Walker: I don't take that long to load.
uncleacid: That's not a knife.
Medic Zero: Mark my words, this is the tip of the iceberg. We're going to see a great rise in the kind of crime. Some of them are going to be looking for 3 hots and a cot and healthcare (such as it is), some of them are jusr going to be at the point where they are terminal anyway and just say fark it.
Nemo's Brother: Medic Zero: Mark my words, this is the tip of the iceberg. We're going to see a great rise in the kind of crime. Some of them are going to be looking for 3 hots and a cot and healthcare (such as it is), some of them are jusr going to be at the point where they are terminal anyway and just say fark it.So you believe Obamacare has ruined us all?
Nemo's Brother: In college, I worked as an assistant manager for a pharmacy chain in Richmond, VA. North of us, there were several cases of elderly women robbing our pharmacy for drugs. They would point knifes at them and demand the pharmacist empty the drug bins.Now that job I had sucked. The company treated everyone horribly and underpaid us all, as they were making record profits. After 911, they simply quit paying performance bonuses, even 4 years later. Think of the children or something.I had made my mind up that I was not going to be robbed by an old lady. Ever. I have enough indignities attached to that wretched job. If a lady or elderly couple came up with knifes, I would just lay them out. I'll kill them if I have to, but I am not going to be a victim to Betty White.Fortunately for me and the elderly, they did never come down to Richmond. Not enough Country Kitchen Buffets down here I guess.
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