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(NYPost)   That clever JFK heist of $1.2 million probably consisted of ramming a crate with a forklift... and leaving behind $91.8 million   (nypost.com) divider line 20
    More: Followup, JFK, bank transfer, East Rutherford, armored trucks  
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13657 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2013 at 2:20 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-26 02:56:18 PM  
5 votes:

jshine: Ramming a crate with a forklift?  Simple plans are the best plans, I suppose.


Especially when they come together.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-06-26 04:36:41 PM  
3 votes:

Cork on Fork: $100 million is only about 2200 pounds (in $100 bills).


Wow that's a shiatty exchange rate
2013-06-26 02:35:45 PM  
2 votes:
I can't read this story without a song going through my head.

i3.ytimg.com

".....they tried to steal it with a forkift......"
2013-06-26 02:31:29 PM  
2 votes:

johnny_vegas


1000words1000days.com

It looks like he was frozen in...

*sunglasses*

Carbone-ite.


YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
2013-06-26 06:51:16 PM  
1 votes:

brantgoose: A mouse can not be scaled  up to elephant size, and an elephant can not be scaled down to mouse size


Giraffes on the other hand...

ihaveanidea.org
2013-06-26 04:39:19 PM  
1 votes:
Steal the crates, replace them with matching crates full of cheaply made counterfeit money.  Ship the original money on commercial carrier flights in duffel bags to Florida for your dad, who is ex-CIA, to bury.  Then come down on vacation in 6 months, and take a li'l boat ride with dad to move the money.  Make a movie about it, and use the movie to launder the original money.  Ta-daa
2013-06-26 03:30:37 PM  
1 votes:

majestic


Forks. That's what they are called.


Well, yeah. The tone of my post was meant to be facetious, as was the use of the oversimplified "pointy-dealy" (think Homer Simpson) - but thanks anyway.
2013-06-26 03:08:44 PM  
1 votes:
 "Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport.  To us, it was better than Citibank".

[cue soundtrack by The Chantels]
2013-06-26 02:55:07 PM  
1 votes:
Authorities believe the stunning theft of $1.2 million in cash from a Swiss airlines flight was an inside job that happened at JFK - not Zurich - and plan to give lie-detector tests to airport employees, The Post has learned.

That means it was almost certainly an outsider who parachuted away from the plane while it was over the Atlantic, and JFK will be rewarding its employees for their cooperation in the investigation.
2013-06-26 02:55:01 PM  
1 votes:
Monsters! That money belongs to the banks!
2013-06-26 02:33:19 PM  
1 votes:
Just wait and see who doesn't show up for work tomorrow.
2013-06-26 02:31:46 PM  
1 votes:

Jake Havechek: Jimmy "The Gent" Burke would have been pissed.  Then he would have killed you.


johnny_vegas: [1000words1000days.com image 300x168]


Solid State Vittles: Hopefully Stacks doesn't get stoned and go to his girlfriend's before taking care of the truck.


abhorrent1: JIIIIIMMMYYY


steklo: The right thing to do is to give "Paulie" a cut.


I see I'm not needed here, and I put that Cadillac in my mother's name.
2013-06-26 02:29:35 PM  
1 votes:
That clever JFK heist of $1.2 million probably consisted of ramming a crate with a forklift

Standard practice at fedex freight. They don't steal anything, they do damage everything though.
2013-06-26 02:27:59 PM  
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: Fano: If you steal 93 million, they WILL find you.

Exactly what I was thinking


Ohh and I forgot

Yippie ki-yay
2013-06-26 02:27:38 PM  
1 votes:
The right thing to do is to give "Paulie" a cut.
2013-06-26 02:27:21 PM  
1 votes:
He had a forklift, for Christ's sake. Stick the thing under the end without the hole and lift. Money will pour out. Come on!
2013-06-26 02:27:10 PM  
1 votes:
Hopefully Stacks doesn't get stoned and go to his girlfriend's before taking care of the truck.
2013-06-26 02:26:18 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: If you steal 93 million, they WILL find you.


"Unless they think you're already dead"
2013-06-26 02:25:56 PM  
1 votes:
Now go home and get your farking shinebox, subby!
2013-06-26 02:22:52 PM  
1 votes:
Jimmy "The Gent" Burke would have been pissed.  Then he would have killed you.
 
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