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(LGBTQ Nation)   National Organization for [some] Marriage outraged that Supreme Court wouldn't ignore procedural rules to overturn lower courts. So good luck with that. NOM NOM NOM   (lgbtqnation.com) divider line 56
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2013-06-26 07:31:45 PM  
11 votes:
With this, I'm out.  This is probably the last time (and the first time) you'll ever see me on this site.  This country is going to Hell and this was the last straw.

So ya, I'm out.  Screw you all.  I'm grabbing my buddy and we're going to go live out in the woods with only our guns and each other for comfort, and hopefully somehow survive the coming thousand years of darkness.  We should be ok, we're both physically fit and well toned trained, and have been practicing survival tactics for years (going out in the woods with nothing and trying to survive, cuddling together for warmth, stuff like that).

Enjoy your sin, America.
2013-06-26 08:17:55 PM  
6 votes:
You all really don't understand the implications of this, do you? Fire? Brimstone? These aren't the tools of a truly vengeful god. A God of true power works in a different, more mysterious way.

One day when you're sinfully watching porn as your wife is out with friends for the weekend, you'll come across a thumbnail that looks so very promising, and you'll click it, hand in your pants. Breathlessly skipping ahead to your favorite position, you'll see skin on skin, the hottest scene you've ever watched. The camera will slowly pull back, and it's two dudes. Because of marriage equality, two dudes will be banging on your straight tube site, and you'll have liked it.

That's the new Obama America.
2013-06-26 07:45:59 PM  
6 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-06-26 05:57:34 PM  
5 votes:

Weaver95: There is a stench coming from this case that has now stained the Supreme Court.


Santorum?
2013-06-26 05:10:02 PM  
5 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-06-26 06:53:34 PM  
4 votes:

hubiestubert: johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!" pic:


[i.imgur.com image 410x280]

Up until he gets caught rolling out of The Gay Bear with a couple of underage twinks...


I hate that so much.

Once the twinks start showing up they always end up taking over a place.  Next thing you know the sling is gone and the bar has been renamed "Sparklz".
2013-06-26 06:50:32 PM  
4 votes:
 "no man, not even a Supreme Court, can undo what a holy God has instituted."

Well... good. Then there's no reason to be upset, is there?
2013-06-26 08:24:20 PM  
3 votes:

johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!" pic:


[i.imgur.com image 410x280]


i915.photobucket.com
2013-06-26 07:47:51 PM  
3 votes:

Lochsteppe: Cytokine Storm: With this, I'm out.  This is probably the last time (and the first time) you'll ever see me on this site.  This country is going to Hell and this was the last straw.

So ya, I'm out.  Screw you all.  I'm grabbing my buddy and we're going to go live out in the woods with only our guns and each other for comfort, and hopefully somehow survive the coming thousand years of darkness.  We should be ok, we're both physically fit and well toned trained, and have been practicing survival tactics for years (going out in the woods with nothing and trying to survive, cuddling together for warmth, stuff like that).

Enjoy your sin, America.

Remember to pack the Wet-Naps and Astroglide.


And Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
2013-06-26 06:53:51 PM  
3 votes:

Confabulat: What's the terrifying outcome again?


Dey will eat da poo-poo!!
2013-06-26 06:07:01 PM  
3 votes:
Watching the angry bigots sputter and spew things about how they have some sort of moral superiority over the people they are trying to oppress, well I could never get tired of this.
2013-06-26 05:30:17 PM  
3 votes:
 "no man, not even a Supreme Court, can undo what a holy God has instituted."
Well, until "holy God" shows up and tells us we are wrong, I'm just going to keep on not minding that gay people can get the same rights as straight people.
2013-06-26 05:30:15 PM  
3 votes:
I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!" pic:


i.imgur.com
2013-06-27 08:27:43 AM  
2 votes:
You can't stop the homomentum!
2013-06-26 08:56:51 PM  
2 votes:

MisterEZ: Ok, let me rephrase that. Can someone with a grasp of the English language please explain to me again why it's wrong to round up all the christians and march them into ovens.


Greenhouse gasses.
2013-06-26 07:23:56 PM  
2 votes:
We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption.

