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2013-06-26 07:02:54 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: MisterEZ: Someone please explain to me again why it's wrong to round up all the christians and march them into ovens.

I just can't grasp the concept. It's just a real great idea that's full of merit, imo.

You be tollin'


I will not ask for whom  MisterEZ tolls.
 
2013-06-26 07:02:58 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: DeaH: MisterEZ: All2morrowsparTs: You be tollin'

Ok, let me rephrase that. Can someone with a grasp of the English language please explain to me again why it's wrong to round up all the christians and march them into ovens.

It's wrong to murder people just because they are dumb and unpleasant.

And not even most are dumb and unpleasant, just the vocal ones it seems. Even in that situation, and in this case don't do onto others in which they would mostly they would do onto you...if they had the chance. (the Golden Rule Corrolary)


I assumed the little "c" in christian meant the kind who use the term in the most un-Christian manner possible. Those folks seem to either be dumb, unpleasant, or both.
 
2013-06-26 07:03:15 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: hubiestubert: johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!" pic:


[i.imgur.com image 410x280]

Up until he gets caught rolling out of The Gay Bear with a couple of underage twinks...

I hate that so much.

Once the twinks start showing up they always end up taking over a place.  Next thing you know the sling is gone and the bar has been renamed "Sparklz".


Not if you keep them gagged and in the basement.
 
2013-06-26 07:03:41 PM  

Evil High Priest: MisterEZ: DeaH: It's wrong to murder people just because they are dumb and unpleasant.

What you call "murder" I call "sending the righteous to their heavenly reward."

It's what they want, right? Eternal heaven. Let's give em what they want.

We could just invite them all (FWD:FWD:FWD) to the new, conveniently located FEMA Rapture Centers.


They won't fall for that, we could call them FREEDOM centers instead.
 
2013-06-26 07:05:21 PM  
"The next judge to take such a wide-stance and force another anti-family ruling down my throat better like handys"
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-26 07:10:12 PM  
"In a miscarriage of justice the US Supreme Court has refused to consider the decision of a single federal court judge to overturn the perfectly legal action of over 7 million California voters who passed Proposition 8 defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman,"


Brain Brown?  Somehow I doubt it.
 
2013-06-26 07:10:14 PM  
For Europe permitting all those gays to marry, and being so heathen, God sure has punished them with... um... hm.
 
2013-06-26 07:10:57 PM  

Confabulat: So what do they think is going to happen exactly? Meteors and hellfire? God turning his back on the USA? Children growing up learning to accept homosexuality as normal?

What's the terrifying outcome again?


Nothing. Their fear is that legal recognition of same-sex unions will cause no harm at all, and that the public at large will recognize that the expressed concerns of same-sex marriage opponents are at best delusions and at worst willful lies. Rejected as delusional or dishonest, those opponents will lose their credibility, and they will witness the loss of their influence, and their ability to hold a fearful audience in sway, and thus they will lose the support through which they receive substantial monetary donations and political power. In short, they will be exposed as frauds, and they will lose the empires on which their fraud has been built.

That is the terrifying outcome.
 
2013-06-26 07:12:18 PM  

Lackofname: For Europe permitting all those gays to marry, and being so heathen, God sure has punished them with... um... hm.


David Hasselhoff. God unleashed the wrath of the Hoff on Europe because they were wicked. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
 
2013-06-26 07:12:56 PM  

Dimensio: Confabulat: So what do they think is going to happen exactly? Meteors and hellfire? God turning his back on the USA? Children growing up learning to accept homosexuality as normal?

What's the terrifying outcome again?

Nothing. Their fear is that legal recognition of same-sex unions will cause no harm at all, and that the public at large will recognize that the expressed concerns of same-sex marriage opponents are at best delusions and at worst willful lies. Rejected as delusional or dishonest, those opponents will lose their credibility, and they will witness the loss of their influence, and their ability to hold a fearful audience in sway, and thus they will lose the support through which they receive substantial monetary donations and political power. In short, they will be exposed as frauds, and they will lose the empires on which their fraud has been built.

That is the terrifying outcome.


Yikes! I had no idea it could get that bad!
 
