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(USA Today)   Miami Heat exercises team option on Superintendent Chalmers   (usatoday.com) divider line 32
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2013-06-26 02:12:51 PM  
You spelled Chalmbers wrong.
 
2013-06-26 02:19:27 PM  
You spelled Super Nintendo wrong.
 
2013-06-26 02:56:12 PM  
Outstanding... he's one of the better 3 pt shooters in the league
 
2013-06-26 03:19:32 PM  
Miami Heat exercises team option on Supernintendoent Chalmers
 
2013-06-26 03:38:36 PM  

Donnchadha: You spelled Super Nintendo wrong.


And we're done here...somebody catch the lights, would ya?
 
2013-06-26 03:43:23 PM  
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2013-06-26 03:46:45 PM  

Donnchadha: You spelled Super Nintendo wrong.


That's how I read it the first time.  We see what we want to see.
 
2013-06-26 03:46:48 PM  

jaylectricity: You spelled Chalmbers wrong.


Donnchadha: You spelled Super Nintendo wrong.


Subby fail english; that's unpossible.
 
2013-06-26 03:47:15 PM  
i177.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 03:50:00 PM  
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking of Ralph every time I hear Mario Chalmer's name.
 
2013-06-26 03:54:24 PM  

mcmnky: I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking of Ralph every time I hear Mario Chalmer's name.


I also think of that every time I hear of the Meatball Enthusiast
 
2013-06-26 03:55:15 PM  
Good.

Hopefully he will lead them to another title. Though its getting tougher and tougher to win it all as the only superdupernintendo star.
 
2013-06-26 03:59:29 PM  

Donnchadha: You spelled Super Nintendo wrong.


/came here to post this, shakes tiny fist of impotent rage...
 
2013-06-26 04:02:20 PM  
FTH: Superintendent

Dude... how the hell did you get this so wrong?
 
2013-06-26 04:05:27 PM  
I'm Idaho!
 
2013-06-26 04:07:30 PM  
Chalmers: 2 rings, 1 NCAA title
Rose: none of either, history of serious injuries
 
2013-06-26 04:57:29 PM  

Tarl3k: Donnchadha: You spelled Super Nintendo wrong.

/came here to post this, shakes tiny fist of impotent rage...


Just don't bend your Wookiee.
 
2013-06-26 05:03:50 PM  
Huh.   Mike_LowELL must be busy today....
 
2013-06-26 05:36:37 PM  

mcmnky: I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking of Ralph every time I hear Mario Chalmer's name.


This is what I think of-

i635.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-26 07:11:34 PM  

FriarReb98: Huh.   Mike_LowELL must be busy today....


He turned away from being the Prophet of Chalmers and only spoke of the Heat as a group. He lost his way and I am no longer sure if he is the rock of the church anymore. Maybe this is his 40 years crossing a bridge in Miami
 
2013-06-26 07:31:19 PM  

Tarl3k: Donnchadha: You spelled Super Nintendo wrong.

/came here to post this, shakes tiny fist of impotent rage...


Shake harder, boy!
 
2013-06-26 07:32:43 PM  

TheManofPA: FriarReb98: Huh.   Mike_LowELL must be busy today....

He turned away from being the Prophet of Chalmers and only spoke of the Heat as a group. He lost his way and I am no longer sure if he is the rock of the church anymore. Maybe this is his 40 years crossing a bridge in Miami


I just... I wanted to believe that the rumors of his forsaking the faith wasn't true....
 
2013-06-26 08:09:01 PM  

Ponzholio: mcmnky: I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking of Ralph every time I hear Mario Chalmer's name.

This is what I think of-

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Ditto.
 
2013-06-26 09:22:44 PM  
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Now, let's talk rust-proofing. These Colecos'll rust up on ya' like that, er ... shut up, Gil. Close the deal ... close the deal!
 
2013-06-26 09:35:30 PM  
Seeing as how Chalmers single-handedly willed the Heat to victory, they'd damn well better.
 
2013-06-26 11:10:36 PM  

FriarReb98: I just... I wanted to believe that the rumors of his forsaking the faith wasn't true....


Everything is well, my child.  I took a pilgrimage to the city of Chalmers, which cannot be located on any map and has no documented evidence.  All evidence of the city must be destroyed so that the Holy City may not be tainted.  Only those who truly speak the good graces of Mario, our Lord and Savior, may be allowed to enter this city.  One day, you may be allowed to visit this land, too.  But I must go now.  The First Passing of the Chalmers will begin tomorrow.  I must be up early to watch as the Moon collides with the Earth.
 
2013-06-26 11:29:17 PM  
I'm glad Subby has already been reprimanded for his mistake.
 
2013-06-27 01:19:21 AM  
I sleep in a drawer!
 
2013-06-27 03:02:31 AM  
It tastes like burning!
 
2013-06-27 04:27:20 AM  

Mike_LowELL: I took a pilgrimage to the city of Chalmers, which cannot be located on any map and has no documented evidence.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalmers,_Indiana

The Hibbert called you, muthafugga.
 
2013-06-27 04:34:34 AM  

Palmer Eldritch: Chalmers: 2 rings, 1 NCAA title
Rose: none of either, history of serious injuries


yea, but having that LeBron guy on your team probably doesn't hurt either
 
2013-06-27 08:50:58 AM  

Palmer Eldritch: 1 NCAA title


Holy hell, I think that Final Four semi-final was the next-to-last time I ever got so mad at a sporting event I tried to drink the memory away.

I also came up with the term "analbabychristcoontfark" to describe the first half.

/the last time was The Bad Day
 
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