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2013-06-26 03:12:59 PM  
2 votes:
So when do we start the beastiality marriage rights movement?

I demand equality for my Human-Turtle relationship brethren!

/this is what conservatives actually believe will happen.
2013-06-26 08:52:06 PM  
1 votes:
In case you were wondering:

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2013-06-26 07:45:25 PM  
1 votes:

Aidan: Cythraul: Bear Thread!

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Bear thread!

Now I know how guys feel about lesbians.


Hey, if I slather myself with honey, do you think one of them might turn bisexual for an hour or two?
2013-06-26 04:49:28 PM  
1 votes:

Aidan: tamsnod27: Aidan: Cythraul: Bear Thread!

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Bear thread!

Now I know how guys feel about lesbians.

that's cute and all....but you don't really

Eh, I know. I lack the hormones to allow me to compartmentalize some folks as bangable but not dateable. :P But still, I did get this weird kind of whiplash from looking at those pictures. Like holding a set of allen wrenches and standing in front of a car thinking "Okay somehow this works for someone, but..."


Yeah, my wife works with several lesbian couples (nursing) and one of the other husbands was torn UP for saying some of the things we all were thinking, so I will not make that mistake, out loud at least...
2013-06-26 04:24:19 PM  
1 votes:

Richard C Stanford: Well, we already have furries. It's pretty much the same thing.


Point of order: Scalies, not furries. Scalies.
2013-06-26 04:18:29 PM  
1 votes:

bennett311: No love for Otters?


25.media.tumblr.com

www.jimbo.info

farm7.static.flickr.com

Hot, just like the links

/fap
2013-06-26 03:54:58 PM  
1 votes:

Mock26: It is sad the number of people who have used that argument as to why same-sex marriage should be illegal. I hope that no one could be so stupid as to actually believe that the legalization of same-sex marriage will lead to the legalization of inter species marriages. But after some of the replies such people give to other topics (such as evolution, and the crocoduck is a perfect example!) I do not have high hopes on that. So, I just give this reply to those morans, "As soon as animals evolve and develop the intelligence of humans and can legally consent to marriage you will have that right. Until then stop farking your dog. Your god can see what you do in your garage."


It's a slippery slope argument, taken to a pretty ridiculous length.  Although the polygamy thing has a bit of merit.  My problem with polygamy is that it has a pretty poor record in terms of it being a consenting union between people.  The FLDS does a pretty solid job of treating girls like marriage objects and brainwashing them from birth.  However if several truly free, competant and equal people decided to marry, I'm not sure how I could reasonably object while maintaining my "who you marry is none of my business" stance that makes me approve of gay marriage.

It bothers me.
2013-06-26 03:54:03 PM  
1 votes:

Shrapnel: All right, Farkers, I think this is as good a thread as any to bust this out. I found this pic a while back, and am quite sure it would make a good advice animal, but my brain cannot produce the funnies like that. So I'll just leave this here. (Actually, it has been languishing with the filename "worst advice animal".)

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Uh. You trying to get the mods to ban you for posting porn?
2013-06-26 03:36:25 PM  
1 votes:
www.geekosystem.com
2013-06-26 03:35:23 PM  
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Dahnkster: Great things come in bears...
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Oh no. That's can't be real. Can it?


Yeah, that had a Fark thread a few years ago - it was real.
2013-06-26 03:35:07 PM  
1 votes:

meanmutton: I always wonder if people realize how homophobic they sound when they say stuff like this.


I've always just assumed they don't, at which point I just sigh and move on.
2013-06-26 03:33:31 PM  
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Dahnkster: Great things come in bears...
[breakingkayfabe.files.wordpress.com image 600x1408]

Oh no. That's can't be real. Can it?


Yeah.  That was a real poster.  The mind wobbles.
2013-06-26 03:07:11 PM  
1 votes:

meanmutton: Ego edo infantia cattus: Yeah subby, except that he's an ultra conservative, which means that it's less of a nightmare and more of a shame filled fantasy. Scalia is going to be walking around town with a micro chubby - not that anyone will notice.

I always wonder if people realize how homophobic they sound when they say stuff like this.


I also wonder if the authors of such fantasies realize the peak inside their own minds they offer.
2013-06-26 02:31:56 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-26 02:23:56 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

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2013-06-26 02:15:05 PM  
1 votes:
Bear Thread!

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Bear thread!
 
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