf: I'd let her rest her baked bread on my window sill if you know what I mean and I think you do

...you want to use her as slave labor in some kind of grand world domination scheme involving fresh baked goods and large breasts?


Best world domination scheme ever!
 
2013-06-27 08:34:41 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I'd let her rest her baked bread on my window sill if you know what I mean and I think you do


Although...wouldn't you wanna put your bread (Penis) on her window sill (Breasts.)?
 
2013-06-27 08:40:25 AM  

PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: I'd let her rest her baked bread on my window sill if you know what I mean and I think you do

Although...wouldn't you wanna put your bread (Penis) on her window sill (Breasts.)?


Well if he stuck his bun in her oven, we'd have a whole other realm of issues besides a world dominated by IdBeCrazyIf
 
2013-06-27 08:42:17 AM  

eyeq360: I think this calls for a "Hot TV Chef" picture thread.


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-06-27 08:43:46 AM  
She didn't have to stoop so low.
 
2013-06-27 08:47:13 AM  
She'll be back.

They always are......
 
2013-06-27 08:50:16 AM  
I'd offer her my couch but she'd look a my kitchen with no more than 20 inches of continuous counter space and opt for a hotel.

Just one of the reasons I'm moving when the lease is up. Another 25% over my current rent and maybe I could get a well laid out apartment with a decent kitchen.
 
2013-06-27 08:54:48 AM  
Good.
 
2013-06-27 08:58:50 AM  

yadumey: Who?


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Welcome back! How was that 15 year coma?
 
2013-06-27 09:02:00 AM  

oldfarthenry: yadumey: Who?

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Welcome back! How was that 15 year coma?


Meant for her ex husband, but other than the insane crick in my neck, it was amazing.
 
2013-06-27 09:03:08 AM  
When you take the Vitamix, you know it's over!
/ I work there
// best damn blender ever!
 
2013-06-27 09:03:39 AM  

somedude210: PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: I'd let her rest her baked bread on my window sill if you know what I mean and I think you do

Although...wouldn't you wanna put your bread (Penis) on her window sill (Breasts.)?

Well if he stuck his bun in her oven, we'd have a whole other realm of issues besides a world dominated by IdBeCrazyIf


I'd be a much benevolent ruler, in fact everyone would have a place to stick their buns in the oven if I ruled.

Vote for Crazy 2016!
 
2013-06-27 09:03:57 AM  
Stocks of heavy cream are up 8% on the news.
 
2013-06-27 09:05:30 AM  

JerseyTim: "Her husband's house"?


Wealthy people often make some effort to keep their holdings separate, particularly if they are both coming into the marriage with children from previous relationships.

That said - IIRC Pre-Nuptial agreements are not legally enforceable in the UK and are more viewed as guidelines for the judge during divorce proceedings than as contracts set in stone.
 
2013-06-27 09:05:43 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Stocks of heavy cream are up 8% on the news.


I know she makes my cream seperate.
 
2013-06-27 09:08:38 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I'd be a much benevolent ruler, in fact everyone would have a place to stick their buns in the oven if I ruled.


mmmmm, buttered buns.......

IdBeCrazyIf: Vote for Crazy 2016!


oh...I see what you did there....
 
2013-06-27 09:10:31 AM  
nigella, call me.

FH
 
2013-06-27 09:14:12 AM  
I have the same Vitamix*! (*maybe.  If it's a 5200, I do)  We use it at least 5 times a week.


c-ment: When you take the Vitamix, you know it's over!
/ I work there
// best damn blender ever!


Anything with that much horse-power ceases to be a blender and actually qualifies as a cellular eviscerator.  But now I'm just splitting hairs.

/see if you can get me some discounts, or  totebags, or other Vita-schwag.  EIP.
 
2013-06-27 09:25:23 AM  
Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...
 
2013-06-27 09:26:36 AM  

somedude210: oh...I see what you did there....


wink wink nudge nudge
 
2013-06-27 09:50:22 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...


Haha yeah, dumb biatch had it coming, amirite?
 
2013-06-27 09:55:26 AM  

Crudbucket: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

Haha yeah, dumb biatch had it coming, amirite?


At what point do we agree adults are responsible for their actions? At what point do we agree an adult should have enough sense to see that a lion's teeth and claws aren't for tickling?
 
2013-06-27 09:58:43 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Hey, Nigella, you need a place to stay, I got one for you.

 
2013-06-27 09:59:06 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Crudbucket: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

Haha yeah, dumb biatch had it coming, amirite?

At what point do we agree adults are responsible for their actions? At what point do we agree an adult should have enough sense to see that a lion's teeth and claws aren't for tickling?


Horseshiat.  She wasn't one of his employees.
 
kab
2013-06-27 10:05:15 AM  

Crudbucket: Haha yeah, dumb biatch had it coming, amirite?


Next time, try overreacting a bit more.
 
2013-06-27 10:19:58 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...


You sound bitter.
 
2013-06-27 10:20:03 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Quantum Apostrophe: Crudbucket: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

Haha yeah, dumb biatch had it coming, amirite?

At what point do we agree adults are responsible for their actions? At what point do we agree an adult should have enough sense to see that a lion's teeth and claws aren't for tickling?

Horseshiat.  She wasn't one of his employees.


Exactly. She should have been even more careful. Employees get to go home after 8 hours or can quit.
 
2013-06-27 10:22:47 AM  

PizzaJedi81: FirstNationalBastard: IdBeCrazyIf: I'd let her rest her baked bread on my window sill if you know what I mean and I think you do

...you want to use her as slave labor in some kind of grand world domination scheme involving fresh baked goods and large breasts?

Best world domination scheme ever!


Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
 
2013-06-27 10:26:19 AM  

buckeyebrain: PizzaJedi81: FirstNationalBastard: IdBeCrazyIf: I'd let her rest her baked bread on my window sill if you know what I mean and I think you do

...you want to use her as slave labor in some kind of grand world domination scheme involving fresh baked goods and large breasts?

Best world domination scheme ever!

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?


I think so, Brain, but if they called them Sad Meals, nobody would buy them.
 
2013-06-27 10:26:48 AM  

buckeyebrain: PizzaJedi81: FirstNationalBastard: IdBeCrazyIf: I'd let her rest her baked bread on my window sill if you know what I mean and I think you do

...you want to use her as slave labor in some kind of grand world domination scheme involving fresh baked goods and large breasts?

Best world domination scheme ever!

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?


I think so, Brain, but they never want to sniff my chloroform soaked rag.
 
2013-06-27 10:33:28 AM  

c-ment: When you take the Vitamix, you know it's over!
/ I work there
// best damn blender ever!


i use my vitamix all the time. you can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
 
2013-06-27 10:41:04 AM  
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/ Obligatory Burkini shot:
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2013-06-27 10:42:07 AM  

FLMountainMan: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

You sound bitter.


That guy is always on about women being gold diggers who date assholes, women ruin men's lives, etc. Sometimes I think he just cuts and pastes his posts from previous threads these days.
 
2013-06-27 10:43:51 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Quantum Apostrophe: Crudbucket: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

Haha yeah, dumb biatch had it coming, amirite?

At what point do we agree adults are responsible for their actions? At what point do we agree an adult should have enough sense to see that a lion's teeth and claws aren't for tickling?

Horseshiat.  She wasn't one of his employees.

Exactly. She should have been even more careful. Employees get to go home after 8 hours or can quit.


People enter into marriages with a different set of expectations than they do when taking a job.  If he wasn't man enough to play the husband instead of the boss then he shouldn't have married her.
 
2013-06-27 10:43:59 AM  

FunkOut: FLMountainMan: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

You sound bitter.

That guy is always on about women being gold diggers who date assholes, women ruin men's lives, etc. Sometimes I think he just cuts and pastes his posts from previous threads these days.


Because she really needs to go gold digging, with her own wealth in excess of £15 million...
 
2013-06-27 10:45:55 AM  

VonEvilstein: FunkOut: FLMountainMan: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

You sound bitter.

That guy is always on about women being gold diggers who date assholes, women ruin men's lives, etc. Sometimes I think he just cuts and pastes his posts from previous threads these days.

Because she really needs to go gold digging, with her own wealth in excess of £15 million...


That just shows how shameless of a gold-digger she is.
 
2013-06-27 10:54:51 AM  

FunkOut: FLMountainMan: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

You sound bitter.

That guy is always on about women being gold diggers who date assholes, women ruin men's lives, etc. Sometimes I think he just cuts and pastes his posts from previous threads these days.


Yes, women are not responsible, even at 50, for choosing to date assholes 20 years their senior.

At what age are women finally responsible for their actions?
 
2013-06-27 10:55:23 AM  

Crudbucket: VonEvilstein: FunkOut: FLMountainMan: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

You sound bitter.

That guy is always on about women being gold diggers who date assholes, women ruin men's lives, etc. Sometimes I think he just cuts and pastes his posts from previous threads these days.

Because she really needs to go gold digging, with her own wealth in excess of £15 million...

That just shows how shameless of a gold-digger she is.


How dare you say such things about The Lawson. You take that back, young man. You take that back right now!
 
2013-06-27 11:08:27 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: FunkOut: FLMountainMan: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

You sound bitter.

That guy is always on about women being gold diggers who date assholes, women ruin men's lives, etc. Sometimes I think he just cuts and pastes his posts from previous threads these days.

Yes, women are not responsible, even at 50, for choosing to date assholes 20 years their senior.

At what age are women finally responsible for their actions?


What action is she supposed to be taking responsibility for? Getting choked? Seeing as how she immediately moved out and sent someone else to get her stuff, I'd say that constitutes a responsible reaction.

Or are you saying that the choice of dating an older man involves letting him choke you and that her leaving over it is an irresponsible reaction?
 
2013-06-27 11:08:52 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Crudbucket: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

Haha yeah, dumb biatch had it coming, amirite?

At what point do we agree adults are responsible for their actions? At what point do we agree an adult should have enough sense to see that a lion's teeth and claws aren't for tickling?


She appears to have left his sorry ass. You know, like a responsible adult.
 
2013-06-27 11:11:31 AM  

Crudbucket: Quantum Apostrophe: FunkOut: FLMountainMan: Quantum Apostrophe: Well ladies, you wanted the rich and powerful man? Don't be too surprised when you find out how he became rich and powerful...

You sound bitter.

That guy is always on about women being gold diggers who date assholes, women ruin men's lives, etc. Sometimes I think he just cuts and pastes his posts from previous threads these days.

Yes, women are not responsible, even at 50, for choosing to date assholes 20 years their senior.

At what age are women finally responsible for their actions?

What action is she supposed to be taking responsibility for? Getting choked? Seeing as how she immediately moved out and sent someone else to get her stuff, I'd say that constitutes a responsible reaction.

Or are you saying that the choice of dating an older man involves letting him choke you and that her leaving over it is an irresponsible reaction?


I think he would like women to believe that poor, powerless men are never abusive. But I won't speculate as to why.
 
2013-06-27 11:19:43 AM  
Obligatory: Nigella Talks Dirty.

/"a bit fishy, I know, but you have to trust me. My clam flesh is absolutely addictive."
 
2013-06-27 11:19:48 AM  
I would totally be her rebound.
 
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