2013-06-26 07:13:43 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: hubiestubert: johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!" pic:


[i.imgur.com image 410x280]

Up until he gets caught rolling out of The Gay Bear with a couple of underage twinks...

I hate that so much.

Once the twinks start showing up they always end up taking over a place.  Next thing you know the sling is gone and the bar has been renamed "Sparklz".


APPLETINIS FOR EVERYONE!
 
2013-06-26 07:13:57 PM  

Lackofname: For Europe permitting all those gays to marry, and being so heathen, God sure has punished them with... um... hm.


Europeans.  He punished them with Europeans.
 
2013-06-26 07:16:09 PM  

Evil High Priest: We could just invite them all (FWD:FWD:FWD) to the new, conveniently located FEMA Rapture Centers.


Oh, if only those existed.
 
2013-06-26 07:17:08 PM  

BMulligan: I will not ask for whom  MisterEZ tolls.


I toll for boobs.

Oh wait, that's why I honk...
 
2013-06-26 07:18:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

"B-B-B-B-BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP SECRETLY LUSTING FOR MEN IF YOU MAKE IT LEGAL???"
 
2013-06-26 07:19:14 PM  

Weaver95: if I were still a conservative I wouldn't know what to say about how things were going lately.  no matter how you slice it, the past couple of years have been nothing but major defeats for the GOP legislative agenda.


At the federal level yes.  At the state level they are doing a bang up job of passing the GOP legislative agenda.

/see State of Texas
//State of Kansas
///State of Wisconsin
////State of New Jersey
//State of North Dakota
/State of Slashy
 
2013-06-26 07:20:42 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-26 07:21:27 PM  

gingerjet: Weaver95: if I were still a conservative I wouldn't know what to say about how things were going lately.  no matter how you slice it, the past couple of years have been nothing but major defeats for the GOP legislative agenda.

At the federal level yes.  At the state level they are doing a bang up job of passing the GOP legislative agenda.

/see State of Texas
//State of Kansas
///State of Wisconsin
////State of New Jersey
//State of North Dakota
/State of Slashy


huh?
 
2013-06-26 07:22:59 PM  
Finally, I have marriage right where I want it; defenseless against my homosexual urges.
 
2013-06-26 07:23:03 PM  

gingerjet: Weaver95: if I were still a conservative I wouldn't know what to say about how things were going lately.  no matter how you slice it, the past couple of years have been nothing but major defeats for the GOP legislative agenda.

At the federal level yes.  At the state level they are doing a bang up job of passing the GOP legislative agenda.

/see State of Texas
//State of Kansas
///State of Wisconsin
////State of New Jersey
//State of North Dakota
/State of Slashy


i'm ok with the GOP maintaining control of regional legislatures.  they're slipping backwards and eventually that's ALL they'll be - a regional party without much (if any) national influence.
 
2013-06-26 07:23:56 PM  
We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption.

How does that work, exactly? Refusing to accept the decision, that is.

Considering that the decision did not affect you in any way, shape, or form, your 'refusal' to accept it can only come in the form of...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-26 07:25:03 PM  

theknuckler_33: We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption.

How does that work, exactly? Refusing to accept the decision, that is.

Considering that the decision did not affect you in any way, shape, or form, your 'refusal' to accept it can only come in the form of...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]


They argument is that they aren't "real" marriages.
 
2013-06-26 07:25:31 PM  
Weaver95: i'm ok with the GOP maintaining control of regional legislatures.  they're slipping backwards and eventually that's ALL they'll be - a regional party without much (if any) national influence.

So we'll end up with the US equivalent of the PQ???

I'm not sure if that's an improvement. . .
 
2013-06-26 07:26:09 PM  

jst3p: Weaver95: "There is a stench coming from this case that has now stained the Supreme Court. They've allowed corrupt politicians and judges to betray the voters, rewarding them for their betrayal. It's an illegitimate decision. We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption."

meh.

It can't be an illegitimate decision. It is the Supreme Court, it is, by it's nature, legitimate.


Just like "rape" rape.

/I like rape.
 
2013-06-26 07:26:11 PM  
I love the threats to ignore the decision. That is just fine.


The government can't make you approve of gay marriage. It also can't make me not approve. Your belief is up to you. It's only fair the government let us decide for ourselves.
 
