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(USA Today)   Kristen Bell wastes no time after vowing not to get married till everyone in California has right to do so and proposes to Dax Sheppard on Twitter. #luckyfreakingbastard   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2013-06-26 01:54:27 PM  
Great... two deadly sins endorsed in one day: lust and sloth  ;-)
 
2013-06-26 01:57:26 PM  
Neil Patrick Harris: "DOMA-it-just-lost-O Mr. Roboto!"

Awesome.
 
2013-06-26 01:58:39 PM  

factoryconnection: Great... two deadly sins endorsed in one day: lust and sloth ;-)


Nicely done.

Kristen Bell is farking awesome.  I don't get the Dax Sheppard thing, but everything I've ever seen about her shows her a really smart, together person.  She's the anti-Lohan, the anti-Kardashian, the anti-Shannen Doherty.  We need more Kristen Bells.
 
2013-06-26 02:09:56 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't get the Dax Sheppard thing


Read this blog post of his (dust warning), dude has heart. Also before he was an actor he was a stuntman/coordinator so has to be at least a little bad ass
 
2013-06-26 02:20:29 PM  
What is the male equivalent for butterface?

rogercatlin.com
 
2013-06-26 02:24:42 PM  
Oh sure! But can she be bothered to respond to any of my 243 proposals? Noooooo.

/okay, technically a restraining order is a kind of response
 
2013-06-26 02:31:47 PM  
i guess he doesn't have to resort to 'batin'.
 
2013-06-26 02:37:08 PM  
I will congratulate the couple when I get a personal apology from both of them for "Hit and Run."
 
2013-06-26 02:54:25 PM  
I give her props for not moving the goal posts. I take the "I won't marry unless there's gay marriage" with a grain of salt, interpreting it as "I'll make a political statement, throw support, and spare myself from being hounded when will I be married."

And something something Veronica Mars something something Kickstarter something something run like hell from Backup.
 
2013-06-26 03:02:54 PM  

FlashHarry: i guess he doesn't have to resort to 'batin'.


Sure he does.  They're getting married, after all.
 
2013-06-26 03:13:38 PM  
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Unless it's some new annoying Entertainment tab greenlight thing
 
2013-06-26 03:37:27 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: We need more Kristen Bells.


agreed

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2013-06-26 03:52:19 PM  
zedster: Read this blog post

Farking allergies...
 
2013-06-26 03:52:34 PM  

zedster: AdolfOliverPanties: I don't get the Dax Sheppard thing

Read this blog post of his (dust warning), dude has heart. Also before he was an actor he was a stuntman/coordinator so has to be at least a little bad ass


Pretty much this.  I've tried for many years to hate this guy, but he just keeps doing decent things.
 
2013-06-26 03:53:08 PM  

Lorelle: Neil Patrick Harris: "DOMA-it-just-lost-O Mr. Roboto!"

Awesome.


This.
 
2013-06-26 03:53:59 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: factoryconnection: Great... two deadly sins endorsed in one day: lust and sloth ;-)

Nicely done.

Kristen Bell is farking awesome.  I don't get the Dax Sheppard thing, but everything I've ever seen about her shows her a really smart, together person.  She's the anti-Lohan, the anti-Kardashian, the anti-Shannen Doherty.  We need more Kristen Bells.


So much this; she's all sorts of cute and he's a lucky bastard.
 
2013-06-26 03:55:05 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: AdolfOliverPanties: We need more Kristen Bells.

agreed

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*nods* DAT ASS~!
 
2013-06-26 03:56:35 PM  
I don't know who they are but she has a great ass
 
2013-06-26 03:58:54 PM  
I gawked a bit when I found out he was the "Ow My Balls!" guy...
 
2013-06-26 04:00:33 PM  
Baby make body gooder.

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-26 04:02:28 PM  
Could have sworn they were already married. I'm positive they've already been engaged for what seems like an eternity.
 
2013-06-26 04:06:18 PM  
Interesting list of celebs that celebrated the SCOTUS decision.  More interesting are the celebrities that are missing from that list.  The Donald?  Country music artist?
 
2013-06-26 04:08:00 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: AdolfOliverPanties: We need more Kristen Bells.

agreed

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Go away, baitin'
 
2013-06-26 04:08:51 PM  
I would put my penis in her vagina for several uninterrupted minutes with pelvic thrusting and ejaculation culminating in self-loathing and disappointment, cigarettes and awkward glances.
 
2013-06-26 04:11:30 PM  

PsyLord: Interesting list of celebs that celebrated the SCOTUS decision.  More interesting are the celebrities that are missing from that list.  The Donald?  Country music artist?


