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(KHQ Spokane)   What's worse than getting trapped in a park bathroom? Getting trapped in a park bathroom with two young boys and a howling chihuahua   (khq.com) divider line 48
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2013-06-26 01:56:49 PM
I like dogs, but chihuahuas don't count.
That yappy little farker would have gotten flushed.
 
2013-06-26 02:12:14 PM
Don't worry, George M...aharis will save you!
 
2013-06-26 02:35:18 PM
A park bathroom you say?

blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-06-26 02:40:19 PM
DNRTFA.  What was the Senator's name?
 
2013-06-26 03:05:31 PM
Seems like every time you really need George Michael, he's nowhere to be found.
 
2013-06-26 03:21:48 PM
Jammed? Lone Star!!
 
2013-06-26 03:22:07 PM

Diogenes: Seems like every time you really need George Michael, he's nowhere to be found.


I was going with Larry Craig but same ID
 
2013-06-26 03:25:57 PM

Russ1642: Jammed? Lone Star!!


Raspberry?!?  I HATE raspberry!
 
2013-06-26 03:26:51 PM

FloydA: DNRTFA.  What was the Senator priest's name?

 
2013-06-26 03:27:05 PM
Finally two women heard her. They found a man who eventually was able to pop the door open. Ayala says she was too upset at the time to thank the Good Samaritans.


Trapped in a bathroom for 2 hours and too upset to thank your rescuers?  Biatch sounds like an overly emotional self-important coont.
 
2013-06-26 03:27:41 PM
having your wide stance mistaken for something else, altogether?

/drtfa
 
2013-06-26 03:27:45 PM

Maul555: Finally two women heard her. They found a man who eventually was able to pop the door open. Ayala says she was too upset at the time to thank the Good Samaritans.


Trapped in a bathroom for 2 hours and too upset to thank your rescuers?  Biatch sounds like an overly emotional self-important coont.


Came to say this.
 
2013-06-26 03:28:20 PM
FTFA: Ayala says she was too upset at the time to thank the Good Samaritans.

I went ahead and read that as 'Ayala is an ungrateful biatch, who loves the sound of complaining.  That's why she called the station to let us know about her ordeal.'
 
2013-06-26 03:29:43 PM
She sounds Muslin.
 
2013-06-26 03:32:55 PM
...and twenty-six flamingos.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-26 03:33:14 PM
Must've been the Candyman coming to get them.
 
2013-06-26 03:33:57 PM
So THAT is who the last person on earth without a cell phone is.

/Surprised the toddlers didn't have their own phones, though.
 
2013-06-26 03:34:28 PM

fat boy: I like dogs, but chihuahuas don't count.
That yappy little farker would have gotten flushed.


or eaten
 
2013-06-26 03:37:03 PM
I'm white-enough to admit to howling like a chihuahua during a two hour session in the bathroom. Mexican food has that effect on my delicate Caucasian colon.
 
2013-06-26 03:37:49 PM

MBooda


...and twenty-six flamingos.


That reminds me of this:

www.wholesalemonograms.com


pic is borrowed
 
2013-06-26 03:38:14 PM
.......The Aristocrats!
 
2013-06-26 03:39:05 PM

Maul555: Finally two women heard her. They found a man who eventually was able to pop the door open. Ayala says she was too upset at the time to thank the Good Samaritans.


Trapped in a bathroom for 2 hours and too upset to thank your rescuers?  Biatch sounds like an overly emotional self-important coont.


Came here to say this.  WTF, a-hole?
 
2013-06-26 03:44:31 PM
Instead of a chihuahua, it's a howling Jerry Sandusky.
 
2013-06-26 03:45:37 PM
Read the headline, and the first thing that pops into my mind:
"That's my story and I'm sticking with it!"


/as for the not thanking the rescuers, I'm guessing crying hysterically.
 
2013-06-26 03:46:19 PM
There could be worse places to be stuck. At least with kids, they won't have to go potty in the corner of the elevator.
 
2013-06-26 03:47:52 PM

fappomatic: She sounds Muslin


she sounds like Muslin (/ˈmʌslɨn/ or /ˈmjuːslɨn/) is a loosely-woven cotton fabric which originated in present-day Bangladesh?

/I love you wikipedia
 
2013-06-26 03:50:02 PM

flynn80: Instead of a chihuahua, it's a howling Jerry Sandusky.


Dropped in to make a similar crack; "You boys upset about your little dead doggy?  Be grateful it wasn't Jerry Sandusky in here with you."
 
2013-06-26 03:51:11 PM
www.oscsolutions.com


There's the problem.

/Homer... are you just holding on to the can?
 
2013-06-26 03:52:08 PM

one-in-the-chamber: fappomatic: She sounds Muslin

she sounds like Muslin (/ˈmʌslɨn/ or /ˈmjuːslɨn/) is a loosely-woven cotton fabric which originated in present-day Bangladesh?

/I love you wikipedia


You missed what I did there. Nice detective skills, though.
 