2013-06-26 07:26:45 PM  

Weaver95: gingerjet: Weaver95: if I were still a conservative I wouldn't know what to say about how things were going lately.  no matter how you slice it, the past couple of years have been nothing but major defeats for the GOP legislative agenda.

At the federal level yes.  At the state level they are doing a bang up job of passing the GOP legislative agenda.

/see State of Texas
//State of Kansas
///State of Wisconsin
////State of New Jersey
//State of North Dakota
/State of Slashy

i'm ok with the GOP maintaining control of regional legislatures.  they're slipping backwards and eventually that's ALL they'll be - a regional party without much (if any) national influence.


Sucks if you live in one of those states, though. Not everyone can just pack up and move, and fighting them in the state legislature is a full-time-plus battle that drains away resources better spent a jillion other ways.

Democracy's messy, I know.  Still seems like there should be some kind of penalty for those who go out of their way to make things worse.
 
2013-06-26 07:26:50 PM  

Peki: Weaver95: i'm ok with the GOP maintaining control of regional legislatures.  they're slipping backwards and eventually that's ALL they'll be - a regional party without much (if any) national influence.

So we'll end up with the US equivalent of the PQ???

I'm not sure if that's an improvement. . .


Compared to them having national power?  It is.
 
2013-06-26 07:27:11 PM  

Prof. Ann Marion: Lackofname: For Europe permitting all those gays to marry, and being so heathen, God sure has punished them with... um... hm.

Europeans.  He punished them with Europeans.


So, then God has punished the US by imposing Texas on us?

... I can see that.
 
2013-06-26 07:29:00 PM  

hubiestubert: Bill_Wick's_Friend: hubiestubert: johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!"

Up until he gets caught rolling out of The Gay Bear with a couple of underage twinks...

I hate that so much.


For some reason I have you marked as a fish expert. I've update your description to include the fact that you're a Bear expert as well.
 
2013-06-26 07:30:33 PM  

Infernalist: Peki: Weaver95: i'm ok with the GOP maintaining control of regional legislatures.  they're slipping backwards and eventually that's ALL they'll be - a regional party without much (if any) national influence.

So we'll end up with the US equivalent of the PQ???

I'm not sure if that's an improvement. . .

Compared to them having national power?  It is.


yup.  if we can limit the damage at the federal level, then we can also begin to mitigate things at the state level too.  take a while but...eventually we'll force the Republicans into adapting and learning to play nice, or they'll wither and die on the vine.
 
2013-06-26 07:31:45 PM  
With this, I'm out.  This is probably the last time (and the first time) you'll ever see me on this site.  This country is going to Hell and this was the last straw.

So ya, I'm out.  Screw you all.  I'm grabbing my buddy and we're going to go live out in the woods with only our guns and each other for comfort, and hopefully somehow survive the coming thousand years of darkness.  We should be ok, we're both physically fit and well toned trained, and have been practicing survival tactics for years (going out in the woods with nothing and trying to survive, cuddling together for warmth, stuff like that).

Enjoy your sin, America.
 
2013-06-26 07:32:27 PM  

codergirl42: theknuckler_33: We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption.

How does that work, exactly? Refusing to accept the decision, that is.

Considering that the decision did not affect you in any way, shape, or form, your 'refusal' to accept it can only come in the form of...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

They argument is that they aren't "real" marriages.


like I said...

www.arwrath.com
 
2013-06-26 07:32:36 PM  

Cytokine Storm: With this, I'm out.  This is probably the last time (and the first time) you'll ever see me on this site.  This country is going to Hell and this was the last straw.

So ya, I'm out.  Screw you all.  I'm grabbing my buddy and we're going to go live out in the woods with only our guns and each other for comfort, and hopefully somehow survive the coming thousand years of darkness.  We should be ok, we're both physically fit and well toned trained, and have been practicing survival tactics for years (going out in the woods with nothing and trying to survive, cuddling together for warmth, stuff like that).

Enjoy your sin, America.


theshiatiputupwith.jpg
 
2013-06-26 07:34:02 PM  

Lackofname: Prof. Ann Marion: Lackofname: For Europe permitting all those gays to marry, and being so heathen, God sure has punished them with... um... hm.