How does that work, exactly? Refusing to accept the decision, that is.

Considering that the decision did not affect you in any way, shape, or form, your 'refusal' to accept it can only come in the form of...

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-06-26 07:20:42 PM  
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-06-26 07:18:31 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

"B-B-B-B-BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP SECRETLY LUSTING FOR MEN IF YOU MAKE IT LEGAL???"
2013-06-26 07:13:43 PM  
2 votes:

Bill_Wick's_Friend: hubiestubert: johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!" pic:


[i.imgur.com image 410x280]

Up until he gets caught rolling out of The Gay Bear with a couple of underage twinks...

I hate that so much.

Once the twinks start showing up they always end up taking over a place.  Next thing you know the sling is gone and the bar has been renamed "Sparklz".


APPLETINIS FOR EVERYONE!
2013-06-26 07:05:21 PM  
2 votes:
"The next judge to take such a wide-stance and force another anti-family ruling down my throat better like handys"
i.imgur.com
2013-06-26 07:01:49 PM  
2 votes:

you are a puppet: [img1.fark.net image 77x27]  Mmmmm....multicolored BBQ.....


LGBTQNATION: Your LGBTQBBQHQ!
2013-06-26 06:57:15 PM  
2 votes:

DeaH: It's wrong to murder people just because they are dumb and unpleasant.


What you call "murder" I call "sending the righteous to their heavenly reward."

It's what they want, right? Eternal heaven. Let's give em what they want.
2013-06-26 06:56:50 PM  
2 votes:

All2morrowsparTs: Hickory-smoked: "no man, not even a Supreme Court, can undo what a holy God has instituted."

Well... good. Then there's no reason to be upset, is there?

"A holy God?" this would leave you to believe that there are others out there. I'll withhold my judgement on this comment untill the other ones give us there interpretation of today's ruling.


I dunno.

Their god has been pretty a-holey lately.
2013-06-26 06:54:11 PM  
2 votes:

Hickory-smoked: "no man, not even a Supreme Court, can undo what a holy God has instituted."

Well... good. Then there's no reason to be upset, is there?


"A holy God?" this would leave you to believe that there are others out there. I'll withhold my judgement on this comment untill the other ones give us there interpretation of today's ruling.
2013-06-26 06:53:17 PM  
2 votes:

johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!" pic:


[i.imgur.com image 410x280]


Not just an outrage, but a FABULOUS outrage!
2013-06-26 06:49:48 PM  
2 votes:

Confabulat: So what do they think is going to happen exactly? Meteors and hellfire? God turning his back on the USA? Children growing up learning to accept homosexuality as normal?

What's the terrifying outcome again?


According to freep that is exactly what's going to happen.
2013-06-26 06:36:19 PM  
2 votes:

johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!" pic:


[i.imgur.com image 410x280]


Up until he gets caught rolling out of The Gay Bear with a couple of underage twinks...
2013-06-26 06:21:07 PM  
2 votes:
"The Supreme Court's holding that proponents of an initiative had no legal right to appeal ignores California law and rewards corrupt politicians for abandoning their duty to defend traditional marriage laws.

I just love how activists can take the most vanilla procedural ruling and turn it into the moral outrage of the century.

This was an easy question. It is first year civil procedure for chrissake. This is the equivalent of declaring a holy war when you find out the DMV is closed on Saturdays.
2013-06-26 06:11:14 PM  
2 votes:

Confabulat: Watching the angry bigots sputter and spew things about how they have some sort of moral superiority over the people they are trying to oppress, well I could never get tired of this.


I know. I know this probably makes me a bad person. I should really feel bad.

Should.
2013-06-26 06:02:02 PM  
2 votes:

gilgigamesh: Weaver95: There is a stench coming from this case that has now stained the Supreme Court.

Santorum?


