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(Opposing Views)   Attention grandpas: if you want to successfully carjack someone, make sure to account for the time it'll take to load your walker   (opposingviews.com) divider line 18
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2013-06-26 02:22:39 PM
I see he's never played knifey-carjack before.
 
2013-06-26 02:23:45 PM
General Veers had them in his sights.
 
2013-06-26 02:28:12 PM
I don't take that long to load.
 
2013-06-26 02:31:20 PM

Walker: I don't take that long to load.


Maybe not, but will you bark when we put you in the woods on the next deer hunt??
 
2013-06-26 02:35:12 PM

Walker: I don't take that long to load.


It's the "unloading" of colonic vapours that tend to knock-out my drivers.
The ones that do remain conscious are too preoccupied vomiting out the window to operate the vehicle properly.
 
2013-06-26 02:36:43 PM
Sounds like she was being nice to him.
 
2013-06-26 02:37:17 PM
No obligatory dumb and dumber I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart gif?
 
2013-06-26 02:48:04 PM
That's not a knife.
 
2013-06-26 03:03:45 PM
Betty White's "Off Their Rockers" is really getting desperate.
 
2013-06-26 03:39:57 PM

uncleacid: That's not a knife.


Oblig?
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2013-06-26 04:58:07 PM
Since when do 64 year olds have walkers?

/Though, with as crappy as my legs are, I may have a walker by 64.
 
2013-06-26 05:58:22 PM
*scans headline*

*rescans headline in disbelief*


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2013-06-26 10:51:21 PM
Mark my words, this is the tip of the iceberg. We're going to see a great rise in the kind of crime. Some of them are going to be looking for 3 hots and a cot and healthcare (such as it is), some of them are jusr going to be at the point where they are terminal anyway and just say fark it.
 
2013-06-27 09:01:57 AM

Medic Zero: Mark my words, this is the tip of the iceberg. We're going to see a great rise in the kind of crime. Some of them are going to be looking for 3 hots and a cot and healthcare (such as it is), some of them are jusr going to be at the point where they are terminal anyway and just say fark it.



I was thinking the same thing. I realize TFA is from Australia, but if I ever find myself 70, unable to afford health care, and at risk of living on the street...I'd attempt a bank robbery by note. Any success is money to exist until I eventually got caught.
 
2013-06-27 10:03:56 AM
In college, I worked as an assistant manager for a pharmacy chain in Richmond, VA. North of us, there were several cases of elderly women robbing our pharmacy for drugs.  They would point knifes at them and demand the pharmacist empty the drug bins.

Now that job I had sucked. The company treated everyone horribly and underpaid us all, as they were making record profits.  After 911, they simply quit paying performance bonuses, even 4 years later. Think of the children or something.

I had made my mind up that I was not going to be robbed by an old lady. Ever. I have enough indignities attached to that wretched job. If a lady or elderly couple came up with knifes, I would just lay them out.  I'll kill them if I have to, but I am not going to be a victim to Betty White.

Fortunately for me and the elderly, they did never come down to Richmond.  Not enough Country Kitchen Buffets down here I guess.
 
2013-06-27 10:05:26 AM

Medic Zero: Mark my words, this is the tip of the iceberg. We're going to see a great rise in the kind of crime. Some of them are going to be looking for 3 hots and a cot and healthcare (such as it is), some of them are jusr going to be at the point where they are terminal anyway and just say fark it.


So you believe Obamacare has ruined us all?
 
2013-06-27 02:19:56 PM

Nemo's Brother: Medic Zero: Mark my words, this is the tip of the iceberg. We're going to see a great rise in the kind of crime. Some of them are going to be looking for 3 hots and a cot and healthcare (such as it is), some of them are jusr going to be at the point where they are terminal anyway and just say fark it.

So you believe Obamacare has ruined us all?


No, I didn't say shiat about Obamacare. Always the same stupid shiat with you people. In the big scheme of things Obamacare is a minor tweak to the system.
 
2013-06-27 02:21:57 PM

Nemo's Brother: In college, I worked as an assistant manager for a pharmacy chain in Richmond, VA. North of us, there were several cases of elderly women robbing our pharmacy for drugs.  They would point knifes at them and demand the pharmacist empty the drug bins.

Now that job I had sucked. The company treated everyone horribly and underpaid us all, as they were making record profits.  After 911, they simply quit paying performance bonuses, even 4 years later. Think of the children or something.

I had made my mind up that I was not going to be robbed by an old lady. Ever. I have enough indignities attached to that wretched job. If a lady or elderly couple came up with knifes, I would just lay them out.  I'll kill them if I have to, but I am not going to be a victim to Betty White.

Fortunately for me and the elderly, they did never come down to Richmond.  Not enough Country Kitchen Buffets down here I guess.


Good thing, with bosses like that I'm sure they would have fired you for it.
 
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