Europeans.  He punished them with Europeans.

So, then God has punished the US by imposing Texas on us?

... I can see that.


My own personal summation on the birth of Texas:  A bunch of Southern assholes move into Mexican territory after promising to not try and take up efforts to install slavery(see those Mexicans had already outlawed slavery in their own country.)  Those new Mexican citizens promptly started up a resistance movement against the Mexican government in their own country, arming themselves with military-grade armaments(cannons and such) in spite of the government telling them to stop.  Most of those armaments came from slave-holding states in the US.

They waged a revolution in order to seize the territory for themselves and to install slavery in Texas.  They won their war catching the Mexican General Santa Ana while he was resting in the afternoon with the rest of his troops at San Jacinto. This was the ONLY victory of that revolution for the Texans.

The Texans then spent the next 10 years or so, begging the US to take them in before Santa Ana returned with his army and burned it all down.

Fun fact: Sam Houston, the 'father of Texas' quit the state Congress and cursed his comrades afterward when they seceded from the union after he'd worked so hard to get them in.
 
2013-06-26 07:34:09 PM  

codergirl42: theknuckler_33: We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption.

How does that work, exactly? Refusing to accept the decision, that is.

Considering that the decision did not affect you in any way, shape, or form, your 'refusal' to accept it can only come in the form of...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

They argument is that they aren't "real" marriages.


It's okay if they want to think that.
 
2013-06-26 07:34:54 PM  

MisterEZ: Someone please explain to me again why it's wrong to round up all the christians and march them into ovens.

I just can't grasp the concept. It's just a real great idea that's full of merit, imo.


newsletter?
 
2013-06-26 07:35:46 PM  

wxboy: codergirl42: theknuckler_33: We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption.

How does that work, exactly? Refusing to accept the decision, that is.

Considering that the decision did not affect you in any way, shape, or form, your 'refusal' to accept it can only come in the form of...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

They argument is that they aren't "real" marriages.

It's okay if they want to think that.


i755.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 07:35:51 PM  

Cytokine Storm: With this, I'm out.  This is probably the last time (and the first time) you'll ever see me on this site.  This country is going to Hell and this was the last straw.

So ya, I'm out.  Screw you all.  I'm grabbing my buddy and we're going to go live out in the woods with only our guns and each other for comfort, and hopefully somehow survive the coming thousand years of darkness.  We should be ok, we're both physically fit and well toned trained, and have been practicing survival tactics for years (going out in the woods with nothing and trying to survive, cuddling together for warmth, stuff like that).

Enjoy your sin, America.


Remember to pack the Wet-Naps and Astroglide.
 
2013-06-26 07:40:08 PM  

CokeBear: hubiestubert: Bill_Wick's_Friend: hubiestubert: johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!"

Up until he gets caught rolling out of The Gay Bear with a couple of underage twinks...

I hate that so much.

For some reason I have you marked as a fish expert. I've update your description to include the fact that you're a Bear expert as well.


I do live in Western Mass, and formerly in NoHo, the Lesbian Capital of the East. That isn't to say that NoHo doesn't have a gay male population, but let's face it, if you're gay in Mass, Ptown or Boston are far better places to be...
 
2013-06-26 07:45:59 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-06-26 07:47:51 PM  

Lochsteppe: Cytokine Storm: With this, I'm out.  This is probably the last time (and the first time) you'll ever see me on this site.  This country is going to Hell and this was the last straw.

So ya, I'm out.  Screw you all.  I'm grabbing my buddy and we're going to go live out in the woods with only our guns and each other for comfort, and hopefully somehow survive the coming thousand years of darkness.  We should be ok, we're both physically fit and well toned trained, and have been practicing survival tactics for years (going out in the woods with nothing and trying to survive, cuddling together for warmth, stuff like that).

Enjoy your sin, America.

Remember to pack the Wet-Naps and Astroglide.


And Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
 
2013-06-26 07:51:37 PM  

pounddawg: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x501]


Omg I want that on a shirt!
 
2013-06-26 07:52:25 PM  

gilgigamesh: "The Supreme Court's holding that proponents of an initiative had no legal right to appeal ignores California law and rewards corrupt politicians for abandoning their duty to defend traditional marriage laws.

