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(Philly.com)   25 police officers catch a smoking hot couple having sex in the park   (philly.com) divider line 105
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2013-06-26 03:44:54 PM
FTA: These cops needed this image burned into their minds like a fish needs a bicycle

media.philly.com

GAH!
 
2013-06-26 03:53:21 PM
Kinda looks like my old supervisor. O_o

And oh... Subby... I hate you.
 
2013-06-26 04:00:36 PM
That must have been one sturdy bench.
 
2013-06-26 04:12:54 PM
Keep your chin u...ah, never mind.
 
2013-06-26 04:23:27 PM
If you're doing a risk/benefit analysis for sex in public, I would say 25 cops showing up would be a worst case scenario.
 
2013-06-26 04:58:29 PM
Like none of you have ever gone hoggin'.

I have friends that have.
 
2013-06-26 04:59:26 PM

R.A.Danny: Like none of you have ever gone hoggin'.

I have friends that have.


Once.. a long time ago. Had to be done.
 
2013-06-26 05:04:24 PM

xynix: R.A.Danny: Like none of you have ever gone hoggin'.

I have friends that have.

Once.. a long time ago. Had to be done.


Did you burn your ass on the light bulb?
 
2013-06-26 05:18:26 PM
media.philly.com


I found her sister!

img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2013-06-26 05:32:06 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 06:02:19 PM
Smoking is bad for your mental heath oh and f u subby
 
2013-06-26 06:04:39 PM
Maybe he was just trying to save his buddy from carbonite
 
2013-06-26 06:04:44 PM
Seriously, guys will fark anything.
 
2013-06-26 06:06:07 PM
*clicks on link*


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-26 06:06:17 PM
I'm sure she has a great personality.
 
2013-06-26 06:07:09 PM
heavyarmor.files.wordpress.com
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-06-26 06:08:56 PM
i hate you subby.

though well played.
 
2013-06-26 06:10:04 PM
blatz514:I found her sister!

And her brother...

i149.photobucket.com

/As soon as I saw Upper Darby on the page I knew it would be bad
 
2013-06-26 06:10:12 PM
I guess we know what Jordan Peele is getting himself up to between seasons.
 
2013-06-26 06:10:18 PM
not everyone is good looking.

That said... yuck.
 
2013-06-26 06:11:10 PM
Isn't that sweet.  Twenty five philly cops.   You couldn't buy that group for under $1125/hr (straight time without benefits)
 
2013-06-26 06:12:01 PM
i1315.photobucket.com


I knew what it was going in and ya know what.
Best laugh of the day subby
Well done.
 
2013-06-26 06:12:20 PM
And for those who have ever wondered what kind of woman will let you bend her over a park bench for a mid afternoon banging. Wonder no more.
 
2013-06-26 06:14:59 PM

blatz514: [media.philly.com image 399x280]


I found her sister!

[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-26 06:15:41 PM

xalres: I guess we know what Jordan Peele is getting himself up to between seasons.


Ibrahim Moizoos,University of Tennessee-Chattanooga..
 
2013-06-26 06:18:08 PM
When she gives head you'll never forget it.
 
2013-06-26 06:18:26 PM
Oh no poor Honey Boo Boo! Her mom's having an affair. Boo Boo might turn to a life of healthy eating as a form of rebellion :(
 
2013-06-26 06:19:37 PM
i567.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 06:23:52 PM
"This was an interlude"
 
2013-06-26 06:24:59 PM
cdn.meme.li
 
2013-06-26 06:26:54 PM
Sweet leaping Jesus on toast.  That was beautiful, subby.  And I hate you so damn much for it.
 
2013-06-26 06:27:10 PM
The "fish needs a bike" line reminds me of an early internet Guinness ad. Pre-towel fiasco.
 
2013-06-26 06:30:23 PM
"smoking hot" is code on Fark.

yesssirrreeee
 
2013-06-26 06:30:29 PM
Ahhhh Delco, how I do not miss you one bit.
 
2013-06-26 06:34:37 PM
Chitwood identified the couple as Jennifer Harvey, 41, of Clifton Heights, and Richard McBride, 37, of North Philadelphia.

"They don't have parks in Philadelphia?" Chitwood said. "They have parks. Stay over there."


So is he saying "Go be fat somewhere else"?
 
2013-06-26 06:35:06 PM
you guys are just jealous you never got to bend pizza the hut over a park bench

admit it
 
2013-06-26 06:37:18 PM
web.mit.edu

web.mit.edu
 
2013-06-26 06:37:49 PM

cowgirl toffee: Kinda looks like my old supervisor. O_o

And oh... Subby... I hate you.


Who? The dude or the lady? Cause the lady looks like my old supervisor too. O_o
 
2013-06-26 06:39:22 PM

rocky_howard: cowgirl toffee: Kinda looks like my old supervisor. O_o

And oh... Subby... I hate you.

Who? The dude or the lady? Cause the lady looks like my old supervisor too. O_o


There's a lady in there?!
 
2013-06-26 06:43:02 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 06:46:20 PM
This reminds me of the time I glimpsed a fat, homeless skank getting plowed in the parking lot bushes by another hobo, while she was eating a bucket of KFC.  Yikes.
 
2013-06-26 06:47:22 PM
I had sex on a campground picnic table once. It was the middle of the night, though.
 
2013-06-26 06:48:16 PM
♫ Oh baby you...Got what I neeeeeeeed...

But you say he's just a friend....♫
 
2013-06-26 06:53:54 PM
She would look a lot better if she shaved the beard off. There's no hope for him.
 
2013-06-26 06:54:29 PM
That's a pair of gay dudes. I hope.
 
2013-06-26 06:54:33 PM
It was pig night at the Om Mani Padme Sigma house. We had escaped from the crowd and stood trembling underneath the dwarf maples.
 
2013-06-26 06:54:47 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 06:57:09 PM
probably more like "24 police officers keep riding and make 1 rookie cop arrest couple for having sex."
 
2013-06-26 06:58:25 PM
Doesn't matter. Banged a white woman!
 
2013-06-26 06:58:47 PM
Haverford, Narberth, Clifton Heights

And it put them on the map!


Actually, it's more of a Shelbyville idea...
 
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