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2013-06-26 12:00:39 PM  
*golf clap*
 
2013-06-26 12:42:42 PM  
I bet USC is really happy about all this.
 
2013-06-26 12:45:00 PM  
As a K-State fan I still have to tip my hat to Oregon.  They should've been in that title game last year.

Recruiting violations don't concern me all that much.  As the legendary Barry Switzer once said, if you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'.
 
2013-06-26 12:45:50 PM  
I suspect Portland State is about to get leveled by the NCAA.
 
2013-06-26 12:49:01 PM  
Actually pretty consistent with the Pac 10 too.
 
2013-06-26 12:49:50 PM  
They finally won a national championship?
 
2013-06-26 12:50:32 PM  
their best strategy in avoiding a major punishment was not being named the university of southern california
 
2013-06-26 12:52:46 PM  
Really they only punished Kelly, who they can't really punish
 
2013-06-26 12:59:27 PM  

animesucks: their best strategy in avoiding a major punishment was not being named the university of southern california


Everyone knows you're A-OK so long as nobody got a tattoo out of the bargain.
 
2013-06-26 01:05:16 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Really they only punished Kelly, who they can't really punish


Jesus Christ, that might be the most worthless punishment ever.
 
2013-06-26 01:08:08 PM  
i527.photobucket.com
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Fark You Oregon, cheating a-holes

Go Cougs!
byufootblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-26 01:08:25 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Really they only punished Kelly, who they can't really punish


Until he inevitably fails in the NFL and comes crawling back to coach college.
 
2013-06-26 01:14:22 PM  

Robo Beat: animesucks: their best strategy in avoiding a major punishment was not being named the university of southern california

Everyone knows you're A-OK so long as nobody got a tattoo out of the bargain.


Oh, good. I was afraid someone traded something for a Tattoo. The would warrant a bowl ban
 
2013-06-26 01:17:00 PM  
Context HOTY candidate right there
 
2013-06-26 01:18:43 PM  

bsharitt: They finally won a national championship?


I see the "ends justify the means" cohort is here
 
2013-06-26 01:22:59 PM  

mentallo69: [i527.photobucket.com image 486x314]
[seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com image 440x296]


Fark You Oregon, cheating a-holes

Go Cougs!
[byufootblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x842]




Need some ice for that butt hurt?

Go ducks
 
2013-06-26 01:23:56 PM  

Aar1012: Robo Beat: animesucks: their best strategy in avoiding a major punishment was not being named the university of southern california

Everyone knows you're A-OK so long as nobody got a tattoo out of the bargain.

Oh, good. I was afraid someone traded something for a Tattoo. The would warrant a bowl ban


Well, when complete disregard for rules is a central tenet ofthe  culture within a program, and tattoo trading is a result of said culture, then yes, it does warrant a bowl ban.
 
2013-06-26 01:26:18 PM  
If we just removed NFL/NBA development from the universities and placed it into a lower-tiered professional league where it belonged, all of this would go away forever.
 
2013-06-26 01:26:36 PM  
Just because I feel like piling on...

www.maxwaugh.com

Go Dawgs!
 
2013-06-26 01:31:31 PM  

KJUW89: Just because I feel like piling on...

[www.maxwaugh.com image 400x290]

Go Dawgs!


Go Cougs!
As a Coug I can even handle a Go Dawgs! but eff Oregon!
 
2013-06-26 01:34:04 PM  

pivazena: mentallo69: [i527.photobucket.com image 486x314]
[seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com image 440x296]


Fark You Oregon, cheating a-holes

Go Cougs!
[byufootblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x842]

Need some ice for that butt hurt?

Go ducks


I think its a slap on the wrist personally. No vacating of wins, I mean come on. You cheated. It's cool, Karma will catch up. Mike Leach is going to take WSU back to places we havent been to in a long time. I believe in Leach.

I hope the Cougs and the Dawgs smack the shiat out of Oregon in the next decade.
 
2013-06-26 01:36:30 PM  

Banned on the Run: Context HOTY candidate right there


Yeah, that was pretty awesome.
 
2013-06-26 01:37:45 PM  
Not working on mobile
 
2013-06-26 01:45:12 PM  

thecpt: Not working on mobile


I am.
 
2013-06-26 01:45:21 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Banned on the Run: Context HOTY candidate right there

Yeah, that was pretty awesome.


Thanks...1st green...proof that even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.
 
2013-06-26 01:49:55 PM  
The Crimson Tide, 2013 National Champions

book it

done
 
2013-06-26 01:52:04 PM  
Well done, subby !
 
2013-06-26 01:54:51 PM  
You're right. Improper contact and an extra coach is totally the same as paying players. :eye roll:
 
2013-06-26 01:56:23 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: The Crimson Tide, 2013 National Champions

book it

done


Yes, we don't know about their violations yet, so they're in line for another title.

/Fark the NCAA, go Ed O'Bannon go
 
2013-06-26 02:10:28 PM  

KJUW89: Just because I feel like piling on...

[www.maxwaugh.com image 400x290]

Go Dawgs!


::fistbump::

 Go Dawgs!
 
