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(Washington Post)   Scalia's worst nightmare realized: Supreme Court ruling striking down DOMA immediately results in influx of bears into DC seeking federal benefts   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 88
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2013-06-26 02:02:34 PM  
Bear trifecta in play?
 
2013-06-26 02:15:05 PM  
Bear Thread!

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Bear thread!
 
2013-06-26 02:21:49 PM  
Stephen Colbert was right!
 
2013-06-26 02:23:56 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

www.projectqatlanta.com

bearmythology.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-26 02:31:56 PM  
i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 02:43:29 PM  
This means Tom of Finland is President!
 
2013-06-26 02:56:41 PM  
Yeah subby, except that he's an ultra conservative, which means that it's less of a nightmare and more of a shame filled fantasy. Scalia is going to be walking around town with a micro chubby - not that anyone will notice.
 
2013-06-26 02:57:06 PM  
I was bit once by a migrating San Francisco bear. At first I felt bad but now I feel fabulous!
 
2013-06-26 02:57:50 PM  
Scalia's not above packing his canolis into the back seat.
 
2013-06-26 02:59:47 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Yeah subby, except that he's an ultra conservative, which means that it's less of a nightmare and more of a shame filled fantasy. Scalia is going to be walking around town with a micro chubby - not that anyone will notice.


I always wonder if people realize how homophobic they sound when they say stuff like this.
 
2013-06-26 03:00:47 PM  
So, the authorities say a young black bear is "very harmless". How... authoritative.
 
2013-06-26 03:00:48 PM  
No love for Otters?
 
2013-06-26 03:01:15 PM  
This is, of course, the same ultra-liberal Scalia who killed California's Prop 8.
 
2013-06-26 03:05:57 PM  
I LOL'd so hard!
 
2013-06-26 03:07:11 PM  

meanmutton: Ego edo infantia cattus: Yeah subby, except that he's an ultra conservative, which means that it's less of a nightmare and more of a shame filled fantasy. Scalia is going to be walking around town with a micro chubby - not that anyone will notice.

I always wonder if people realize how homophobic they sound when they say stuff like this.


I also wonder if the authors of such fantasies realize the peak inside their own minds they offer.
 
2013-06-26 03:09:24 PM  
No one yet?  300bps.org
 
2013-06-26 03:09:46 PM  
Funny stuff above.  So what's wrong with Polygomy now?
 
2013-06-26 03:09:48 PM  

meanmutton: Ego edo infantia cattus: Yeah subby, except that he's an ultra conservative, which means that it's less of a nightmare and more of a shame filled fantasy. Scalia is going to be walking around town with a micro chubby - not that anyone will notice.

I always wonder if people realize how homophobic they sound when they say stuff like this.


I don't think it's homophobic to imply that all ultra conservatives are closeted homosexuals as much as it's really stupid and old to imply that.
 
2013-06-26 03:10:16 PM  
I see what you did there
 
2013-06-26 03:10:24 PM  

knbwhite: Funny stuff above.  So what's wrong with Polygomy now?


because 1 gomy is a enough
 
2013-06-26 03:10:34 PM  

Cythraul: Bear Thread!

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Bear thread!


Now I know how guys feel about lesbians.
 
2013-06-26 03:12:59 PM  
So when do we start the beastiality marriage rights movement?

I demand equality for my Human-Turtle relationship brethren!

/this is what conservatives actually believe will happen.
 
2013-06-26 03:13:48 PM  
I think we can see this as an ursine of progress.
 
2013-06-26 03:15:30 PM  
simpsonswiki.net
 
2013-06-26 03:16:05 PM  
don't they pretty much still pretty much keep to Dupont Circle?
 
2013-06-26 03:16:39 PM  
www.coverbrowser.com
It was inevitable.
 
2013-06-26 03:18:53 PM  
DOMA confirmed to be completely struck down.
 
2013-06-26 03:19:37 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 03:20:15 PM  
Great things come in bears...
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2013-06-26 03:21:45 PM  

vernonFL: This means Tom of Finland is President!


I can get behind that.
 
2013-06-26 03:22:20 PM  

skullkrusher: I don't think it's homophobic to imply that all ultra conservatives are closeted homosexuals as much as it's really stupid and old to imply that.


Ultra conservatives are largely stupid and old, too, so it fits.

/in their butts! LOL
 
2013-06-26 03:31:26 PM  

Dahnkster: Great things come in bears...
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Oh no. That's can't be real. Can it?
 
2013-06-26 03:33:31 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Dahnkster: Great things come in bears...
[breakingkayfabe.files.wordpress.com image 600x1408]

Oh no. That's can't be real. Can it?


Yeah.  That was a real poster.  The mind wobbles.
 
2013-06-26 03:35:07 PM  

meanmutton: I always wonder if people realize how homophobic they sound when they say stuff like this.


I've always just assumed they don't, at which point I just sigh and move on.
 
