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(WLOX Biloxi)   Homeless man cuts off penis, blames Busch   (wlox.com) divider line 34
    More: Weird, Kurt Busch, Busch Beer  
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3735 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2013 at 12:41 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-27 12:41:59 AM  
Thanks Obama.
 
2013-06-27 12:43:26 AM  
I can understand cutting out your tongue after tasting Busch but the lil guy? That make-a no sense. I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy is a little bit crazy
 
2013-06-27 12:44:26 AM  

skullkrusher: I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy is a little bit crazy


Just a little bit, eh? What make you think that thing?
 
2013-06-27 12:47:13 AM  
Thanks Reagan
 
2013-06-27 12:48:07 AM  
A spokesman for Busch had this to say:
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-27 12:48:10 AM  
The man's as smooth as Keith Stone now
 
2013-06-27 12:49:52 AM  
Reach for the mountain...
 
2013-06-27 12:57:11 AM  
I'm not gonna read this.
I'm not gonna read this.
I'm not gonna read this.
I'm not gonna read this.
I'm not gonna read this.
I'm not gonna read this.
 
2013-06-27 12:57:14 AM  
"The man's penis was found lying on the train tracks nearby."


love lies bleeding
and lonely
choo choo!
 
2013-06-27 12:57:40 AM  
Homeless people cutting off their genitals, kids shooting up schools, soldiers killing themselves, etc... but let's not fund mental healthcare. Cause, ya know, it's not an epidemic or anything
 
2013-06-27 12:58:46 AM  
Bonus: The guy was wearing gym shorts. I am imagining 70's style short-shorts, Hawt!
 
2013-06-27 01:00:05 AM  
when the rusty saw don't work, use a broken bottle
when the rusty saw don't work, use a broken bottle
 
2013-06-27 01:00:13 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: A spokesman for Busch had this to say:
[i1079.photobucket.com image 850x382]


ROFL!
 
2013-06-27 01:01:03 AM  
Updated Mohs scale of material hardness: talc< rusty saw< guy's dick< broken bottle< diamond.
 
2013-06-27 01:01:28 AM  

red5ish: skullkrusher: I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy is a little bit crazy

Just a little bit, eh? What make you think that thing?


I got a tip.
 
2013-06-27 01:11:28 AM  
What would have happened if he was drinking PBR?
 
2013-06-27 01:15:22 AM  
Hey homeless guy: You know that's not how you perform a bris, right?
 
2013-06-27 01:18:29 AM  
Mazeltov?
 
2013-06-27 01:19:01 AM  
Some folks just can't handle the pressure.
 
2013-06-27 01:19:57 AM  
Christ, for once I think I'm glad I didn't read the article.
 
2013-06-27 01:39:03 AM  
blogs.ocweekly.com

heartily approves.
 
2013-06-27 01:42:09 AM  

eudemonist: Christ, for once I think I'm glad I didn't read the article.


You should, it's actually kind of amusing, in a disturbing way, and is very short.  I just wish there were more officer/homless guy quotes in the article.  The way the article is written it makes it sound like the homeless guy just proclaimed to the arriving officers that Busch made him do it, and that was it.
 
2013-06-27 01:48:08 AM  

skullkrusher: I can understand cutting out your tongue after tasting Busch but the lil guy? That make-a no sense. I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy is a little bit crazy


I don't think it would be physically possible for me to even get drunk drinking that swill.


cowgirl toffee: What would have happened if he was drinking PBR?


He would have cut off his penis using the chain on his fixie.
 
2013-06-27 01:51:28 AM  
Score +1 for Darwin.
 
2013-06-27 02:05:43 AM  

Omahawg: when the rusty saw don't work, use a broken bottle
when the rusty saw don't work, use a broken bottle


that phrase will haunt me for the rest of my days..  O_O
/GAHHH!
 
2013-06-27 02:06:39 AM  
Guys... don't mix alcohol and drugs with your penis.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-41-rips-penis-high-19995 26
 
2013-06-27 02:13:13 AM  

cowgirl toffee: What would have happened if he was drinking PBR?


He'd have cut off his balls instead, and krazy-glued them ironically to his chin.
 
2013-06-27 05:37:05 AM  
I thought this was going to be a stray from the politics tab with a typo...
 
2013-06-27 06:02:40 AM  
are you f#$%king kidding me
 
2013-06-27 07:19:51 AM  
He sets a great example for people that buy cheap beer.
 
2013-06-27 07:27:14 AM  
busch beer makes me smell like a farking tent.  fark that shiat
 
2013-06-27 07:28:32 AM  
FTFA: According to the police report, he said he tried to use an old rusty saw, but he used a broke bottle when the saw didn't work.

Why bring the bottle's lack of money into things? Like a rich bottle would've been better??
 
2013-06-27 09:13:51 AM  

cowgirl toffee: What would have happened if he was drinking PBR?


His vagina would have imploded
 
2013-06-27 12:07:47 PM  

druiid: Hey homeless guy: You know that's not how you perform a bris, right?


Some one call for a mohel?
 
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