I got home from work just a bit ago (ahead of a thunderstorm in fact) and i'm catching up on the news that I missed.  the evangelicals are PISSED!
2013-06-26 05:36:05 PM  
2 votes:
You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now.
2013-06-26 05:35:33 PM  
2 votes:
"There is a stench coming from this case that has now stained the Supreme Court. They've allowed corrupt politicians and judges to betray the voters, rewarding them for their betrayal. It's an illegitimate decision. We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption."

meh.
2013-06-26 05:32:06 PM  
2 votes:
That dude looks suuuper gay.
2013-06-27 11:38:55 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

"Damn this invisible dick! It's so chewy!"
2013-06-27 01:38:01 AM  
1 votes:
i41.tinypic.com

LITERALLY!
2013-06-26 08:55:19 PM  
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: You all really don't understand the implications of this, do you? Fire? Brimstone? These aren't the tools of a truly vengeful god. A God of true power works in a different, more mysterious way.

One day when you're sinfully watching porn as your wife is out with friends for the weekend, you'll come across a thumbnail that looks so very promising, and you'll click it, hand in your pants. Breathlessly skipping ahead to your favorite position, you'll see skin on skin, the hottest scene you've ever watched. The camera will slowly pull back, and it's two dudes. Because of marriage equality, two dudes will be banging on your straight tube site, and you'll have liked it.

That's the new Obama America.


Between you and the guy going camping with his just a friend, this thread has gotten HAWT!
2013-06-26 08:38:02 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: That dude looks suuuper gay.


If that is the guy I heard on NPR today, and I do think it is, he sounded much more effeminate than the other guy they interviewed who was looking forward to marrying his husband.
Why do so many homphobes sound so flaming?
2013-06-26 08:09:04 PM  
1 votes:

MisterEZ: Someone please explain to me again why it's wrong to round up all the christians and march them into ovens.

I just can't grasp the concept. It's just a real great idea that's full of merit, imo.


Probably the same reason someone would bend you over, tie your neck to a stone, drop your shorts, and have a hairless twink, sporting a Man-O-War strap-on, oh so heavenly close to your shiatter-crack, then pull away just to tease the love from you. It would be wrong to tease you like that, right?

/Let people marry who they want to marry. It doesn't affect my feelings one bit.
//low-brow conservitard.
2013-06-26 07:35:51 PM  
1 votes:

Cytokine Storm: With this, I'm out.  This is probably the last time (and the first time) you'll ever see me on this site.  This country is going to Hell and this was the last straw.

So ya, I'm out.  Screw you all.  I'm grabbing my buddy and we're going to go live out in the woods with only our guns and each other for comfort, and hopefully somehow survive the coming thousand years of darkness.  We should be ok, we're both physically fit and well toned trained, and have been practicing survival tactics for years (going out in the woods with nothing and trying to survive, cuddling together for warmth, stuff like that).

Enjoy your sin, America.


Remember to pack the Wet-Naps and Astroglide.
2013-06-26 07:32:36 PM  
1 votes:

Cytokine Storm: With this, I'm out.  This is probably the last time (and the first time) you'll ever see me on this site.  This country is going to Hell and this was the last straw.

So ya, I'm out.  Screw you all.  I'm grabbing my buddy and we're going to go live out in the woods with only our guns and each other for comfort, and hopefully somehow survive the coming thousand years of darkness.  We should be ok, we're both physically fit and well toned trained, and have been practicing survival tactics for years (going out in the woods with nothing and trying to survive, cuddling together for warmth, stuff like that).

Enjoy your sin, America.


theshiatiputupwith.jpg
2013-06-26 07:32:27 PM  
1 votes:

codergirl42: theknuckler_33: We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption.

How does that work, exactly? Refusing to accept the decision, that is.

Considering that the decision did not affect you in any way, shape, or form, your 'refusal' to accept it can only come in the form of...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

They argument is that they aren't "real" marriages.


like I said...

www.arwrath.com
2013-06-26 07:12:56 PM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: Confabulat: So what do they think is going to happen exactly? Meteors and hellfire? God turning his back on the USA? Children growing up learning to accept homosexuality as normal?

What's the terrifying outcome again?

Nothing. Their fear is that legal recognition of same-sex unions will cause no harm at all, and that the public at large will recognize that the expressed concerns of same-sex marriage opponents are at best delusions and at worst willful lies. Rejected as delusional or dishonest, those opponents will lose their credibility, and they will witness the loss of their influence, and their ability to hold a fearful audience in sway, and thus they will lose the support through which they receive substantial monetary donations and political power. In short, they will be exposed as frauds, and they will lose the empires on which their fraud has been built.

