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(International Business Times)   Snooki fights back against claims of "unhealthy" weight loss after revealing shockingly thin photos, says she lost lbs. so her fiance wouldn't "run away"   (ibtimes.com) divider line 88
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2013-06-26 12:35:41 PM  
No defense attempted against claims of being an utter moron with a negative net value as a human being.
 
2013-06-26 12:41:51 PM  
When a warm wet hole is all you've got to offer you'd better do anything you can to keep him interested in it.
 
2013-06-26 12:48:48 PM  
I'm conflicted on the Snookie issue.  Thin Snookie, chubby Snookie or I could not care less about Snookie.  I think I'm going with option 3.
 
2013-06-26 12:55:57 PM  
Dear fatasses, that's not "shockingly thin," that's this thing we like to call "fit."
 
2013-06-26 12:58:13 PM  
I gotta be honest she looks pretty good and good for her for working out. When you can put on muscle like that there's a good chance you're not being all that unhealthy. I have no problem with people trying to improve themselves.

Still would not touch that with a ten foot pole.
 
2013-06-26 01:05:21 PM  
So it is true that ugly goes right to the bone, good to know.
 
2013-06-26 01:08:05 PM  

Sybarite: Dear fatasses, that's not "shockingly thin," that's this thing we like to call "fit."


This. Unfortunately Snooki is still ahideous little troll.
 
2013-06-26 01:22:14 PM  
First, she looks really fit.  She's tiny, like 4'8".

Second, International Business Times is running Snooki articles?

Third, why am I commenting here?
 
2013-06-26 01:57:03 PM  
She hasn't eaten at least one of his feet by now?
 
2013-06-26 02:04:56 PM  
Not sure, I mean I know in past I've said I'd eat that like a fat kid with a orangisicle on a hot August day but there was just something about the little extra she carried that did it for me. I'm an ass and thigh guy and she had that going for her in droves.

Who am I kidding, I'd still rail it through the bed and into the basement.
 
2013-06-26 02:05:35 PM  

bdub77: I gotta be honest she looks pretty good and good for her for working out. When you can put on muscle like that there's a good chance you're not being all that unhealthy. I have no problem with people trying to improve themselves.

Still would not touch that with a ten foot pole.


I'd hit it
 
2013-06-26 02:05:37 PM  
If you don't want your fiancé to run away, there are much simpler options than a multi-month diet and exercise program.
 
2013-06-26 02:07:24 PM  

Sybarite: Dear fatasses, that's not "shockingly thin," that's this thing we like to call "fit."


This.

She is in shape and has muscle tone. I can see people saying she is shockingly thin if she had bones protruding and looked like a skeleton like Nicole Ritche, but that isn't the case here.
 
2013-06-26 02:08:39 PM  
whatculture.com
.. has some shockingly relevant suggestions for you, Snooki.
 
2013-06-26 02:09:38 PM  

Sybarite: Dear fatasses, that's not "shockingly thin," that's this thing we like to call "fit."


THIS.  Good for her.  She might look smaller than most people because of her height too.
 
2013-06-26 02:12:57 PM  

Sybarite: Dear fatasses, that's not "shockingly thin," that's this thing we like to call "fit."


yeah, i'm a fatass who agrees with you.

still have no idea why anyone cares at all about this orange troll, but i suppose i'm a tad guilty too since i clicked to look at the link and comment here.

never watched a single second of that jersey shore show, unless you count their cameo in the 3 stooges movie
 
2013-06-26 02:14:11 PM  
Meh, she's a lot thinner, but not in a way that looks like her health is in danger. Not sure where he humongous knockers went, though. Either way, from the tire flipping, I'm thinking she's taken up Cross Fit, and that ain't a walk in the park. I generally like my women with some curves, but toned skinny beats supermodel bulimia skinny any day of the week.

I still don't really care about this chick, but she gets some credit for putting her all into this workout regimen.
 
2013-06-26 02:16:26 PM  
yeah I gotta say she is an ugly little troll that adds nothing to the world except the entertainment value of her fails. Those are gone now but we have he kids to look forward to in a few years, but I digress.

She is fit, not shockingly thin.
 
2013-06-26 02:16:42 PM  
I'm glad she didn't lose that "orangutan-esque" quality with the weight loss. Is she still able to peal various fruits with her feet?
 
2013-06-26 02:18:32 PM  

Mikey1969: Meh, she's a lot thinner, but not in a way that looks like her health is in danger. Not sure where he humongous knockers went, though. Either way, from the tire flipping, I'm thinking she's taken up Cross Fit, and that ain't a walk in the park. I generally like my women with some curves, but toned skinny beats supermodel bulimia skinny any day of the week.

I still don't really care about this chick, but she gets some credit for putting her all into this workout regimen.


boobs are mostly fat...so women tend to lose fat there just like they do on the rest of their body when they lose weight. some lose more in the chest than others do.

i, too, prefer curvier women...never have cared much for skinny chicks...and while i cared nothing about snooki and the rest of that show's cast, i did think she was a cute chubby chick
 
2013-06-26 02:21:38 PM  
Amazing what happens when you replace 2000 empty calories of alcohol a night with Crossfit workouts.
 
2013-06-26 02:21:41 PM  
She's one of the last people I'd ever defend, but she looks incredibly toned and fit rather than too thin.
 