2013-06-26 03:35:23 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Dahnkster: Great things come in bears...
[breakingkayfabe.files.wordpress.com image 600x1408]

Oh no. That's can't be real. Can it?


Yeah, that had a Fark thread a few years ago - it was real.
 
2013-06-26 03:35:28 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-06-26 03:36:25 PM  
www.geekosystem.com
 
2013-06-26 03:36:38 PM  
Scalia thinks corporations deserve personhood and all the rights (but none of theresponsibilities) that come with it, but teh gays shouldn't marry.
 
2013-06-26 03:41:17 PM  
All right, Farkers, I think this is as good a thread as any to bust this out. I found this pic a while back, and am quite sure it would make a good advice animal, but my brain cannot produce the funnies like that. So I'll just leave this here. (Actually, it has been languishing with the filename "worst advice animal".)

i215.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 03:46:47 PM  

hardinparamedic: So when do we start the beastiality marriage rights movement?

I demand equality for my Human-Turtle relationship brethren!

/this is what conservatives actually believe will happen.


It is sad the number of people who have used that argument as to why same-sex marriage should be illegal.  I hope that no one could be so stupid as to actually believe that the legalization of same-sex marriage will lead to the legalization of inter species marriages. But after some of the replies such people give to other topics (such as evolution, and the crocoduck is a perfect example!) I do not have high hopes on that.  So, I just give this reply to those morans, "As soon as animals evolve and develop the intelligence of humans and can legally consent to marriage you will have that right.  Until then stop farking your dog.  Your god can see what you do in your garage."
 
2013-06-26 03:53:50 PM  

poot_rootbeer: skullkrusher: I don't think it's homophobic to imply that all ultra conservatives are closeted homosexuals as much as it's really stupid and old to imply that.

Ultra conservatives are largely stupid and old, too, so it fits.

/in their butts! LOL


hehe
 
2013-06-26 03:54:03 PM  

Shrapnel: All right, Farkers, I think this is as good a thread as any to bust this out. I found this pic a while back, and am quite sure it would make a good advice animal, but my brain cannot produce the funnies like that. So I'll just leave this here. (Actually, it has been languishing with the filename "worst advice animal".)

[i215.photobucket.com image 467x317]


Uh. You trying to get the mods to ban you for posting porn?
 
2013-06-26 03:54:58 PM  

Mock26: It is sad the number of people who have used that argument as to why same-sex marriage should be illegal. I hope that no one could be so stupid as to actually believe that the legalization of same-sex marriage will lead to the legalization of inter species marriages. But after some of the replies such people give to other topics (such as evolution, and the crocoduck is a perfect example!) I do not have high hopes on that. So, I just give this reply to those morans, "As soon as animals evolve and develop the intelligence of humans and can legally consent to marriage you will have that right. Until then stop farking your dog. Your god can see what you do in your garage."


It's a slippery slope argument, taken to a pretty ridiculous length.  Although the polygamy thing has a bit of merit.  My problem with polygamy is that it has a pretty poor record in terms of it being a consenting union between people.  The FLDS does a pretty solid job of treating girls like marriage objects and brainwashing them from birth.  However if several truly free, competant and equal people decided to marry, I'm not sure how I could reasonably object while maintaining my "who you marry is none of my business" stance that makes me approve of gay marriage.

It bothers me.
 
2013-06-26 03:56:26 PM  

hardinparamedic: Uh. You trying to get the mods to ban you for posting porn?


Does that count as pron?  No naughty bits are showing.
 
2013-06-26 03:57:57 PM  
Sorry, wrong species.
 
2013-06-26 03:58:48 PM  
OhpleasenotTHATbearpicture
OhpleasenotTHATbearpicture
OhpleasenotTHATbearpicture
OhpleasenotTHATbearpicture
OhpleasenotTHATbearpicture

*whew*

/you know the one
 
2013-06-26 03:59:04 PM  

Aidan: Cythraul: Bear Thread!

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[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 591x700]

[www.cutewithchris.com image 480x319]

[www.jacobzflores.com image 300x300]
Bear thread!

Now I know how guys feel about lesbians.


that's cute and all....but you don't really
 
2013-06-26 04:03:29 PM  

fireclown: hardinparamedic: Uh. You trying to get the mods to ban you for posting porn?

Does that count as pron?  No naughty bits are showing.


I've always erred on caution. I got a 24 hour time out for posting a skeleton as Andrew Breitbart.
 
2013-06-26 04:09:44 PM  

Shrapnel: All right, Farkers, I think this is as good a thread as any to bust this out. I found this pic a while back, and am quite sure it would make a good advice animal, but my brain cannot produce the funnies like that. So I'll just leave this here. (Actually, it has been languishing with the filename "worst advice animal".)

[i215.photobucket.com image 467x317]


What language is this?  I understand the words, but I do not understand the sentences.
 
2013-06-26 04:11:59 PM  
late to the game...
now this is a peaceful way to the right to bear arms

/have fun, you crazy bears
 
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