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(WWSB ABC 7)   It's not good when the getaway vehicle has less power than the object being stolen   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 18
    More: Florida, getaway car, Sarasota Police Department, lawn mowers, objects  
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2013-06-26 02:04:59 PM  
No doubt part of a chop shop ring.
 
2013-06-26 02:05:14 PM  
thats not how you get the nickname possum
 
2013-06-26 02:10:36 PM  
He was going to peddle the mower but got cut short by the police.
 
2013-06-26 02:11:06 PM  
Meth: making it easy to catch the dumb criminals since 1893.
 
2013-06-26 02:13:08 PM  
Would've been funny if it was a riding mower.
 
2013-06-26 02:15:33 PM  
Speaking of "mowing the grass"...

Q: What do you call a fat lesbian?

A:
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2013-06-26 02:18:51 PM  
Blade Runner.
 
2013-06-26 02:29:14 PM  
That's not a bush hog. This is the Rosie O'Donnell of bush hogs.

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2013-06-26 02:33:33 PM  
Great. Another excuse to give bike riders a bad name.

/Get off my lawn!
 
2013-06-26 02:33:54 PM  
That looks like three of the same unit I posted, hooked up to one tractor, doesn't it?
 
2013-06-26 02:47:00 PM  
I was sure this was going to be some kind of "man tries to fit stolen horse into the back of an S-10" joke...
 
2013-06-26 03:06:41 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: That looks like three of the same unit I posted, hooked up to one tractor, doesn't it?


Yeah. It's called a batwing. I have one like that that will cut a 24' path. Makes me feel like I'm piloting a helo.
 
2013-06-26 03:12:54 PM  
That's a hard 53. That's 53 in Florida years
 
2013-06-26 04:13:52 PM  
Dude, let's talk about this whole "weight ratio" thing.
 
2013-06-26 04:41:17 PM  

fappomatic: Sin_City_Superhero: That looks like three of the same unit I posted, hooked up to one tractor, doesn't it?

Yeah. It's called a batwing. I have one like that that will cut a 24' path. Makes me feel like I'm piloting a helo.


24 FEET? Damn! You could mow a football field in a few minutes with that thing!
 
2013-06-26 05:23:08 PM  
Meth....that's all.
 
2013-06-26 05:43:19 PM  
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Um, they might not be here, uh, exactly, uh, when you get back, but, uh, it's a blue Chevy two door and it will be going south on Hertato street. No, I can't make out the license number but, uh, it will be pulling a small church. So any blue Chevy pulling a small church, I figure that'd be the one. Yeah, uh huh...
 
2013-06-27 09:51:52 AM  
No stealy golf cart?
 
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