I just love how activists can take the most vanilla procedural ruling and turn it into the moral outrage of the century.

This was an easy question. It is first year civil procedure for chrissake. This is the equivalent of declaring a holy war when you find out the DMV is closed on Saturdays.


We would have also accepted going on a rampage after finding out McDonalds stopped serving breakfast 5 minutes ago.
 
2013-06-26 07:53:05 PM  

johnnieconnie: I believe we have a new "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!?!" pic:


[i.imgur.com image 410x280]


Tim Taylor's oldest kid turned into a real jerk...
 
2013-06-26 07:53:25 PM  

theknuckler_33: codergirl42: theknuckler_33: We and millions of other Americans will refuse to accept this rogue decision rewarding corruption.

How does that work, exactly? Refusing to accept the decision, that is.

Considering that the decision did not affect you in any way, shape, or form, your 'refusal' to accept it can only come in the form of...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

They argument is that they aren't "real" marriages.

like I said...

[www.arwrath.com image 246x135]


You sir, have earned a spot on my favorites list.
 
2013-06-26 07:53:48 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: gilgigamesh: "The Supreme Court's holding that proponents of an initiative had no legal right to appeal ignores California law and rewards corrupt politicians for abandoning their duty to defend traditional marriage laws.

I just love how activists can take the most vanilla procedural ruling and turn it into the moral outrage of the century.

This was an easy question. It is first year civil procedure for chrissake. This is the equivalent of declaring a holy war when you find out the DMV is closed on Saturdays.

We would have also accepted going on a rampage after finding out McDonalds stopped serving breakfast 5 minutes ago.


That one is completely justified.
 
2013-06-26 07:54:29 PM  

Weaver95: Craptastic: Weaver95: you should read Limbaugh's transcript of today's show.  Rush is pushing the 'ITS NOT LEGITIMATE' thing pretty hard core.  plus a whole lot of blah blah american is doomed blah blah bullshiat.

I listened to a bit of it.

"President Oooobama was against gay marriage until he was for it *huff puff huff puff*!

if I were still a conservative I wouldn't know what to say about how things were going lately.  no matter how you slice it, the past couple of years have been nothing but major defeats for the GOP legislative agenda.


There's always yesterday's VRA ruling...
 
2013-06-26 07:55:52 PM  

Weaver95: Infernalist: Peki: Weaver95: i'm ok with the GOP maintaining control of regional legislatures.  they're slipping backwards and eventually that's ALL they'll be - a regional party without much (if any) national influence.

So we'll end up with the US equivalent of the PQ???

I'm not sure if that's an improvement. . .

Compared to them having national power?  It is.

yup.  if we can limit the damage at the federal level, then we can also begin to mitigate things at the state level too.  take a while but...eventually we'll force the Republicans into adapting and learning to play nice, or they'll wither and die on the vine.


I like the second option more better.
 
2013-06-26 07:59:31 PM  

qorkfiend: Weaver95: Craptastic: Weaver95: you should read Limbaugh's transcript of today's show.  Rush is pushing the 'ITS NOT LEGITIMATE' thing pretty hard core.  plus a whole lot of blah blah american is doomed blah blah bullshiat.

I listened to a bit of it.

"President Oooobama was against gay marriage until he was for it *huff puff huff puff*!

if I were still a conservative I wouldn't know what to say about how things were going lately.  no matter how you slice it, the past couple of years have been nothing but major defeats for the GOP legislative agenda.

There's always yesterday's VRA ruling...


Which is also a call to action for democrats and anyone that supports reasonable voting rights.
 
2013-06-26 08:09:04 PM  

MisterEZ: Someone please explain to me again why it's wrong to round up all the christians and march them into ovens.

I just can't grasp the concept. It's just a real great idea that's full of merit, imo.


Probably the same reason someone would bend you over, tie your neck to a stone, drop your shorts, and have a hairless twink, sporting a Man-O-War strap-on, oh so heavenly close to your shiatter-crack, then pull away just to tease the love from you. It would be wrong to tease you like that, right?

/Let people marry who they want to marry. It doesn't affect my feelings one bit.
//low-brow conservitard.
 
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