2013-06-26 04:00:53 PM
Slow news day KHQ? This. Is. Not. News.
 
2013-06-26 04:05:25 PM

sweater_pups: having your wide stance mistaken for something else, altogether?

/drtfa


Having your wide stance mistaken for something else.
 
2013-06-26 04:22:23 PM

blatz514: sweater_pups: having your wide stance mistaken for something else, altogether?

/drtfa

Having your wide stance mistaken for something else.


i105.photobucket.com
Having your wide stance mistaken for something else.
 
2013-06-26 04:30:56 PM
slurm.trakt.us
 
2013-06-26 04:44:19 PM
Headline says what's worse, shouldn't that read "what's sexier"?
 
2013-06-26 05:08:58 PM
It could be worse.

See Cujo.
 
2013-06-26 05:37:39 PM

Russ1642: Jammed? Lone Star!!


Normally I'd claim that you owe me a new drink for having just spit mine all over the computer, but a Spaceballs reference is payment in itself.
 
2013-06-26 05:38:53 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-26 05:53:13 PM
This is a very weird situation. 'Cause I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major farking drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin... -smoking the wood in their pipes for months. This chick had a bunch. And she's begging me to sell it. So I told her I wasn't going to be Joe the potman anymore, but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. She agreed to that, said we'd keep the same arrangement as before; 10%, free pot for me, as long as I helped her out that weekend. She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't want to go to the buy alone. Her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly. I don't want to do this. I have a very bad feeling about it. But she keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me, finally I said OK 'cause I'm sick of hearing it. Now, we're picking the guy up at the train station, and we're waiting for the guy. I'm carrying the weed in one of those little carry-on bags. I got to take a piss. So I tell the connection I'll be right back, I'm going to the boys' room. So I walk in the mens' room, and who's standing there? Two kids and a Chihuahua.

When I walked through the door, they all stopped what they were talking about and they looked at me.  Chihuahua starts yapping. He's yapping at me. I mean, it's obvious. He's yapping at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, "Take off, man! Just bail, just get the fark out of there!" Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there's the shock of it... -BAM!... -right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. These two shiats looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that farking rat can, they can smell it on me.
 
2013-06-26 07:34:54 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

/ Fark, I am disappoint
 
2013-06-26 08:14:35 PM
Trapped in a room with her two children for TWO WHOLE HOURS!?! So upset she could not even say 'thank you' to the guy who got her out?!?!

/Mother Of The Year candidate right there folks!

//I am the oldest of four boys. My mother laughs at this lady and then chases us out the door..."Bored?? Oh, if you are 'bored', then I can fix that. Let me get the broom and the vacumn cleaner and the rags and furnature polish....boys? Oh boys??"
 
2013-06-26 08:38:33 PM
i718.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 11:14:32 PM
You know, homicide under those circumstances would be totally justified.
 
2013-06-27 05:25:41 AM

sweater_pups: having your wide stance mistaken for something else, altogether?

/drtfa


Having your wide stance mistaken for something else.
 
2013-06-27 08:33:59 AM
images.wikia.com

The bathroom in question.
 
2013-06-27 09:12:15 AM

payattention: Trapped in a room with her two children for TWO WHOLE HOURS!?! So upset she could not even say 'thank you' to the guy who got her out?!?!

/Mother Of The Year candidate right there folks!

//I am the oldest of four boys. My mother laughs at this lady and then chases us out the door..."Bored?? Oh, if you are 'bored', then I can fix that. Let me get the broom and the vacumn cleaner and the rags and furnature polish....boys? Oh boys??"


Yeah, my Mom did the same thing.  Except it was clean the basement.  Which I hated.  Never spent any time in the basement, considered it creepy and less than habitable.  Lots of spiders.
 
2013-06-27 09:28:29 AM

Cold_Sassy: Maul555: Finally two women heard her. They found a man who eventually was able to pop the door open. Ayala says she was too upset at the time to thank the Good Samaritans.


Trapped in a bathroom for 2 hours and too upset to thank your rescuers?  Biatch sounds like an overly emotional self-important coont.

Came here to say this.  WTF, a-hole?


Fifthed.
 
2013-06-27 09:28:38 AM

fat boy: I like dogs, but chihuahuas don't count.
That yappy little farker would have gotten flushed.


I didn't like Chihuahuas either, until my wife and I got a Chihuahua/jack russell mix. He's a great dog.
 
2013-06-27 04:47:23 PM

fappomatic: one-in-the-chamber: fappomatic: She sounds Muslin

she sounds like Muslin (/ˈmʌslɨn/ or /ˈmjuːslɨn/) is a loosely-woven cotton fabric which originated in present-day Bangladesh?

/I love you wikipedia

You missed what I did there. Nice detective skills, though

 you tell me, how do you tell when someone is being sarcastic on fark, or is just a backwoods hillbilly f*uck? I already knew what muslin was, but wanted to make sure the definition was correct.
I guess I should assume everything is sarcasm on fark. i'm not going to delete my profile because I don't want anyone else hi-jacking it but i'm done here.
 
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