2013-06-26 02:11:09 PM  

MugzyBrown: If we just removed NFL/NBA development from the universities and placed it into a lower-tiered professional league where it belonged, all of this would go away forever.


Just like it has with Basketball and the D-league

(and a joke one, cause it's funny)
 
2013-06-26 02:12:16 PM  

abmoraz: MugzyBrown: If we just removed NFL/NBA development from the universities and placed it into a lower-tiered professional league where it belonged, all of this would go away forever.

Just like it has with Basketball and the D-league

(and a joke one, cause it's funny)


Nevermind.  I fail horribly at reading comprehension.  I missed the whole "NBA" part of your "NFL/NBA" bit.

/will go flog himself accordingly now.
 
2013-06-26 02:16:13 PM  

cuzsis: KJUW89: Just because I feel like piling on...

[www.maxwaugh.com image 400x290]

Go Dawgs!

::fistbump::

 Go Dawgs!


Time for UW to reclaim its rightful place as the 800-pound gorilla of Pacific Northwest college football.  We can all agree that the last 10 years did not happen, right?
 
2013-06-26 02:22:08 PM  

mentallo69: I think its a slap on the wrist personally. No vacating of wins, I mean come on


Maybe it's me but vacating wins seems like the most non-punishment possible. The NCAA doesn't even require schools to accurately show the vacated wins in the schools' record books. The fans who saw the games don't suddenly forget what happened on the field. The record books and recruiting materials all have the same number in the W column as before. Vacated wins change absolutely nothing. Taking away tv rights (which the NCAA doesn't seem to want to do anymore) or scholarships are the only things that get to sports programs. Vacated wins is pretty much like telling someone 'tsk tsk, naughty naughty' and leaving it at that.
 
2013-06-26 02:23:24 PM  

mentallo69: pivazena: mentallo69: [i527.photobucket.com image 486x314]
[seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com image 440x296]


Fark You Oregon, cheating a-holes

Go Cougs!
[byufootblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x842]

Need some ice for that butt hurt?

Go ducks

I think its a slap on the wrist personally. No vacating of wins, I mean come on. You cheated. It's cool, Karma will catch up. Mike Leach is going to take WSU back to places we havent been to in a long time. I believe in Leach.

I hope the Cougs and the Dawgs smack the shiat out of Oregon in the next decade.


Leach's hardass schtick won't play outside of Texas.  Expect a lot more of this:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1475872-washington-state-coach-mik e -leach-cleared-of-abuse-allegations-by-pac-12
 
2013-06-26 02:24:19 PM  

MugzyBrown: If we just removed NFL/NBA development from the universities and placed it into a lower-tiered professional league where it belonged, all of this would go away forever.


I agree in theory but for this to work in football, you'd probably have to have an age limit.  One of the good things about college football is that it protects kids who are 18-22 years old from having to go up against guys in their physical prime at 25-27.  In baseball, a 27-year-old who's scuffling or needs to work on technique or whatever can go to the minors to get right.  I wouldn't want to see an NFL-caliber offensive lineman in that situation; he may need to work on his footwork or whatever, but he can and will maul a kid who's just out of high school.  So it would probably have to be at least somewhat different from the MLB model.
 
2013-06-26 02:26:20 PM  

EngineerAU: mentallo69: I think its a slap on the wrist personally. No vacating of wins, I mean come on

Maybe it's me but vacating wins seems like the most non-punishment possible. The NCAA doesn't even require schools to accurately show the vacated wins in the schools' record books. The fans who saw the games don't suddenly forget what happened on the field. The record books and recruiting materials all have the same number in the W column as before. Vacated wins change absolutely nothing. Taking away tv rights (which the NCAA doesn't seem to want to do anymore) or scholarships are the only things that get to sports programs. Vacated wins is pretty much like telling someone 'tsk tsk, naughty naughty' and leaving it at that.


I agree with this.  People were at the games, they know what happened.  I guess symbolism matters when it's something like taking Joe Paterno off the top of the all-time wins leaders, but in the vast majority of cases it seems pretty trivial.
 
2013-06-26 02:29:42 PM  
after losing the bcs to scam newton, this only seems fair

/with no chip kelly, they figure oregon is a shell of an empire anyhow
 
2013-06-26 02:30:14 PM  

Super Chronic: EngineerAU: mentallo69: I think its a slap on the wrist personally. No vacating of wins, I mean come on

Maybe it's me but vacating wins seems like the most non-punishment possible. The NCAA doesn't even require schools to accurately show the vacated wins in the schools' record books. The fans who saw the games don't suddenly forget what happened on the field. The record books and recruiting materials all have the same number in the W column as before. Vacated wins change absolutely nothing. Taking away tv rights (which the NCAA doesn't seem to want to do anymore) or scholarships are the only things that get to sports programs. Vacated wins is pretty much like telling someone 'tsk tsk, naughty naughty' and leaving it at that.

I agree with this.  People were at the games, they know what happened.  I guess symbolism matters when it's something like taking Joe Paterno off the top of the all-time wins leaders, but in the vast majority of cases it seems pretty trivial.