That is the terrifying outcome.


Yikes! I had no idea it could get that bad!
2013-06-26 07:12:18 PM  
1 votes:

Lackofname: For Europe permitting all those gays to marry, and being so heathen, God sure has punished them with... um... hm.


David Hasselhoff. God unleashed the wrath of the Hoff on Europe because they were wicked. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
2013-06-26 07:10:57 PM  
1 votes:

Confabulat: So what do they think is going to happen exactly? Meteors and hellfire? God turning his back on the USA? Children growing up learning to accept homosexuality as normal?

What's the terrifying outcome again?


Nothing. Their fear is that legal recognition of same-sex unions will cause no harm at all, and that the public at large will recognize that the expressed concerns of same-sex marriage opponents are at best delusions and at worst willful lies. Rejected as delusional or dishonest, those opponents will lose their credibility, and they will witness the loss of their influence, and their ability to hold a fearful audience in sway, and thus they will lose the support through which they receive substantial monetary donations and political power. In short, they will be exposed as frauds, and they will lose the empires on which their fraud has been built.

That is the terrifying outcome.
2013-06-26 07:02:54 PM  
1 votes:

All2morrowsparTs: MisterEZ: Someone please explain to me again why it's wrong to round up all the christians and march them into ovens.

I just can't grasp the concept. It's just a real great idea that's full of merit, imo.

You be tollin'


I will not ask for whom  MisterEZ tolls.
2013-06-26 07:02:22 PM  
1 votes:

MisterEZ: DeaH: It's wrong to murder people just because they are dumb and unpleasant.

What you call "murder" I call "sending the righteous to their heavenly reward."

It's what they want, right? Eternal heaven. Let's give em what they want.


We could just invite them all (FWD:FWD:FWD) to the new, conveniently located FEMA Rapture Centers.
2013-06-26 06:58:14 PM  
1 votes:
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i.imgur.com
2013-06-26 06:57:58 PM  
1 votes:

DeaH: MisterEZ: All2morrowsparTs: You be tollin'

Ok, let me rephrase that. Can someone with a grasp of the English language please explain to me again why it's wrong to round up all the christians and march them into ovens.

It's wrong to murder people just because they are dumb and unpleasant.


And not even most are dumb and unpleasant, just the vocal ones it seems. Even in that situation, and in this case don't do onto others in which they would mostly they would do onto you...if they had the chance. (the Golden Rule Corrolary)
2013-06-26 06:53:14 PM  
1 votes:

All2morrowsparTs: You be tollin'


Ok, let me rephrase that. Can someone with a grasp of the English language please explain to me again why it's wrong to round up all the christians and march them into ovens.
2013-06-26 06:45:34 PM  
1 votes:
Is this the same guy that initially thought Prop 8 had been upheld?

That might explain some of the rage.
2013-06-26 06:02:14 PM  
1 votes:

Confabulat: So what do they think is going to happen exactly? Meteors and hellfire? God turning his back on the USA? Children growing up learning to accept homosexuality as normal?

What's the terrifying outcome again?


He going to send giant tornados to wipe out Oklahoma.  Oh wait, that was last month.
2013-06-26 05:40:19 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now.


That's a good point. I think he seriously wanted this to happen. This is his gravy train, and he can continue to ride it as long as he keeps losing, because he's "fighting the good fight". If they had upheld DOMA and said the USA would never allow gay marriage, he'd be out of a job now.

Now he can rally his dumbfark supporters to give him even more money to keep on fighting.

/Here's hoping he has an aneurysm from all the hate
2013-06-26 05:30:56 PM  
1 votes:
Whoops, wrong thread.
Probably won't matter though.
2013-06-26 05:26:01 PM  
1 votes:
Where the f*ck are my concubines?!
2013-06-26 05:24:57 PM  
1 votes:
that is one very angry looking white guy.
2013-06-26 05:12:07 PM  
1 votes:
So what do they think is going to happen exactly? Meteors and hellfire? God turning his back on the USA? Children growing up learning to accept homosexuality as normal?

What's the terrifying outcome again?
 
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