2013-06-26 02:22:37 PM  
s1.ibtimes.com

If I didn't know better, I'd hit that.
 
2013-06-26 02:23:57 PM  

bungle_jr: Mikey1969: Meh, she's a lot thinner, but not in a way that looks like her health is in danger. Not sure where he humongous knockers went, though. Either way, from the tire flipping, I'm thinking she's taken up Cross Fit, and that ain't a walk in the park. I generally like my women with some curves, but toned skinny beats supermodel bulimia skinny any day of the week.

I still don't really care about this chick, but she gets some credit for putting her all into this workout regimen.

boobs are mostly fat...so women tend to lose fat there just like they do on the rest of their body when they lose weight. some lose more in the chest than others do.

i, too, prefer curvier women...never have cared much for skinny chicks...and while i cared nothing about snooki and the rest of that show's cast, i did think she was a cute chubby chick


I know boobs go down, but I didn't know they almost ceased to exist... And yeah, she actually was kind of attractive as a chubby girl, until she opened her mouth, that is. She still doesn't look that bad here, just no curves.
 
2013-06-26 02:23:57 PM  
She's cute without the clown makeup
 
2013-06-26 02:24:31 PM  

amindtat: [s1.ibtimes.com image 601x609]

If I didn't know better, I'd hit that.


She looked a 100x  better with some curves on her.
 
2013-06-26 02:27:44 PM  
To me she still looks like a fat pig.
 
2013-06-26 02:29:03 PM  

Sybarite: Dear fatasses, that's not "shockingly thin," that's this thing we like to call "fit."


People are so fat that no longer recognize what people are supposed to look like when they eat and exercise properly.
 
2013-06-26 02:29:07 PM  

oldfarthenry: I'm glad she didn't lose that "orangutan-esque" quality


s1.ibtimes.com
www.chimpsanctuarynw.org
 
2013-06-26 02:30:08 PM  

mysticcat: First, she looks really fit. She's tiny, like 4'8".


I have thing for tiny, fit girl girls but those tats scream trash.
 
2013-06-26 02:31:06 PM  

Bslim: To me she still looks like a fat pig.


is that some sort of visual eating disorder...like projecting anorexia onto another person?
projectorexia?
 
2013-06-26 02:31:21 PM  
s1.ibtimes.com
I'd hit it.
 
2013-06-26 02:31:23 PM  

amindtat: If I didn't know better, I'd hit that.


She's like Paris Hilton that way.
 
2013-06-26 02:35:02 PM  
The guy can't even spell Johnny. She has no worries.
 
2013-06-26 02:35:32 PM  
She looks pretty good. Good f
 
2013-06-26 02:36:09 PM  

bungle_jr: Bslim: To me she still looks like a fat pig.

is that some sort of visual eating disorder...like projecting anorexia onto another person?
projectorexia?


She's still fat, inside.
 
2013-06-26 02:36:21 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: She looks pretty good. Good f


Good for her, argh.
 
2013-06-26 02:40:35 PM  
Okay, so she lost some weight and got fit.  Is she any better a person on the inside, or is she just as vapid as she was before she lost the weight?  I'm confidently betting on the latter.  All this means is that she's a better looking moron.
 
2013-06-26 02:41:54 PM  
Here's a picture of her bringing her old diaphragm in and two pictures of her taking the new one home.
s1.ibtimes.com
 
2013-06-26 02:41:58 PM  
She looks like someone who has a healthy workout regimen. You don't build muscle mass by starving yourself and running.  She is setting her self up for long term weight management good for her.
 
2013-06-26 02:42:10 PM  

SirTanon: .. has some shockingly relevant suggestions for you, Snooki.


Dammit, this is what I get for seeing a headline, thinking of a joke, the doing some work before posting.
 
2013-06-26 02:46:20 PM  

Kyosuke: When a warm wet hole is all you've got to offer you'd better do anything you can to keep him interested in it.


Not a nasty, dirty wet hole, filled with worms and an oozy smell. It was a Snooki-hole, and that means comfort.
 
2013-06-26 02:47:45 PM  
Got her teeth fixed too...still not sure...
 
2013-06-26 02:51:45 PM  
Now I only need one paper bag.
 
2013-06-26 02:57:59 PM  
In other news, those topless shots of Kate Upton are out there uncensored now.
 
2013-06-26 03:00:27 PM  

ArkPanda: If you don't want your fiancé to run away, there are much simpler options than a multi-month diet and exercise program.


Duct tape, leg amputation..
 
2013-06-26 03:04:13 PM  
It saddens me that we live in a world where people are ridiculed for trying to better themselves.
 
2013-06-26 03:09:14 PM  
She looks better chubby.
 
2013-06-26 03:10:34 PM  
Maybe becoming a mother is the best thing for her. Nicole Richie was a skank hanging around on Paris Hilton's coattails until she got married and had her kids; now she appears to be a devoted mom and a functioning member of society. She really cleaned her act up.

What a world it would be if no one were allowed to move on from their eary 20 selves.
 
2013-06-26 03:11:29 PM  

WhippingBoy: It saddens me that we live in a world where people are ridiculed for trying to better themselves.


Well it saddens me that we live in a world where people are ridiculed for ridiculing people for trying to better themselves.
 
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