Understand and somewhat agreed, but remember they made U$C vacate their wins and national titles in wake of the Reggie Bush scandals. This really isnt that much different. It's all about the NCAA being afraid of losing out on that Nike money.
 
2013-06-26 02:32:10 PM  
They decided having to wear those retina-melting Oregon unis was punishment enough.
 
2013-06-26 02:32:58 PM  

Robo Beat: animesucks: their best strategy in avoiding a major punishment was not being named the university of southern california

Everyone knows you're A-OK so long as nobody got a tattoo out of the bargain.


Yes, committing an infraction that isn't as major and not telling the NCAA to go fark itself will result in a lesser punishment.
 
2013-06-26 02:34:49 PM  

Super Chronic: cuzsis: KJUW89: Just because I feel like piling on...

[www.maxwaugh.com image 400x290]

Go Dawgs!

::fistbump::

 Go Dawgs!

Time for UW to reclaim its rightful place as the 800-pound gorilla of Pacific Northwest college football.  We can all agree that the last 10 years did not happen, right?


i'm biased but Jake Locker had a good run right?
 
2013-06-26 02:38:39 PM  
Let this be a lesson to the rest of the world: You don't FARK with Phil Knight Oregon.
 
2013-06-26 02:41:23 PM  

AdamK: Super Chronic: cuzsis: KJUW89: Just because I feel like piling on...

[www.maxwaugh.com image 400x290]

Go Dawgs!

::fistbump::

 Go Dawgs!

Time for UW to reclaim its rightful place as the 800-pound gorilla of Pacific Northwest college football.  We can all agree that the last 10 years did not happen, right?

i'm biased but Jake Locker had a good run right?


He sucked.  {clicks profile}  From Tennessee, eh?  Well, good luck with your QB, he's got loads of potential, but he didn't live up to it in college.  I mean, he's supposedly a great guy so I can't hate on him for his college underachievement, but I have no particular fondness for him either.
 
2013-06-26 02:57:16 PM  

velvet_fog: Lost Thought 00: Really they only punished Kelly, who they can't really punish

Until he inevitably fails in the NFL and comes crawling back to coach college.


the punishment expires after 18 months, so as long as he lasts at least a year he gets a free pass
 
2013-06-26 04:27:14 PM  

elguerodiablo: mentallo69: pivazena: mentallo69: [i527.photobucket.com image 486x314]
[seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com image 440x296]


Fark You Oregon, cheating a-holes

Go Cougs!
[byufootblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x842]

Need some ice for that butt hurt?

Go ducks

I think its a slap on the wrist personally. No vacating of wins, I mean come on. You cheated. It's cool, Karma will catch up. Mike Leach is going to take WSU back to places we havent been to in a long time. I believe in Leach.

I hope the Cougs and the Dawgs smack the shiat out of Oregon in the next decade.

Leach's hardass schtick won't play outside of Texas.  Expect a lot more of this:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1475872-washington-state-coach-mik e -leach-cleared-of-abuse-allegations-by-pac-12


No, they had to weed out the softies first.
 
2013-06-26 04:43:34 PM  

stappawho: elguerodiablo: mentallo69: pivazena: mentallo69: [i527.photobucket.com image 486x314]
[seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com image 440x296]


Fark You Oregon, cheating a-holes

Go Cougs!
[byufootblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x842]

Need some ice for that butt hurt?

Go ducks

I think its a slap on the wrist personally. No vacating of wins, I mean come on. You cheated. It's cool, Karma will catch up. Mike Leach is going to take WSU back to places we havent been to in a long time. I believe in Leach.

I hope the Cougs and the Dawgs smack the shiat out of Oregon in the next decade.

Leach's hardass schtick won't play outside of Texas.  Expect a lot more of this:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1475872-washington-state-coach-mik e -leach-cleared-of-abuse-allegations-by-pac-12

No, they had to weed out the softies first.


So they'll be recruiting extensively in poor, urban Californian neighborhoods just like Oregon does?
 
2013-06-26 04:49:39 PM  

mentallo69: Fark You Oregon, cheating a-holes

Go Cougs!


Yeah, go Cougs...and take the Huskies with you!!
 
2013-06-26 05:25:50 PM  

mentallo69: KJUW89: Just because I feel like piling on...

[www.maxwaugh.com image 400x290]

Go Dawgs!

Go Cougs!
As a Coug I can even handle a Go Dawgs! but eff Oregon!


Blasphemy! You can't be a Cougs fan and root for the Huskies on anything!
 
2013-06-26 05:35:59 PM  

mentallo69: pivazena: mentallo69: [i527.photobucket.com image 486x314]
[seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com image 440x296]


Fark You Oregon, cheating a-holes

Go Cougs!
[byufootblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x842]

Need some ice for that butt hurt?

Go ducks

I think its a slap on the wrist personally. No vacating of wins, I mean come on. You cheated. It's cool, Karma will catch up. Mike Leach is going to take WSU back to places we havent been to in a long time. I believe in Leach.

I hope the Cougs and the Dawgs smack the shiat out of Oregon in the next decade.


I hope that the Cougs and the Dawgs actually have football teams this year.  It's actually getting kind of boring beating you guys so badly every year.
 
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