Here it is:

Angie Harmon
Donald Trump
Jon Voight
C*nt McFormerViewMember
Dennis Miller
Victoria Jackson
Clint Eastwood's chair but Not Clint Eastwood as he is the RINO-est RINO of them all
A few other miserable bags of puke
 
2013-06-26 04:11:31 PM  
proposing on twitter. how romantic
 
2013-06-26 04:11:43 PM  
Wonder if they'll bring the sloth on the honeymoon.Three-toed, three-way.
 
2013-06-26 04:13:02 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Baby make body gooder.


I like her at her fighting weight.

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2013-06-26 04:14:38 PM  

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

 
2013-06-26 04:19:50 PM  
This picture is pulling double duty for me today.

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/trying to get a slave leia thread going...
//which devolves into a Leia thread.
/// devolution is not always a bad thing
 
2013-06-26 04:21:38 PM  
Yeah, Hetero dudes are going to march down the street to hasten her marriage to some guy named Dax.
 
2013-06-26 04:26:48 PM  

factoryconnection: Great... two deadly sins endorsed in one day: lust and sloth  ;-)


Win
 
2013-06-26 04:28:22 PM  

NuttierThanEver: What is the male equivalent for butterface?

[rogercatlin.com image 300x300]


Butthisface?

How about MALE: Muscles And Little Else
 
2013-06-26 04:32:55 PM  
ok.  Let's see if I know who this one is...

stupid movie, lame tv show, stupid movie, stupid tv show, oooh a voice character in AC2!  Didn't start playing until AC3, sorry.

Nah.  No idea who she is.  Cute butt.  Looks high maintenance.
 
2013-06-26 04:35:18 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Wonder if they'll bring the sloth on the honeymoon.Three-toed, three-way.


Dax retelling that story was comedy gold on Wait Wait Dont Tell me awhile back
 
2013-06-26 04:37:25 PM  
I know a cougar who looks identical to Kristen Bell. She's a little older, but has fake tits and never had kids so she looks great.

She sounds just like the blonde girl who is dating Howard on big bang theory.
 
2013-06-26 04:38:07 PM  
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I hate that biatch!
 
2013-06-26 04:39:08 PM  
I actually really like both of them, he's funny as hell, she's gorgeous.  I can't wait till they break up and I have a chance
 
2013-06-26 04:40:52 PM  

Diogenes: I will congratulate the couple when I get a personal apology from both of them for "Hit and Run."


A: Hot and Run didn't totally suck.

B: Now that the gays can get married/divorced/screwed over by divorce lawyer like everyone else/get things from their dead spouse can we move on to more important shiat?
 
2013-06-26 04:41:34 PM  
obviously, the supreme court's decision today destroyed the institution of marriage.
 
2013-06-26 04:44:16 PM  
beertripper.com

RIP Sheppard Dax
 
2013-06-26 04:45:31 PM  
They might be the coolest couple in Hollywood. Both seem ridiculously down-to-earth.

No snarking from me on these two.
 
2013-06-26 04:46:58 PM  
If I was him I would say no.  Come one give me a nice dinner out, maybe a bottle of wine.... maybe a show or something after... yaknow make a production of it to get my juices going.  But twitter???? please the people from Jersey Shore might think that is adiquate but I have standards.
 
2013-06-26 04:49:07 PM  

pute kisses like a man: obviously, the supreme court's decision today destroyed the institution of marriage.


Is true.  The IRS/Accorn bus came by today to deliver my new gay husband.  I kissed my wife goodbye and asked if I could watch her and her new wife once in a while.
 
2013-06-26 04:51:37 PM  
fark.
 
2013-06-26 05:03:14 PM  

coeyagi: I would put my penis in her vagina for several uninterrupted minutes with pelvic thrusting and ejaculation culminating in self-loathing and disappointment, cigarettes and awkward glances.


Subtlety not your thing?
 
2013-06-26 05:07:59 PM  

dj_spanmaster: fark.


seriously.
 
2013-06-26 05:09:08 PM  

Lorelle: Neil Patrick Harris: "DOMA-it-just-lost-O Mr. Roboto!"

Awesome.


I actually thought this one was better(Neil's was good, tho. I liked the more comedic ones better):

Joan Rivers: "Any straight person complaining about the Supreme Court striking down DOMA should be forced to hire a heterosexual wedding planner."
 
2013-06-26 05:14:14 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-26 05:20:02 PM  
Meh.

Local mall, etc and such.
 
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