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(CNN)   Angelina Jolie's body double looks exactly like you'd imagine   (cnn.com) divider line 40
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2013-06-26 05:04:22 PM
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2013-06-26 06:45:58 PM
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2013-06-26 06:50:40 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Like this?
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Nope.

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2013-06-26 06:51:46 PM
And she's not a "body double" she's a stunt double. Very different job description.
 
2013-06-26 06:51:58 PM
i159.photobucket.com
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2013-06-26 06:55:53 PM
post op or pre op?
 
2013-06-26 06:57:31 PM
Cancerous?
 
2013-06-26 06:58:41 PM

fusillade762: And she's not a "body double" she's a stunt double. Very different job description.


I was about to say.  "Body Double" insinuates that some or all of her body is as smoking hot as Angeline Jolie.  "Stunt Double" tells you that the most she might have in common with Jolie is a mouth, two ears, two eyes, and a nose.
 
2013-06-26 07:05:21 PM
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Impressed.
 
2013-06-26 07:09:44 PM
Yeah, a body double is someone that looks like you but with a perkier ass so they can do your nude scenes.  A stunt double has vaguely similar size, haircut and coloration from a distance and is way the fark more athletic than you so that they can do the scenes where you jump out of a fifth-story window in a hail of glass and punch a flying super-mutant in the face as you plummet with it into a river of lava.

Kind of a different job, there.
 
2013-06-26 07:13:53 PM

Jim_Callahan: Yeah, a body double is someone that looks like you but with a perkier ass


No, look at the photo more carefully. That's not her ass.

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2013-06-26 07:27:00 PM
Anyone can take a bad pic.
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2013-06-26 07:40:56 PM
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2013-06-26 07:43:57 PM
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2013-06-26 07:46:45 PM

TopherKersting: Anyone can take a bad pic.
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Plus, if you have a job doing either stunts or just standing in front of the camera while they set up the scene, short hair is useful because it's easier to tuck under wigs.

I knew a woman who was a man's double on a set. The only thing she needed to have in common was height. She just had to stand where he was going to stand and walk where he would walk, so the camera crew could prepare all the tracking shots, make sure the lighting had no holes, and they could get the focus right. She didn't do any stunt work or anything. She just stood there.

Sounds like a job I could do, come to think of it. I should look into that.
 
2013-06-26 07:48:08 PM
"Stand in"... that's what the job was.
 
2013-06-26 07:55:35 PM
Anyone can take a bad pic.

This. Based on 'good' and 'bad' photos of both of them, plus what I've read about their personalities, if I had to date one of them . . . it would not be Jolie.

/just sayin'
 
2013-06-26 08:00:06 PM
EatsCrayons: "Stand in"... that's what the job was.

Eh, that's just CNN lazy reporting. She reportedly worked as "stunt double" for Jolie, Jovovich, and Uma Thurman. You could look her up at IMDb if you care.
 
2013-06-26 08:18:55 PM
I met one of Angelina's body doubles when I was up in Quebec for a work-term in '03. She was her double in the movie Taking Lives which I think was filmed in Montreal.
 
2013-06-26 08:20:50 PM
That's a man, baby.
 
2013-06-26 08:31:07 PM

FriarReb98: [twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com image 640x482]
Impressed.


You idiots!
 
2013-06-26 08:43:17 PM

FriarReb98: [twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com image 640x482]
Impressed.


WIN!
 
2013-06-26 08:53:13 PM
SAM GAMGEE, NOOOOOOOO!!!
 
2013-06-26 09:14:53 PM

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Ah, VixenGamer is sofa king hot!
 
2013-06-26 09:21:44 PM
One of the funnier stunt double scenes I've seen, from "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka".

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2013-06-26 09:49:12 PM

mooseyfate: fusillade762: And she's not a "body double" she's a stunt double. Very different job description.

I was about to say.  "Body Double" insinuates that some or all of her body is as smoking hot as Angeline Jolie.  "Stunt Double" tells you that the most she might have in common with Jolie is a mouth, two ears, two eyes, and a nose.


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Survey:
Is Smitty dumb for not knowing this and quoting even dumber CNN, or did Smitty deliberately submit a trolltastic headline?
 
2013-06-26 10:06:57 PM
Body double eh?

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At least she wasn't a double for a psyco dictator's son.
 
2013-06-26 10:11:17 PM

Jim_Callahan: Yeah, a body double is someone that looks like you but with a perkier ass so they can do your nude scenes.  A stunt double has vaguely similar size, haircut and coloration from a distance and is way the fark more athletic than you so that they can do the scenes where you jump out of a fifth-story window in a hail of glass and punch a flying super-mutant in the face as you plummet with it into a river of lava.

Kind of a different job, there.


You're confusing CGI constructs with real people (which means you've been watching movies with considerably better effects than anything I've seen lately. I caught a few minutes of the Oz movie, and until James Franco wandered into the shot, I thought I was seeing a preview of a new Shrek film).
 
2013-06-26 10:12:38 PM

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Duuuuude, she kinda looks like... ALL THREE OF THEM!

mind = blown
 
2013-06-26 10:17:03 PM

RandomAxe: EatsCrayons: "Stand in"... that's what the job was.

Eh, that's just CNN lazy reporting. She reportedly worked as "stunt double" for Jolie, Jovovich, and Uma Thurman. You could look her up at IMDb if you care.


I thought Zoe Bell had an exclusive on Thurman?

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2013-06-26 10:21:39 PM

EatsCrayons: TopherKersting: Anyone can take a bad pic.
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Plus, if you have a job doing either stunts or just standing in front of the camera while they set up the scene, short hair is useful because it's easier to tuck under wigs.

I knew a woman who was a man's double on a set. The only thing she needed to have in common was height. She just had to stand where he was going to stand and walk where he would walk, so the camera crew could prepare all the tracking shots, make sure the lighting had no holes, and they could get the focus right. She didn't do any stunt work or anything. She just stood there.

Sounds like a job I could do, come to think of it. I should look into that.


You obviously don't remember what happened to Fred Flintstone when he took the "body double, stand in" job.
 
2013-06-26 11:07:05 PM

Jim_Callahan: Yeah, a body double is someone that looks like you but with a perkier ass so they can do your nude scenes.  A stunt double has vaguely similar size, haircut and coloration from a distance and is way the fark more athletic  COMPLETELY UNKNOWN LOWER PAID AND MORE EXPENDABLE than you so that they can do the scenes where you jump out of a fifth-story window in a hail of glass and punch a flying super-mutant in the face as you plummet with it into a river of lava.

Kind of a different job, there.


FTFY
 
2013-06-27 12:12:04 AM
ngelina Nolie sucked Bikly Bob's dick. Just sayin
 
2013-06-27 02:10:51 AM
I bet Osama wishes he had a body double right about now.

/hardy har har har
 
2013-06-27 03:24:54 AM

skinink: One of the funnier stunt double scenes I've seen, from "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka".

[cdn5.movieclips.com image 666x360]


YES!  First thing I thought of.  Nice call.
 
2013-06-27 08:49:43 AM
Meh, the Eunice is unremarkable.
 
2013-06-27 11:55:15 AM
Butter-face?
 
2013-06-27 01:43:22 PM
If they need a stump cock...

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/ You'll shoot your eye out
 
2013-06-27 01:47:55 PM

Elzar: If they need a stump cock...


/ You'll shoot your eye out


Stumpy eh?
 
2013-06-27 06:41:00 PM

kicksmile: Elzar: If they need a stump cock...


/ You'll shoot your eye out

Stumpy eh?


Heh. Best self-immolating typo in a while.
 
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